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[spriteofmushrooms]

Please tell me about your pregnant JC thoughts, I am so interested in them.

Jiang Cheng becoming pregnant due to some sort of activation within the golden core? Classic. LOVE the idea of a chengxian baby who looks like Wei Wuxian and not Mo Xuanyu. It would break Jiang Cheng's heart every single day. Love the idea of Wei Wuxian avoiding Jiang Cheng so thoroughly post-canon that he only sees their child years later, when the resemblance is undeniable. Abandoned Madonna Jiang Cheng holding his son... Delightful.

Jiang Cheng being cursed with pregnancy and refusing to be cured because he misses having a baby? Ohh he's so fucking ready to play Rosemary. Of course he'll love his monstrous child. He's full of love. 💖 And blood, if his baby needs it! 🥰

Cursed to a sex swap? Jiang Cheng doesn't really care because it's not like it matters (my grubby little genderweird hands are all over this headcanon), but then, MAXIMUM fifteen minutes in, he stops dead in his tracks and places his hands over his belly. "I can have a baby. A-Ling, would you like a little cousin? I can have a baby."

(WWX: Aren't you forgetting something?

JC: No, people often want to have sex with me; I only need to find someone responsible. It's not like we have to get married.

WWX, who died a virgin and still thinks JC is 9 years old: WHAT?)

Omega Jiang Cheng? He would be sooo happy to have a warm, safe nest he rebuilt by hand. All of Lotus Pier is to his specification! Everything is by his design! IMAGINE the coziness that an omega Jiang Cheng would have established at every level in the family wing. How many bedrooms did he build for his future children, eight? That would be bad for your cultivation, Jiang Cheng...

He would be such a good mommy. (He is such a good mommy, but I don't think he lets himself take credit for any of Jin Ling's strengths.)

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[tragedyposting]

bikinibottomday.wixsite(.)com/trades/masters has leopoldstadt!

thank you!!

but hhhaaaugh it’s nft and I’m not sure I should pay for a b**tleg bc I’m paranoid abt the legality and also need to work on my frivolous spending habits. Much to think about.

[hydrocodone-acetaminophen]

when I was a little younger I thought the ending monologue in Trainspotting was so fucking lame but now I’m like. damn nigga

[nonbinary-octopus]

I had a dream, and it kept kinda pausing to be like "this is a real story, it's written down! Here's your tag on tumblr for it, here's the title of the book, here's the names of the characters, remember remember remember, look it up when you wake up, this is real."

this is the second time a dream has been this insistent about me finding the story again when I wake up.

Maybe I need to write more. Get the stories out of my brain and into the real world.

[entitynotfound]

anyone wanna read a book about a genetic experiment get whisked into a non-human gang war that also involves the government?? yes?? well I recommend you read Keeper of the Lost Cities.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

[bijuice]

i'm working on npc overhaul for skyrim!!!!!

[everchanging-encyclopedia]

me: hey i learned some stuff over the weekend friend: ooo tell me!!! me: you've probably heard of the 5 platonic solids before-

[dokyeomini]

found an accounting class that's affordable and online

[daenystheedreamer]

renly in targ afterlife (he counts through rhaelle) having a kiki with honestly probably rhaenyra watching BRIENNE OF TARTH fall in love with the KINGSLAYER??? and its REQUITED??? i know he's losing his mind up there

[ryllen]

You know I am surprise Sebek that is never jealous to anyone who is close to Yuu. It is a boys school and I can imagine some have crushes on her.

[yonpote]

ok ok everyone please, ignore for a moment that this is a clip of The Quote. please just ignore the words and look at dans body language cuz its killing me LMAOOOO

[convex-solos]

where do your loyalties lie?

[bretwalda-lamnguin]

I don't think Maglor gets nearly enough stick for committing a war crime, writing a song about how sad it made him and then going on to commit two much worse war crimes.

[canisalbus]

If Machete had a real fever and hallucinated an angel who explained germ theory to him, do you think he would take that well? Would he retain any of that?

He'd be absolutely horrified in the dream and Concerned upon waking up, and I think that uneasiness would probably last for a day or two. But realistically he'd know it was a dream and eventually rationality would win. Besides, if he tried to talk about such an incomprehensible, outlandish concept with anyone, surely they would think he had finally lost it.