#(( begrudging older bro figure f.ern is my favorite f.ern ))

[fernbodied]

from @lakewoodplazahero​‘s THREAD, we continue:

ugh. when’d he get swaddled with babysitting duty? heroes don’t babysit, and they definitely don’t take smack from moody toddlers like him. what gives! not that he was never a kid himself...

“ look, kid. ” fern says, drawing his sword - he tries not to sound mean or annoyed. “ you’re not the only one that can smack up somethin’-somethin’s real bad. i mean. it’s a hero plaza. so. ”

he points to one boxmore bot, then the other. “ i’ll take that one, you take the other? then we both win. like. pizza-style. easy. ”