#(insert DMC joke here)

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Leon Kennedy saying the dumbest one liner possible while having his 2192nd bad day in a row

[gilver-showing-up-archive]

(Insert funny 21/blackjack joke here)

2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, and 26 (My question is just say something about them you want to say)

For whichever character/characters your want

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So 26 it is!

I'll just say that I think while all of the characters in DMC are extremely underrated in terms of writing, Vergil is the undisputed best. Granted, he does seem to be the favorite child of Itsuno-san, but the fact that he retroactively inadvertently set up the events of practically every game in the series and even some parts of the novels means that his presence is felt even in stories he isn't in, which is fantastic decision for such a fan favorite, so I can't even fault him for it. He's sorta like Toji from JJK in that the majority of his impact pre DMC 5 is posthumous. Then 5 and Visions of V came out and he gets to have 2 character arcs at the same time, while also giving Nero his next one and helping to finish Dante's. He's somehow the perfect mixture of a walking plot device and a genuine character.

[apollosanctum]

i still have dq8 screenshots :D

i’m just proud of this cinematic shot

he sipp

guys who eat like they’re in a fight

fun with the in-game editor

GODDESS GIVE ME EASIER BATTLES

also insert another straight edgeworth joke here 

i called him that earlier but now that i’ve finished the game he’s more comparable to dante dmc (marcello is vergil)

BRO YOU WERE LIKE 7

the party listening to this:  🧍‍♀️ 🧍‍♀️ 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️

the real dragon quest was getting medea out of the arranged marriage

i cannot seem to be able to use the caption feature anymore so you get more visible comments wahoo

[derryderrydown]

Stitched with DMC threads on 20-count black aida. 1) DMC doesn’t have enough shades of grey. (Insert your own fifty shades joke here.) 2) OH DEAR GOD MY EYES I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FOCUS AGAIN.

[Image description: cross-stitch picture of Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death]

[fenartoftheserotonin]

Baul Headcanons!

Next up is grumpy older bro proto-vergil, Baul!

Baul is not the greatest at expressing emotions, mainly because of his normal mood is just grumpy and anger

So Modeus translates Baul’s meanings since he is the more empathetic twin.

When they were younger, Baul would fist-fight any demon that insulted Modeus.*

Baul specializes in combat that gears more for strength and brute force. Essentially, he is a tank.

He will not understand any slang that was not used in the medieval ages

Jokes will fly over his head

Baul will bite into ice cream like it wasn’t a cold desert. Only happens when Modeus and/or Patty gives him a strawberry sundae

Baul is the most likely to curse

Patty started a swear jar for when Baul [or Dante] curses while she’s over at the office

Baul chose his human disguise because he does not want to be seen, which doesn’t work because of his outfit. Those pauldrons are’t hiding you.

Baul isn’t very talkative around people that do not know him. He will only respond when he is spoken to.

He might go on a rant or two about Sparda bc reasons

When Baul gets angry, He gets very angry

Enough to where he’ll punch down a tree.

He may not show it or express it well, Baul genuinely cares about Modeus.

Baul will guard outside the changing room when Modeus wants to try on new clothes and such.

Baul is aroace, he prefers platonic connections over anything else. He doesn’t get that sex is not just for procreation but he doesn’t complain. He is not sex aversed but it will only be with someone whom he’s had a strong connection with. He’s just not interested in relationships of any kind aside from platonic relationships

Baul does not like many sweet things but he will eat sundaes because Modeus likes them.

He may have learned how to bake while no one was in the office.

Baul does not really like hugs but he will let Modeus hug him. Anyone else, HISSSSSSSSSSS

Unfortunately, he cannot say no to Patty. 

After the events of the anime, Baul sort of mellowed out about wanting Sparda’s soul from Dante but he expects a duel or two from Dante every now and then,

Baul is ambidextrous 

Once Baul learned of Vergil’s existence and what he did during the events of DMC 3, he flipped a table. No explanation, he just flipped a table

Baul hates being called Milkman. 100% will throw hands with Dante every time he’s called that.

Insert property damage here

Baul likes to drink coffee

Baul gets confused about the concept of “comfy/relaxing time” but tries it anyway.

He’d personally liked to train when there isn’t anything important needed to be done but he’ll try it because Modeus, Dante and others do it often.

He won’t admit it but he likes wearing sweatshirts and sweatpants

Related to the previous hc: Baul doesn't know how to relax. After years of fighting in the Underworld and now living in the human realm, he had a harder time sitting still and was constantly on edge in early years in the human realm. Later on, he still can't sit still but he can let himself 'relax' to some extent.

Credit to one of my frens on discord: Baul has better control over his anger because he uses it more in battle

Baul hates the smell of citrus fruits, specifically oranges.

He will make a cringe face

He calls s’mores marshmallow sandwiches 

[danyaselmar]

Nero

Gonna finish it one day..maybe.

[luvleekaotix-imagines]

Answering some general asks! Thank you for the love and support <3

Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

are u comfy writing fics with a trans reader in them?? nothing like this was in ur rules so i wanted to ask before requesting

Hello darling! This is a really good question. The short answer is that I am okay with writing for a trans reader, but it really depends on the actual request. By that I mean if it’s focussing heavily on issues that I haven’t experienced or know much about, it can be really hard for me to write something that feels genuine which is something I like to do. I never want to make light of serious topics or offend or insult anyone by writing something I clearly have no business writing.

I hope this kind of answers your question and I’m totally up for discussing it if you wanna hit up my chat <3

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Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

Connor is actually hurting me with his cuteness ;-; Send help

Connor glances at KC who is has her head on the desk, unmoving. “She may already be dead and unable to help.” He smiles pleasantly.

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Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

okay as long as I'm spamming your inbox (sorry about that btw) I just gotta say, Detroit is the first game to fuckin. romantically frustrate in a long ass time. I don't want to fuck the robots, I just wanna hold their hands and tell them it'll be okay. I'd rather just be a robofucker gdi HELP -detroit anon

Its the worst feeling and SAME. I don’t know if you’ve noticed how affected I am by the feels that suddenly hit me in the fucking face, but good god. Also I’ve always been a robofucker sooooooooooooooooooo  I DUNNO WHAT TO TELL YOU. WELCOME TO THE CLUB OR SOMETHING.

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malina4ka said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

OH GOSH. THANK YOU, THATS AMAZING!! ♥

I’m glad you liked the fluff darling!! <3 I hope it was cosy enough <3

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Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

I was just scrolling through the DBH tag to find someone who shares the same amount of love that I have for a precious smol bean that needs to be protected aka Connor and let me tell you that you are a blessing! AH I LOVE YOU

I LOV EYOU TOO! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPING BY TO SEND THIS AMAZING MESSAGE AND SHARE THE CONNOR LOVE. I’ve seen that some people are mad that people love Connor so much? I’m not exactly sure why, but I mean, I love Markus and Kara too, but we can have our own faves, I dunno. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

I'm in between fandoms right now so I came to read your Devil May Cry writings because that's what I do when I'm in between lol And I come here and see Connor, and... well, I always joked that once androids of that level were a thing I was going to fall in love with one, so I guess this is just natural progression. Kudos to you for being the unwitting matchmaker 😂😂😂

OMG thank you for coming back to ready my DMC stuff!! I do hope the rumor about DMCV is TRUE. I need more DMC in my life, there is never enough. I will always love my devil boissss <3 Also androids will become the bane of everyone’s existence, especially if they’re CUTE and FRIEND-SHAPED like Connor. Hahahahah

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Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

I gotta say, your characterisation of Connor feels super spot on :0 Absolutely love your fics! 

O M F G thank you SO MUCH that’s such a huge compliment. Characterisation is something I always try to get right because how else can I make my reader inserts feel genuine. Like, I want it to feel like the character adores you, so I need to write how they would show affection for you, and for that to happen I have to get the character right. Ya dig? ANYWAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR POSITIVE FEEDBACK. ITS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!!! !!!!!! !! <3

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Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

more connor please thank u for existing 

Ohh thank YOU for existing. I love you so much, thank you for sending in this ask. I will write more Connor fo SHO.

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panicnowandrun said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

That Connor imagine was so cute!!! Would you be willing to do a part 2? Like where Connor deviates for her or something? Idk there just isn't a lot out there for him yet and you did so well! (Sorry if this is weird, it's 3am and I can't sleep lol)

I’ll definitely write more Connor stuff and I shall see if I can figure out something for your request, although I think most of my fics will be based on Connor already being a deviant or coming to terms with it or something. Maybe I’ll figure something out for when he’s still instruction-bound. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[magical-gull]

Okay so shitty day aside I’ve been suddenly inspired by @presidentnerd 's idea of ‘what if tuxedo mask actually was some kinda phantom’ to wax about and explain away some things about the Dark Kingdom and the Deadmoon Circus, which may or may not be added to the pile of unnecessarily complex headcanon tpically-created-in-ten-minutes-on-the-fly I already got. If you give no shits about the nature of monsters or Queens and just are wondering what the above means skip to the bottom. Everyone waxes poetic about senshi and their alternate selves, and while this doesn't contradict any of that, it'll be simpler and separate from that because it's gonna specifically apply to the folks... I guess we'll call em 'Earthlings' or whatever. The ones associated with the Golden Kingdom, so that includes Endymion, Beryl, the Foursome, and Nehelenia (who I retooled as a hybrid), and some other goons I probably forgot. So let's invoke Tolkein-style a bit and say plot relevant, magic-inclined GK/Elysium/Atlantis/etc folk operate on a kind of elf-style dual existence. You exist in the normal Physical realm and another Spiritual one at the same time, which confers certain abilities like being sensitive to the supernatural, things that ONLY exist on the other side, 'psychic' phenomena, etc. versus regular folks. Particularly in the manga, youma and humans are compared heavily, so let's say a youma is what you get when a creature with a Spirit but without a proper Body starts kicking around by whatever means (insert Kingdom Hearts joke here). So Hot-Springs-Ghost-In-That-Anime-Filler-Episode (really any ghost or vampire in general) is a "naturally" occurring youma. The ones made by infecting a physical thing are 'artificial' ones. This also explains why it takes senshi to fight them. They can destroy them on 'both' sides, or conversely, heal the 'corrupted' side and leave the other side in tact. For my own headcanon, this is how people who don't know what Sailor Senshi are, but have heard of Guardians, think Guardians are: powerful people who can tap into the Spiritual side without unbalancing their Bodies and turning into monsters... which opens the possibility that someone COULD turn into one with enough time or lack of discipline, hence yet another reason the GK folk might be nervous about Sailor Senshi. It also explains one of my favorite subtypes, the Rainbow Crystal style youma, monster sides of suddenly Unbalanced people who are... unpredictable but perhaps not necessarily evil if they weren't being cajoled by villains. But still wild and uncontrolled; think your Epic ‘’heroes’’ who get drunk and punch bears and feats of strength. While I like this for my unnamed long-dead ancient Eath Guardian type, not the kinda thing you want in a civilized society. Speaking of ghosts, while it's a gruesome thought let's assume Nehelenia and Beryl's supply of monsters are in fact the particularly vengeful ghosts of their *own courts* given some physical shape by whatever ectoplasmic technobabble they got lying around. NT is pretty fond of the homunculus concept of monsters ghosts poured into meat vessels; we actually see Jedite fuck with an altar filled with clay dust in SMC and pull a youma out of it, and Doc Tomoe's entire diamon egg theme, so this may not even be that metaphorical. This also explains why youma are in limited supply; while I see the Shittenou and Beryl having variant skill with making them, individual ghosts with enough malice or hate to want revenge on the Moon Kingdom but are ALSO loyal enough to Beryl to allow themselves to be controlled might be rare. This can even explain some weird variants in other adaptations; PGSM youma summoned without sufficient energy or prep time can be mindless drones barely worth a distraction. Meanwhile the infamous Tethys from Classic seemed to be Beryl's personal servant and a couple youma seem to directly report to Beryl or her Second only (who coincidently tend to be the most human-looking and -acting ones). And yes, I'm implying the Shittenou themselves might have been reanimated in the same way (ie., something between a regular human and a filled-out youma) but perhaps as a bit more solid given their selves seem to be shrinkwrapped in rocks which, as we learn with starseeds later, seems to make souls extra sturdy. *They'd* certainly have contempt for the Moon Kingdom to spare and make the process easy. Nehelenia is a different story, with her ongoing theme of her own minions liking or respecting her even less than most villains. So let's say she knows or learned the process of making monsters from Beryl did, but they don't have the strong negative or positive attachment Classic youma do. My own retool that her grubbing for power accidently leading to her small kingdom's destruction is actually the lesser of evils; in some canons she literally devours their life-force after becoming obsessed with being young.  SO Queen N's monsters come in a different flavor: extreme personalities and obsessions rather than being explicitly hateful, difficult to control or take orders, etc. Unpredictable, althought that can be an asset. In the manga, Nehelenia-Zirconia outright of acknowledges having a shitshow and tells her minion squad the sailor senshi pretty much could wipe the floor with them in a straight fight, so the DMC crew tend to use illusion traps and similar. Nehelenia lacks the apparently physical Metallia-mojo-juice Beryl had, but she has a lot of mirror magic illusion crap. These illusion scenarios the senshi fall into 'feel 'magicky as hell to the viewer, so let's say this is a strong Spiritual side to make up for their kind of weak Body side. This even fits the theme of when the senshi inevitably get the upper hand; the Trio are reduced to animals easily dispatched and the Quartet, away from all their bells and whistle, are tiny people. Skipped ahead? here we are.

Keet the fuck does this have to do with Tuxedo Mask. So I like the theory one of Mamoru's big issues with... lots of senshi-relevant stuff is they've never made peace with Endymion and their exploits in the past. Endmyion is the senshi self, but Tuxedo Mask is a compromise. A way to be helpful or whatever without invoking that guilt. A form that to have weird unsenshi-like powers. Someone who can move or appear like a ghost conveniently. Someone with a weird connection to the supernatural despite being untrained and not even transformed. In short, "Tuxedo Mask" is, in broad terms, a third option, youma-like form Mams and Endmyion temporarily piggyback on. This even explains a few unusal quirks among various (conflicting, admittedly) versions of the character: 1. Classic's first Opening has that infamous mysterious TM-looking phantom that's never explained. I've seen fan theories that it was foreshadowing of Tux being a villain that never panned out (though would ironically mirror Ace in the Sailor V manga). But with this theory, let's say it's what "Tuxedo Mask" might be/become if ENdmyion and/or Mams' lost mutual control and became a 'pure' youma. Floaty and creepy.

2. Mams having blackouts/lost-time running around as TM without knowing? Doesn't happen to any of the "proper" senshi when they awaken. DOES coincidently happen like clockwork to VOTD humans transformed into 'monsters' in the anime.

3. Luna and co's general suspicion of the character might be some instinctual sense of the youma side.

4. The DK's really high interest in them even before learning Mams' origin.

5. Anime!TM's abilities take an inexplicable dive right around the time they've invoking Endymion directly a few times, as if the two powers are incompatable. In PGSM, simply turning evil doesn't negate senshi powers (Ami) but being turned into a youma (Usagi) seems to.

6. Tuxedo Mask gives Mams an especially exposed side to the Spirit side of things, and youma are easily influenced by outside forces. Hence they’re even more sensitive to supernatural stuff that you’d expect.

7. The Moonlight Knight could be explained with this theory, as a version of the same youma. Seperated from Mams they can’t act physically but separated from Endymion they lack the negative feelings and emotions of all that angst that tends to turn a youma ‘evil’. The lack of a evil/DK presence means what it feels most strongly is the sailor senshi, so its a positive being.  Noticeably, Mams never transforms into Tuxedo mask while MK is running around on its own. Because they’re broadly MK and TM the same ‘creature’.In effect, Tuxedo Mask REALLY IS more like a different person than Mams, maybe more than they can adequately explain to the others.