#(crack tag pending)

[ethuithel]

observing interactions between your mutuals but it's like this in your head

@ringwraithd @lepermajesty

[bluebriarr]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY

✹✧ } Huh ..

And you’d think she’d have a reason to like me.

[malureni]

Keeps pouring oatmeal all over the floors.

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE AGAIN I LITERALLY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS OATMEAL

[laprimera]

Geeta sweating: I’m taking Arven —

[zoranzeal]

@trireign replied to your post “"It's time, everyone! Let's set a glowing example...”:

*clears throat* No.

Okay, clearly they all need to re-sync if this sort of scheduling confusion is still happening.

[doloniaxdiegesis]

" piloting SAM means death for the wearer. Please don't get in the mecha "

[ofcrossrcads]

incorrect quotes ft. @retconned-royalty

[nifretane]

This one is my murder hobo pal get your own bitches @estarion

[xavthew0rld]

@urgebound || farise vc: it's got an egg in it. and vodka

"Did you at least cook the egg? Because it sure as hell doesn't taste like it."

[malureni]

Nero vc: the real treasure was the friends we got killed along the way.

tyr vc : ...... im going to strangle both of you

[laprimera]

@prosada​  sure :)

“ ...Haha. ¡ Eres muy gracioso... ! ¡ Muy muy mucho...! 

      OH MY GOD DONT SAY THAT.

[lovingpromise]

📜 / caritaaaaaaaa

sarita: i've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them. carlos: this is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

[geraniumshurricane]

cont. from here || @millionsnife

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — » （ ✗ ）

He's dodging tendrils like his life depends on it.

❝ Little bitch baaabbyyyyyy~! ❞

[doloniaxdiegesis]

"Gosh I gotta say that the trailblazer is really rough sometimes. They makes sure to keep me on my toes and always pounds me really hard. Then when they uses that long lance of theirs to thrust at me, I barely can take it sometimes. Heck, I sometimes have to hold onto them for support after we're done. I wish they wouldn't leave me sore all over"

[risingsol]

@ancicntforged / zhongli vc: do you require assistance, traveler?

"N-No no, that's uh, that's quite alright. Thanks for uh, asking I guess?"

[kaibutsunoo]

Godzilla's most beautiful feature is his ear canal.

Ah yes. His.... ear... canal.