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mesmeret · 4 years ago

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Femlux: The Rise and Fall of E-Girl Hux

Inspired by a tweet from starsshine77 Fem!Kylo and Fem!Hux with catfishing, internet trolling, Diva Hux, and crybaby Kylo.

Still thinking of e-girl troll Hux. She has a vid of her wearing novelty vampire teeth and chewing on strawberries. She looks all innocent despite posing in her dark corner set up wearing a blood soaked dress. The caption says "i wuv vegans uwu save the earth!"

She composes these videos wanting to shock and confuse as many people as possible. She loves the high.

Kylo knew her in the K-8 private school they went to. Kylo had been in awe of the snooty older girl. When Kylo got her first laptop, she started following Hux's descent into trolling and performative arts. Hux would talk on her blog about how much she loved going to school wearing a normie flesh suit and then shedding it after school.

When Hux went to college for her MBA, she wasn't very active online. Kylo was dismayed but kept checking her blog. When Kylo is 19, Hux posts that she's starting a makeup and fashion channel. Kylo is startled to see that all of Hux's old internet presence is gone. Kylo was glad she saved all of the photos to a hard drive to prove that those years existed.

Kylo is Hux's first subscriber. She's so embarrassed thinking Hux is going to show up and confront her about it. But nothing happens.

Kylo works at a cafe while going to community college while Hux is making herself look like a living doll. The 24 yo doesn't say much about her life. Just off hand comments like:

"This mascara really stays on when you cry in the toilets at work."

"Sometimes you have to wear a mask around men."

"I hate the New York stench. So I use this perfume."

Kylo's pillows get two spurts of the perfume each week.

It's around this time Kylo realizes she's in love. She feels silly that she hadn't noticed it earlier, but she's always been slow.

Hux posts a video about once every two weeks. Kylo watches and studies each one voraciously. Hux slowly goes back to her cynical, dark self. Kylo missed it dearly while others find it disturbing.

Hux offers livestreams and Kylo rearranges her work schedule to attend with an alternate account. In Kylo's rush, she chose a very fit male torso as her profile pic.

The livestream is a shit show. Chat is accusing Hux of things while Hux slings insults at them. The service ends the stream and bans Hux.

Hux's next yt video does not mention the stream at all. She's chipper and cheeky as she does a clothes haul. Kylo is in awe. If she was in Hux's position, she'd have to be institutionalized for severe depression. Instead Hux is beaming at the camera saying the day's date and how much she loves this day. Kylo wonders why and goes down a rabbit hole to discover Mr. Hux passed away last year due to a heart attack.

Kylo uses her alt account and DMs Hux that she loves her smile. Kylo stares at the screen in shock that she sent the message. But she did.

Two hours later, Hux writes back with 'I give you something to smile about, fuckwad.'

Kylo types lightning fast before fully comprehending Hux's words, 'Oh yes please do.'

A couple minutes later, 'For real?'

Kylo bites her lip, 'Please.'

They fall into a weird pattern of Kylo complementing Hux and Hux replying in insults.

As Kylo turns 21, Hux becomes an overnight sensation on a viral platform. Kylo is wrapping up her accounting bachelors degree and nearly fails her midterms due to watching Hux's daily vids.

Their routine takes another turn when Hux starts sending Kylo photos of outfits. Hux would rarely wear the ones Kylo picked.

After a stressful day, Kylo is thrilled to see Hux wearing the checkered bra peaking out of a tight black body suit. 'Thank you. You made my day.'

Hux responds with a puke emoji and a very suggestive pic of the body suit unzipped. Her pale belly glowed. Kylo wrote back, 'My whole year is made. Beautiful. Thank you.'

Hux doesn't reply until next week.

Hux becomes a global phenomenon. Kylo is worried. She catches herself wanting to type 'are you okay?' But doesn't feel like it's her place.

Then the joke that got out of hand happens the next year.

Kylo's alternate account became a true catfish in order to be a top tier patron of Hux.

Kylo declines the video chat perks but wants the bathwater.

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Hux's life sucks. She's never been happy. Never even had the chance to recognize it, really. She liked things but would get bored or hurt sooner than later.

It was weird that some girl from her hometown became her number one fan. Hux had no idea until a year into talking with Kylo in her DMs. She was stupidly catching feelings for this supposed guy who was nothing but supportive and kind to her. She wanted to know who he was, but he was very shy and declined to answer.

She had been partying after big sale with the sales team when she bumped into a guy that recognized her from the internet. He simpered at how amazingly scary she was. Intrigued, she got to know that he worked at a background company. She offered to use him if he gave her the info on this Kylo Ren guy.

It was nice to vent her frustrations of being catfished on the guy. Mitch was his name? She never saw him again since the morning after.

But she couldn't confront the weird goth girl from her hometown. Hux liked the compliments too much. They kept her going.

And as her corporate job found out her internet life along with the rest of the world, she needed Kylo desperately.

The suggestive photo was a shot in the dark. She had no idea if Kylo saw her as a gal pal or a /gal pal/. Hux returned to their hometown to see Kylo from a far after the Beautiful comment. Hux was stunned to see how tall Kylo is.

Kylo's social media only had two photos of herself. One of her at High school graduation and another of her tagged in her mom's second marriage. The former photo was her at a distance walking up to receive her diploma and the other was her sitting uncomfortably.

Hux couldn't enter the cafe. Kylo's snaggle tooth smile as two kids ordered something made Hux feel like the Grinch. She turned around and stomped back to her rental car feeling like an idiot.

It lessened when she got her first brand deal the next day. Money is one hell of an aphrodisiac.

Then the bathwater...

...and Kylo pouring it down her ample cleavage. The water shimmered down the sloping belly with the filter Kylo was using. It joined the rest of the frothy bathwater. Hux was bummed Kylo's mound was hidden below the surface.

'Now that's some bathwater I could drink for days.'

She smirked at Kylo's reply: 'I am so sorry for lying to you all this time. I didn't know it would ever get this far. Please don't hate me!'

'Sweetie, I just told you I'd drink your bathwater. I like you. You're sexy af.'

'Oh. Uh, thanks. You, too.'

'I knew who you were for a while.'

'Oh! Wow. Would you prefer if I was a guy?'

'No. Never.'

Hux frowned as twenty minutes went by, 'You good?'

'Yeah, I was crying. You're so special to me.'

Hux felt flushed instead of her usual reaction of 'Oh, get over it.' Kylo was genuine.

As Hux's businesses crumbled due to a volley of harassment and misconceptions, she knew she had a golden parachute. She cut her hair to a severe pixie cut after finalizing her business arrangements. She packed up her condo the next day and put it on the market the following day.

She rented a car on the fourth day and drove back to her hometown with her favorite clothes. Kylo was unaware of what she was up to and was sending sweet words of encouragement three times a day.

Hux pulls into Kylo's apartment complex feeling dead tired. But she wants this moment to be truly special. So she changes into an outfit that Kylo loved. Her strawberry school girl outfit, her orange tabby cat ears, and her pink faux fur coat. Her feet hurt too much for heels and she wants to enjoy Kylo's extra height. She grabs two of her suitcases and heads up to Kylo's apartment. Taking a deep breath, she knocks.

Kylo answers the door in a sports bra and pj pants. She stares at Hux dumbfounded before squeaking a hello. Hux sighs, "If you don't hug me in the next-"

Kylo pulls her into a hug and Hux hums appreciating their height difference. Kylo's chest feels just right against her own and Kylo's hands are so big!

"Wait a minute... why do you smell like my old perfume?"

Kylo blushes, "I, um... been following you for a while?"

Hux nods slowly before getting her voice back, "Well, now you won't need to follow me. I'm moving in."

Kylo pulls away trying to form words for a moment, "Really?!"

"Deadly," Hux gestures at her suitcases. "I've got four more in the car."

Kylo turns away but can't hide the sobs. Hux feels a wave of discomfort and has no idea what to do.

"I, uh, will get my things?"

Kylo looks over her shoulder, "Y-yeah, I'll go clean things up for you in the guest room."

Hux's stomach drops but Kylo hadn't rejected her completely.

When she has all six suitcases and two boxes of shoes in the living room, Kylo is crying silently while making pasta. "You can put your stuff in the room to the left. I'm making cheesy pasta for dinner. That works for you?"

Hux almost objected but remembered she doesn't have to maintain her skin anymore, "Sounds good."

She moves her clothes and sees the guest bed is a twin with Wonder Woman sheets. The primary colors are bold. Not at all Hux's aesthetic. But she wasn't going to complain. Instead she threw her pink coat over the coverlet. She went back to the kitchen area where Kylo was still crying.

"Allergies?" Hux asked.

"No. You're here and it's so amazing. Wow," Kylo sighs taking Hux in. Her nose and cheeks were exactly what Hux and all the other e-girls were trying to achieve. "You're here."

"For good. Had to liquidate everything. No more internet for me," Hux threw her hands up.

Kylo blinked, "Are you in danger? I, um, saw what those guys tried to do..."

Hux shook her head, "Nah, I'm gonna go by my real mother's surname and get used to people calling me Armie."

Kylo nods and pours pasta into the boiling water. Hux moves closer, "Like my hair?"

Kylo startles but nods, "Can I touch?"

Hux nods back and removes the cat ears. Kylo smiles shyly as she runs her hand through Hux's short hair. Hux mumbles, "Sorry you weren't able to feel it when it was long."

Kylo blushed, "It makes your cheek bones amazing."

Hux wants to blurt out 'Kiss them! Kiss me!' But Kylo is already awkwardly kissing her. Hux has to tilt her head up slightly and takes advantage of her balance slip to hold onto Kylo's broad hips. Kylo kisses her slowly, gently but commanding. Hux has to follow. There's no wiggle room like with everyone else. She started shifting her hips feeling arousal burn deep. Kylo pulls away with a satisfied sigh before stirring the pasta. Hux bit her lip. She wasn't going to scream. Her stomach was perking up after the long day of packing and driving.

Kylo wordlessly guided them to the couch with two heaping bowls of cheesy pasta. Kylo kissed her forehead before whispering, "Water okay?"

Hux nodded and watched Kylo's backside jiggle slightly with each step.

They kissed each other good night two hours later. Kylo tried to give Hux the wi-fi pw but Hux declined. She had gotten rid of her phone, iPad, and laptop. Kylo had squeezed her hand and told her things would get better.

Hux believed her. Especially when they ended up in Kylo's bed the next night. They hadn't done anything more than cuddling and kissing before falling asleep. The next day, Hux's new accounts were open with the money she was able to move from her past. She could've easily lived the rest of her life on the money. But Kylo's CPA study books caught her eye. She had a MBA with a focus on finances. When Kylo came home that day, Hux announced they were going to be accountants together. Her money could be put towards their business rent. Kylo cried for an hour before she could speak in clear sentences. Hux petted her hair while watching TV.

"That would be pretty fucking awesome, Hux," Kylo whispers.

Hux smiles, "I know."

Kylo sits up and wipes her face before kissing Hux, "Does mean you'll have to interact with people and be on the internet."

Hux shrugs, "Numbers are concise aside from human error."

Kylo's smile grows, "Fucking nerd."

Hux giggles, "Yes, fuck this nerd."

#kylux #femlux #kissing #e-girl aesthetic #soft #and then they were accountants

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calledbythelight · 7 years ago

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2 YEARS AND 750+ FOLLOWERS

What in the everloving name of the Force are 764 if you doing following this blog?!?!?! You do realize this is a trash min playing her trash son with way too much passion, right?!

Look, two years ago I walked out of the theater after seeing The Force awakens the day after Christmas with my family full of gatekeeping fanboy uncles and cousins. I was standing there debating the similarities of Kylo to Jacen Solo as I pulled up Tumblr on my phone and created a new account to rp this tantrum throwing train wreck of the Skywalker legacy. I saw from that moment the potential in him. And we’re still here. I’m broke AF, I can’t do a fancy give away or whatever like I tried to last year. But I do want to shout out to a few people who have been with me from the start and a few who are new who have mad an impression on me and just tell you all how much I love you. First and always foremost,

@petitehux because no one has stuck by me and by Kylo linger. Even when I basically dropped off the face of the earth Nikki and Ryann were there waiting for us. I genuinely feel like you are my friend now, not just my rp partner. I remember two years ago Kylo looking at Ryann for 0.2 seconds and going I WANT THAT ONE when I’d been convinced he was complete asexual and aromatic. He’s never changed his mind about her, even two years later. I’m glad you didn’t think I was a loony toon for throwing him at you.

@beautifulkindbutsad you’ve also been with me from the early days, whipping Kylo into shape when he was being stupid. I’m so glad to see you back again! Please continue to yell at your awful grandson.

@sinsof-ourfathers Bless you for being the one Anakin who loves and helps my boy and give himthat family love he’s always looking for. He actually listens to you. It’s like a miracle or something!

@diisruptable I yelled about this in the tags on your promo today but you are still My First Rey. All my AUs on my verses page were with you. You are such a wonderful, crazy, brilliant Rey. Gimme the Reylo damnit

@sandspeeding you, my dear, have always been my “anything goes” Reylo partner. Modern AUs and canon stuff and just whatever crazy idea we come up with. We’re STILL coming up with crazy ones and I hope we keep that up.

@newxhope Like that wonderful Anakin up there, you are the one lovely Luke who has always interacted with me and alwaqys tried to make KyloBen a better person and I love you for it and cannot wait to do new stuff with you

@hux-capacitor you make me laugh and you are so much fun to talk to and goof off with and we really do need some not crack threads. You’ve been THE Hux to follow for me for a long time and I think the only one who regularly played with me back in the day. Thanks for sticking around.

@xwingingit Brother in law we will always love you even though sister is gone. You’re such a cool person honeslty and I enjoy just talking to you and memeing it up and just generally being friendly <3

@stillwciting You’re a REY of sunshine, okay? I’m so happy you’re st4ill out here doing this thing and I’m excited to play together again!

@techniiciian forever and always making me laugh since you made that blog. I love you and Matt’s silly self a lot. Please never stop doing you.

As for the following people, you’ve recently followed or we’ve recently gotten to me friendly, or I just don’t talk to you as much as I wish I did but I still love yours blog and you as people and consider this my open invitation to come plot things with light or dark or grey or modern Ben okay? Please? I love you guys. If I missed anyone I swear it’s not intentional and please come at me anyways! @red-fire-jedi @fieryspitofhope @afraidofsurviving @cxmeback @scavxnger @reyxofjakku @reyofrebellion @aequilibriium @fromnoxwhere @snowinabottle @darthrevik @thelixhtbringers @rebelspark @awakenedpower @bornofthedawn @revvupyourharley @aeirre @reyisthebalance

Last but certainly not least, my fellow Kylo fam. I am a scaredy cat and I probably don’t talk to you guys all that much but I admire you and your ongoing love for this idiot. Let’s be friends? @serratedlight @lastknightofren @darknessavailed @callfrcmthelight

I love all of you. Please stick with me for the next two years while I wait anxiously for them to kill off my trash son.

#follower count for ts #promos.#love fest up in here #what the frick guys 3/4 pf the way to 1k????????????

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alanturingdeservedbetter · 7 years ago

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1-150

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

My mom and probably my college wife before that.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Shy.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

You, assuming I actually make time for that.

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Somewhat. I tend to be really nice to most people, apart from those I'm actually close to, who might find me a bit too straightforward/harsh at times.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

I don't currently like someone and don't tend to get drunk but I certainly hope they would.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Hell if I know.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Probably not a full-blown relationship but I've recently started talking to a really nice person on Tinder and I feel like that might lead to something.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Fuck the gender binary. Jonah the college dog is on my mind. He's such a fluffy boi.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Having a serious conversation about sex does, joking about it does not, as you well know.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

College wife perhaps? I'm not actually sure.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

"Poate" (Maybe) on Facebook and "The luggage hasn't started to arrive yet," as an actual text.

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

All of Anastasia the Musical cause you can't make me choose, The Harvard Variations from Legally Blonde, Voctave's version of Mary Did You Know, Muro Shavo, Don't Stop Me Now.

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

I like the sensation but I'm also uncomfortably aware that they're making it greasy by touching it. I'm such a romantic.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Luck is definitely a thing but I don't believe in influencing it by lucky charms etc or in the idea that some people are particularly (un)lucky. Miracles I don't really believe in.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I met at least one really cool person.

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Hypothetically speaking I am not particularly against it but we are not in any way romantically involved - weren't at the time of the kiss either - so I believe it's unlikely to happen.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Yep.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

I don't even remember his full name anymore.

19. Do you like bubble baths?

Bubble baths are the best but I feel like I'm not chill enough to fully enjoy them, I get bored really fast.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

We don't really interact but my parents don't like some of them.

21. What are you bad habits?

Getting bored of browsing the internet on my laptop and switching to my phone to see how the smaller more exciting internet is doing, scrolling through facebook for so long after I wake up that I end up being late for both breakfast and lectures, washing the dishes hours later.

22. Where would you like to travel?

Russia. St Petersburg in particular.

23. Do you have trust issues?

Who, me? Never. They're not the result of past experiences though, being terrified of emotional vulnerability is just who I am.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Either sleep or coffee.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My nose while wearing makeup cause it gets all cakey.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

See question 21.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Neither.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

You and Sichli.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Dead men tell no tales, and people you've unfriended on facebook also tend to be quiet.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

I'm not that excited about the institution of marriage but I guess if I find the right person.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Technically, but it would be like 1 inch long.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

I'm not particularly into the concept of a threesome but I'm gonna go for Natalie Dormer and a younger version of Jude Law.

33. Spell your name with your chin.

899a

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

All of them.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Yeah, but I'm over it now.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

They're called "silences" for a reason.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Damianos of Akielos.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Bookstores of any kind.

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I'm not in high school anymore and you know this so this should have said 1-39, 41-150.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

A second chance from someone in particular, no. A chance at redemption from a general moral standpoint, yeah, I think most people deserve one.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

You're, and me being extremely quiet is just business as usual.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

If they're cute or they do silly stuff.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Outer space, the bottom of the ocean is fucking scary.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

My joints would start hurting if I didn't.

46. What are you paranoid about?

People dying, anything with the potential to fail.

47. Have you ever been high?

No.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

A few times but not drunk enough to pass out or anything like that.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Nothing I can think of right now.

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

It's grey and has a pic of Kylo Ren on it.

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Yeah, mostly really smart people/prodigies/whatever.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I'd get rid of my social anxiety and maybe make myself a bit more extroverted.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Nyx, perhaps? I'm not sure.

54. Favourite store?

Lush and cosmetics stores in general. Note that they're not my favourite places to shop at because the sales assistants tend to be really pushy (and yeah, I know it's just company policy).

55. Favourite blog?

Mine, obviously.

56. Favourite colour?

Navy blue.

57. Favourite food?

Chicken vindaloo or pizza.

58. Last thing you ate?

A biscuit.

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Cascaval pane de la Hochland.

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Maths olympiad.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Nope.

62. Been arrested? For what?

No.

63. Ever been in love?

I guess? I'm not sure I ever reached the "in love" level.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

We were on a summer camp and it was raining and we kissed while struggling to hold the umbrella straight.

65. Are you hungry right now?

Kinda.

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

No.

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook.

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr.

69. Are you watching tv right now?

No.

70. Names of your bestfriends?

You already know them.

71. Craving something? What?

Pizza.

72. What colour are your towels?

Uh, I have lots of them?

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Only if I'm feeling down/particularly cuddly.

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Like 5 that I care about but 20 or more in total? My mom has also given away some of them.

75. Favourite animal?

I love cats but I'm allergic so I've learnt to like dogs more.

76. What colour is your underwear?

White.

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Mango.

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Green.

80. What colour pants?

White with polka dots.

81. Favourite tv show?

Either Sense8 or Narcos.

82. Favourite movie?

J'ai tue ma mere and Xenia.

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls.

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls.

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

None.

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Confession time, I haven't actually seen Finding Nemo.

87. First person you talked to today?

You.

88. Last person you talked to today?

Also you. Might have to do with the fact that it's currently 2 AM.

89. Name a person you hate?

Donald Trump.

90. Name a person you love?

Lin-Manuel Miranda.

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Gabriela Firea.

92. In a fight with someone?

What?

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

Idk, like 5 pairs?

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

So many.

95. Last movie you watched?

Carol I think.

96. Favourite actress?

Emma Watson, Maisie Williams or Tina Desai.

97. Favourite actor?

Andrew Scott, Sebastian Stan or Jude Law.

98. Do you tan a lot?

Nope.

99. Have any pets?

Yes, two dogs.

100. How are you feeling?

Tired.

101. Do you type fast?

People say I do?!

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Doesn't everyone?

103. Can you spell well?

Unless I'm tired.

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

A few people.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

I have but I'm not sure if it counts.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Hopefully not, but I think I might have.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Like twice.

108. What should you be doing?

Sleeping.

109. Is something irritating you right now?

I've offered to help someone with something and I'm starting to regret it.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Not romantically.

111. Do you have trust issues?

Question 23 much?

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I'm not sure.

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Yumi.

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Many times.

115. Do you play the Wii?

I used to.

116. Are you listening to music right now?

No.

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

I don't mind it.

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Yes, it's great.

119. Favourite book?

The Picture of Dorian Gray, Crime and Punishment, The Brothers Karamazov, the Captive Prince trilogy as a whole.

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Way too much.

121. Are you mean?

I am sometimes.

122. Is cheating ever okay?

Not if you're not somehow being forced to stay in a relationship with your current partner. Actually forced, not "keeping up the appearances" forced.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

I can't even keep dark blue shoes clean sometimes.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No.

125. Do you believe in true love?

No.

126. Are you currently bored?

Nah, I'm having fun.

127. What makes you happy?

Zdob si Zdub.

128. Would you change your name?

I'd add my spouse's last name to mine if it sounded cool, other than that no.

129. What your zodiac sign?

Libra.

130. Do you like subway?

The fast food chain? It's alright.

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Now that would be quite the plot twist.

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Finish it. I am my father's daughter.

AND I AM MY FATHER'S SON. Finish it I must.

(There's more but I will end up pasting the whole song here if I keep going).

134. Can you count to one million?

I can barely count to 100 without getting distracted.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

Can't recall.

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed, what the fuck, do you want the demons to come in or what?

137. How tall are you?

175 cm.

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Mine or which one I like more? Mine's straight.

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Brunette.

140. Summer or Winter?

Summer.

141. Night or Day?

Day. The night is dark and full of terrors.

142. Favourite month?

October.

143. Are you a vegetarian?

No.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Milk.

145. Tea or Coffee?

Coffee.

146. Was today a good day?

It was average.

147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers.

148. What’s your favourite quote?

I don't think I have one.

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

I'm not sure.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

"Another step back." I was too lazy to get up and opened a ebook though.

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News Nuggets from Around Disney World

Hey! Look! The site still works! This latest batch of (breakfast?) News Nuggets is a long time coming. I had grand desigins of posting it when I was down in Florida IN DECEMBER, but that slipped. Then, life got in the way, and an iOS beta broke my custom Workflows, and…well..its (still) February.

To try make this post (of over 8 weeks worth of Disney news) a little more timely, I’ve culled some of the original stories I was going to publish, as well modified some of commentary to reflect my experiences and other news I’ve heard about these items.

Of course, the biggest news item that hasn’t already been written about on the site is:

BB-8 To Greet Guests at Disney’s Hollywood Studios This Spring – The line for this when it opens is going to be insane. Hopefully, the lack of needing to change costumed people in and out will keep the lines from backing up.

With all that out of the way, on to the News Nuggets!!

Sneak A Peek Inside The New Disney PhotoPass Studio At Disney Springs – Cute. I wonder what virtual backgrounds they’ll have available.

Rumors of the Dr. Strange experience being cut from Hollywood Studios – Kenny the Pirate with a rumor of one of Disney’s first attempts of having a Marvel character in the park during regular hours come to an end.

runDisney Princess Half Marathon Weekend Inspired by Disney ‘Beauty and the Beast’ – Elyssa and I aren’t running the Princess this year (we’re doing Star Wars instead), so we’re not going to get one of those cool Beauty and the Beast medals.

Photo Editing Now Available in My Disney Experience App – The only thing surprising about this is that it took so long for these features to show up.

Sanaa Kuamsha Breakfast Now Available at Sanaa at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge – This doesn’t look any different than what various sites reported a few weeks ago. I guess they’re ready to make the official public announcement now, though.

New Choza Tequila Coming to Epcot in 2017 at Walt Disney World Resort – Does “hand-crafted margaritas” mean they’ll be made when you order them or does “hand-crated” mean they’ll be made by hand and then put into huge jugs for days on end? (Of course, Elyssa will still want one when she walks by.)

2 month Rehab for Walt Disney World Railroad in early 2017. – The train is scheduled to be down from January 9 through March 2nd. That is a bummer during the day, but it makes that area kind of a ghost town for certain parades and evening shows.

Enchanted Tales with Belle removed from Morning Extra Magic Hours. – I don’t think it’s a particularly big loss. This would be a waste of that bonus time.

Disney After Hours Returns to Magic Kingdom Park for 7 Nights in Early 2017 – $119 for everyone is a pretty good, at $89 for AP holders, it’s a no brainer (assuming–of course–that they sell as a few tickets as they did for last year’s event.)

New Star Wars Guided Tour Starts at Disney’s Hollywood Studios January 2 – 7 hours? For $129? Based on that description? I guess I’m going to have wait until someone takes the actual tour, since this just doesn’t make a lot of sense. (Which I still haven’t seen)

runDisney Star Wars Half Marathon – The Dark Side Medals – Hopefully, Elyssa and I will be able to finish these races and get our Kylo Ren medal.

Bus Stop Pizza Kiosks Now Have Breakfast – I don’t use the term “game changer” lightly…(I kid, I kid. “Game changer” means nothing with respect to theme park news these days.)

Tree of Life Garden Returns to Animal Kingdom After Multi-Year Closure – Getting everything in Animal Kingdom in shape for when Avatarland opens (what is now) a couple of months.

Crossroads plaza faces demolition for Disney-area road project – Interesting story, but it’s a long, long way from happening. The state will have to get right of way access to the area first, and I can’t imagine Crossroads and its tenants will go quietly.

Gasparilla Island Grill reopens at the Floridian. – Good timing. You can’t have the major quick service at a resort down for the holidays. (Also, the food here was pretty good. I enjoyed it.)

Upcoming changes to Epcot entertainment acts – Kenny the Pirate runs down some of the upcoming (and now made) changes to Epcot entertainment. Disney seems to have decided to change these various acts a little more frequently over the past few years.

Churros return to the Animal Kingdom. – If you need some evidence that 2017 will be better than 2016.

Okay. That was a lot of nuggets. I need a break.Let’s watch one of the “behind the scenes” looks at Pandora:

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Okay, back to the News Nuggets:

[A New Way to Start Your Day at Magic Kingdom Park Begins January 9]( http://ift.tt/2ihXQND) – They’rved moved the Welcome Show to the Hub during the refurbishment of the Railroad. It’s an interesting “test” of how this might work. I plan on writing more about it later (I swear!), but I wanted to share the “news” now.

#DisneyKids: A Vacation Package Perfect for Your Kindermoon at Walt Disney World Resort – It’s an interesting way for Disney to say now (right as they’re about to start school) is the right time to bring your kids to Disney World. WDW News Today pointed out that these packages also include additional Fastpass+ selection for certain “kid friendly” attractions.

Entry bridge to Pandora – The World of Avatar now visible to guests – It’s probably just me, but it feels like they’re going to be able to open this place in time for the summer. (I’m also pretty sure I’m going to regret this post when it’s not open in September.) — I swear I wrote this in December, BEFORE the date was announced!

Photos of Culinary Treats at Epcot International Festival of the Arts at Walt Disney World Resort – These look a little fancier than some of the Food & Wine Items. Of course, it’s just the product photography, so who knows what the final product will end up being.

Joffrey’s Coffee Kiosk to be Added to the Magic Kingdom, Annual Pass Discounts Now Offered – I admit: I just assumed there already was a Joffrey’s at Magic Kingdom. (The discount is nice, though.)

Disney Testing New One-Day Quick Service Dining Plans at Theme Parks, “Disney-Dine-on-the-Go” to Speed Up Sales – I’m going to need more information on this, since–as it stands–I don’t get it. (Since then, I’ve gotten more information. If you are definitely going to eat multiple quick service meals at the Magic Kingdom, it might be possible to get a decent value out of this.)

Magic Kingdom In-Park Cabanas Being Offered at a Discounted Price – For everyone who said “I’d pay $500 for that, but $650 is just too much…” (Sadly, (?) these have now been been removed.)

WDW News Today Rumor that the Paint the Night Electrical Parade Still A Possibility for The Magic Kingdom – Have you seen the people sitting on the sidewalk on Main Street waiting for the nighttime parade? It’s a thing that people just expect to have. Whether it’s Paint the Night or some other parade, Disney really should do something.

Flame Tree Barbecue Retiring Signature Barbecue Sauce – I was never really fan, but I’m sure some people will be very upset about this.

Members to Experience Disney Vacation Club Moonlight Magic – If you own DVC, maybe pay attention to thse dates. Me? I love the multiple paragraphs of disclaimers at the end of the post.

Star Wars: Galatic Nights Special Event starts April 14 at The Studios – Nicely timing to coincide with Star Wars Celebration (which is taking place that weekend). Personally, it sounds like the Magic Kingdom After Hours event would have more value than this $129 event will, but I’ll hold off final judgment until we get some more details.

Express Fresh Pilot to Being Feb. 7 at Contemporary and Yacht Club. – Interesting. A new “quick and casual” option for in-room dining. My fear, of course, is it’s going to be like those sandwiches that you see in the case at an airport (more “express”, than really “fresh”.)

Drinks coming to Paddlefish – I wonder what the craft beer from North Carolina is. Of course, it’s kind of silly for me to go to Disney World and have beer that I can get just as easily at home.

Okay, time for another break. This time, let’s look at this tribute to the late, great Carrie Fisher from The Studios:

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Ms. Fisher will be missed, and (shockingly?) I was unable to come up with a way to segway back into the nuggets:

Braves Spring Training to Conclude at Walt Disney World – This is a bummer for me. I liked being able to see some spring training baseball when I was visiting Disney World. I guess I understand the Braves’ point that they are too far away from other spring training teams, but that doesn’t make it less of a bummer for me.

Housekeeping at Disney World to be Reorganized Due to Degrading Service Quality – On the surface, I think this is a good move. Improved quality of room cleaning, etc… doesn’t really have many negatives (though, honestly, I haven’t really ever faced any issues under the current system.)

Paddlefish Set to Open Feb. 4 at Disney Springs at Walt Disney World Resort – Obviously, this is now open. Reviews from 3 bloggers who attended together all seemed fairly positive, including: WDW News Today, Mouse Steps , and easyWDW .

Discover a Timeless Tale with a Sneak Peek from Disney’s ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Starting Feb. 10 at Disney Parks – After a couple of years, can probably figure out how this is going to: The next big Disney / Marvel movie that’s coming out gets a preview in One Man’s Dream.

Re-Imagined Planet Hollywood Observatory Opens at Disney Springs at Walt Disney World Resort – And we already have less-than-glowing reviews from WDW News Today and (even) the Disney Flood Blog.

One more break before we finish? What do you say? This time, let’s check out the latest Pandora ad:

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That place might be pretty cool in a few months. Now, though, let’s finish out our News Nuggets!

New look parking trams to feature monorail colors and quieter ride – Huh. I never really noticed the existing trams being particularly loud, but–if I think about it–I guess they are.

Starring Rolls Cafe at Hollywood Studios Closing Tomorrow – If “tomorrow” to you is February 4th, that is. Sadly, this is another example of something at the Studios closing, but there being nothing announced to replace it.

Book Your Spot on the New Ultimate Disney Classics VIP Tour at Magic Kingdom Park – $200 for a VIP tour that doesn’t include any of the “mountains” or the Mine Train doesn’t work for me. Maybe if your priorities RE attractions are a little different?

Leaked Image Reveals Ride Vehicle for AVATAR “Flying Banshee” Attraction at Disney’s Animal Kingdom – Interesting. I hadn’t even thought that each person (couple? small group?) would get their own Banshee to ride. If that’s really the case, it could be a really different experience from Soarin’.

Making way for The NBA Experience: DisneyQuest at Disney Springs to Close July 3 – So the NBA Experience is still going to be a thing, huh? At a minimum, maybe they’ll really shut down Disney Quest, finally.

Cosmic Ray’s to get a Second Expansion – UNRELATED(ish): I don’t know if Elyssa and I have ever been to Cosmic Ray’s together

Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resort engages guests with Chrome signage – Not really a news item, but I figured y’all be able to really impress your family with this key factoid.

Disney CEO Bob Iger confirms possibility of extending tenure past 2018 – Maybe our favorite tipster “Bob from Burbank” can call into to MMoM to give a couple of insights on this.

Doc McStuffins to Greet Fans at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Beginning This Month – Huh. This seems like a weird home for Doc.

Enchanted Rose Cake Inspired by ‘Beauty and the Beast’ – We had an Amorette’s Patisserie cake over Christmas and it was fantastic. (That reminds me, I should probably write about that.)

Theme Park Models Move Out of Walt Disney – One Man’s Dream for Beauty & The Beast and Other Movie Props – I guess I knew this was coming, but it’s still kind of a bummer.

Geyser Point Bar & Grill Opens at Disney’s Wilderness Lodge at Walt Disney World Resort – As a photographer, I know it’s possible to make things look better in picture than they actually are. That said, this place looks fantastic. (Initial Review from DFB is positive)

Disney makes it official: Charges $5 for each mailing or package received at a Disney Resort. – This just makes me sad. I hate little charges like this.

Rumored Gondola Transportation System Between Epcot and Disney’s Hollywood Studios to be Constructed – This rumor has been setting the Internet on fire for the past day or two. Personally, I’d love to seem Disney try something like that.

New Bird Shows Have Debuted at Disney’s Animal Kingdom – I’m still amazed that these birds can be trained to be out in the open like this.

More Guest Experiences and Dining Options Coming to Disney’s Coronado Springs and Caribbean Beach Resorts – It sounds like they are really going to make some upgrades to these moderate resorts (including converting Corando Springs into a more “business-y” resort.) The press release has a few more details..

New Menu Items at Jiko – Since Elyssa and I have never been here, we really don’t have any favorites that might get pulled of the menu. That said, I figure Elyssa will still try to get a filet on top of a bed of mac-and-cheese if we do go.

Whew! We’re finally done. Let’s celebrate!

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