#''glib murphy'' my poor little meow meow. sad little pathetic man frog. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

saintclay · 2 years

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Glib as a human: The universe hates me and I am very scared about it. I am going to barricade myself in my room and hide in my pillow fort

Glib, 30 seconds after being frogged: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! MOTHERFUCKER I’M ALREADY CURSED THIS CANNOT GET ANY WORSE FOR ME!

#the funny thing is that it *can* and *will* get worse for him #the symmetry war #The symmetry war: god force #the symmetry war: break points #glib #''glib murphy'' my poor little meow meow. sad little pathetic man frog.

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