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im printing a fic to read while in school and this is ,,,,,,,,,, THE CHAPTERS WONT LINE UP
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ventismacchiato · 4 years ago
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genshin boys as your modern bf
VENTI EDITION / x gender!neutral reader
a/n: cant sleep so i’m writing this :] takes place in college hehe i’ll try writing some of the other characters as well, send an ask if you have someone specific in mind
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i can see him majoring in music production since he loves writing songs and such, but i can also see him being a music teacher? since we know he’s a good at teaching i think that would be a profession he’d be into
let’s say your studying to become a teacher as well, which is how you met :]
first off, how’d you guys meet ehehe
initially you sat next to him since you didn’t recognize anyone in that class, and you really liked his braids and went yeah this mf seems chill
which you later found out to not be true
venti hated studying, and was practically zoned out the entire class but you saw him scribbling in his notebook so you assumed he was taking notes??
but when your professor dismissed you guys, he tapped your shoulder and asked if you had the notes
you just went ?_? cus wasn’t he taking notes
“i thought you took notes?” and you pointed to his notebook and he was just like “i was writing lyrics and got distracted~,”
you let him take pictures of your notes and parted ways after that, but from then on he just sat next to you
if you made it to class first he’d seek you out and ask for notes every class, it just became a habit for you to slide your notebook after class and let him take pics, though sometimes it took him a bit longer then usual and you were late to your next class
you didn’t mind though, since it meant you got to miss mathematics (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
it slipped out though when you guys were talking while the professor left in the middle of class for something and venti just went O_o
he felt guilty he was making you late to class and gave you his number instead, so you could just text the notes instead
acquire cute boy’s number: ✓
after that he became one of your first friends at college, so he just latched himself onto you
since he hated studying, you took it upon yourself to force him to so he could pass and move on to the next class with you
you’d drag him to the library and make sure he copied down the notes and he’d hook his foot around yours under the table just for fun
you started to realize you liked him when he showed you lyrics he wrote about you and your heart kinda stopped like omg he thinks about me
you didn't wanna drag out and wait to confess, but you knew you'd explode if you didn't do it soon
and since you're a shy little shit <33 during one of your study sessions you wrote down a cliche 'i like you, do you like me back?' and added two check boxes and slid it over
took him a second to notice it, but when he did he quirked an eyebrow and scribbled something down before sliding it back and hiding behind his notebook
he drew a little heart in the yes box along with, 'wanna go on a date?'
the rest of the study session was you trying to get him to come out from behind his notebook
now for dating headcanons
venti LOVED making you playlists, like love love loved
and when you made him one? his heart swelled
he had one of songs that reminded him of you and songs he think you'd like, and you guys had a shared one cus ur both sappy bitches like that
he did use the lyrics he wrote about you in a song for his class and played it for you on your one year anniversary
may or may not have made you cry
his love language is probably physical touch and receiving gifts, he likes hugging you and swinging your hands while you walk across campus
and by gifts it could be literally anything
like you once you picked a flower on a walk and handed it him like, "color blue reminds me of you,"
pretends blue flowers are common
and he'd just go trdyfugihojpk and probably keep it in a scrapbook he’d gift to you later cus he's in love
during class he would scribble little drawings on your notes when you weren’t looking, so when you opened them up to study later you had a cute surprise waiting for you
sometimes venti sang at local night bars for fun, so you’d cheer him on in the crowd and he’d do that cheesy thing where he’d point to you in the crowd as he sang
speaking of bars..
he often snuck alcohol into his dorm so he and his friends could get drunk, and he always invited you so you had to be the responsible friend
drunk venti was just regular venti amplified..he was more clingy then usual and would try and flirt with you
he was really bad with his money, so you often had to stop him from spending it too often
“venti you don’t need a mini fridge-,”
“i can hide wine in it!!”
overall he was really sweet and cheeky with you
sometimes he’d lean in for a kiss only to turn and kiss your cheek and you’d glare at him, only for him to giggle and beg for a kiss later
(an after college headcanon: working at the same school)
you guys would be known as the school’s it couple, but it took a while for your students to notice
one day venti just walked into your classroom, blew you a kiss, and walked right out
ಠ_ಠ from then on it was pretty obvious
overall he’d be the cutest boyfriend <3
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a/n: thanks for reading !! sorry for the long wait in uploading hehe, i’ll try to upload some other characters next, i’m just such a simp for venti my badkdkf
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esteliensmainblog · 6 years ago
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childhood embarrassing moments and other questionnaires
25. What was the one embarrassing moment in your school life that you won’t forget ?
I’ll probably forget all of these eventually, and I’m sure I’ve forgotten tons already, but I do have some stories.
Like that time the lights weren’t working in the girls’ restroom and all we had (pre- cell phones) was my toy unicorn whose pink forehead gem was a button you could push and it would light up and she’d say things like, “You’re my best friend. I’ll take you anywhere.”  But you couldn’t really use the horse and do your business at the same time, so we had to work together.  It sucked. (Side note: I want to figure out what that horse was called... message me if you know?)
One time in middle school, I had an issue with my shorts.  I was always careful to stay within the dress code, but one day, a male teacher took me aside during class and told me that my shorts were showing “something we don’t want to see.”  I still don’t know what it was.
Once in elementary school, we had a substitute teacher who was seriously ancient and incapable of doing her job.  Apparently my bathroom stall door hadn’t locked properly, because she walked in on me.
I got my first period in fourth grade.  Thick stretch pants in the worst shade of purple.  I still can’t stand that color.  We had handbell practice that day.  It was horrifying.
In high school, I was still working on the whole “don’t just say whatever you’re thinking” thing.  The guy behind me put his feet up on the sides of my desk.  I asked him to put them down, because they smelled terrible.  He left the room, ticked off, and the teacher had a talk with me.  I wasn’t the type to accidentally be mean to someone, so I was kind of mortified and had to run and apologize.  Besides that, I was new at the school (compared to most of the class), so I hadn’t really been accepted yet.
At the same school, I once drew a picture of one of the older students, just to practice drawing, and because I had a photo to work from because my dad took pictures at the school play.  I went to tell her I’d drawn a picture of her, and she gave me this look of disgust and said something that made it sound like she thought it was super creepy and gross that I’d do that.  It was an ”I’m just gonna melt into the floor now bye" moment.
Majoring in a foreign language means making some embarrassing mistakes.  The worst of mine was in this class where we had to write a really serious essay.  I don’t know what the prompt was, but most of us wrote about hugely important and serious things we were going through (like one girl wrote about her far-too-much-older boyfriend).  Usually, if someone made a funny mistake, a different professor would just point it out in writing or quietly, but this teacher wasn’t afraid to embarrass students in front of the class.  My dictionary fail was, in this case, too problematic to even say in front of the class (and I was the prof’s TA so she was less savage with me), so she called me into her office.  What I meant to say was that someone (a respected mentor) kept saying he/she would do something, but then would never follow through.  The verb I found for “follow through” meant in a sexual way.
On a much lighter note, in early elementary school, the mean girls started a rumor that they’d seen me kissing my crush under the desks.
But more embarrassingly, to get back at one of those bullies (not for that specific incident), I once prank called her late at night.  Again, nobody had cell phones at the time, so it was the landline.  I didn’t know about *69.  Her mom called back.
One time in middle school, I got my period and wasn’t prepared, so two girls went with me to the office to ask for a pad.  (They weren’t friends of mine, and had been jerks to me and my friends for years.  I’m guessing they tagged along because they were curious or amused?)  The lady working there was gigantic.  She gave me what is, to this day, the largest pad I have ever seen in my life. We’re talking the length and width of at least four normal pads combined.  And those girls walked all the way back to the restroom with me where I had to try to put it on.
50 questions you’ve never been asked tag
1. What’s your favorite candle scent? Cinnamon, but it has to be the artificial cinnamon smell and it has to be strong.  I want candles that smell like Red Hots or those pinecones they put in the entrance of Michael’s and Giant Eagle every Christmas.
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? None of them.
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? None of them. 
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married? Rather not think about it.
5. Do you know a hoarder? Unfortunately.
6. Can you do a split? Nope.
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? Idk, some normal age.
8. How many oceans have you swam in? One
9. How many countries have you been to? One besides where I’m from
10. Is anyone in your family in the army? Yes
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one? That’s a secret
12. What would you name your son if you had one? “
13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test? Probably F.  Mostly got A’s but who knows.
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? There were so many.  As Told By Ginger stands out, though.  And basically every cartoon.
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? Sure.
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? Harry Potter, and I’m working on the Hunger Games.
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? I’m fine with how I talk.  British is weird and neat too.
18. Did your mother go to college? Nope
19. Are your grandparents still married? Only one alive
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons? No
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? Not a clue.  Never heard of dat boi.
22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to? The person who wrote this quiz must be ten.  I can’t remember these things.
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? Already fluent in French.  Would like to learn basically any other language.  Japanese or Korean would be cool.  I’m also a fan of made-up languages.  I really like Trigedasleng from The 100, since it’s like a fun creole of English.
24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray? Both.  Yup.
25. Is your father bald? No
26. Do you know triplets? No
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? Never seen either
28. Have you ever had Indian food? Weirdly, only stuff I’ve cooked, so it doesn’t count.
29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant? It’s this Japanese place that’s soooo good.
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? I aint never heard a’ no olives in the .. gardens.. Yes.  Obviously, yes.
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)? No.  Paying to shop is dumb.
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? Dunno
33. If you have a nickname, what is it? Anyone reading this either already knows or doesn’t need to know
34. Who’s your favorite person in the world? I’m lucky enough to have a few.  Two best friends, two nephews, a big family..
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? Suburbs
36. Can you whistle? No
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight? No
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning? Yes
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily? Yes
40. What medical conditions do you have? Dude
41. How many times have you been to the hospital? Umm.  Once to be born, probably once when I broke my arm, once a few days after a bike accident..  That might be all.
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? Seriously, you are ten.
43. Where do you buy your jeans? Thrift stores
44. What’s the last compliment you got? It was from an online quiz. I’m in extreme summer introvert mode.
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Yes. Thanks, meds.
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy? Plain black is good, but I grew up on apricot tea (black with a slight apricot flavor), so that’s always been my favorite.  They’d put it in my sippy cup.
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? I don’t want to move, let alone go count my shoes.
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice? Christianity
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real? Idk, I don’t remember ever believing he was real?
50. Why do you have a youtube? What does this sentence mean?
Some random questions :P
1. What’s your height ? Short
2. Which season is your favorite ? Spring and fall
3. Writing, art or chatting ? All of the above
4. Pokemon, long live, Digimon, YoKai watch, Barbie, Doraemon ? That second one is a song, though, right?  Whatever.  Digimon and Pokemon, in that order.
5. Burgers or pizza ? Pizza, unless the burgers have roasted onions and peppers, in which case, burgers.
6. What’s your sexual orientation ?
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7. If you could change 3 things in the world, what could they be ? Everybody everywhere would get free health care, somehow the racists etc. learn and we all treat each other like we’re on the same team, everybody everywhere has the opportunity to make enough money to live on.
8. Any fictional character that you will love to cosplay ? It might be fun to dress as Asuna?  But because of the creepy stuff in the second part of the show, I’m not going to do that.
9. Do you sleep with any stuff toy by your side ? No
10. Do you live alone ?
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11. Describe the surroundings around your home.
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12. What will be your dream profession ? Getting to come up with ideas and not having to follow through with making them happen - somebody else does that part.  Also playing video games most of the time.
13. Which vegetable you HATE the most ? I don’t hate any veggie I’ve tried.
14. Which vegetable you LOVE the most ? Idk, lots of them are good.  Recently learned how to roast sweet potatoes and woah.
15. Ever eaten bitter gourd ? No
16. Strawberries or blackberries ? Strawberries
17. Number of friends on tumblr. Three, off the top of my head.. idk
18. What’s is the one thing that you want to change in yourself ? I need to figure out how to keep up with dishes, and generally have better motivation.  My variety of depression keeps the motivation preeeetty low, even with meds.
19. Ever went underwaters ? Dude
20. Mom or dad ? With whom you’re much bonded to ? You just forgot how to speak English, but okay.  Dad.
21. Number and age of siblings ? One sister.  Very older.
22. Ever met any actor or actress in real ? No, but I heard Billy Boyd sing at an orchestra or something.  Freaking amazing.
23. Who you want to meet NOW ? It’s after midnight, so. nah.
24. What are your casual wears ? My sister got me this incredible dress-like thing that might be technically a swimsuit coverup.  It’s cute and sleeveless and has a hood and it’s so comfy.
25. (moved to top)
26. Are you curious about certain anons ? Huh?
27. What’s the one thing that you’ll always regret for ? Probably some of my purchases.  Nothing big, but I just look at things and think, if I hadn’t bought that, I could have spent the money on video games or food.
28. When you’re excited, which word you speak out mostly ? Idk? “Oh my gosh”?
29. Had crush on any of your friends in school life? Is he/she still your crush ? Not really and no
30. Do you celebrate Halloween ? Which costume did you wore last time ? I don’t “celebrate” what it’s about, but dressing up in costumes is super fun.  The last couple Halloweens I haven’t dressed up, but I know I’ve been Lucille Ball and Anna (from Frozen) a few times.
31. What’s your lucky number and lucky color ? ? I like purple.
32. What never bores you ? Technically, nothing.  But I love video games and dinosaurs and languages.
33. What you hate the most ? I’m suuuuper sensitive, so lots of sensory things like sounds and flashing lights and when people bump into me and bad smells.  Also washing dishes.  Because it’s way too sensory and all the feels are unpleasant (bad smells, dirty hands, unexpected loud noises, the stress of feeling like I can’t keep up, etc.).
34. Do you believe in ghosts and spirits ? Want to meet one ? No
35. What’s a common name that you’re often called from ? From?
36. In your eyes, who’s the most popular blog irrespective of the number of followers it has ? I probably don’t follow them.  The more popular ones I follow are Dan and Phil, Seth Everman, shower thoughts...
37. Do you know languages other than English ? French, and teeny bits of Japanese, Elvish, and Trigedasleng.  Ge smak daun, gyon op nodotaim.
38. What’s the thing you’ll always cherish ? The mems Also the memes
39. Describe your personality in 5 words. Definitely too tired for this
40. Your Myers Briggs personality type ? INFP
41. Introverted, ambiverted or extroverted ? Very introverted in all situations
42. Are you left-handed, ambidextrous or right-handed ? Right
43. Do you use alarm clock to wake yourself up ? Phone
44. Read newspapers, magazines ? Not really
45. Ask any question… Why?
~ This or that
🌹 - loyal / 💔 - heartbreaker 🎉 - social / 💤 - antisocial 🍎-feminine / 🍏-masculine / 🍐-androgynous ⭐️ - night owl / 🐦 - early bird (permanently exhausted pigeon) 🐶 - dog person / 🐱 - cat person 😎 - sunny days / 💧- rainy days ✨ - stargazing / ☁️ - butt watching (CLOUD TO BUTT CHROME EXTENSION DOES IT AGAIN!) 🍉 - healthy food / 🍔 - comfort food 🎨 - artistic / ✏️ - logical ❤️ - affectionate / 💛 - reserved
rules: the questions deliberately come in pairs. instead of me answering all the questions, I want you to pick a pair, answer one of the questions and I’ll answer the other. (Yes, I don’t care.)
1A Are you going through a personal struggle right now? Nothing big.  It’s mostly family stuff right now. 1B Do you have someone in your life you can share your struggles with? Yes!
2A Who are you? Parasauro1ophus 2B Who do you want to be? Parasaurolophus (it was taken, but now it’s not, but tumblr won’t let me have it.)
3A What do you want to do before you die? Help people 3B What if you found out you were going to die tomorrow? I’d try to get things in order to make things as easy as possible for the people who will have to deal with my possessions. Then I’d spend the day with friends and family and not tell them, but make sure they knew how special they were.
4A What do you spend too much time doing? Video games 4B What is a new habit you want to form? Exercise
5A What is one question you would ask a fortuneteller? Is it free? 5B What do you wish you knew more about? Most things
6A What does success mean to you? Helping people and not hurting people 6B what is your next great adventure? Who knows.  Probably a new job and apartment and town.
7A What is your biggest fear? I don’t like the dark much.  Also afraid of bears and someone breaking in.   7B Where do you find peace? .... Video games.  No, seriously.  I know it’s escapism.  But take this week for example.  I was at my parents’ house for a lot of days.  I was constantly busy, between cooking for them, helping get rid of stuff, trying to keep my mom a little more emotionally stable, visiting family, visiting friends, etc.  I didn’t get any alone time.  I’m seriously introverted and am now very accustomed to living alone.  So being there, I got to the point where I just had my head down on the kitchen table and wouldn’t say or do anything.  I got home and accidentally slept til noon (which I never do), then spent three full days immersed in video games, Netflix, and YouTube.  I just have to recharge sometimes.
8A Describe a turning point in your life Halfway through my first year of teaching, I finally acknowledged that I was struggling with depression, and I told a few people I trusted.  Got to a doctor and started the process of finding meds and a therapist.  I’m doing so much better now than I had been since early high school.  It didn’t happen all at once, but that road to - I don’t want to say recovery, but at least being able to kind of function - was so worth it. 8B What are you looking forward to? Tomorrow, since it’s Saturday and I don’t have to be anywhere.  Maybe the grocery store if anything.  Maybe I’ll paint.  Or put the carpet back down.
9A What do you think about when you wake up? What I dreamed about and how crappy I feel and whether I can possibly keep sleeping a while longer. 9B Where would you like to wake up tomorrow? Here.
10A What object would you save if your house was on fire? Phone so I could call 911.  Maybe my very few belongings that are worth something, if I had time. 10B What would make you happy right now? Another ice cream sandwich would be nice.  It would also be a bad idea.
11A What are your priorities at the moment? Helping parents get rid of things.  Otherwise, serious resting before I have to get ready for the next school year. 11B What age do you wish you could permanently be? 25-26 was pretty nice.  I feel like I’ve started aging now.
12A What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home? France 12B What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of? Not much, since “most people” is hard to define.  But some of my favorites are pretty specific?  Like I play the ukulele, which is so mainstream, but I specifically play the baritone, which most people don’t know about.  It’s less trendy, the tuning is different from all other ukes, and it’s the biggest kind.  I love it.  I guess Runescape also counts as something most people haven’t heard of, since it’s pretty specific to people close to my age and is really old now (but still thriving!).  Fly For Fun was an all-time favorite video game too, from back in high school.  The official game (an MMORPG) is pretty dead now, and even when it was still big, nobody I knew had heard of it.
13A What songs have you completely memorized? Happy Birthday? Not many. 13B What pets did you have while you were growing up? A fish, then a dog.
14A What is a relationship deal breaker for you? There are so many.  The red flag I always say to look for first is how he treats waiters, his mom, and elderly people. 14B Would you ever take back someone who cheated? why/why not? 99% of the time, no, but situations can be complicated.
15A What was the best phase of your life? Adulthood.  20 was the most significant milestone for me.  Turning 13 or 16 or 18 or 21 didn’t matter much.  Not being a teen was the best. 15B What was the worst phase of your life? All the teenage years
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