#( darlings. 🧀 anon )

[worukin]

Hello my favorite cheesabalism member. I have realized I didn't get to greet you on Christmas Eve... And I was very much excited to. So, I am now currently having a breakdown and waiting for new years to greet you as you deserve. but for now, I shall need to wait. So for these few days, I love you and hope you take care of yourself. ❤️

AWWW CHEESE <333 its alright, hopr you have a great new years :) LOVE YOU!!!

[peachesofteal]

omg I know I need a therapist probably- but the baby trap au where darling died-- my heart is broken. it was so well written. Imagine Simon and Johnny going home with the Bee and struggling to take care of her without darling. They're grieving and dealing with guilt because they essentially were the cause of her death. the guilt would be consuming. I can imagine them getting into arguments because of the stress and breaking down because they can't care for bee the way darling could. 😭

- 🧀

Cheese anon, you sweet medieval torturer. We all need therapy, clearly, don't worry you're not alone. I live for angst like this. So much love to you. Cheese anon is referencing this ask. (I'm pretty sure)

18+ MDNI / baby trap au / mature themes

"Shhh, shhh." Johnny paces back and forth from the living room, trying to get Bee to close her eyes, go back to sleep so he can also, try to get some rest.

"Is it her stomach?" Simon grumbles from the bedroom door, rubbing his face sleepily, and Johnny tries to take a long deep breath through his nose. "Well?" His partner prompts.

"NO, is not her stomach." He bites out before he can stop himself, anger and sadness and everything else bleeding into his tone. Simon's brow shutters low, irritated.

"I'm just tryin' to help."

"Well, you're doing a shite job of it. Just go back to bed." He huffs, not bothering to hide his frustration, his irritation. He's been up with Bee for hours now, because it's his night, and Simon's supposed to be sleeping.

Bee wails louder in his arms, and he grimaces.

"'m sorry, sweet lass. I'm sorry."

"Johnny." He ignores him. "Johnny. Do you need a break?"

"No, Simon. I need her mum. She needs her mum." He snaps, and Simon tenses, entire body stringing live like a wire. Bee's still crying, and Simon is standing here, shirtless, staring at him, and it's all enough to drive him a little mad.

He doesn't even realize he's crying, until there's warmth pressing across his back, Simon's chest against him, big arms coming around to support Bee's weight in the crook of his elbow.

"Let me take over for a bit." He coaxes, and Johnny shakes his head furiously, but the tears are clouding his vision, and he can't shake the cry that's building in his throat.

"This is our fault." He sobs. "She hates us, and it's our fault. We took her mum away." He can't stop the overflow of feelings now, and barely registers that Simon is lowering him to the couch, Bee still crying in his arms. “How’re we supposed to take care of her, we couldn’t even take care of her mum.” He cries, and Simon doesn’t respond, just sits next to him, still as a statue.

“I don’t know… we have to try.”

“We are trying!” He snaps through his tears, and Bee cries louder in response. “She hates us.” And why shouldn’t she? They did this, to you. To Bee. He doesn’t even fight it when Simon pulls the squalling infant from his grasp, rocking her into his embrace, trying to quiet her.

It’s too much. All of it. Everything. The baby crying. The vase sitting on the mantle. The collection of things they brought from your apartment, everything for Bee’s room that you so clearly picked out with love and care. The baby book, that has a handwritten note on the front page, telling your daughter how much you love her, no matter what. The quilt, that you had made yourself, sweetly pieced together painstakingly over nine long months. A framed photograph, of you at the beach, before you knew them, smiling and carefree. It’s signed with your name on the back, and then ‘your mum’ in quotations with a smiley face.

“Johnny-“ Simon calls to him, and he jerks to his feet.

“I need a break.” He mumbles, not bothering to turn and look back as he pushes through the bedroom door.

[cannibal-auntie]

Hi there, everyone! I've heard quite a lot about this site, and I thought why not take time to babysit! I do so love little ones, I'd be happy to have you all aboard!

♥︎Anon list: 🧸🌷, 🍼🐇, 🩸🦨, 🪴, 🧜✨, 🦝🐾, 🦌📻, 🪽, 📺🦈, 🪐, 🎤, 🐶, 🎀, 😇🎸, 🎈🍯, 🦀, 😋🤍, 🍪🍫💙, 🎮🔥, 🦴, 🎧, 🐸🥧, ♧(♣), ☁, 👽🐄, 🧇, 🍭, ⁉️, 🧃🐛, 🥫, 🦈🩹, 🦌🌹, ☕, 👑, ☀️, 🔥, 👻, 🪲, 🐀🧀, 🌟🦝, 💌, 💙, 🧸❤️‍🩹, 🍼🧸

♡Boundaries: please be kind in general, no disrespecting me or others! I'm quite patient, though, so I can handle a little tantrum here and there!

❢Nicknames I'm gladly alright with: mama, auntie, mommy, Anything else you'd like to call me!

ෆTags:

#auntieanswers - Regular asks

#thefridge - any art you'd like to share with me!

#rosiereblogs - just reblogging things from other lovely people!

Asks are: Open!

❣I hope you enjoy your stay at my emporium, darlings!❣

DNI IF: N$FW, KINK, GENERAL CRITERIA(homo/transphobe, racist, proship)

[edsbacktattoo]

hi lets show some love for our mutuals. tag your favorite mutuals and tell them why you love them

oooh bet u thought i forgot about u anon. i didn’t. i’ve been here. scheming and plotting. and i am soooo full of love to give. hold onto your hats

i’m putting the gushing under a cut because this post is getting too long haha whoopsie

@tisziny my darling beloved and dearly cherished friend. one of the first people to reach out to me and i am eternally grateful for their wonderful heart and friendship. my sweetest cheese! 🧀 an incredibly skilled writer and artist who i sincerely admire <3 not enough words to describe my love for them tbh

@skysofrey kaitlin my beautiful and cherished friend and wife. we were cut of the same cloth and then separated at birth but we defied to odds and joined forces anyway! so insightful and kind and sweet and hilarious and overall wonderful (and also sooooo pretty have u guys seen my wife she’s sooooo pretty wtf) 🖤💜❤️

@blackbeardskneebrace miles blackbeardskneebrace the absolute marvel that you are <3 so incredibly nice and extraordinarily talented! every time they post art it adds 100000 years to my lifespan and puts tears in my eyes. genuinely astounding

@blakbonnet despite the angst and antagonising me for Ed’s beard, i will always love Meow with my whole chest. and she can do it all!!! she writes, makes art, makes gifs! she’s even funny and smart and hot and NICE! save some for the rest of us babe come on <3

@gentlebeard ohhhh my sweet wonderful Ella (now with a new and improved url!) so incredibly kind and friendly! always willing for a hot makeout session in the bathroom and will gladly kill someone to defend your honour (i’ve seen her do it). makes edits that make you laugh and then WHABAM!! another that makes you feel like your lungs are being pulled out. love you ella <3

@snake-snack-stede we all know that olivia is the funniest mfer on this whole idiot website. it’s literally not even a contest. but did you guys know she’s also extraordinarily talented? she makes art and animates and makes edits that are gorgeous to look at. also i’m in love with her. she’s the sweetest candy apple at the fair and i’m a snot-nosed kid with an appetite.

@flightoftheconnie sex on legs. i become hot and flustered and feint when i think of her. makes me blush and giggle and kick my feet and she’s funny and smart and hot enough to be in a gallery but she’s here with us instead. give her kisses or die by my sword

@bizarrelittlemew we may not talk often but goodness gracious do i adore you 🥹 my god you’re hilarious and you make some of the most gorgeous gifs ive ever put my gay little eyes on. and yet another blessing to the world of ofmd fanfic <3

@saltpepperbeard JODI!!!!!! if jodi has a billion fans i’m one of them. if she has 100 fans i’m one of them. if Jodi has 0 fans then i’m dead. literally so sweet and kind and enthusiastic and an absolute treasure. and my GOODNESS can she write!! her work feels like a warm hug (just like her!)

@sherlockig literally too hot to be on the hellsite with us but we are so blessed to have her. an absolute TREASURE to this fandom and to anyone who knows her. the amount of lockscreens i’ve got that are just alexz screengrabs is absolutely insane. thank you for all your work i love you forever

@dickfuckk josh — a living breathing legend. any time you need a file? a link? an image? josh has got your back. one of the funniest people i’ve ever interacted with. also makes edits devastating enough to kill a man <3

@xoxoemynn Em my wonderful Cherub From Heaven!!! pure charm and grace, and one of the most enthusiastic and delightful people i’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. such an accomplished and skilled writer as well!

@vampirebutterflies my #1 date to the observatory and my partner in crime <33 so effortlessly funny and kind and has the best taste in music ever. every single song they’ve sent me has been an absolute banger and has been put in the frequent rotation (huge shoutout to Vacations)

@bunnyandthejets my dear and darling friend Bunny who is so incredibly kind and sweet. has been so vocally supportive and enthusiastic since we met and i’m so grateful to have her friendship and support. she’s also made me cackle like an insane person on enough occasions to be criminal.

@wearfinethingsalltoowell don’t let the angst fool you, Joy is actually wonderful and a ray of sunshine <3 i’m convinced she just enjoys causing us pain for fun. she’s creative and wonderful and the World’s Number One Olu Enjoyer (and therefore objectively correct)

@sassygwaine is one of those unabashedly kind souls who simply oozes love into everything they do and create. so genuine and resilient and smart!!! writes like an absolute dream too

@chocolatepot a complete sweetheart who was one of my first friends in this fandom, and who has been consistently friendly and supportive ever since. unwaveringly kind and nice. also her writing. oh my god. 😭 a huge inspiration to silly little me

@jellybeanium124 nina is so effortlessly hilarious. she’s had me giggling and twirling my hair on numerous occasions. she’s also full to the brim with good and correct takes. (also a Button’s truther and the world needs more of those.)

@awkward-fallen-angel heather is just soooo lovely!! another one of the people that’s been here since the very early days and i’m always so grateful for her insight and enthusiasm and the sheer joy she puts into everything.

@stedebonnets i mean this so sincerely and with my whole heart: Ara is one of the nicest and most loving people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. an absolute angel who drops in to consistently check on her friends and spread love and joy. we need more Ara’s in the world. also has one of the most beautiful ofmd tattoos i’ve ever seen <3

if you haven’t been included in this list, please know that i love you so so so dearly and that i genuinely am just a little bit stupid (on account of the short term memory issues lol). if you’re feeling left out, send me a message and i’ll say something sooo niceys about you 🥹 i love you all. thank you for being here. <3

[almonds-pretty-parlour]

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[worukin]

I hope you have a wonderful time at dinner with the steam of good food and cheese on the side 🧀. Though I wish you were my dinner. /hj

- you favorite cheesabalism member <3

funny enough im having pizza!!! so basically YOU'RE my dinner 😳 omg babe ur so delicious fr 😏 im so sorry.

[worukin]

Hello favorite cheesabalism member, how have you been doing? Did you get some presents from anyone by chance? 🎁 I have brought my present here! Ta-da! My love you for~ ❤️

AWW UR SO SWEET 😭😭 my first gift TYSM!!! here have one!! <33 🎁

[worukin]

Hello again cheesabalism member. It has been a busy day lately, we need to collect more ingredients for cheese to keep our cheese God satisfied. May thy ask how have you been lately?

Very well 🤞 working on the requests and the late 100 follower celebration 😭😭 anyway, hope your cheese god is satisfied !!

[worukin]

Hello fellow cheesabalism member. I ask, how have you been lately? 🧀

I've been lovely, really glad I'm finishing up the drafts after not publishing for a long time. Thank you for the concern cheesebalism member 🙇‍♂️

[worukin]

hello my favorite cheesabalism member, how have u been lately? tmr will be new years eve. do u have a wish for new years? my wish is to always stay safe and be happy. so pls take care, i love u <3

ive been alright, vacation is wild lmao. its already new years eve for me here, i hope you have a great time!! its also my birthday on new years so i guess it would be a birthday wish, but all i want is more storage for my phone </3 anyway, stay safe cheese! love youu <3

[worukin]

Hello my favorite cheesabalism member. How have u been? Recently our ruler has been mad and keep throwing a fit. And we are all going crazy keeping them calm. Though I wonder, why dont we just replace them? I mean... They almost did ruin the colony... And I'm sure we can find a better one soon. I'm sure of it.

I volunteer 🙌 kidding i have zero leader qualities 💁‍♂️ im on ur side tho, def replace them 👹‼

[worukin]

Hello my favorite cheesabalism member! How have you been lately? When I saw you online and post, I immediately went to your blog 🏃. I miss you sooo much. Did you eat snacks when you watched avatar? 😋

CHEESE!! I MISSED U HII <33 im alright, leaving with the family on the 29th so im working on requests lolol, also yeaahh! We got two buckets of popcorn n some hotdogs cause its 3hrs long😭 im omw to dinner rn

[worukin]

Hello cheesabalism member, it has been 6 full days past and I have missed you!!, exams have been quick but AAHHHHH. So how have you been lately? I don't wanna see my favorite member upset :)

6 DAYS ALREADY?? anyway my exams are today so uhhh... yeah :') i've been crying over studying it's a major pain but other than that i'm alr!! ALSO IM UR FAVE?? 😳 oh my how flattering <33

[worukin]

Hello, Cheesabalism member, I "accidentally" stole some cheese from our ruler and put the blame on one of the idiot higher ups that tried to ruin your work, so now they are getting blamed for it. Do you wanna celebrate with me with this cheese wheel?? 🥳

CHEESE WHEELS 🤭 good job but who's been trying to ruin my work 🧐 and yes ofc i'd love to share it c'mon

[worukin]

Hello cheesabalism member, I have a deep secret I want you to keep from other cheesabalism members... It is that... I have accidentally ate the our rulers cheese. I couldn't help myself :(. But I trust you with this information right? Because we are cheesabalism buddies forever... 🥺

DUH ur secret is safe with me 🤞🤞 they'll have to get thru me first before getting to you 🙄