#(here's a feesh out in the sea)

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“Has anyone seen Wyckoff?”

“No clue. Couldn’t find ‘im in his own room.”

“Maybe he’s gone to cook breakfast?”

It was a nearly quiet morning in the Eva’s Hammer, a submarine that the Kreisau have seized from the German army a while back. Aside from having its current inhabitants’ position compromised by remaining staff on board, and the despicable General’s raid and eventual murder of one member of the resistance, the now home to the main resistance group would normally go about their days-- Whether it was spent alone, or with others.

Caleb was no exception, but by the time most of everyone else woke up, he had already gotten out. Wait, out? Wouldn’t there be water out there? How was that possible?

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The name he had given those he knew on Earth was but a moniker during his visit here. The same man Blazkowicz and the others knew looked the same as ever, but in place of legs, he now had lower body that would resemble that of a fish. His hair was also left unbraided, free to sway to the currents of the ocean.

Kahann decided to take the form of a merman for the morning, far from the Hammer’s residents, but still close enough to not lose track of her. It was times like these he missed being able to swim in his original homeworld.

...He wished he could speak to someone he considered family here-- No, someone who he knew was family, aside from his older twin. Trying to contact him has been a tedious process, and large bodies of water would be required for them both to be able to commune.

For now? He would watch as marine life around here swim by. Maybe even play with some friendly fish, or other sea creatures he could see that aren’t immediately hostile to him.

[goannafr]

Dragon A Day 2023: DAY NINE: A dragon who needs lore

ummm did you mean like 90% of my dragons LOL. Ok this is Chelsea, one of my many g1 m-pose guardians who i love collecting cos they look soooo good

Now drawing this forced me to think about him and make some lore for him so here we are: Chelsea is a middle aged dude who loves the beach and especially, collecting sea shells. One of his hobbies is to find bigger shells for hermit crabs that need an upgrade. He goes surfing with Bog Snitty and often hangs out with Feesh.

He has a permanent head-tilt, and is pigeon toed in his front legs, and bow-legged in his back. Because of this he often has pain, which is part of the reason he loves the beach so much: swimming helps take pressure off his joints. He is also fat<3

Drawing this and coming up with some ideas for him made me even moooooree attached to him than I was before :D Was this your evil plan all along, Evie? It worked dammit!!

[gorillazsoundbytez]

Murdoc and David Bowie (Phil Cornwell) join Damon Albarn for the customary shipping forecast

Gorillaz on BBC RadioOne, January 14 2009

Transcript below the cut:

Host: Shipping forecast!

Damon (overtalk): Oh, shipping forecast, yeah! It’s actually time for the shipping forecast. I mean normally, it’s a midday and a midnight, but, um, 

Murdoc (overtalk, VERY close to mic): Mmhhhh, yeah, (inaudible)

Damon: Mu-Murdoc’s, Mu-Mu-Mu-Murdoc...for some reason, has some sort of maritime-

Murdoc (overtalk): Yeah

Damon: Affinity, and he needs to, um,

Murdoc (overtalk): I’m a sal-salty sea dog, eh? Gotta...ge-th-this is for the cats out there, right on the briny. Yeah? *murdoc noises* And this is your actual shipping forecast. 

Host: Explain the shipping forecast for someone who’s never heard it.

Murdoc: *inhales* Dae, d’you know what a shipping forecast is? It’s--

Damon (overtalk): Well, a shipping forecast is, uh, a daily thing that comes out twice in the day, um, 

Host (overtalk): Bi-daily, 

Damon (overtalk): Bi-daily, yeah, 

Host (overtalk): On Radio Four?

Damon: (laughs) On Radio Four. (laughter in background). Radio Four, and--

Murdoc (overtalk): Get ou- who are you? Get out--

Damon (overtalk): A-and everyone who’s out, who’s out there at sea has got their um, their radios on, and it tells them where all the high and low pressure, and where the fogs, and where the wind, where the, the (laughs) waves, and big fishes, and the leetle feeshes! Are. And, you know. 

Host: Sounds like this is the music for the shipping forecast.

(sweeping, orchestral background music begins to play, and continues under the rest of the bit. A bit of wheezing can be heard in the background)

Murdoc (drunkenly): And, here is the shipping forecast, issued by the Med Office on behalf of the Maritime and Coast Guard Agencies at 17:25 on Wednesday the fourteenth of January 2009 (drawls, trails off into an mmmmmhhhh. wheezing in background). *inhales* There are warnings of gales in Viking, nnnnNNorth Upshire, South Upshire, Forties, Cromarty, Plymouth, Bisque, Trafalgar, Fitzroy, Soul, Lundy, she was a nice girl, (Murdoc continues to list regions), Shannon, SHE was a nice girl!  (laughter in background) (Murdoc continues to list regions at lightning speed). The general, um, synopsis at midday is it’s gonna be a little low, 240 miles West of Shannon, and uh, some other cat’s gonna come in with a lotta wind, which is gonna go over the rocks, and the sea is gonna make the rock all shiny, and an albatross is gonna come and sit on it, and have a picnic, mmmmmmmMMMMMHH yeah! I can’t be bothered to read any more of the shipping forecast, I’m gonna get my mate David Bowie, c’mere, Dave! Dave! Can you go--

Phil Cornwell, impersonating David Bowie: Yeah, whassa matter man?

Murdoc: Uh, can you- can you come in and do the shipping f-

PC/DB: Yeah alright, um, alright, you’re looking well! (wheezing in background) Uh, there we go, eh, eh, my name’s David Bowie, this is the shipping forecast, (singing) ~OH~! (laughter in background) Right, there we go, there we go! Cromarty, Southeasterly five, increasing six to gale eight (laughter), perhaps a [inaudible, but singing the words] (laughing in background). Moderate, increasing rough or very rough, ooh I like a bit rough, (wheezing continues) okay, oh missus! Occasional rain, good, becoming moderate or poor. I quite like moderate! Moderate is great, innit? Fantastic sometimes is a bit too much, but moderate, I can live with that! Here, listen to this! Fish, yeah? German bite, oooh, yeah that’s nice, innit? German bite, mm, lovely! Variable [inaudible], becoming Southerly or (singing) ~SouthEASTERLY, FivE tO SeVEnnnnn!~ Slight or moderate, occasionally rough ~laterrrr~, showers, moderate or good. Now let me tell you about my shower (Damon and host losing their minds in the background). It’s a Power Shower, uh? An’ it ain’t moderate, it’s really rather good. That is the ~shipping forecaaast~

Murdoc: Thanks a lot, David, oh, ‘e’s great, David Bowie!

(clapping)

PC/DB: Can I go now?

(clapping and cheering from host and Damon)

Murdoc: Ugh! (laughs breathlessly)

[Damon and Host speaking over one another and I cannot tell what they’re saying except I hear the word “record” and “you’re joking,” followed by more laughter]

Murdoc: Whassat? Oh yeah, anyway, look, Steve, Steve, and everybody gathered here, right? Let’s--the MuSIC, shut the music off! Look, it’s still going!

(music cuts off)

Murdoc: oooohhhh, guh, OH. Right. 

[busnautica]

Just learned the term eco-mafia ... Like dude.........

Depressing Ocean Rant just skip this

(grumpy peepaw mode)

So, I'm like a second wave immigrant or whatever but like ... Well aware about third world countries like my own

And the eco-mafia are using poor peeps in these countries that have obviously been forced to turn to illegal fishing for some scraps of money to live (they become slaves bro) bc rich peepo wanna eat some fancy fish bro they stealing corals from my home country's coral reef

(funny actually - it's been going on for long before I was born but it's only dawned on me when I visited a museum in my teens and there was a coral bone - on the plaque, stated it was originally stolen from the Philippines and then donated there ...lmfao...)

They're aware. Everyone's aware of what's happening to the planet - just systems are driving stuff and slowing down 50 years too late and I KNOW this sounds so depressing but ... Like we got the stuff. We got the tech AND the methods AND the means to carry out these methods to help ourselves.

Anyway ILLEGAL FISHING. wouldn't happen if there wasn't a need and that's weirdchamp

Personally I'm ranting - I'm not here to say stop eating fish - there's some sick ass (affectionate) fish husbandry out there (including my ol gramps peace to you bro for pioneering fish farming a fuck long time ago)

Also best meme to come outta fish husband is very beautiful very powerful

Those guys can survive winter and keep the fish stock alive and free of parasites unlike the tropical default (was it a remora? Whatever it is the cleaner fish died in the cold - the lump fish - they good to keep going 😊)

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Me @ this documentary: too tired to physically react- types here instead

EU tax money misused for feeshing bro I - Spanish mafia clan winning court battles over Interpol bc of the loop holes

Titan fish sized loopholes: can't do shit on this part of the sea sowwy!

Interpol: surprisedpikachu

It's just layers of shit ass systems that push most people into crime (anywhere in the world tbh including the richest country in da world muwica) nobody is like BAD because they did a crime (that wasnt like the murder word or the r word what the fuck why the fuck would someone willingly do that irl etc)

This ain't an essay it's a rant - I hope the eco mafia smells my farts and chokes and I wish them, regardless of what reproductive organs they own - a very heavy period. To get in the way :) maybe a very nice STUB YOUR TOES

Also at the first world countries - like one I currently live in - cheese n butter ain't that impopo like calm down why are people here suddenly reporting that the stuff we line the shops with are linked to deforestation.

Maybe it's bc I'm not white and I hear of this shit from not only the stupid amount of documentaries I love to consume like spagetti but also literally from my family lmao SNORES

Also it's pointless to have the consumers point at each other and go ITS YAW FAWLT FOR EATING MEET or CONSUMIN SHIT LOOD OF SOYA ... Like chill... Bro. Hyper production is doin it ☺️🔪 companies have already been making more than what's needed 😊🔪 but they're also avoiding the symbiotes whilst swimming through titan fish loop holes ok 😚🔪

Love whatever the fuck vegans are doing - but aim the banana gun at the system first before some of the weird tunnel vision ones bitch about poc and their savage meat eating ways please

lmao

Isn't it weird to like understand how our world works? Then like some of us ( LIKE MY ASS) just .... Cannot help but think of Alterra

What's actually going to get us out there? I think we can do it but there's easier (mechanical) ways to launch right...? (But it involves a shit load of landmass UNFORTUNATE. It would use ... Probably less fuel. I'm not Ryley Robinson idk how rockets work babe)

Mining "gotta" be up in those asteroids

(also ppl super mining for components for GPUs for crypto man this is like a weird and interesting time lmao)

Anyway ACTUALLY my rant is leading to something that'll at least give you existential

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Appreciation?

Idk ... It's just... Similar to how I feel about how she sat alone in that containment chamber with her unhatched eggs but ... Still reached out and still loved her unborn emperors ... Idk man... Family.... Dude..... Whilst the world sorts itself out under better guidance we got family (found or ... If you're happy with the ones you were born with- cool bro)

It's family baebey - also shit on zoomers all u want but I trust those shitheads to change shit regardless (also what the fuck am I a zoomer or a millenial stop making posts about zoomer or millenial childhood experiences if it's the same like --- ... Maybe I am a cusp as bitch.)

Zoomers r funni and when the ppl in charge pass on it gonna be free for the taking babes

AU where the Mafia child next in line finds a better way to make illegal money and uses it to help the planet out found family tags please god ple---

Anyway go eat this poem just eat it

Eat it like spaghetti