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[evilsituation]

what dead dove do not eat sounds like it means: just a heads up the tags and warnings on this should be taken seriously, please do not be surprised if a dark topic mentioned does show up and is not a one off thing

how people use dead dove do not eat: I touch myself to incest pedophilia and rape if you think that's bad you're a fandom cop and youre ruining my LIFE! I'm going to kill myself the moment someone tells me rape is wrong. and it's all your fault.

[mirrored-muse]

Hihihihihihihi!!!!!! Van x Femme!reader????? Just what their relationship would be like….. anyways I hope you are doing amazing my dear favourite writer on tumblr rn <333

Also can I be 🪼 anon?

HIIIII OMG!!! Okay first of all, thank you for being so sweet. Like, I’m actually gonna cry, I love writing and for the longest time I was too scared to actually post my work 😭 So thank you for saying that. I can’t stress how much it means to me. Also! I decided to just do my thoughts on this, but I can def do a full fic if you want?

ANYWAYS pre-crash Van x femme!reader……

You’re soft in all the ways Van is sharp. Pretty skirts she can slip her hand under. Cherry-flavored lip gloss she smears when she kisses you too hard. You’re the one who gets teased mercilessly for matching your jewelry to your outfits, but she’s the one who notices the small details every time. She calls you “princess” or “baby” like she’s making fun of you, but the second someone else does, she looks like she might kill them. Only she’s allowed to.

Van’s always got a hand on you, your waist, the back of your neck, up your thigh under the table. You’re her favorite girl to show off (obviously). You bat your lashes and ask sweetly enough for something, and she’s already pulling out her wallet or standing up to do it.

She’s a complete gentleman. Gentlewoman? Chivalrous? idk. She opens doors for you. Carries your bags. Ties your shoes. You pretend to be annoyed by it, but secretly? You love being taken care of by her. And she knows it. She teases you for being high maintenance, but god forbid anyone else says it.

She’s protective in a way that’s not always loud, just present. A hand on the small of your back when you walk into a room. A jacket draped over your shoulders when you’re cold. Her gaze flicking toward you every time someone new enters the space.

You’re the only one who gets to see her soft side. Like when you run your fingers through her hair while she lies between your thighs, head resting on your stomach, quietly mumbling about her day. Or when you kiss the bruises she gets from practice, and she actually melts a little.

You’re her soft spot. The only person who can shut her up with a single look. Her reason for trying. Her favorite girl in the world.

[stagtorccio]

thoughts on tfem lottie? (I say gnawing at the bars of my enclosure as they keep me away from my beautiful sparkly rainbow princess)

-🪼

im going to be like, annoying about this

pre-crash / no-crash transfem lottie my beloved <3

when first starting out, i think the estrogen mood-swings are crazy, like, she sobs over a cat she saw on the side of the road because it was just really cute and it made her emotional (me i fear)

does "boob checkpoints" (shoutout my one friend from hs) and celebrates when the growth hits a certain point. takes you to the mall so you can help her pick out cute bras (maybe bikinis if it's summer). she's proud to be more comfortable in her body bro!!

lottie growing her hair out.. sobs. and getting you to style it, braid it and put her little signature bows in it.. feelin herself fr!! although she MIGHT cry if you get her new hair accessories as gifts. simply finds it so thoughtful she cries (once again, real)

picking out (read: stealing) clothes from tj maxx and slowly replacing her wardrobe, but also just.. taking whatever she thinks is cute even if she's never gonna wear it

"lottie, you don't need a purple parka, it's the middle of the summer." "okay, but it's reaaaally cute. please?"

can do her own shots, but likes when you offer to do them for her because the needle makes her uneasy (that girl's def got medical trauma / has been in and out of hospitals her whole life), and it helps that you kiss the bandaid after <3

literally just loves when you call her lottie or lott, because that's her name. validating as fuck. but also, pet namesssss. throw her a bone (read: "pretty girl") and she will giggle and kick her feet for 3 hours

voice training too.. def the type to practice in the mirror.. that one scene from s3, yeah. she'd probably try and train her voice off tv characters / celebrities or singers she idolizes, she would SO want to be the next tori amos or beth gibbons. i feel you, lawtie

also she has a bright pink caboodle for her makeup (and e) for the bit. because i think it's funny.

[nakylvr]

dealer!dani angst 😭😭 (waiting for part 2).

dealer!dani is getting so popular omg… but hear me out… what if we had a streamer!megan?

-🪼

im gonna be so real i dont really watch streamers like. at all so thats why this took so long...but im here now!! so lets talk about it 😁

warnings/tags: fluff, streamer!megan, f!reader, mild language, established relationship, nsfw content under the cut

streamer!megan who told you that she was a streamer the second you asked why she had such a big recording set up in her bedroom, grinning while excitedly explaining everything to you. she knows most people don't think it's a real job, so she feels quite reassured when you tell her how cool you think it is that all she has to do is play video games while recording herself and she makes money off it. she goes into detail about every piece of her set up like it's her most prized possession, then turning red when realizing how much she was ranting about it before you assure her that it's cute to see her so excited about it

streamer!megan who unfortunately will keep you up in the middle of the night because she's streaming a brand new game that just released. even though she's usually quiet when she's focused on playing, she has to answer questions or comments people are putting in the chat. however if it's any type of fps, fortnite, or a scary game, she will probably start yelling halfway through leaving you throwing a pillow at her to either be quiet or turn it off. which she then apologizes over and over again the next morning when you clearly didn't sleep

streamer!megan who will try to make you play games with her, practically begging on her knees saying that she won't even be streaming and that she just wants to play with you. when you eventually give in she has you sitting there with her for hours playing different games to see what is the best for you and how you play in different games. she'll play fortnite with you, but she will probably end up leaving you behind or you end up dying because she didn't hear you ask her for bandages fifteen times. minecraft is probably the best bet for you two to play together unless it's a scary game, in which you two keep switching who's playing before just turning it off and attempting to sleep.

streamer!megan who will take you to E3 and other gaming conventions with her, even if you try to say no, she's already bought everything and it's all booked. she stays by your side the whole time, her hand never letting go of yours knowing how crowded and chaotic the environment of any convention can get. she buys everything she sees in sight along with anything you want, food, figurines, autographs, exclusive games, everything. she doesn't hesitate to spend her money on things you want or like, even if you try telling her you don't want it, she will still buy it for you. this does mean you have to meet other streamers as well at these conventions, but most of them are nice she reassures you and that she talks to a lot of them or plays with them

streamer!megan who accidentally revealed you to all her followers when she started a live while you were gone, forgetting you would be coming back resulting in you walking into her room and wrapping your arms around her shoulders, not realizing she was live while giving her a quick kiss. she freaks out the second after, and quickly starts explaining she's streaming and that everyone watching just saw, making you freeze thinking you fucked up. megan reassures you that you didn't mess anything up when she sees your face drop, grabbing your hand and pulling you onto her lap and deciding to take it as the opportunity to go public. needless to say, her fans love you

streamer!megan who essentially doesn't sleep, whether she's streaming or not she's playing games into the late night as you lay on the bed trying to convince her to sleep. you managed to come up with a few different ways to get her off the games, some not so as innocent as others when she isn't streaming. when she eventually goes to sleep it's so late that she's still asleep when you get up in the morning like normal, her arms around you in a tight grip to keep you from moving much, leaving you forced to sleep more. not that you'd complain. except for when she wakes up and whines about how tired she is and you tell her again that if she didn't stay up so late that she wouldn't be so tired

streamer!megan who eventually convinces you to play with her while she's streaming, telling you it'll be fun and that she promises she will be fair when playing (she cheats.). you tell her it has to be a game you like though, and she will agree immediately, grinning widely when it's all set up and she starts the live. that being said, no matter what game you're playing, she isn't really paying attention to the game or the chat like she normally would, instead her gaze keeps lingering on you as you genuinely enjoy playing with her while thousands of people watch. her fans notice it instantly, and when you realize and question her on it, she almost cries when explaining that it just makes her so happy to have someone who really enjoys being with her to the point they'd be live in front of thousands playing video games

streamer!megan who is so easy to shop for during the holidays or her birthday. all you have to do is go through her steam cart, see what new games have released she doesn't have yet, or look on gamestop and easily be able to find multiple things for her. she gets so excited, jumping up and down like s little kid no matter what she opens and gets, kissing you multiple times saying how much she loves and appreciates you

streamer!megan who you've figured out how to get her off the game when she's not streaming by touching yourself and purposefully emphasizing your moans just to see her head snap backwards with wide eyes when she hears what you're doing, immediately getting off the game no matter if she remembered to save the file or not

streamer!megan who begs to touch you when you're pleasuring yourself to get her off the game, only for you to tell her she isn't allowed to, causing her to whine and beg more to just get one taste of you

streamer!megan who you've eaten out while under her desk and she's streaming, your eyes staring up at her as she tries to keep quiet before ending up turning off the stream and game to grab your hair and push you closer to her

streamer!megan who's hands you've tied behind her back while she sits in her gaming chair and you give her a lap dance. she squirms around so much, begging you to untie her hands so she can touch you to the point tears well in her eyes

streamer!megan who asks if she can take pictures and even record during the act, promising they'll stay on her phone only solely for when you're not around and she's needy.

streamer!megan who sits you on her lap when she's playing and not streaming, not realizing the way you keep moving around until you're fully grinding against her thigh. her eyes go wide when she does realize, pausing the game to put her hands on your hips to drag you along her thigh, murmuring how dirty you are to act like this while she's playing

[returnofeternity]

business women lottie with that very “only I can say/do stuff like that to you” vibe. The moment anyone else on the team tries picking on r she’s so quick to shut them off and protect r but the moment r and lottie are in private she’ll just repeat what they said.

if something happened to r with another one of their colleagues, for example they’re just being extremely degrading and acting ‘sexual’ per say, lottie does not hesitate to fire them on the spot. Perhaps it’s been happening for a while and one day lottie just finds r crying somewhere and when lottie finds out smth is actually wrong she gets really sweet and caring.

okay similar to a prof!lottie head canon, maybe r is out getting plastered with their friends when they call Lottie and lotties there within minutes, scolding r a bit and taking them to lotties gianttttt hose where she takes care of r for the night and maybe stuff gets soft from after there

also please drop any freaky business women lottie ideas I need them

-🪼

thinking of a rare soft moment where lottie protects you after someone goes too far and almost makes you cry because of their words :( they're either fired or get a very, very stern talking to. she takes you to her office and asks if you're okay, actually giving you space for once instead of getting in your face. she's just so worried...it's almost eerie seeing her this soft and mushy with you because she's usually mean and bossy, but ur just embarrassed by crying in front of her. she's easy on you the rest of the day but still makes little jokes between you and her :(

also thinking about someone picking on you and it wasn't 'too far' but you still get very upset. lottie who calls you a big crybaby after taking you to her office, asking if you're gonna cry in front of your boss because someone was picking on you (it was someone you've heard lottie say to you dozens of times). she repeats it and grins when she notices how you grit your teeth and clench your fists. she's getting on your nerves and she loves it. lottie who bends you over her desk to teach you a lesson, telling you that maybe you are "a spoiled fucking brat" like your coworker said.

you dont even know why ur calling lottie when u have other friends to come pick you up, but you're doing it anyway. think it'd be even better if you called out that day because u were 'sick' only to end up ditching to go drink w friends 😭 she's pissed. it was hell without you there and she's cranky as fuck. her hair is a mess and her tie is loosened when she arrives, and you almost start drooling because she looks so sexy. even her car is big, and you make a joke about how much she makes when you see that fuckin mansion of hers bro. you also joke about why she has a huge house with no one to live with, which earns you a pinch on your arm...

freaky thoughts....okay, um.... thinking about lottie making you sit on your knees on her cold floor while she has you hump her heel 😵‍💫lottie who has her skirt lifted high enough to where you can see her bulge but she wont let you touch or kiss it :( or lottie who likes stepping on your groin with her heels :b pressing her heel into your center, watching you pathetically hump against it while you're in her desk chair..

honestly, just being her desk pet. lottie who calls you away from your actual work duties because she needs someone between her legs making her feel good. riding tfem!lottie in her chair and while the doors unlocked for the rush of it all, lottie telling you to hurry up and milk her cock before someone finds you like this.

[spiderb00]

What would be gf Sophia's reaction when you treated Yoonchip like she was your daughter?

can i be 🪼 anon?

Welcome anon <3

Sophia's heart would be full of love! She has already said that she has a strong desire to have children IN THE FUTURE (lol, please tell me you got the reference), so when she gets a taste, she'll love every second of it.

Seeing you and Yoonchae together shows Sophia how good you will be in the future when you become a mother, the mother of her children, of course. She is 100% amazed.

will take pictures of your cute intentions with Yoonchip, any little thing you and the Maknae do together will be recorded on the Filipino girl's phone.

She certainly shows off to the Kats, the girls are already fed up, but at the same time they are happy that Sophia has found someone to love and share her life wit.

It takes her a while to express her desire to have a family with you, but when she does, she's crying and laughing at the same time, imagining the whole future for the two of you. And you're so confused, but at the same time happy that she wants to share her life with you.

[goldfades]

- manager totally the type of girl to just doodle ALL OVER her hands and arms. especially when she’s stressed out she’ll just doodle.

- even during games when she needs a mental break there are totally clips of her doodling on geno’s whiteboard and geno just stares at her over her shoulder and watches her draw😭💕

- when she gets overstimulated she’ll definitely get a lot quieter and more unresponsive like she’ll just nod or shake her head and the team+geno know exactly how to get her back too😭 (fic ideaaa??!!)

- they bring her to a quieter area and grab her snacks and headphones and stuff and just like take care of her☹️☹️

- i LOVE when the caring person gets taken care of..(im not projecting at all i have never heard of that in my life)

- manager and geno’s relationship is something that is so important to me. like he totally sees her as his daughter and is so proud of her😭

- on the bus her and geno will be playing card games or she’ll be helping out with his phone bc no way that man knows how it works

- manager has curly hair. i said what i said and i won’t accept disagreement /j

- OK IM KIDDING BUT LIKE IDK she just has curly hair, its so her

- manager is an AMAZING cook and baker, she stress bakes 100% and gives geno all her new desserts to see if he likes them

- she’s the designated baker for their bday parties and totally bakes each team member a cake and personalizes it to decorate it🙁

- manager also ALWAYS smells good

thats all i got for now but I HOPE THIS HELPS, ILY BABE

-🪼

MORE GENO AND MANAGER CONTENT IS WHAT IM GETTING FROM THIS ASK!!!!!!! she def helps him with phone issues and stuff and it's just dad/daughter bonding but also, i feel like he's too sassy AHAHAHAHAH, like sometimes he's on his man period

and only manager can talk back to him cause what is he gonna do??? make her run laps (he's tried, she just walks away)?????? their dynamic is my fav ever

also yes she's the best baker in the whole world, for like more private events she def bakes them BOMB ass cakes and cookies

i feel like she'd smell CLEANN, like have yall ever smelled queen bee by good chemistry ??? cus thats what i imagine her to smell like

thank u sm babes ur the best ilysm

[bettertwin1]

Matty named matt...but...don't know...math...?

[ragdolldyke]

the slumblespekta playlist finally drops <3

i recommend listening to the songs in order to get the Full Experience! heres an alternate link if u cant do that on spotify

rainbow connection - the muppets / from the start - laufey / fighter - jack stauber / dont say that - ricky montgomery / turn out the lights - the crane wives / pitter patter - vane lily / konton boogie - jon-yakitory / monitoring (cover) - trickle / starkiller - bear ghost / foolishly wrong - autoheart / phony (cover) - will stetson / queen of nothing - the crane wives / parasite (cover) - rachie / god-ish (cover) - will stetson / hanahaki syndrome - shiki miyoshino / the bad place - waitress / heat abnormal - iyowa / my eternity - vane lily / hearts claws - vane lily / against the kitchen floor - will wood / language of the lost - riproducer / valentine - laufey / wasteland, baby! - hozier / time will change you - the crane wives

[wonhes]

sohee is the type of boyfie to come home from work/practice, lay is head on your stomach and then take a nap. - 🪼

NOOOOO WHY WOULD U SAY THAT TO ME ????

sohee’s also the type of bf that would also LOVE it when you play with his hair :(( like imagine him getting home from work/practice and hearing you giggling in the living room, he would immediately make a beeline towards that direction. when he spots you comfortably laying on the couch he would tiredly smile at you and without giving it another thought he would rush to lay on top of you. giggling at his actions, you would watch as he gives you a quick kiss on the forehead, nose and lips before making his way down to your tummy. and with him placing one last kiss on your tummy, he would bring his arms to hug your frame on each side; silently waiting for you to place your hands on his hair. you would giggle at his actions knowing what he was silently asking for and bring a hand to massage his scalp. and at the feeling of your hand playing with his hair, sohee would let out a satisfied sigh while mumbling a soft ‘i love you’ as he closes his eyes and drifts off to sleep.

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[banjomelodies]

Hear me out..

Wanderer, Nahida and Furina would be a great group of friends, or found family. They all share similar trauma, and Furina and Wanderer in particular have a lot of similarities. With all three of them essentially being forcefully trapped into a life they didn't want (Wanderer being trapped with the Harbingers (and was Dottores experiment for who knows how long, at least until he got all of his clones made), Nahida being trapped in a never ending repeat of the same day, and Furina being trapped in immortality that dwindled her mental health). Wanderer and Furina have that entire thing with humanity (Wanderer being deemed too human being what broke his life, while Furina being perfectly human ruined hers) going on for them (+Nahida being desperate to understand humans). They could all be in this little group of people just trying to move forward from their pasts, and grow, and heal, and see themselves as more than what they were.

Listen. I need an event of the three of them interacting.

[mangoxanax]

i should probably try to write again but idk who to write for 🙁🙁 i might jus do something togachaco idkkk

[sunniewr]

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[returnofeternity]

professor lottie this….professor lottie that..

don’t get me wrong i LOVE professor lottie but imagine business women lottie…oh lord.

reader and lottie hating each other and constantly getting into unnecessary arguments but then one day Lottie is fed up with readers bullshit and takes it out on reader very very sexually, just going ‘fuck it’ and pushing reader onto her desk and fucking her nasty. Constant teasing and stuff, imaging lottie tying readers hands together with her tie or smth like that..ESPECIALLY W TFEM READER OR LOTTIE…lord have mercy..

anyways that’s my freak

-🪼

business woman lottie.....lord.

lottie who LOVES your sharp tongue but also hates your guts. always rolling her eyes when you get in the elevator with her, sometimes smirking at you when she doesn't hold it open for you. asking why you're so sweaty and huffing when you get to the floor because you had to walk up the stairs.

sometimes you forget that you hate her and that you have serious beef with her when she bends over in one of her pencil skirts. and she always catches you looking, making you blush when she calls you out for being a pervert. you always end up arguing with her over stupid shit like how she didn't make enough copies like you told her to. getting back at her when you have to get coffee orders (maybe ur a new hire..), and you forget the ONE thing she told you. whipped cream. the coffee itself is fine, but she wanted whipped cream on it. it's enough to have her think about throwing it all over you right then and there.

lottie who's your boss and she always ends up diminishing your work efforts. lottie giving credit to someone else when you know that you came up with the idea. lottie who never seems to appreciate your hard work.

you confront her one day, sick of her treatment, but she turns the tables on you (literally), and scoffs in your face, telling you that you're nothing more than a spoiled brat. the next thing you know, your hands are tied with her tie, and you're being held against her desk, lottie chuckling at how you squirm.

tfem!reader..... lottie lifting your skirt and rubbing her thumb over your hole, reaching to grope your bulge and telling you how long she's been wanting to shut you up, because you are very quiet now. getting revenge and shutting her up once she starts sucking you off, making her deepthroat you until she's gagging on your cock. but first, it's her turn.

lottie who's always packing. or maybe she planned this. either way, you're still shocked when you feel something plastic rub up against your ass. she's kind enough to prep you for it, mumbling how grateful you should be as she spits on your hole and licks you before gently easing in a finger. you're in between whining pathetically and still mouthing her off as she teases you.

enemies with benefits basically. you still bicker after this amazing fuck, and you both let all your frustrations out on each other. maybe it becomes something more....

[spiderb00]

Hey baby, how would the Kats react if the reader with the long curly hair cut her hair really short, like above her shoulders, and dyed it like a "calico hair"?

(also known as tricolor kitten :))

-🪼

hi baby

I kind of feel like they would all freak out in different ways

Sophia would go crazy over this, she thought you couldn't get any more beautiful, and she concluded that she was wrong.

she definitely loved your hair color, she thought it was a crazy choice, she would never have thought of that. But she loved it anyway, she's obsessed with it.

Manon would be in shock for a few seconds, before jumping up to you and checking every hair on your head.

She just can't stop looking, she loved everything and constantly takes pictures of you absentmindedly, she thinks she wants to keep them to remember when she's away.

Daniela is freaking out and screaming around the house, she's going to scare all the Kats and will definitely get a warning from Yoonchae, but she doesn't care.

starts telling everyone that she has the most beautiful girlfriend in the world, and the Kats definitely can't stand her anymore.

Lara loved you so much, she's constantly looking at you, like you're distracted and you feel a burning gaze on your back, and it's just your girlfriend looking through your soul.

She definitely thinks you've become 1000% more attractive, which means the other girls think so too, so she's on high alert, no one comes near her woman.

Megan's jaw is on the floor. She loves your new cut and the color makes her want to constantly run her fingers through your hair.

And she does, always leaning against you and running her fingers through your hair, watching the colors mix and getting very focused on it. She also loves the feel of your hair in her hands, she finds it so soft.