#(I started watching it like 90% because of Katherine Pierce and I was right)

[secretsofthedarkestkind-arch]

Elena starter for @storieswrittcn​ (this may or may not have gotten away from me, Remember you said you like novella. I also took part of the ramble part one but altered it also)

We are outsiders Living inside a broken world We are outsiders And I know sometimes it can hurt But it gets better yeah we'll make it through We'll stay golden when we're black and blue We are outsiders But we're not hiding anymore This is who we really are

It had been fifteen years since she’d seen either of her brothers face to face. Fifteen years since Lee had spoken to the eldest. Fifteen years since she had thought of Mystic Falls, thought of all the ghosts that lurked within the town's shadows. Lee Salvatore had made it a habit to push anything regarding her brothers, that town, or their past to the deepest recesses of her mind. She had built life after life without them, embracing the warped gift of eternity. She hadn’t truly looked back after she’d transitioned. Finally able to become who she really was without the suffocating opinions of the church, her community, or her family.

It wasn’t an easy journey. Slow in it’s progression. Lee’s aunt had always told her she was a soul gifted before it’s proper time; her sexuality, the way she was born, her passion and skill when it came to art, her desire to see the world. None of it fit in the 1800’s. But as times changed pieces of Lee started to belong. Each change brought new opportunities, allowing Lee to start to put herself together. 

She was still an outsider, still judged--but what else would you expect living in a broken world? What didn’t fit into the neat little boxes of people’s minds, what didn’t fit the societal norm, was still given so much hate. The only difference was now there were those who fought for equality, unafraid to use their voices to promote change. Those people gave Lee hope, gave her strength. Finding those people throughout the last 145 years had shaped her.

Lee Salvatore was still an outsider, but she was also so much more. She was an artist, one with more alias’ than she could count on both hands. She was a college graduate, several degrees tucked away in a safe. She was a traveler, passports filled with stamps and a mind filled with memories she had never imagined to have. But most of all, Lee was finally able to look in the mirror and accept the person she saw; the youngest Salvatore was who she truly was. She held no more self hate. No more whispers of ghosts past haunted her. She was an outsider, but she wasn’t hiding who she really was anymore.

While Lee had taken the road of self discovery, her brothers’ hadn’t. They’d been living in a siblings quarrel, at least Damon was. Stefan suffered at every turn at their brothers hand whenever they fell into each other's orbit or Damon specifically sought him out. Lee was drugged into it whenever Damon crossed too many lines, risking their exposure to the world. 

Stefan had called her no more than seven hours ago asking for her help. There was a trail of bodies leading straight to town, ‘animal attacks’ that couldn’t be explained were catching the eye of news outlets. She hadn’t even known Stefan was back in Mystic Falls. When Lee asked him why he couldn’t just leave, he explained there was something holding him in Mystic Falls that didn’t allow him to--something that could finally give him a sense of belonging--and refused to believe the attacks were Damon. All he wanted was for Lee to be there with him, help keep the spotlight off their kind. The vampire might loathe her brothers, wanting nothing more for them to be miserable, but she wasn’t going to allow Damon to out them. 

Which is why Lee was driving down the main strip on her motorcycle. The town was busy; teens scattered across the storefronts trying to enjoy their last hours of summer vacation. She came to a stop at one of the only stoplights in town, rolling her shoulders dreading whatever was to come when she reached the boarding house. The youngest Salvatore felt the hairs on the back of her neck stand, a shiver going down her spine, every nerve ending coming to life in a way she hadn’t experienced in years. Lee let her head turn to the right, following the pull of whatever was happening.

‘What…” The lithe form of a brunette teen who was walking beside another girl was at the center of her focus. “Turn around.” Lee knew the brunette couldn’t hear her words. Her plea was answered as she turned, eyes almost searching. Those eyes, that’s what did it. “Who are you?” A horn from behind her snapped Lee out of her trance, for a nanosecond the two locked eyes. The vampire’s eyes hidden behind her aviators. The next Lee was pulling off, possibly faster than she should have been. Now she had the true answer of why Stefan refused to leave. 

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Lee placed a few notebooks, her sketchbook, and a few pens into her satchel--the one she’d had since she was a teen; a gift from her aunt she’d never been able to part with. She glanced up at the ceiling hearing Stefan’s footsteps on the roof. A sigh left her lips, why had she agreed to this? She was roughly 160 years old and able to enroll herself in a Small Town America High School. It was ridiculous; a complete stalker move. There had to be other ways for Stefan to get to know this girl, if that’s even what he was truly hoping to do. For how Stef had explained the situation, Lee could tell he was only doing this because of Katherine.

Subconsciously her thumb started to play with the band of her daylight ring. She was thankful for the chance of life Katherine Pierce had given her but there was so much Lee wished was different. Shaking her head to break out of her thoughts she moved toward her closet to get dressed. Lee scanned through her options, To be me or be who society thinks I should be? It was a debate she hadn’t had in a long time. To make this work she couldn’t disturb the waters between her and her brothers too much. A short laugh left her lips, that was a joke. The three couldn’t be in the same room without starting something. As it was right now, it was just two of them. With that thought in mind Lee grabbed an outfit that would be her. 

Guys white wash skinny jeans that weren’t too tight to show her tuck, a grey and white hooded baseball tee that had a pocket on the left chest, her grey vans, and her black leather jacket she’s had since the 90’s. She finished the look with a black watch. One more look in the mirror and she was pocketing her phone with one hand and slipped her satchel over her shoulder with the other.

She knew Stefan would already be off. His stalker-like tendencies being on overdrive since the ‘animal attack’ last night after Lee had arrived. She ignored Zack who was in his office and headed to the garage, she wasn’t going to run to the school. There wasn’t anything wrong with arriving in style.

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Stefan met her in the parking lot. Lee took her helmet off and ran her fingers through her hair, glancing at her brother, her own sunglasses covering her eyes. “Why do you always insist on dressing like that?” He asked, judgement clear in his voice. 

“This is me Stefan. You know that. Let it go. You asked for my help so take me as I am or I get on this bike and leave.” She told him. Lee wasn’t going to put up with his judgement. The world had given her enough of that. Plus her brother had already had his fair share of giving her judgement when they were younger. “I hope you know what you’re doing.” Lee stated, “This is definitely traveling into creeper status.” Stefan didn’t answer, just turned to walk through the crowd of students covering the lawn reconnecting after a summer away. She moved into step beside him, she knew they stood out; leather jackets, both well built and confident in their strides, the aurora of not giving a fuck rolling off them both. 

They finally found their way to the admissions office, standing shoulder to shoulder. Stefan handed over the file that was supposed to hold all they needed but Lee knew was missing more than a few things. She wondered which of the two would compel the woman. Stefan could but where all he drank was Bambi and Co blood who knew how long it would last. Lee sighs, she’s ready to make the move when something behind them stops her. The hairs on the back of her neck stood up, her nerves firing up again, and she felt that pull to turn around. She also could feel a warm buzz in the air, a witch.

“Hold up. Who’s this?” The first female says, the witch.

The secretary’s voice brings her back to what’s in front of her, saying exactly what she knew was coming. “Your records are incomplete. You’re both missing immunization records and we do insist on transcripts.” Lee glances at Stefan out of the corner of her eye. The last transcripts she had were college one's back in the 1980’s. She hadn’t done high school since the late 70’s and that was only to get into Yale. Their art programs the top in the country. 

Thoughts of the past make her miss her chance, Stefan is taking his sunglasses off, “Please look again,” Lee adjusts her satchel hoping Stefan can do this right. “I’m sure everything you need for both of us is there.” Lee chews the inside of her lower lip, her free hand moving to remove her sunglasses just in case. 

The secretary looks back down, “Well you’re right.” Lee tucks her sunglasses into the collar of her shirt as the woman looks back up at her brother. “So it is.” Stefan-1, Humanity-0.

“Thank you,” Stefan, ever the polite one, says. As they turn to go, Lee glances over at her brother’s schedule. Seems they have all but one class together--Lee has art and Stefan a creative writing course. That works.

“You’re welcome,’ The secretary says, her eyes landing on the two teens in the hall. “Ahh! Miss Bennett, Miss Gilbert I’m glad you’re here. Do you think you could show our two newest students around?” She stands up from behind her desk to walk around to the siblings. “This is Lee and Stefan Salvatore. I think they both have a few classes with you both.” Lee takes in who she now know as a Bennett witch, why the magic felt warm. She gives the teen a charming smile before the pull is to much, her head being forced to turn to the brunette beside her. The vampire takes her in, all she can see is someone new. Lee doesn’t see Katherine when she looks at her. “Hi,” The charming smile turning into a much softer one. “I’m Lee.” She offers her hand to the girl.

[biomic]

well i've now watched all the child's play movies (minus the remake because lol), clearly one of my finer achievements. here are my thots

child's play - didn't actually rewatch this one just bc i've seen it multiple times in the past and the major plot beats are still fresh in my mind. it's a classic, we know this

child's play 2 - was kinda blown away by how much i was nostalgic over this one. i've never thought of it as an iconic movie of my youth, i don't even know if i saw it more than once or twice, but i was remembering every scene super clearly. super fun movie to revisit, anchored by andy and kyle's genuinely sweet bond and brad dourif getting to chuck it up from the start. the final showdown in the toy factory? utterly iconic in the genuine sense of the word

child's play 3 - this movie was so aggressively nothing. apparently they rushed this whole production out in under a year and god does it show. it tries to differentiate itself by being set at a military school but those tropes bore me to tears. chucky's settled into more of a comedic character, but the story's still playing itself serious, so his one-liners just come off as corny and lame rather than campy fun. and my GOD do the kills suck complete ass in this one. half of them are chucky killing people indirectly, like replacing paint guns with real bullets. that'd be a scary idea if this were a normal military movie, but it's not the kind of the thing that keeps me on the edge of my seat in a killer doll flick. it's just a very uninspired sequel, the only one in the franchise i'd call stale

bride of chucky - MASTERPIECE. the screamification of late 90s horror did this one a lot of good, and jennifer tilly as tiffany is the best thing to happen to this franchise. i wasn't even annoyed by katherine heigl in this movie! a feat i thought impossible in a post-grey's anatomy world. it's definitely my favorite of the bunch, seeing chucky and tiffany bounce off each other as the world's most dysfunctional homicidal couple is just way too fun

seed of chucky - they literally named this movie Chucky's Cum. so this wasn't as bad as i was expecting, but i can't really say it's Good either. a big sticking point for a lot of fans is the portrayal of glen/da's genderfluidity, and while i get why people felt it was in bad taste, i wasn't personally bothered by it. i mean, for a gross-out horror comedy about killer dolls from 2004, certain parts felt almost progressive in a weird way. i dunno, depends on how much you can line up with this movie's wavelength i guess. still, i could've done without a lot of the piss gags and chucky jerking off. this movie's saving grace? jennifer tilly playing herself acting alongside tiffany as a doll. i was losing my shit the entire time they interacted, huge brained shit truly

curse of chucky - if bride is how to do a revamp, this is how to go back to basics. this was the first chucky movie i had never seen before (most of the other ones i caught on tv 15ish years ago), and damn was it refreshing. going back to a more suspenseful horror tone where chucky doesn't talk for the first half of the movie was a huge risk, but it really paid off. im not scared of dolls, but the redesign they gave him genuinely hits just the right level of uncanny valley to freak me out for the first time in the entire series. don mancini's skill as a director got a huge upgrade from last time, and the end result is a really cool gothic horror movie featuring chucky. loved it. nica pierce best final girl 2k13

cult of chucky - THEY MADE CHUCKY A HOT WOMAN :( this film is absolutely fucking BONKERS and i completely dug it. i was a bit hesitant about the movie being set in a psychiatric hospital, but aside from a few dodgy portrayals i think they managed to mostly avoid the whole "ooooh aren't mentally ill people ~scary~" deal. this one for sure had the gnarliest kills in the whole series, im not that affected by gore in horror movies but i was wincing and looking away multiple times in this one. by the time you get to the multiple chuckies and nica getting possessed, you can just tell they were having a blast making this one, and it's infectious

when i started going through these i didn't know how i'd feel about them, i just wanted to be caught up for the show, but the experience has been pleasantly surprising. with don mancini having creative control over every film since its inception, there's a level of consistency here that can't be said for, i don't know, whatever the hell texas chainsaw's been trying to do since the original. but he's also not afraid to experiment and try out new things, so the series is able to maintain its identity without getting stale. this was a great time, and im super excited for the show now!

[stephkaylor]

FAVES and FAILS: The Vampire Diaries

So I have decided that since The Vampire Diaries has a spin off, The Originals, I am going to divide the characters based on where they appeared the most. So on this list I will be talking about the Salvatores, the Petrova/Gilbert line, the Bennets and Caroline, etc. but I will discuss the Mikaelsons, Hayley, etc. on their own list with the other characters that appeared on The Originals mostly. As always, spoilers are abound as I will discuss storylines and character arcs below, so be warned of that.  In any case, here’s my FAVES and FAILS for The Vampire Diaries. 

FAVORITE MALE CHARACTER: Damon Salvatore

Could it be anyone else? I don’t think so. He’s a delightful little sociopathic shit and I love everything about him. He is 99% id and 1% ego, if that, and even when I hated him, I loved him (god, I sound like Elena…). In any case, love this man, five stars, would recommend, chef’s kiss. 

LEAST FAVORITE MALE CHARACTER: …I think Matt Donovan…?

Ugh, it’s hard to pick between Matt, Tyler, and Jeremy, but I think it has to be Matt. I never enjoyed his judgey attitude against everything supernatural, he seemed pretty whiney most of the time, and he was just genuinely uninteresting for the majority of the show.  Not into it. Pass.

FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTER: Katherine Pierce (Katarina Petrova)

I thought about giving this post to Caroline by default, but if it comes down to it, Katherine nudges her way into the top spot. Katherine gave no fucks, knew what she wanted and was unapologetic about how she went about getting it, and an all around bad bitch. Was she primarily evil? Yes. But, to be honest, it never really bothered me. 

LEAST FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTER: Bonnie Bennet

God, this woman was annoying. She was hypocritical, judgmental, and far too holier than thou for me to swallow her bullshit. She constantly played favorites with Caroline and Elena (I’m sorry, you hold Caroline becoming a vampire against her for like two seasons, but when Elena becomes one, it’s not her fault? Sure.). She hated all supernatural creatures because they “go against nature”, but it’s totally chill for you to perform sacrificial magic to get what you want, unleashing a terrible evil in the process (but it’s not her fault). How she nearly excommunicated Caroline just because she stayed with Stefan after Stefan killed Enzo, as if it was her fault in any way. How everyone treated her like she was a special little unicorn because she’s a Bennet Witch and she’s so magical, like, please, gag me. I could go on, but I honestly cannot be bothered. Hard pass. 

THE CHARACTER THAT DESERVED BETTER: Caroline Forbes

She was essentially shunned by all of her friends and family for becoming a vampire, even though she didn’t choose to become one at all. Also, she was basically used as collateral damage for the entire Salvatores and Gilberts versus The Mikaelsons debacle just because Klaus liked her. She was always the second choice no matter what the situation was (unless it’s her being impregnated with magical twins without her consent and then guilted into carrying the babies, but poor Alaric just lost his wife. I’m sorry, unless it’s your uterus, shut the fuck up). I’ll just be over here doing what exactly NO ONE on the show did, and pick Caroline first.

DEADWEIGHT CHARACTER WE SHOULD’VE DUMPED IN 2009: Tyler Lockwood

I couldn’t pick Matt twice, so Tyler, I guess. He was selfish, a terrible boyfriend to both Caroline and also Liv later, and if I have to hear that boy whine about his fucking sire bond one more time I will literally throw my laptop off of a bridge. 

UNDERHYPED CHARACTER: Lorenzo “Enzo” St. John

Honestly, he’s one of the one things that made the last few seasons of the show bearable.  His delightful British rogue was a lovely way to fill the void that the Mikaelsons left in my heart, his devil-may-care attitude was man-made-manifest of what I was always thinking while watching the show, his BFF relationship with Damon and later Caroline was a joy to watch, and he was way too good for Bonnie. 

OVERHYPED CHARACTER: Alaric Saltzman

He is marginally more bearable right now on Legacies, but he annoyed the shit out of me while he was on the first show. Does he hate vampires or is he best friends with them? Does he want to be a hunter or does he want to stay away from anything supernatural of any kind? Also, he (along with nearly everyone else) basically guilted Caroline into carrying his magical siphoner babies, which is a touch too icky for me…

SHIP YOU WOULD SELL YOUR SOUL FOR: Delena (Damon and Elena)

Could it be anyone else? I never shipped Stelena, as I found both Stefan annoying and Elena too woe-is-me while she was with him. She made Damon want to be a better person and he made her embrace who she really was, monster and all. They had a perfect balance between themselves, and it was a joy to watch. He got the girl, guys. 

SHIP YOU JUST WERE’N THAT INTO: Steroline (Stefan and Caroline)

They were just too…meh. I was entirely uninterested in them, whatsoever, and isn’t that even worse than a ship that you hate? I used their scenes for a bathroom break or to get a snack, as I was guaranteed to miss nothing interesting or important while they were on screen. 

CHARACTER YOU LOVE TO HATE/FAVORITE VILLAIN: Kai Parker

What does it say about me that all of my favorite characters are violent psychopaths…? I’m just going to leave that to be unpacked with the future therapists I’m bound to hire. Kai was the perfect evil. He was powerful, purposeful, and unapologetically demonic in the very best way. I could watch him terrorize my favorite characters forever and not get bored.  Perfection.

FAVORITE STORYLINE: Stefan and Damon’s Brotherhood

If you don’t think this is what the show was about at it’s core, you’re wrong. They loved each other, they hated each other, they died for each other, they killed for each other, and, ultimately, they let nothing and nobody come between them. If you asked me who Damon loved more, Elena or Stefan, I COULD NOT answer you, and isn’t that just the fucking point?!

STORYLINE WE COULD’VE DONE WITHOUT: Magical Babies

I know that a major reason this was even a storyline is because Candice Accola got pregnant, but still…how? Like…she is a vampire..? She is unable to biologically change…? Like can someone grab me a biology textbook and explain how this a thing that can happen BIOLOGICALLY, please? I get that they are mythical creatures, so science doesn’t mean much here, but it just doesn’t make sense in any universe. Also, as I said above, the fact that Caroline was impregnated without her consent and then largely guilted into carrying the babies is a touch too rape-y for me…

BIGGEST PLOTHOLE: Do they go to school, or…? 

Like, are they just compelling the teachers to not notice them not attending class like 90% off the time? Also, how do the people in Mystic Falls not know anything about the supernatural? Like, they aren’t subtle AT ALL so how do they keep sliding under the radar? Also, in a lesser way, how are hybrid witch/vampires a thing? Like, I thought if a witch dies (like they would have to if they become a vampire), they lose their magic…?Make it make sense, Julie!

MOST HEARTBREAKING MOMENT: Damon Dies (the first time)

Honestly one of the saddest moments in the entire series was Damon’s ghost watching Elena lose it when he doesn’t make it back from the Other Side. They were finally happy and together and they can only enjoy it for like five minutes before it goes to shit. Why, Julie??!

BIGGEST EYEROLL MOMENT: Magical Babies (again)

I try to not use something twice on this list but COME ON. This was ridiculous and I do not support this in any way.  (Also this twin bullshit is still fucking annoying on Legacies, if anyone was wondering).

MOST SHOCKING MOMENT (any spit-takes?): Elena forces Kathrine to take The Cure

This was one of the moments that I literally gasped aloud. Most of the time the foreshadowing on these shows is seen from miles away, but I honestly did not see this coming at all. Also, Kathrine was basically the LAST person who wanted that cure so it’s crazy that she was the one to end up taking it and turning human.

MOST BADASS MOMENT: Kathrine kisses Damon at the end of Season 1

Like I said before, she is the original BAD BITCH of the show (not an actual Original, but you know what I mean…) and this was an amazing entry for the character who would be, largely, the villain of the series. It played on the feelings that Damon is developing for Elena, it finally introduced the person who started it all for the Salvatores, and it showed us exactly who she is at her core, and that she isn’t sorry about it at all.

SERIES FINALE SATISFACTORY LEVEL (use no words, just gifs):

OVERALL MARKS OUT OF TEN (10 being this show has changed your life for the better, you happily rewatch the series over and over, and the show has made your life better in some way. 1 being this show gave you nothing but trust issues, a stomach ulcer, and high blood pressure, and you honestly do not know why you did this to yourself) 

7 out of 10. 

I look back on The Vampire Diaries with the kind of fondness that only comes from a bizarre mix of nostalgia and incredulity. When scenes from this series show up on my instagram feed or on my Youtube recommended page, an involuntary smile creeps across my face without me realizing. I could do without like half of the characters and some entire seasons were completely unnecessary to watch, but it gave me some of my very favorite characters and ships, and spawned an entire universe that I still enjoy to this day. This magical, crazy, beautiful world was a joy to experience, even when it made me want to beat my head against a wall at least once per season.

If you want to see the other ones I have made, here's the original post with links. x  Hope you like these! (I say to probably no one...)

[thecinnabitch]

All

*sigh*1) "What is your middle name?" Nicole2) "What is your age?" hehehehe3) "What is your birthday?"December 24) "What is your zodiac sign?"Sagittarius 5) "What is your favorite color?"it fluctuates between purple,green,and orange 6) "What's your lucky number?"uh 167) "Do you have any pets?"Yee. 1 white cat named Titus that you've probably seen in a couple of my posts and 1 dog named jasmine that I've had since I was 2 and a half8) "Where are you from?"uh Norman Oklahoma I guess 9) "How tall are you?"5'1 (yes I am smol)10) "What shoe size are you?"uh 5 in women's (yes I am smol)11) "How many pairs of shoes do you own?"19 but I only wear 2 of them12) "What was your last dream about?"idk 13) "What talents do you have?"none honestly 14) "Are you psychic in any way?"yeah I predict stuff a lot and finish people's sentences 15) "Favorite song?"it changes daily but right not its feisty by jhameel16) "Favorite movie?"I watched avatar (the movie about the blue people) when I was like 5 and haven't seen many movies since so I guess that one is my favorite 17) " Who would be your ideal partner?" my waifu Katherine 18) "Do you want children?"yeah19) "Do you want a church wedding?"never been in a church in my life tbh even though I was raised by extremely Christian parents 20) "Are you religious?"nope21) "Have you ever been to the hospital?"yep I'm a clumsy bitch aha and a lot of people in my family have died22) "Have you ever got in trouble with the law?"no?23) "Have you ever met any celebrities?"yeah this one time I was at Starbucks and this guy walked in and we both just stared at each other because he knew that I knew he was famous and he just smiled at me and ordered his coffee 24) "Baths or showers?"both25) "What color socks are you wearing?"uh rainbow26) "Have you ever been famous?"uh I was in the newspaper because I wore a scooby doo costume for Halloween when I was 627) "Would you like to be a celebrity?"uh yeah, money fam28) "What type of music do you like?"something with a good beet29) "Have you ever been skinny dipping?"one time when I was 11 my bikini top came off in a public pool30) "How many pillows do you sleep with?"uh 2 but I sleep with 6 giant stuffed animals 31) "What position do you usually sleep in?"Well I move around a lot in my sleep but I fall asleep on my stomach with one leg at a right angle and one hand under my pillow32) "How big is your house?" I've been told it's pretty big but if you want the specifics it's roughly 3,200 square feet33) "What do you typically have for breakfast?"Uh eggs34) "Have you ever fired a gun?"Pff my dad is in the military I've been firing guns since I could stand35) "Have you ever tried archery?"You're looking at the school champion of my elementary school36) "Favorite clean word?"Food37) "Favorite swear word?"I say fuck at least 3 times in each sentence 38) "What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?"About 18 days (send help)39) "Do you have any scars?" I have a lot everywhere because I'm clumsy and also depressed so yay40) "Have you ever had a secret admirer?"Probably in grade school 41) "Are you a good liar?" Absolutely how do you think I'm not in therapy or in a mental asylum yet?42) "Are you a good judge of character?"Sometimes I guess 43) "Can you do any other accents other than your own?"Besides me accidentally having an accent when I sing not really44) "Do you have a strong accent" I guess not?45) "What is your favorite accent?"Honestly I find them all cute/sexy46) "What is your personality type?"Uh I'm an introvert and an extrovert so i'm confusing aha47) "What is your most expensive piece of clothing?"Uh I think I got a 100 dollar jacket once48) "Can you curl your tongue?"Yes, in a lot of ways 49) "Are you an innie or an outie?"Innie50) (thank god im halfway I'm doing these all at 3 AM) "Left or right handed?"Both51) "Are you scared of spiders?"Nope52) "Favorite food?"This is weirdly specific but grilled chicken alfredo 53) "Favorite foreign food?"Uh see #5254) "Are you a clean or messy person?"Messy55) "Most used phrase?""I fucking have my life"(followed by a laugh)56) "Most used word?""Fuck"57) "How long does it take you to get ready?"Like an hour 58) "Do you have much of an ego?"Bruh I fucking hate myself no59) "Do you suck or bite lollipops?"Usually succ60) "Do you talk to yourself?"Yeah a lot it's sad61) "Do you sing to yourself?"When I'm alone, constantly 62) "Are you a good singer?"I've been told that I am but I don't think so63) "Biggest fear?" Never getting betterand disappointing people 64) "Are you a gossip?"No65) "Best dramatic movie you've seen?"I don't watch a lot of movies 66) "Do you like long or short hair?"On boys: longOn girls: shortOn myself (a girl): long67) "Can you name all 50 states of America?"No68) "Favorite school subject?"Lunch69) (hehehe) "Extrovert or introvert?" See #4670) "Have you ever been scuba diving?"Yes71) "What makes you nervous?"e v e r y t h i n g72) "Are you scared of the dark?"I'm only scared of what's hiding behind the darkness.73) "Do you correct people when they make mistakes?" Depends on my mood entirely 74) "Are you ticklish?"Also depends on my mood entirely 75) "Have you ever started a rumor?"I started a rumor that my real name was Brooke instead of Riley 76) "Have you ever been in a position of authority?"Only in group projects or when people are fighting 77) "Have you ever drank underage?"I accidentally drank beer when I was 4 because I thought it was Coke Zero 78) "Have you ever done drugs?"I'm the drug virgin in my group of friends 79) "Who was your first real crush?"His name was Quinn and we met in 6th grade and I had a huge crush on him for 3 years 80) "How many piercings do you have?"One in each ear but I've had them re-pierced like 3 times because I kept taking them out but now I haven't taken them out in 5 years81) "Can you roll your r's?"Yes, very well82) "How fast can you type?"I'm a chicken typer i've been exposed83) "How fast can you run?" I'm actually pretty fucking fast and i can run for a long time 84) "What color is your hair?"Uh when I was born it was black and when I was 6 months old it all fell out and white-blonde hair grew in and that's my current hair color85) "What color is your eyes?"When I was born they were purple but they slowly dulled down to a medium blue 86) "What are you allergic to?" Besides people, nothing 87) "Do you keep a journal?"Yes but I only use it to write songs in88) "What do your parents do?"My dad is a very high ranking person in the military and my mom pays a bunch of people in this huge glass building 89) "Do you like your age?"I'd rather go back to 4th grade when I didn't have depression and my best friend/wife still lived in Oklahoma 90) "What makes you angry?"Stupid people including myself 91) "Do you like your own name?"It's a little boring but I like it (I'm named after a superhero that only my mom remembers)92) "Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?"I've known what I want my kids to be called since 1st grade . I want to name my daughter after a precious jewel. Or isis the rainbow god. I'll let my significant other name our son.93) "Do you want a boy a girl for a child?"(they said a instead of or but I'm keeping it)I kinda just answered that but I want a boy and a girl94) "What are your strengths?"Uh my empathy and my ability to see the good in anyone. And I'm pretty stronk for a smol girl haha95) "What are your weaknesses?"My empathy and my fear of disappointing people 96) "How did you get your name?"As I said before I'm named after a superhero that only my mom remembers97) "Were your ancestors royalty?"Honestly, probably 98) (skip because they've already asked this)99) "Color of your bedspread?"Blue100) (FUCK FINALLY) "Color of your room?" Mostly yellow (my curtains and my rug are yellow) I fucking hate you William

[annieleonhardt]

I was tagged by @erensjaegerbombs Thanks Heidi!! <3

Five Things You’ll Find In My Bag

Cell Phone

Wallet

Keys

Sunglasses

TYLENOL

Five Things In My Bedroom:

weeb figures

Manga

Bed

Hats

Cats

Five Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do In My Life:

Go to every Disney

Be on stage

Travel the world

Be financially independent 

Write a book

Five Things That Make Me Happy:

Jordan, @askladarmin, fsm crew, skype crew, basically all my friends

Fictions (keeping this here from Heidi’s because same)

Ballet

Performing on stage

Making people laugh

Five Things On My To-Do List:

Graduate

Be content

Finish my senior thesis 

Write

Plan future

Five Things People May Not Know About Me:

I’m a teachers aide for an autism program and work with 4-6 year old children that are very low (meaning more severe) on the spectrum. I love it and I adore them. <3

My disposition online ranges from overly friendly to sarcastic to a fault, but in real life I’m very quiet, shy, anxious, and isolated. I tend to keep to myself, I rarely start conversations first, and well let’s just say there’s a reason I relate to Annie as much as I do lmao

I have mild anomic aphasia, meaning I often can’t remember/retrieve words when talking. It’s not too severe thankfully, but it’s very frustrating to be perpetually on the tip of my tongue lmao. Doesn’t help my social anxiety much though. 

I’m Catholic *lightening crashes in the background* 

I often get asked if I want to go into teaching permanently, partially because I’m a history major very dedicated to my field of study (Medieval to modern), and I don’t have the heart to tell people that the reason I NEVER want to go into teaching full time is because I’m terrified of being stuck in a place I hate like the town I live in now.

Name?: Katherine, Katie most of the time

Nicknames?: Katie technically, Katsy, Katiekate, Kitten, Katie koo, too many to list. 

Zodiac?: Gemini

Sexual Orientation?: Bi

Ethnicity?: Half Sicilian, Half Irish, but I guess white is the answer lol

Favorite Fruit?: Pineapple

Favorite Season?: Fall

Favorite Flower?: Roses and Lily’s

Favorite Scent?: Freshly cut grass, vanilla, when my mom’s making sauce...

Favorite Animal?: Dogs I’d say

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate?: COFFEE

Cat or dog?: Both <3

Dream Trip?: Once I get my Italian citizenship I want to start in Italy, then just take the train across Europe. Also I’m gonna be That Guy and also say Japan.

Number of Followers?: 2,103

What do I post about?: 90% SnK, 10% other

Do I get asks on a regular basis?: Lately, once or twice a day!

Favorite Band?: Of Monsters and Men

Aesthetic?: 1920s silent era hollywood, ballerina, and Annie Leonhardt’s laugh

Fictional Character I’d Date?: My boyfriend legit knows that Armin Arlert is my Perfect Man. He accepts it lmao.

Hogwarts House?:Gryffindor

Rules: BOLD the statements that are true for you!

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for under a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close at my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the united states

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone (MY NOSE IS THE WAY IT IS FOR A REASON)

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

and I think I’ll tag @askladarmin, @shifter-lines, @someboredloser, @eremikadefensesquad, @redcoaster, @kaiju-and-kyojin, @ymiress, @sayaanara, @iconicallygay, @bluinary, @aruani

[alotokait]

Multiples of 3? Or 4? You pick!

We’re going with 3 and 4 bc I’m bored.

3. When is your birthday? March 13

4. What is your zodiac sign? Pisces (if you can’t tell by my dramatic tags)

6. What’s your lucky number?  13

8. Where are you from? South Carolina originally, but I live in NYC

9. How tall are you? 5′1 (ish)

12. What was your last dream about? Couldn’t tell ya. I don’t remember last night’s dream, but I slept soundly so that’s probably why.

15. Favorite song? Hall of Mirrors by the Distillers

16. Favorite movie? Young Frankenstein

18. Do you want children? If there is a person out there for me and wants to start a family with me, then yes

20. Are you religious? More spiritual than religious. I believe in a higher power, but I’m against organized religions because I think they are the biggest problem with society today.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?  No, luckily

24. Baths or showers? Showers. Baths are gross and not relaxing.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Moderate… somewhere on the level of Elise and Natasha

28. What type of music do you like? I know people hate this answer, but I honestly do like everything. Right now I’m mostly listening to Garbage and artists who have that sound and I love 90′s rock and punk. But I will also belt out a Broadway showtune and then hit some hip hop. Honestly, everything. 

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Too many… there are a total of 6 on my bed, but usually sleep with 2.

32. How big is your house? 3 bedroom apartment with full bath, kitchen and living room. All for a whopping $2550.00 a month… yes I have roommates.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Cereal

36. Favorite clean word? Tabernacle

39. Do you have any scars? Ton… I volunteer with cats so I have all kinds of scars from that. Also one under my chin from blacking out.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? No. But I did have somewhat of a stalker once and that was terrifying.

42. Are you a good judge of character? Not usually

44. Do you have a strong accent? No. I grew up in the south, but my parents are from the north so luckily I don’t.

45. What is your favorite accent? Toss up between Scottish and Australian 

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes as well as the 3 leaf clover and I can wiggle my tongue in a way that looks like a belly dancer’s stomach… Idk how I learned that, but I did.

51. Are you scared of spiders? Not scared, but I don’t like them

52. Favorite food? Probably a cheesburger or pizza

54. Are you a clean or messy person? I try to be clean, but that’s only bc my room is small.

56. Most used word? Probably fuck

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? I can be ready within fifteen minutes, if I need to be, but usually about 45 mins bc I take my time

60. Do you talk to yourself? Too much

63. Biggest Fear? Death

64. Are you a gossip? Depends on who I’m with and what the subject is

66. Do you like long or short hair? Doesn’t matter as long as I have something to play with

68. Favorite school subject? Drama

69. Extrovert or Introvert? INTROVERT BIG TIME

72. Are you scared of the dark? Only if I watch something scary so usually no

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Possibly?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Nope

78. Have you ever done drugs? I’ve smoke marijuana a handful of times, but that’s it

80. How many piercings do you have? Zero… not even my ears

81. Can you roll your Rs?“ Oddly enough, only on certain words and I can’t do it willingingly

84. What color is your hair? Brunette

87. Do you keep a journal? Nope

88. What do your parents do? Dad’s a minister, mom is retired, but works at the Dollar Store for a little extra cash

90. What makes you angry? A better question is, what doesn’t make me angry

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? If it’s a girl, Katherine Elizabeth (grandmother’s middle name) and a boy, Matthew Aloysius (grandfather’s middle name)

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? I want a healthy child who identifies however they want to do identify

96. How did you get your name? My dad agreed as long as it was spelled with a ‘K’ and a ‘Y’ not a ‘C’ and an “

99. Color of your bedspread? White and gray

100. Color of your room? White… I’m not paying a fine when I leave lol