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rabbitindisguise · 5 months

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Me: hmm I want to try other granolas. Branch out. Get more protein

Me, mid meal: what the fuck this just tastes like fuckin. Oat Puff Cereal. It's squishy. And gross.

Ingredients: whole rolled oats, textured soy prot-

Me, scornfully: what the hell man that's totally what it is. this should feel like eating rocks. In a bad way. This doesn't even hurt my mouth a little bit. smh. And you call yourself a company. So fucking disappointed in you Open Nature™

#personal #the quaker brand is okay but i think love crunch wins out #they sure fuckin do love crunch #consider this a glowing review for people who aren't treating breakfast foods like it should be the emotional equivalent of a #chew toy or perhaps a dog biscuit #my crown is finally in so i can go back to treating my mouth like an enrichment tool like no one intended #food #sometimes i wonder before i publish a personal post if someone is going to read it and be like #'i thought this guy just posted fandom content and animals'#'i thought he liked plushies and hugging trees'#'why am i getting weirdly aggressive food reviews'

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