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Imagine pookie wookie bear getting so frustrated with all the moths that she goes biblically accurate harbinger (boss form) mode.

Meanwhile the Empress' eyes have become like 90% pupil (she's imagining all the things pookie wookie bear can and will do to her in bed later)

Something about the Empress’ eyes becoming fully dilated pupils when she likes something is adorable 🥺

She sees Arlecchino ready to tear shit up? Shes squeezing her thighs together and curled up on the floor, eyes wide like ⚫️_⚫️ when she imagines all the spicy things Arlecchino can do to her in her boss form. Her eyes get so massively cute that I like to imagine it’s a weakness for the genshin women whenever the Empress wants something.

Ningguang: My Empress, you’ve already eaten three slices of cake, that’s too much sugar.

Empress: ⚫️_⚫️

Ningguang: Ah fuck.

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OMG. CHONKY BUN ARLECCHINO 🥹

LOOK AT HER DEWLAP. SHES SO CHONK.

Nesting(Art)

Did you know that mama rabbit pluck her fur off for her nest?

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imagine, during a seemingly normal night, Signora conjures up a bunch of moths expecting the empress and the knave just cuddling and sleeping together as usual, but instead just walking in on them having sex 💞

Arlecchino is so distracted with fucking the Empress that she fails to notice the dimly lit moth sitting atop of a lamp, watching them as they go to pound town and completely oblivious to Signora watching them 😭

Even more amusing though, I imagine that despite her initial shock, Signora would feel a pang of arousal and would begin masturbating to the sight of Arlecchino fingering the Empress. Upon hearing the Empress’ cute whines and desperate little squirms, Signora would feel so much lust that she hadn’t experienced in years, and would trail her fingers down her dress to finger herself at your sounds.

It’s only until Arlecchino pulls her fingers out of you that she realizes that you were being watched. Annoyed, she’d take her cum-stained hand still dripping from your release, and squash the moth like it was nothing, making Signora wince after having her vision blocked.

Want Signora to join? You’d have to beg Arlecchino for a threesome with her. Luckily though, Arlecchino’s been itching to show Signora who’s boss, after she keeps bothering you during your nights~

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Sorry that this is not Genshin related but— are you caught up with dungeon meshi?!?!

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I am! If you are talking about Chimera! Falin, then I’ve already seen her 🤤

Man, Marcille is one lucky woman. I’ve always thought Falin was hot before, but seeing her transform into a huge, threatening, chimera has the monsterfucker and size kink in me quivering…

Me when I first saw Falin:

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Angey quick question do you like Taylor Swift, I'm trying to see something

I like her music! But I am not a Taylor Swift Stan if that makes sense :)

Anyways, I know what you’re implying. Yes i do love her music, yes it does remind me of Navia, sometimes I imagine random scenarios with Navia and I using her songs as inspiration 😅

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God When i die instead of going to heaven can i please be reincarnated into one of Angey's au's?☺️😮‍💨

Pretty please? 🥺

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What’s better than being reincarnated into Genshin? Being reincarnated into a Genshin AU in the Angeyverse 😏

Well, besides the slasher au for obvious reasons, all the other AUs sound like a pretty sweet deal to me. You get to be surrounded by loving, doting genshin women and have fun little relationships with them! Just ignore how the Cowgirl Genshin women will try to kidnap you 24/7, or how the Dragon women would keep you hoarded up in their lair for most of your life!

It’s worth it, trust me :)

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I probably won’t ever get into HI3, but Songque from part 2 just hits different.

Why? I MEAN LOOK AT HER:

THIS IS JUST A RESKINNED NAVIA TO ME 😳

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Bot my pookie wookie bear getting cockblocked EVEN BY MOTHS 😭😭😭

Poor baby <3 🥺

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Arlecchino would have the sleeping Empress buried in her chest with one arm being used as an arm pillow, and the other being used as a Signora moth fly swatter 😭😭

Poor Pookie Wookie Bear, she can’t even have the Empress to herself when they sleep. She’s so close to just squashing the moths, but she knows Signora would just conjure up some more like the sneaky woman that she was. Eventually though, I feel like Arlecchino would give up and just head back to sleep cuddled up with her Empress, leaving the moths to land on the Empress’ sleeping body and allow Signora to “sleep” with them too for the night.

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imagine if Empress has a hunch that it's Signora's moths keeping her warm and they're not some random moths from nature, so she goes to ask her and Signora is just like "oh..! these moths? they're... rare creatures here... yes it seems like they've taken a liking to you..." but Empress can totally tell she's lying kjsdjsks

D’awwww Signora secretly cares for the Empress… 🥺

She can insult her all she wants, but the Empress will eventually figure out that the moths are Signora’s creation and that Signora conjured them up out of worry. Not even the cold, ice-hearted crimson witch is immune to the charms of the cute Empress, as she’d secretly be keeping an eye on you throughout your travels.

Sometimes, when the Empress is asleep in her own special guest room, Signora would watch over her sleeping body using a moth as a little nightlight. It brings Signora comfort to know that the little Empress is safe and sound with the warmth of her flame moth to keep her company. If Arlecchino is sleeping with the Empress in her bed though, she’d peek one eye open at the moth and swat it away if it gets too close to the bed 😅

While you’re asleep, Arlecchino is just swatting away a bunch of moths while Signora is taunting her.

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Does this also means you don't like crust on pizza? If you even like pizza 😭

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No I eat the crusts! I dislike eating the ends of bread because it’s dry and bland, but usually the crusts of pizza (at least, for the pizza my family eats) are seasoned pretty decently so I eat them :)

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so when the empress is in the coats of the harbinger ladies, is she stepping on their feet while they walk? or is she like, clinging like a koala with arms and legs just wrapped around the harbingers? i imagine if she's clinging on, her head just slowly disappears from the neckline of the coat as she slides down little by little due to the walking.

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Stepping on their feet while they walk reminds me of penguins with their babies 😭

But no, the Empress kinda just…shuffles along with them while they walk, as the Empress and the Harbinger have to walk slowly since they are sharing the same coat. Their feetsies do little floor shuffles and it’s so cute to see Arlecchino or Signora stiffly walking across the room and taking like 5 extra minutes to get to their destination 🥺

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Everytime i buy a new loaf of bread, i take out the top and bottom first to make the first sandwich from the loaf. I call it the Heal Meal.

*look of judgmental disgust* /j

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girlboss powerful gf navia x twig arms weak gf angey is so real

Navia with rippling muscles heaving around giant claymores and shooting cannons, meanwhile her loser gf is struggling to open bottles and gets sore when she does anything even remotely active :(

I genuinely believe every woman in genshin can spin me around on their finger like a basketball. Even catalyst users can probably launch me like a wiffle ball.

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What do you mean the end of a loaf of bread is the best bit, 100x more if you make the bread into toast.

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I’m more of a bagel girlie myself, but even then, I can’t fathom the idea of making toast out of the end pieces. It just looks more dry 😖

My poor wife Navia would have to eat the end pieces— actually, no. She wouldn’t. If we lived together I solely believe that Navia and I just collectively agree not to eat the end pieces and use them as compost :(

Hubby Arlecchino could eat them tho!

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those who don't eat the ENDS are WEAK LIKE WDYM IT'S JUST CRUST????

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT I AM A VERY WEAK INDIVIDUAL, ANON. THIS ISNT NEW. I CANT OPEN WINDOWS AND I CANT OPEN ICED TEA BOTTLES 😭😭

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angey…i might be an alien too😔 i love the end bread too..

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:I

>:(

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ANGIE I LOVE EATING THE END OF THE BREAD I LOVE THAT LITTLE CRUST THINGY😭😭😭 AM I A ALIEN

Yes.