#🐾 anon

[rodolfoparras]

blue collar men in theory >>>> blue collar men in practice 😭 theyre useless i tell you USELESS. picking out their clothes to wear to work, to wear out, fixing &. plating dinner because they work so hard… house wife/husband life is for some people but it is Not for me, i respect yall fr -🐾 who grew up in a small, blue collar town w/ a blue collar father

Sugar you’re making great points here but all I’m thinking about is retired!Price taking care of blue collar reader

Thinking about trying to convince Price to retire but he refuses claiming he doesn’t know what he’ll do all day, even joking about how you just want to see him prance around the house only wearing a robe while doing chores

But after he says it, you cant get the comment out of your head and all you can think about is him waiting for you at the door, in a robe the same color as his cerulean eyes, matching stockings pulled up his thighs and a plug buried in his ass

Thinking about him kissing your lips as soon as you step foot inside, lace clad cock rubbing upon your clothed one, getting you all worked up only to pull away telling you dinner is ready with a smile on his face.

And you’re hot on his trail, barely shrugging off your muddy boots before you’re in the kitchen with him

He’s got his back turned to you, as he plates your food for you but just when he’s about to finish up he feels you coming up behind, your big hands on his hips and your painfully hard cock rubbing against the cleft of his ass.

He pauses for just a second, a gasp escaping his lips as he revels into the feeling. However just when he’s about to tell you to wait, that you should eat before you do anything, you’re dropping down to your knees, pulling his robe to the side before swiftly pulling the plug out of his ass.

“Didn’t you say dinners ready?”

[princessbrunette]

last thought .. reader who is always baking sweets for rafe even though he’s always whining about how he needs to stay in shape and cant keep putting crappy shit into his body!! but she secretly does it because she loves being all over him after he increases his gym visits to work off all the sugar <33

- 🐾

him dragging all his friends into the kitchen padding up behind you whilst you make dinner or something like “did you make anymore of those fuckin’… uh… those little pastry things? want the boys to try ‘em.” and you’re just so proud like omg u liked them that much <333

[sea-lanterns]

(In contrast to what Signora anon said)

Now imagine Arlecchino jealous and worried for the Empress. She cannot bear the thought of fighting even the Tsaritsa to win your heart, nu uh, she won't have that

If it's just some paper business you'll be found inside Arle's office in her lap buried in her coat (imagine that you're enough small compared to her so shell rest her head on top of yours🥺). You don't even have to worry about leaving your warm spot neither for a second: want some water? There's already a bottle with two glasses on the table. Hungry? She got yourself your favorite snack previously prepared (what a caring husband right? 🥰)

If she has to go out however she will leave you her coat and when she comes back she expect to see you in it (otherwise you'll be getting a grumpy pookie bear so I warmly suggest you to keep it on👀)

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Awwww we made the Pookie Wookie Bear jealous 🥺

Arlecchino comes back from her duties and is like “where’s my Empress?” Only for Signora to open up her coat and reveal the Empress all snug and warm while cuddled up to the fair lady. Oh, you bet Arle is going to be upset. She won’t really show it, but she gently tugs you away from her coworker and stuffs you in her coat instead, shuffling away with her Empress like she was a toy being fought over.

After that, Arlecchino does everything in her power to be the best husband she can be during your stay. She’s always keeping you in her lap or snuggled up against her, feeding you your favorite foods and drinks while she works to ensure you don’t get bored. Heck, whenever the other female Harbingers or god, even the Tsaritsa ask to coddle you for themselves, Arlecchino just shuffles away with you in her grasp, pretending she didn’t hear them 😭😭

Poor Pookie Wookie Bear. She thought traveling to Snezhnaya without the other courtesans would get her some alone time with her love, but unfortunately for her, it seems her coworkers have taken a liking to you too :(

Gib her kiss. She is trying to be a good hubby.

[subskz]

catboy… please see reason 😭😭

sleepy channie after sex?? cuddling with sleepy channie??? you’ve activated such a disgusting response in me. the second scenario where he falls asleep on your chest has me melted into a puddle on the floor 💔🔨 imagine running your hands through his hair, softly scratching/massaging his scalp 😖 (perhaps in your dream, you’re giving him a bath?? idk maybe heeheehee😼) him sucking on your chest to sleep??? i actually physically winded up for a punch, that damaged me so much 😭

i had to take a break between catboy’s ask and your response because i was already reeling (and had to put my dinner in the oven 😪) the visual of pressing kisses down his spine has me nauseated. don’t also think of reaching out to grab one of his hands, giving them soft, little squeezes and rubbing your thumb against it as a little way to soothe him in his sleep.

waking up, knowing you all will need to wash up (bath time teehee), but wanting to stay wrapped up in each other just a little bit longer. ohhhhh god the thought of waking chan up with soft kisses pressed all over his face 😖😖😖😖 hnnnnn i need a moment -🐾

oh my god 😭 catboy hit me w the ol’ 1 ,2 and now you’re here to deal the finishing blow 😭 u did not just bring up bathing channie and washing his curls when u know full well how i feel abt that…both of u need to see reason before i lose my sanity

taking care of sleepy channie is such a primal need i just wanna make him feel so safe and loved and blissed out that he can fall asleep without a single worry on his pretty little mind for once! baby boy deserves to be drowned in so much pleasure that he can’t even think straight and just passes out all content in your arms, clinging to you like his life depends on it and puckering his pouty lips at your skin ❤️‍🩹 he’d let out the cutest lil hums n grunts in his sleep when you play w his hair and send soothing ripples all through his body with the light drag of your nails

channie has such a gorgeous back that dip in his spine is just begging to be covered in a trail of kisses 😞 rubbing your thumb gently over his hand might be the final straw for me…he’d find the motion so comforting he’d drift off in no time ㅠㅠ and it’d be so cute if you traced hearts into his skin w your fingers or wrote out smth cheesy like “i love you” just to hear his soft, drowsy giggles when he realizes what you’re doing

[schlattsdoll]

:33 < cock warming ted with your mouth while he records a chuckle sandwich episode is so >w< !!! Him intentionally "readjusting" just to shove it further down your throat. Maybe even getting your hair ruffled and played with as encouragement/praise 💚💚💚

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cockwarming ted

minors dni

kneeling under his desk was a normal occurrence, usually to keep him "company" while he edited videos but never while he filmed, let alone a podcast episode but, this episode you wanted to try something

as schlatt rambles on about something you crawl over to ted's lap and wiggle him out of his shorts and boxers, his soft length slapping against his stomach. with a gentle kitten lick ted tenses up, then slowly begins to relax under your touch.

as he gets more comfortable, he acts like you're not even there, continuing on the conversation about the podcast's topic. his hand reaches down and his nails rake across your scalp, tugging slightly.

at one point, he adjusts how he's sitting, forcing his cock deeper than normal and he coughs to cover the sound of you gagging on him

the podcast wraps up and tucker leaves the discord call, schlatt does too but not before saying "say hi to y/n for me."

[cream-stew]

cw: size kink, hand kink, horny rambling, body type headcanon for thoma, gn! reader alluded to as being shorter.

i can't stop thinking about big boyfie thoma + size differences. like he's so… tall ❤️ i've always kinda headcanon him as having a bit of a chubby/beefy body type. no defined muscles exactly, like the type of muscles you develop naturally when doing hard labor.

practically towering almost everyone, he's got those big, strong arms and hands, his fingers thick with callouses (i want them around my neck)

with how often he has to carry heavy luggages during work, no doubt he can easily manhandle you with those big paws 😍 pushing and pulling you into all kinds of different positions. what other things you got that's big, bb boy—

he'd be so reluctant to have sex with you at first, because what if he hurts you!! :(( cue sad golden retriever eyes.

but in actuality, the dork has been fantasizing about your first time with him ever since he first laid eyes on you. secretly having a size kink and goes wild whenever he gets reminded of how tiny you are compared to him.

sitting on his lap, all with a coy smile on your face? how dare you 🤨 internally, he'd be fighting for his life. even with something as innocent as holding hands, he'll end up a blushing mess.

i also just love the thought of sweet, innocent-looking guys going absolutely feral on their partners. it's just so 👋👋👋 you know??? (a,, are you seeing the vision, reader. im holding you by the collar of your shirt, im shaking you. can you see it—)

ahsjsks i'd let him decimate my 150cm ass. i have a few more ideas for big boye! thoma and they got me salivating, foaming at the mouth, shaking like a chihuahua. forgive me, cream-stew. expect me to go feral in your inbox a few more times.

also!! how's your health going? hope you're faring well 🥺 —🐾

🔞minors dni

warnings: afab reader, size kink, rough sex, vaginal fingering

// note: bestie I love these asks you are more than encouraged to keep going feral in here (no matter how long it takes me to reply... that's on me bc I'm lazy lol) this is so valid tho I'm kinda short too and size kink is so...🥰🥰

he starts out so soft and slow, stretching your wet pussy with one (1) single fingers, his hands shaking with the effort of restraining himself, not helped at all by the way you desperately beg him to fuck you already... but noooo you're so much smaller than him, the top of your head barely reaches his collarbones, his hands are so big he can completely encircle your ankles, and he thinks there's just no way his huge cock is gonna fit inside you :((

no matter how much you insist he still holds you down on your stomach, one big hand against the small of your back while the other one slowly pumps more fingers past your entrance, leaving so much of your juices gushing out and staining the bedsheets.

he scissors his two fingers before adding a third one, and you whine in frustration: you could already be bouncing on his fat cock but nope, he wants to be gentle :((

you're crying in equal parts pleasure and crumbling self restraint by the time he's done stretching you with four thick fingers and he's trying to replace them with his cock, gripping your hips with both hands and slowly pushing it inside your loose pussy. it's true that it's an incredible stretch but it feels so good!! you start begging again, this time for him to move and fuck you like he means it, and you're lucky this time: he seems unable to keep holding himself back, so yep, he starts pumping in and out of you at a ruthless pace, your poor pussy struggling to let him back in every time he pulls out completely before slamming right back inside. you just know your tummy is bulging out whenever the tip of his cock hits your cervix🥰

at some point, when he pulls out he doesn't push back inside so quickly: he rolls you on your back, manhandling you so easily it makes butterflies flutter in your belly, and hooks your legs on his shoulders, folding you in half. the position feels a lot better already, his cock hitting even deeper, but it's so embarrassing to be reminded of how short you are compared to him, you can't even see his flushed face as he fucks your brains out :((

[sinful-lanterns]

Imagine the reaction of the dog coded sinners (Zoya and Rahu) to Reader being glued to their self plushie

Zoya would be extremely jealous glaring daggers towards that damn plushie while thinking: "WHAT HAS THAT THING THAT I DON'T?!? Ok that's it I'm gonna throw it out of the window fuck off"

Rahu on the other hand would be more weepy 'cause she doesn't get the reason why you give more attention to that stuffed version of her... She too can give you cuddles, plus she can speak (pls she's looking at you with doggy eyes put the plushie away and smother her face with plenty of smooches🥺)

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Awww the poor doggy women 🥺

I can see Rahu barely tolerating the plushie’s presence as she spoons you from behind while you cuddle the Plush Rahu. Zoya would straight up just be like “no.” But since Rahu loves you so much, and knows how much you love Plush Rahu, she swallows her own jealousy and keeps allowing you to snuggle it…

…Eventually you will feel bad though. Rahu is all sad and whimpery if you don’t give her enough attention for too long, so it’s not long until you drop the Plush Rahu and begin giving love to your real Rahu <3

Rahu becomes such a happy girl when you shower her in affection again!

[sweetlyharley]

Hii!! could I get a sprinkles from blues clues stimboard, please? maybe with babycore and pastel themes? But anything works!!

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🫧-✨-🫧//💗-🎉-💗\\🫧-✨-🫧

SPRINKLES STIMBOARD

#@ With themes of babycore and pastel colors !!

[kaionyx]

I’m usually a dom & subbing has never really been my thing but your blog makes me feel so dumb, need to be a good mutt for you!! I’d even wear a collar for you if you asked nicely

- 🐾 (hopefully it’s not taken)

If I ask nicely hmm? What you meant to say was you’d love to get on your knees for me while I latch a pretty collar around your neck, didn’t you puppy? You know as well as I do that you don’t a single say in what I do, being a dom all the time must have made you forget. That’s okay though love, after a few days of some puppy training i’ll make you into the perfect brain dead mutt for me.

[vex91]

i need more of mommy karina thoughts SORRY IM JUST OBSESSED WITH HER

- 🐾

Me too bestie, me too. Mommy Karina has me in a chokehold rn🤭❤

Warning(s): 18+ Content, Use of mommy and baby nicknames

Okay listen, Mommy Karina who likes to dress you up😳 Like she just thinks that you're the prettiest in the clothes she made you wear and picked just for you, seeing you wear stuff that she chose immediately makes her wet and needy for her baby🤭 Definitely will make sure that you have the best sex if you go out wearing that clothes and tell everyone that she picked them for you.

Will definitely get jealous if you get too close with her friends and you will have to prove to her that no one can even compare to her and that you'll will always be just her baby. So possessive it's unreal, you always have marks on your neck and she doesn't let you cover them so people can see who you belong to😳

"You were so close with Aeri today, do you think that she could be better for you?"

"Wouldn't you want her to fuck you? To call you your mommy?"

"I'm your only mommy alright baby? Don't make me remind you of it"

Like I said in my last ask about Mommy Karina, she will spoil you rotten but only if you behaved, if you didn't then the only thing you'll get is a punishment that Karina decides on. That's why she rewards you a lot when you do behave, she wants you to learn how to be a good girl and honestly then she's just the sweetest mommy like pls I need her🙇‍♀️

[angrelysimpping]

I didn't expect you to actually enjoy kitty!pc so here's more of my ideas!(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Avery who gets calls weekly from multiple breeders looking to pair up their unworthy(in his eyes) catboys/girls. He hardly even answers them anymore, no one is good enough to be put with his pretty kitty<3

Kitty!pc who sits on the ground by the armchair Avery rests in when he comes home. Not moving or anything, just staring up at him with that little smile. Tail twitching and slow blinking constantly all the while, they stay there for about thirty minutes before Avery pats his lap and they come running.

Avery who only makes sure to bathe them in the most lavish expensive pet shampoo money can buy, and kitty!pc who can't even pretend to hate the water when his fingers scratch that spot just at the base of their tail! I'd like to believe Avery got them a little rubber ducky to bob in the water just to keep them distracted.

Kitty!pc who always wakes up before Avery. Always bouncing down onto his stomach, silently giggling at the faint grunt coming from his lips. They do nothing but sit and stare, tail swaying and twitching behind them so prettily. They stare for a couple minutes before finally letting out unnecessary meows, patient thin, why isn't their slave master getting up to feed them yet? Sure it's only like 3am, but they're hungry now! And Avery who can't even get angry when they finally open their eyes to those big sweet slow blinking eyes<333

🥺 kitty, cutie kitty pc

[rodolfoparras]

okay i have this issue where my zoloft makes me like… really sweaty for some reason??? just all the time night or day hot or cold. anyways i was just thinking abt reader who has something like that and is always trying to shower before price can tell meanwhile price whi is just Obsessed with how his sweaty bf smells 😩

i want to send more anons but i get nervous… but could i be 🐶 or 🐾 anon?

Pairing: John Price x Male Reader

Cw: 18+, scent kink, somnophilia,

Price would rather be caught dead than to openly admit this but he loves the way you smell.

And while many may say that they feel the same way about their own partners, they probably haven’t gotten hard just from their partner’s sweat and musk. They probably haven’t had their nose buried deep in one of their partner’s dirty gym shirts or worn work uniform while jerking off. They probably haven’t spent hours buried between their partner’s legs because they liked the way their partner’s cologne or lotion smelled.

Yeah Price would rather be caught dead than admit to any of it.

And while a part of him feels guilty for not telling you about it another part of him cant help but find it exciting

You’ll happily let him cuddle up in your embrace after a long day, completely unaware of the thoughts rushing through his head. You don’t say a thing when you notice most of your clothes missing, and you’ll happily let him suck you off, not putting much thought into what’s gotten him so worked up.

But you find out soon enough.

It’s when you get home from work one day, limbs aching, and in need of sleep but before you can do so you desperately need to get under a hot stream.

However Price is adamant on getting you in bed, and while you’d happily stumble into the sheets with him, he had made it clear that he just wants to sleep.

“Let’s just go to bed” he says, wrapping an arm around your waist and gently nudging you over to the bed.

“But I’ll be quick, I promise, give me like 5 minutes,” you insist, not budging an inch.

“Don’t you think I know you kid? You’ll wake up the whole neighborhood by the time you’re done, besides I don’t get what’s the issue here,” Price says while folding his arms across his chest

“The issue is that I stink” you say thinking that will be enough to convince him.

“Not like you’re going anywhere anyways” You raise a brow at his words, and he only mirrors your action in response.

“Fine you win” you say with a roll of your eyes trying your best to hide your smile . “But if I hear any complaining about how I smell I’m kicking you out of bed,”

“Just turn the lights off, will you?” He says with a chuckle before he lays down.

“Yeah yeah” is all you say as you discard your pants and Price takes a second to appreciate the view before the room is engulfed in darkness.

As soon as you lay down in bed he crawls up into your embrace, burying his head in your neck while wrapping his arms around your waist.

Price let’s out a relived sigh.

This is all he’d wanted today, to feel your warm skin press up against him, to hear your heartbeat against his ear and to have your smell engulf his senses.

He feels relaxed, at ease, should be falling asleep but instead he feels his cock twitching in attention

Fuck.

Price’s eyes snap open, cerulean eyes gazing into the darkness, painfully aware of the way blood is pooling to his lower half all of a sudden.

You on the other hand, are dead asleep next to him. He can hear the soft snores escaping your lips.

Price can't blame you. It’s been a long day for you. He too should go to sleep, but instead he’s painfully hard because he can smell you all over him.

How fucking embarrassing.

Price scoffs at himself, tries to pull away from your embrace but just as he tries to do so you tighten your arms around his waist.

Great.

Price exhales, squeezes his eyes shut, tries to scramble his brain for anything that might kill his boner but it’s practically impossible when he’s a hair away from your pit, engulfed in the smell of your cologne and the sweat that’s still sticking to your skin.

On top of that he’s got his hard on firmly pressed up against your very naked thighs.

He can’t think about anything other than about how much he needs you right now.

I really wouldn’t mind if you woke me up during the night or you know, if you didn’t..

The words you had once said to him ring through his head, and for a second he wonders if he should take you up on the offer. I mean you did said you wouldn’t mind it but…

Before he can register what he’s doing, he starts moving his hips, eyes fluttering shut as needy noises start escaping his lips.

It’s disgusting

it’s wrong

He shouldn’t be doing this

But he can’t get himself to stop moving his hips.

Whines and whimpers escape his lips as he continues to rock his hips, head burying deeper in your chest and engulfing himself in your scent completely.

You’re still asleep going by your soft snores and the way you lay lax next to him. Something about the fact that you’re unaware of what he’s doing has goosebumps rising across his skin, and slowly but surely he feels himself inching closer to his release.

“Please,” he croaks out just the way he would if he was riding your cock right now and that’s all it takes before he’s tipping over the edge, coming with a cry and soiling his sweats.

“John?” He hears your sleep coated voice trickle through the dark.

[princessbrunette]

ALSO on the topic of dealer!jj .. can just imagine him hitting you for the first time tryin to get you to behave and it just at a loss when all you do is smile and ask for more

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ughhshdhdjs dealer/criminal jj in his hoodie with his pierced ears and chain giving you a lil smack and then shaking his head with a lil smirk, tongue in his cheek when you grin, pawing at his chest all glassy eyed.

“more, please.” you mewl quietly and he scoffs.

“yeah you’re not meant’a like it, mama. shit.”

[sea-lanterns]

What if Arlecchino tries again to go into the Empress' bedroom only to find Lynette curled up next to them?

Would she feel flabbergasted? Annoyed? Or she'd let them be without being too bothered?

Another failed attempt for our dear pookie

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Lynette purring on the Empress’ stomach while they both nap together, and when she looks up to see her father standing there at the doorway, she hisses for the first time and leans protectively over the Empress, causing Arlecchino to be cockblocked by her daughter this time 😭

Poor Arlecchino doesn’t want to interrupt so she just sighs and walks back out of the room so Lynette could stop throwing a hissy fit.

[subskz]

CHURCHBOY AU???? I’M REVERTING BACK 🤩 gotta tie in our original role for him into this new, delicious ask.

overhearing that priest’s son hanji is becoming a councilor at the closest church camp for the summer…. well you just happen to also be a councilor there 😼 spending a summer of what should be spreading the gospel to young impressionable, guilt-ridden youth (i spent many summers at church camp, can you tell 😪), by pushing hanji into the lakehouse and jerking him off, whispering the most disgusting things in his ear, all while he bites down on his stupidly plush lips to keep quiet 😖

not even far into the summer having him begging for you to touch him, and giving in just to taunt him!! “you’re in such a holy place and all you can think about is sex? such a perv”

ugh…. i can’t handle this. now i’m gonna be thinking about the churchboy cinematic universe for the rest of the week 💔🔨 -🐾

suddenly it’s summer 2021 again 🙏 i had a feeling the churchboy au resonated w you from the times u brought it up heheh im very grateful u know what you’re talking abt bc im always kinda freestyling it w this au

camp counselor hanji…we are so back 😼 from day one you’ve got his full attention w lingering glances and “accidental” touches that get bolder and bolder the more time you spend together. you dont even have to tease him for long before he’s completely wrapped around your finger, bc poor hannie’s never been flirted w this much in his life and he doesn’t know how to handle it, esp when he’s supposed to be the shining example of purity. he’s like a lovesick puppy immediately, going from the charismatic leader teaching and entertaining the students, to a dumb, stuttering mess around you. but the way he gets so awkward around you, watching you w the most unfairly innocent eyes and the most obvious blush spreading across his face, makes him even more charming to you

getting him alone while everyone else is busy w camp activities and pushing him into the lakehouse ❤️‍🔥 the added risk of someone going looking for you only to find the priest’s son falling apart in the palm of your hand just turns him on more, and the guilt he feels for that is palpable. he thinks he might cum the instant you wrap your hands around him bc he’s wanted this so bad since the first day and he feels his whole body go hot w shame when you make him admit to touching himself to the thought of you every night. and taunting him for being such a hypocrite is the icing on the cake…degrading him for being so filthy in such a holy place and telling him he’s much better fit to be your personal toy than preaching abt religion <3

[schlattsdoll]

:33 < I have really bad brain rot for poly!Ted schlatt!!!

:33 < I'm just saying they are both so tall and probably both so big, there's no way things wouldn't be so wonderful sexually. What I'm saying, what I'm craving, no - what I'm aching for, dying for even, is Ted and schlatt taking the reader at the same time. Because it's just so!!! 💚💚💚 I'm in love omggg

:33 < I need these men in my life and in me rn </lh /hj>

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if you want the best poly!tedschlatt pls go read @d4ringv0id ‘s posts they are wonderful!!!

you’re so right ab them being big boys, everyone seems tiny to them especially you their lil toy <3

they love to take you at the same time, and often fight about who gets to go where first

“ted! you got their mouth first last time it’s my turn”

ted is definitely the one more in charge, and he’s a bit more gentle than the rougher, more unhinged schlatt

the other getting sad if two of you fuck with out them unless it’s ted, ted would punish you and schlatt

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON VOIDS IDEA OF THE INSPECTIONS BARK BARK