#(i dont know their offical shipname)

[maxybabyy]

Daniel is three weeks into the programme when Scotty asks to join him.

“What do you say then? Should we go for a run like we used to?” He says and nudges Daniel’s shoe with a naked toe. “Get some of those muscles back on you, eh?”

Daniel laughs, hooks his foot around his ankle. He pulls him into his lap, rests his weight on his good leg. “Don’t think I can keep up with you anymore, Scotty. You, me, and my bum knee. Don’t think we’re getting very far, yeah?”

Scotty smiles, rubs a thumb over the LED bracelet he slapped on in case the sun sets before he comes home. It’s better than the yellow vest his mother had told him to wear, but it still makes him feel ridiculous. Scotty, he knows, prefers to run on trails, in the deep woods with nothing but trees and birds to keep you company.

But Daniel cannot do that now.

The forest floor is too uneven for him, filled with broken-off branches and stones the size of his fist. He can barely run a mile on a flat surface, doesn’t want to challenge himself with a broken ankle as well. So he runs by the roads now, always in the vicinity of help if he were to fall.

“Hey, Lance and the fam are coming into town in two weeks or so,” Scotty says and pulls out his phone. He flips the screen around to show him a scenic view of one of the trails they used to take before the crash. A viewpoint over the water, secluded enough that Daniel had gone to his knees without problems, sucked him off until they were both fucked out and satisfied on their way down.

“I don’t know your schedule, never know where you are these days, Ric,” he says, laughs. It feels weird in his chest, bitter to taste, but Daniel laughs with him, doesn’t say the answer nowadays is mostly PT. “But it would be cool if you could come, yeah? Been a while since we’ve done something like this.”

Daniel smiles, tightens the hand resting on Scotty’s hip.

Scotty wasn’t around when Daniel crashed, deep in his training programme for the next circuit of games. Blake had offered to call him, to arrange his flights so he could come and see him before his surgery. But Daniel hadn’t wanted Scotty to see him like that, injured and pathetic, overcome with pain at any movement of his leg.

He had been on crutches by the time Scotty came home, moving by himself and mostly off the hard meds. “Come to play nurse, haven’t I?” Scotty said and clumsily carried him to bed. But even then was a shit time for Daniel, no position suitable for both sex and his knee.

Times like these are when he regrets not involving Scotty more in his recovery. The evasive memory of his crash and subsequent injury, the current limitations he was working with.

“Don’t really think I can, babe,” Daniel says and tips him to the side, Scotty landing on the couch with a bump. He leans down to tighten his shoes, stands up for a quick stretch. “Unless you wanna carry me down?”

Scotty hums, stares at his knee, at the scar making its way down his leg. He looks, puzzled, and Daniel doesn’t know how to feel.

“Yeah, no dice, mate,” he says faintly.

Daniel shrugs, tries to breathe out the bitter frustration. He leans down for a kiss, just a brush of their lips before he’s upright again. “Right, I’ll be off. Dinner later? I will order something.”

He’s barely out of the door before his phone is in his hand, music in his ears as he presses start on the next run in his programme.

“Another day, another lovely run with you. I am coach Max, the Red Bull Running global head coach, and I will be with you every step of this two-mile run,” Max says in his ears, the familiar accent easing him into a different mindset as he lets the built-up frustration bleed away.

“You did not want to be here maybe. Perhaps the weather is bad where you run, and you feel tired today also. But you pressed start, so for the next 1.6 kilometres, I will of course help you to become the best runner you can today, and I think that is the most important thing right now.”

Daniel breathes out, shifts the pressure onto his bad knee, and when it feels good, he picks up the pace, loses himself in Max’s voice, “I’m here, Maxy. Tell me what to do.”

[gunpowder-tim]

are these interesting? i dont know whats normal

[evadingreallife]

Tagged by @diari0deglierrori2 way too long ago tbh, i got around to it just now sorryyy

3 ships:

Well.... I have to say wangxian from mo dao zu shi bc i am never getting over them. Its been 5 years and im not over them yet sooo...

Then hmmmm ive been on a bnha bender lately and ive been reading a lot of dabihaws fanfics?? Despite never having gotten to the whole hawks drama in the anime?? Lol. I am made of spoilers at this point and dont even care anymore.

Lastly hmmm... you know what, im gonna say cumplane from svsss. Yes the shipname is hilarious yes i love the full meta implications this ship brings to the table about who binghe represents and all. Also they're two buffoons in a trenchcoat and they're hilarious, sue me.

First ever ship

Oooh this is hard. If we're talking first first i HAVE to say nihal/sennar from the Cronache del Mondo Emerso. But, like, i didnt even know what shipping was then. If we're counting conscious shipping time then we land in my twilight era yes i had one yes they were my introduction to fandom spaces and fanfics as a whole. Yes i was team jacob. Also i had a zutara phase at 12yo. I regret so much.

Last song

Cenere - by Lazza (i didnt like him during sanremo week but im listening him way too much now help)

Last movie

Kill Boksoon - on netflix. Weird, but i loved how the actress went from hidden feral in crash course in romance to full out feral in this movie. Also bonus points for the daughter drama ily. Plus, whatever the hell was going on with the triangular table in the boss' office in the last scene? I want that level of chaos.

Currently reading

Way too many fanfics tbh. Also ive been rereading the 2nd erha book waiting for the official release of the 3rd one EVEN THO ITS BEEN PUSHED BACK WHAT GIVES???

Currently watching

Nothing much tbh. Ive been feeling like a black sails rewatch tho. Ill probably get around to that soon.

Currently consuming

Chocolate eggs, the last crumbles of colomba and one (1) last fiadone. And im making some tea rn (check out my Best Tea poll and get angry at my absolutely correct tea opinions! I love to sow chaos)

Thanks for tagging me, now im tagging @tonfea, @ladyunderthemolehill and @casual-asexual, and whoever wants to join in is welcome to!

[cherubsoda]

🌺🌺🌺🌺

oh me, oh my, i think i just might - pass away. i have f/os i dont talk ab and then i have o l d f/o

Send me a 🌺 and I’ll talk about a crush or F/O that I don’t talk about as much.

🌺 Loz:

oh my god... he has ZERO character but he set the standard of Big Men, even if i dont want to admit it... i say that it all started with Dante but thats a damn lie - in fact i had so many f/os before Dante

im a tit man

hes juicy as all fuck but dumb of ass - ZERO braincells. he cries in almost all the scenes hes in and honestly hes got a dumb voice, stupid hair and hes pale as shit. I reluctantly had him as my 'FIRST' (offical) F/O bc my friend shipped me with him. When I say reluctantly, I mean it. I fought myself and my friend on it bc i knew he was a dumb fuck. My friend eventually won and I guess he was Eye Candy for 14 year old me. I have decent memories with the guy but ugh, still irks me though ... he is Nothing.

🌺 Kabu:

he never made it to my f/o list simply bc i didnt finish the game or draw my s/i BUT i did have things somewhat figured out!

you know me n older men so. thats basically all you need to know... i just think hes neat! hes real passionate ab battlin n hes like My Height so i thought that was funny. but hes just a leddle old man that could kick my ass, just have to stan that

🌺 Sniper:

OH MY GOD. so fun confession time: i was actually really split between having Sniper or Medic as an f/o (before i decided why not both +spy bc i fucking... dont care) but at the time, there was another self shipper my friends were mutuals with so i kinda avoided him- but even so, i was still leanin towards him bc of how he was in the comics

LIKE ??? HES KNOWN HIS BIRTH PARENTS FOR 5 MINUTES AND HES ALREADY LIKE "YEAH ID DIE FOR THEM" LIKE... MUNDY I WOULD DIE FOR YOU (and chef does though its fun but whatever). anyways uhh the reason i chose Medic is bc hes got fat tiddies 😚☺💦 thats a joke but the real reason isnt great either. literally bc i had a shipname in mind for Medic/Chef and thought their dynamic would be funny jaha jokes and short lived. now im booboo the fool with 800 AUs-

i actually really miss sniper now, im gonna 👉👈 make more stuff for them bc... i have Some... but its Minimal n i Big Love the pissman

🌺 Aizawa:

i saw him and said 'bitch you gonna be mine', like Listen. hes just got the range: he cares ab his students, takes no shit, likes cats, ADOPTS his students, Cares Eri (And Mirio) And Shinsou. he just has tired dad energy and i remember yearning hard for the guy when i was into bnha. he was just my type with the tired eyes and grimey feel even though... he cleans up well. also this image is burned into my brain

like mans said *snaps me over his knee* which is perfect, phenomenal, beautiful-

[ofdivinegrace]

Out of Context Discord Starters Part III “and god made his healer and said "let them be a nerd" “ ”There’s a huge spider and I can’t get to it” ”Let’s move to the other room?” ”lets burn the house down. that's a more secure option. can't get to another room if there's no room” ” This whole parade is like one massive shitpost” ” okay but hear me out: stab the messenger as the message” ” you just sprang my trap card” ” make new beebs everyone” ” EVERYONE OUT THERE BULLYING MY SON” ” PLEASELET HIM BE GAY HE'S TIREEEED” ” LET. HIM. BE. GAY. ” “someone said monster fucker? i was summoned”  “ passive aggresive motivation” ” matthew daddario is a victorian housewife” ” Officer, the words ‘fight me’ were typed. I was honor bound to take the challenge” ”tmw you want to give your cat some love and the little shit turns liquid and just slips off your hands and runs away”  “hot tamale candy beby” “he’s the size of a tictac”  “god, i wish i was bruce wayne” ”Even God wishes he was Bruce Wayne” “when its cold you can add layers or bundle up under a blanket but when its hot and you dont own an AC what do you do, strip off ur skin????” ”Lucifer was the first dude who went #fuckcanon” “THE TWINK SLYTHERIN BOY CLUB !!!” ”twinkerin” ” How weird was hearing my inner voice say: You gotta pick up the ceiling from the floor eventually” ” and a side of vaporized zuccine & broccoli with butter” “DONT JUDGE HIS SEX CHOICES”   “the law enforcement is too into reading the thread call back later” ”THE LORD YEETETH AND THE LORD YOINKETH AWAY” ”Lots of potential in IF.” “He’s all heart; no brain. Jesus he’s Naruto.” “Jesus is Naruto.” “ i'm bisexual that means i love both superman and batman” “I started Gotham because of the CatBat content.” “ you've ruined that shipname for me bc of your stupid catbat emoji” “I know no moderation when I’m hungry” “I just wanna say Okay Bumi” “I mix water and a healthy sleep schedule” “I’m awake against my consent” “ as always, the chaos started bc Lucifer and his kinks” “ lucifer's kinks will end the world” “Multi-dimensional celestial tennis.” “ Also at the same time, men who use the same soup to wash their balls and feet with: -flawless skin-. HOW??”

[moonaeraa]

I am curious, dear Aerachan, what you truly think of us! So please, do the ship meme with us. What would our shipname be, if we had such a thing? ...Kamera?

Send a ship and I'll tell you who:

Gives nose/forehead kisses : BOTH DUH they are so soft but IDK i have this feeling that aera will give the nose kisses more and kamijo the forehead ones

Gets jealous the most : they dont get jealous bc they trust each other 

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive : Aera gets drunk 1-2 times a month so I can tots imagine him being there for her helping her with the hungover

Takes care of on sick days : both of them of course

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day : Aera would drag Kamijo bc she is a cutie babie and wants to play

Gives unprompted massages : AERA

Drives/rides shotgun : Kamijo

Brings the other lunch at work : oooof i can imagine Aera making something for him while he is preparing a concert and jus she slides lunchboxes or such or simply orders food to make sure he is always full and happy; but i can definitely see kamijo not specifically cooking but more like ordering a delivery to her office regularly like chocolates, or some nice meals always accompanied with a bouquet of flowers 

Has the better parental relationship : i dont quite get this bc im thinking of at least 2 things but i guess its a relationship to their family so in that situation of course Kamijo since he is in a very warm/good relationship with his parents where Aera legit has no one

Tries to start role-playing in bed : WHY DOES IT SOUND SO CUTE ALKJDLASDJ anyways well maybe not quite role playing but I can definitely imagine Kamijo wanting to see Aera in some sort of corset so he can untie it bc the whole aesthetic of untying the corset of the woman you love is super romantic; thus he is so obsessed with those medieval/renaissance stuff that i can def imagine he loves that 

Embarrassingly drunk dancer : KAMIJO .....you’ve seen him on stage, you know

Still cries watching Titanic : Aera def

Firmly believes in couples costumes : aera bc its a thing in Korea and many couples do it so she’d definitely hint on ‘matching clothes’ like this one

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas : Aera, bc she’d just wanna buy him something super nice you know? when she has someone she loves she cant help it

Makes the other eat breakfast : I can imagine Kamijo always being worried about her slim figure so he’d always make sure she eats well and be grumpy if she doesn’t take meals often. he doesn’t have to necessarily cook for her, but perhaps going to a nice bakery in the morning and buying bread and coffee for her ? smtg like that i jus see him totally doing it 

Remembers anniversaries : both

Brings up having kids : im not sure who will so ill just leave it like that!

[ohnomyfishjustdied]

Me watching the last bit of the last Harry Potter movie. WARNING SPOILER ALERT

Ohmy. I’m excited to know what is going to happen because it’s so scary. I have the idea that snape is very very mean but i have seen guesses that he is the very best in the last movie and everybody will love him so im really scared. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas i love it i love it. ohmy fuckkk. What is this buullshit theyre suddenly figthing and now its sort of over but harry is totally collapsing and people are really scared. Ohno a huge scream i hope its not ginny another scream. Scary whispers in my ears. Voldemort is trying to convince everybody that they should give harry and ginny is the best and filtch is actually a genious. Yaaas miss i dont know your name anymore. And i also love luna. Hahahahahha ilove proffesor something woman mcgonnagan or something. shes so cute hahahahah awiieieiie all the other teachers are great too right now but it is especially the music that makes me really happy and excitted of course LOL im so happy Luna knows more go to screaming girl. They like to go through glasses and windows while filming ive seen it more often. Holy fuck thats one big army ohmyyyy are all those peope followers of voldemort. Ohmy. What is going to happen ohmy they broke their own promise. Helena is quite creepy isnt she. In the place where everythinh is hidden if you have to ask youll never know if you know youll never find it something like that. I like that ron knows the spel to open it. oh fuck theyre already there. They need one tooth from the basilisk. Come ooonnnn do it already ohmy fuck what is happening ohmy is it better now he is dead right aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ther kissing finalllyyyyyyy yaasssss ohmy yas i love it haha hand giggling. Ohmy voldemort is strong now. Ginny is so cute. The eternal wand is breaking? What is this he is using it to strongly or something. Id be scared to death ahhahaah see nevile running. Awieiiei its so sad tho. They have a good backup plann ohnooooo where is neville is he dead nooooo he is not yasss thankfully ohmy hahhahahahah you joker ’that went well’. Wowowowo also there are giants and stuff it seems like voldemort is winning now i do not wish to lose more of my followers or kids. Comeon harry find that stupid thing yaaaas theyre kissing again i love them. Malfoy you stupid fuck. Go harryyy dont die please i have already seen a post that he almost dies or something i cant lose him tho so careful pls. Is he going into that thing that vanishes things ohno he was searching for  that other thing. Whats that creature. I hear something. Harry pls save draco come on you. Yassss save him pls yeysysyysysyysys im so happty rn but watch it for the fire. HE GOT IT ITS IN THE FIRE THE DIADEM IS KILLED HE MUST BE REALLY WEAK RN i hope so but harry isnt really feeling better himself i see. Oh hes testing his skills by killing someone.. very brave V. … THis is such a good movie tho so many emotions are in this movie its so good. Lucius doesnt really look good actually tbh. Harry pls tell what you saw that you will come to him and he doenst have to find you pls do that and pls dont lag again wait imma start you up again bevause this is highly annoying. It now gives no nvrmind it has started. Hogwarts is one big mess tho ohmy its huge and terrible even spiders and stuff. The music makes it a hundred times more dramatic than it actually is tho its terrible who made this awesome shield Albuussusu or his brother yasss slay queen. There is some discussion about the wand what is snape going to do he is sort of nervous. The elder wand belongs to snape ohmy he is the true owner ohno he has to be killed wtf voldemort is such a mean person he is the worst i know. HP has to look at snape being killed wtf is he going to do something ohno there is blood all over the wall wtf is happening please save him HP save him you are such a good person at heart HP ohmy i wouldnt be able to do that at all. Snape is being pretty cute right now tbh dont dieeee i dont want people to die anymore wtf is happening and why does this keep happening. Harry stay strong and hermione too please everybody hears this now not anymore or ohmy thats not fucking true you are such a loser worst thing is its not a scream it is actually more powerful its is a whisper and how much more powerful is a whisper compared to a scream? Thats so true think about it if you will. Now everybody will be mad at harry i know it is true huh wait she was dead right. NOOOO WHY fredddd nooo fuck that shit and whyyyy luyping i said i didnt want to lose anyone anymore ohmy fuck dont you know how to listen you stupid fuck. Is this dumbledores office i think so i wish i was a witch you know how awesome that wouldve been? Aww who is the cute girl and the stupid girl and the cute little snape. Ohmy so first lily was severuss friend maybe they were lovers even thats so mean tho of James to take that advantage. Ohmyyyyy James is actually so mean tho ohmy and even dumbledore is mean is harry snapes kid or what i didnt quite get it. nope nope nope snape is the best person ever ohmyyyy i hope he lives ohmy fuck we all thought wrong all secrets are revealed. Ohmy fuckkk how is this possible snape is so cute noooo he must die in order to ohno snape loved lily so much so so sos o feeaking much thats so mean dumbledore ohmy fuck snape cares HE IS THE ONE THAT SHOWS HIM THE SWORD OHMY FUCK OR IT WAS LILY. HE MUST BE KILLED BY V. what is this movie ohmy fuck im screaming and crying and ohmy fuck i love you HP. Please live in the end but do kill V. Ron is so less handsome compared to hermione and harry NO OFFENSE AND FUCK ALL THESE MOVIES WHY WHY. Hes is ready to die ohmy fuck what is this shit. Oooh that is the stone that wil bring back to life isnt it so he is going to live int the end isnt it hes gonna live right just swallow the stone for me boy do it. I love sirius black more than who is remuss son? DONT DROP IT YOU FOOL AAAH WHY DID YOU DO IT NOW UGH WHY WHY. Watch it he is coming tho. LET HAGRID LIVE OKAY. THE FINAL SHOW. 40 min. Left. The sound is crazy what is he dead the spell was used on him now it was avada kadavra it is one of the three unforgivable spells. AW cute little ugly voldemort with a huge head. So he kills off his own horkroxe thats stupid right where are his glasses tho i like him more with his glasses on hes cuter like that. Im really relaxed i know that he will live, barely, but live. Were snape and lily meant to be i want to know come on now. I wnat to read the books and read what it all is about bevause i believe i missed half of it. HE LIVED THE FUCK OUT OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SPELL HE SAID DEAD WELL HE IS NOT YOU meanER hey that is the sorting hat thats nice. HELP WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU HARRY JUST WAIT FOR IT. hagrid looks quite happy tbh not really sad or anything. Why is he carried to the hogwarts castle tho. Harry is dead i dont think so whahhahahahha he will live. Even miss filch will not do such things and draco not either WHAHAHAHHA ITS YOUR OWN FAULT STAY DRACO NOOO DONT GO PLS. Nooooooooooo i had trust in you you fucker. NEVILLE TOO. No. No.nononononono. thats not going to what i dont remember what i was writing what are you going to say neville go boy yeah you go tell him pls. FRED WHY DID YOU DIE WHY TF. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HIS FACE OHMY THIS IS GREAT I LOVE IT> THEYRE WEAK now yeah you run pls. Coward the malfoys arent they always have been stupid persons. Harry do you see them now is he right around the corner. GREEN is the evil colour wait they just swapped plaves how tho okay great anyways. You go hermione throw some rocks at him. Yeah neville wake up grab the sword and just go. Wait a moment why could they get into the vault with imperior because anyone could have done it like that and millions of things could’ve been stolen right lol. But wowowowoowowowoowowo you go weasley mother yass. Wowow courage to jump like that hold on to him tho harry or youll die honey. Wutttttttttttttrt have they formed into one for a sec wt is harry still the samen ow IF THE SNAKE is killed harry might live through this drave is YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NEVILLEEE I LOVE YOU SLAYYY BOY NOW YOURE WEAK HOW DOES IT FEEL voldemort isnt going to win this time. The wand always belonged to harry never to dumbledore ohmy that is genious there he goees he is officially dead right now he didnt even live for so long he couldve lived longer as a normal human being to be honest. HEY LUNA I LIKE YOU. HEY HARRY AND GINNY LIKE YOU TOO. THEYRE SMILING AGAIN NOW ALREADY hey hagrid sweetie. Now he is the only person to live after the avada spell isnt he. Hey herron shipname hermione and ron hahahhahahhah. Its a big mess tho. Okay so via draco it was harrys yay dont throw it out pls. Or break it WOW YOU STUPID HAHAHHAH WHY THO. I guess it will only bring problems but yeah it is kinda hasty to do such a thing isnt it. so he just defeated the darkest wizard ever and only has a bleeding nose wtf hahahha how does he do it tho. WHAT A BEAUTFUL END oh lets see 19 yrs later. LONdon AWIE CUTE BOYS whose childeren will that be. HARRIES AND GINNIES OHMY SO CUTEEE HAHAHHAHA OHMY IM REALLY HAPPY LOL EVEN DRACO IS THERE. He has a ferret that is boring why not an owl. Ohmyyyyyyy herron have kids toooooo yaysyysysy im gonna cry theyre so cute. A#IEIWIIWIWIASDF@#PR UFJ SDK FJ SKDLFSDFKNDFLAKSDJFASJDFOIJAWLKSJDFIJSDLFKJSKDFJK. HES SO CUTE AS A DAD I WONDER WHAT HE DOES FOR A JOB> for a living more lolololol ohmy its so cute tho. 19 years later they havent aged a day lolololol.