#(i keep forgetting that everyone voted for jonny and doi to have pirate voices 😭)

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Seawitch Dio: *sigh* "Or I could just give you all legs so you can walk on land!"

The mers: "UGH! EWWW! DISGUSTING!"

Mer Vanilla: "I am able to slither, sire. I have no use of those...unsightly appendages."

Seawitch Dio: Yargh! I'm just tryna help ye, laddies.

Jonaclam: Aye, wouldn't mind if ye gave me them "unsightly appendages"

Seawitch Dio: NOT A CHANCE IN THE SEVEN SEAS!