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[driftveilworker]

He's sorry! Look into his baby doll eyes!!!! He won't do it again!!!! (Probably)

A little man of no remorse….his name is Silt.

[driftveilworker]

Alola. I am Hapu from Poni Island in Alola.

My uncle said you wanted to trade for a Rockruff?

((@poni-island-kahuna ))

That would be correct!! I’ve got quite a few Pokémon that I can offer in exchange. Just depends on what’d you want? Especially if it’s hard to find in your region!

[driftveilworker]

With all these babies you're basically a certified DILF now

What does that mean?

[driftveilworker]

dang, we can't simp for you now, cuz ur taken now

oh well, how are the kips

The babies are doin’ good and in fact I think Silt is trying to prepare himself for evolution?

[driftveilworker]

Bentley, my darling and most cherished husband. . . Do you or a friend of yours have experience in pipes and/or construction? (Pretend that I'm fluttering my eyelashes in this ask)

- @underfundedpokeprof

I think my buddy is experienced in plumbing??

Why though? Did ya or someone ya know breakin somethin’?

[driftveilworker]

Your official DILF status means you can carry the mudkip on your chest in a papoose (if they enjoy it and Mud Mom approves)

Mud Mom DOES approve.

I’m also taking my babies to the PWT today to watch some battles.

[driftveilworker]

Wait. Did you. Take that professor on a date???? Did you take her on a date to a ROCK HOLE????? Please say sike

Dhfhdfddx

[driftveilworker]

Trade Request from Hapu Erden.

1 Rockruff for 1 Wooper.

Y/N?

((@poni-island-kahuna ))

Yes! I need the rock puppy.

[driftveilworker]

Hey you went in the tunnels to look for pokémon right? Did you see updog in there?

Huh.

What’s updog??

[driftveilworker]

He's 100% going to make his own mud hole and start dropping you into it if you have bad habits. Staying up too late? Mud hole. On the computer too much? Mud hole. Not eating right? Mud hole, featuring several berries. He's already plotting your future demise.

He will not put me into a mud timeout! He’s too tiny!! He’s fun sized! A little man!!

[driftveilworker]

You're gonna have to get child locks for the food cabinet bc your babies seem every smart and very good at teamwork

ABOUT THAT.

[driftveilworker]

Are you okay???? Maybe you should go get checked out

I’m alright!! I patched myself up with no problem! Though the mudkips have been following me around ever since and Mud Mom too.

More than usual.

[driftveilworker]

Okay so I got you the rings. They're pokemon mood rings. I don't know your finger sizes so they're adjustable, I got you a mudkip, dahlia a tirtouga, and quinn a shuppet. Hope this helps!

Oh my god. I love these.

[driftveilworker]

NOTHIN MUCH DAWG, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!

😧

[driftveilworker]

Your sandshrew thinks the shower is killing me.

@underfundedpokeprof

Tell him it’s a dirt shower and he’ll stop scratching the door.

[driftveilworker]

But you do, in fact, think Lala is creepy and weird, don't you.

Jokes on you.

I’m hugging Lala.