#🫧feeding the fishes

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Empress being passed around like a blunt 😭😭 I wonder how that would be arranged. Would the Fatui women such as Cicin Mage, Mirror Maiden, Wind & Frost operatives have their way with the Empress first (consensually ofc) and later spend the rest of the night with the Harbingers and Tsaritsa? Or would the Tsaritsa steal her away first, being the ruler and all, and only let the Empress go to the others after she's thoroughly satisfied 🤔

The Tsaritsa always goes first! High ranking Fatui members always get the first pick, so the Tsaritsa and female Harbingers gets to have Empress all to themselves to play with her till they’re fully spent. Which, btw, might take a long time because the Tsaritsa’s, Arlecchino’s, Signora’s, Columbina’s and Sandrone’s stamina is very, very long 😭

By the time the Empress has spent the night in the Tsaritsa’s chambers being passed around like a blunt between the Harbingers, the tired Tsaritsa is looking for more of a “show” while she rests. So once the Empress shows signs of recovery, she summons her lower Fatui women (the Cicin Mages, the Mirror Maidens, the Operatives) and allows them to have a go at the beautiful, extraordinarily rare Empress <3

Basically, the female Fatui Harbingers + The Tsaritsa only let the lower goons play with you once their turn is done. After that, they all like to watch as you get passed around while they recover from the orgy they just had with you moments prior.

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loser nerd navia who tutors you but you end up riding her dick at her house <3

LOSER NERD NAVIA—

AAAAAAAAAA I’m just imagining her with these cute, round glasses that are nearly falling off her face as you ride her dick like a motorcycle. Realistically, I know Navia would be a popular girl, but just for this thirst, let’s say Navia is a cute lil nerd that’s tutoring you and you’re the popular girl in this AU.

Nerd! Navia who is whimpering and blushing so much, as she didn’t expect the hot popular girl to tug down her skirt and give her a quick blowjob in the middle of their study session. Shes so overwhelmed yet excited. Just a few quick licks is enough to get her excited and dripping beads of precum, good enough for you to hop on top of her and give her the best ride of her life since Navia was a virgin who rarely went to parties…

Nerd! Navia is so cute, face flushed and glasses knocked over when you grab her face and plant the sweetest kiss on her lips, causing her to nearly fall off the couch. Your kiss, combined with the fact your sweet pussy was currently bouncing up and down on her cock, swallowing her in with each hop has Navia rolling her eyes back in pleasure. This type of situation only rlly happened in pornos and movies Navia thought, but she really shouldn’t complain because she had such a hot girl on top of her and peppering her face in lipstick 💕

Nerd! Navia definitely can’t focus on your study session anymore now that her dick was all red and needy. Yet here you were, giggling and innocently going back to your homework after your quickie while Nerd! Navia is left trying to conceal her stiffie under her already dampening skirt.

She’s definitely inviting you over to study at her house more often. She thinks she should teach you “biology” next <3

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IMAGINE SIGNORA LEAVING SOME FIRE MOTHS WITH THE EMPRESS TO WARM HER UP ON SNEZNHAYA HARSH WEATHER??!?!?! (can you notice that i am a sucker for signora)

Signora showing off her soft side when she sees the poor Empress shivering under Arle’s coat 🥺

Normally Signora is more cold and unforgiving, yet when she sees this pathetic, royal woman just shivering her ass off, she sighs and summons a fire moth to keep the Empress warm during her stay in Snezhnaya. The Empress doesn’t know this however, as Signora cast the flame moth in secret, but the Empress enjoys the flame moth’s company and genuinely believes it’s some sort of creature in Snezhnaya that she befriended. (She had no idea it was a form of protection from Signora)

Arlecchino would notice it’s one of Signora’s moths and question her about it, but the fair lady isn’t budging or saying anything, just commenting something about how stupidly weak Liyue’s prized royal is (she secretly cares dw)

BONUS: When Arlecchino is not around to accompany you, it’s Signora who keeps you company while you are escorted around Snezhnaya. If you are still cold even with her fire moths, she will reluctantly stuff you in her coat like Arlecchino and walk around with you buried in her jacket.

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imagine if Empress has a hunch that it's Signora's moths keeping her warm and they're not some random moths from nature, so she goes to ask her and Signora is just like "oh..! these moths? they're... rare creatures here... yes it seems like they've taken a liking to you..." but Empress can totally tell she's lying kjsdjsks

D’awwww Signora secretly cares for the Empress… 🥺

She can insult her all she wants, but the Empress will eventually figure out that the moths are Signora’s creation and that Signora conjured them up out of worry. Not even the cold, ice-hearted crimson witch is immune to the charms of the cute Empress, as she’d secretly be keeping an eye on you throughout your travels.

Sometimes, when the Empress is asleep in her own special guest room, Signora would watch over her sleeping body using a moth as a little nightlight. It brings Signora comfort to know that the little Empress is safe and sound with the warmth of her flame moth to keep her company. If Arlecchino is sleeping with the Empress in her bed though, she’d peek one eye open at the moth and swat it away if it gets too close to the bed 😅

While you’re asleep, Arlecchino is just swatting away a bunch of moths while Signora is taunting her.

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so when the empress is in the coats of the harbinger ladies, is she stepping on their feet while they walk? or is she like, clinging like a koala with arms and legs just wrapped around the harbingers? i imagine if she's clinging on, her head just slowly disappears from the neckline of the coat as she slides down little by little due to the walking.

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Stepping on their feet while they walk reminds me of penguins with their babies 😭

But no, the Empress kinda just…shuffles along with them while they walk, as the Empress and the Harbinger have to walk slowly since they are sharing the same coat. Their feetsies do little floor shuffles and it’s so cute to see Arlecchino or Signora stiffly walking across the room and taking like 5 extra minutes to get to their destination 🥺

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Bot my pookie wookie bear getting cockblocked EVEN BY MOTHS 😭😭😭

Poor baby <3 🥺

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Arlecchino would have the sleeping Empress buried in her chest with one arm being used as an arm pillow, and the other being used as a Signora moth fly swatter 😭😭

Poor Pookie Wookie Bear, she can’t even have the Empress to herself when they sleep. She’s so close to just squashing the moths, but she knows Signora would just conjure up some more like the sneaky woman that she was. Eventually though, I feel like Arlecchino would give up and just head back to sleep cuddled up with her Empress, leaving the moths to land on the Empress’ sleeping body and allow Signora to “sleep” with them too for the night.

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(In contrast to what Signora anon said)

Now imagine Arlecchino jealous and worried for the Empress. She cannot bear the thought of fighting even the Tsaritsa to win your heart, nu uh, she won't have that

If it's just some paper business you'll be found inside Arle's office in her lap buried in her coat (imagine that you're enough small compared to her so shell rest her head on top of yours🥺). You don't even have to worry about leaving your warm spot neither for a second: want some water? There's already a bottle with two glasses on the table. Hungry? She got yourself your favorite snack previously prepared (what a caring husband right? 🥰)

If she has to go out however she will leave you her coat and when she comes back she expect to see you in it (otherwise you'll be getting a grumpy pookie bear so I warmly suggest you to keep it on👀)

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Awwww we made the Pookie Wookie Bear jealous 🥺

Arlecchino comes back from her duties and is like “where’s my Empress?” Only for Signora to open up her coat and reveal the Empress all snug and warm while cuddled up to the fair lady. Oh, you bet Arle is going to be upset. She won’t really show it, but she gently tugs you away from her coworker and stuffs you in her coat instead, shuffling away with her Empress like she was a toy being fought over.

After that, Arlecchino does everything in her power to be the best husband she can be during your stay. She’s always keeping you in her lap or snuggled up against her, feeding you your favorite foods and drinks while she works to ensure you don’t get bored. Heck, whenever the other female Harbingers or god, even the Tsaritsa ask to coddle you for themselves, Arlecchino just shuffles away with you in her grasp, pretending she didn’t hear them 😭😭

Poor Pookie Wookie Bear. She thought traveling to Snezhnaya without the other courtesans would get her some alone time with her love, but unfortunately for her, it seems her coworkers have taken a liking to you too :(

Gib her kiss. She is trying to be a good hubby.

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imagine, during a seemingly normal night, Signora conjures up a bunch of moths expecting the empress and the knave just cuddling and sleeping together as usual, but instead just walking in on them having sex 💞

Arlecchino is so distracted with fucking the Empress that she fails to notice the dimly lit moth sitting atop of a lamp, watching them as they go to pound town and completely oblivious to Signora watching them 😭

Even more amusing though, I imagine that despite her initial shock, Signora would feel a pang of arousal and would begin masturbating to the sight of Arlecchino fingering the Empress. Upon hearing the Empress’ cute whines and desperate little squirms, Signora would feel so much lust that she hadn’t experienced in years, and would trail her fingers down her dress to finger herself at your sounds.

It’s only until Arlecchino pulls her fingers out of you that she realizes that you were being watched. Annoyed, she’d take her cum-stained hand still dripping from your release, and squash the moth like it was nothing, making Signora wince after having her vision blocked.

Want Signora to join? You’d have to beg Arlecchino for a threesome with her. Luckily though, Arlecchino’s been itching to show Signora who’s boss, after she keeps bothering you during your nights~

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girlboss powerful gf navia x twig arms weak gf angey is so real

Navia with rippling muscles heaving around giant claymores and shooting cannons, meanwhile her loser gf is struggling to open bottles and gets sore when she does anything even remotely active :(

I genuinely believe every woman in genshin can spin me around on their finger like a basketball. Even catalyst users can probably launch me like a wiffle ball.

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Sorry that this is not Genshin related but— are you caught up with dungeon meshi?!?!

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I am! If you are talking about Chimera! Falin, then I’ve already seen her 🤤

Man, Marcille is one lucky woman. I’ve always thought Falin was hot before, but seeing her transform into a huge, threatening, chimera has the monsterfucker and size kink in me quivering…

Me when I first saw Falin:

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Everytime i buy a new loaf of bread, i take out the top and bottom first to make the first sandwich from the loaf. I call it the Heal Meal.

*look of judgmental disgust* /j

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those who don't eat the ENDS are WEAK LIKE WDYM IT'S JUST CRUST????

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT I AM A VERY WEAK INDIVIDUAL, ANON. THIS ISNT NEW. I CANT OPEN WINDOWS AND I CANT OPEN ICED TEA BOTTLES 😭😭

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ANGIE I LOVE EATING THE END OF THE BREAD I LOVE THAT LITTLE CRUST THINGY😭😭😭 AM I A ALIEN

Yes.

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dragon ladies sneak peak <33 its worm ei :33

ITS THE WORMS 🥺

Dragon Ei (and I am assuming that is the puppet) are so nommable despite being one of the most dangerous and biggest dragons in the entire Dragon AU 😅

What if your little dragon babies look like worms on a string before growing into proper sized dragons? Like, the moment they hatch they just look like:

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Imagine pookie wookie bear getting so frustrated with all the moths that she goes biblically accurate harbinger (boss form) mode.

Meanwhile the Empress' eyes have become like 90% pupil (she's imagining all the things pookie wookie bear can and will do to her in bed later)

Something about the Empress’ eyes becoming fully dilated pupils when she likes something is adorable 🥺

She sees Arlecchino ready to tear shit up? Shes squeezing her thighs together and curled up on the floor, eyes wide like ⚫️_⚫️ when she imagines all the spicy things Arlecchino can do to her in her boss form. Her eyes get so massively cute that I like to imagine it’s a weakness for the genshin women whenever the Empress wants something.

Ningguang: My Empress, you’ve already eaten three slices of cake, that’s too much sugar.

Empress: ⚫️_⚫️

Ningguang: Ah fuck.

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God When i die instead of going to heaven can i please be reincarnated into one of Angey's au's?☺️😮‍💨

Pretty please? 🥺

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What’s better than being reincarnated into Genshin? Being reincarnated into a Genshin AU in the Angeyverse 😏

Well, besides the slasher au for obvious reasons, all the other AUs sound like a pretty sweet deal to me. You get to be surrounded by loving, doting genshin women and have fun little relationships with them! Just ignore how the Cowgirl Genshin women will try to kidnap you 24/7, or how the Dragon women would keep you hoarded up in their lair for most of your life!

It’s worth it, trust me :)