you ever think about how the first time the tabris family saw tabris fight, like truly fight, it was protecting them? from tearing though the arl of denerim's castle to cutting down tevinter slavers to fighting off the darkspawn horde itself
using all that "martial training" and "swordplay and knives" and "whatever else your mother trained you in" to keep their family safe and dsfkds oiughhug hh ighh
you haven’t posted in 6 minutes im shaking what do i do
(my bad if this sounds serious or creepy!!! not my intent!!!)
lmaoaooa do you think gillion ever flinched when jay moved too fast in the first few days after the block. he knows she wont hurt him and he knows she didnt even want to hurt him but he just cant stop thinking of the time when he failed. he failed to keep chip and jay safe. and theyre moving forward and theyre all going to be the best damn pirates youve ever seen but sometimes he still feels a sting in his chest lmao lmao lmao
i swear to god Cioccolata is the kind of person to have changed his own genitals by himself at least 7 times and do it masterfully every single time
he's unironically an amazing fucking surgeon, other than the whole "you'll probably die a horrible death if you're his patient" thingy. he's legitimately so unbelievably skilled eek-
sidenote, this man is SO not cis
you don't just use the feminine version of a name for the most delicious thing to lick and suck on (while dressing like an absolute cunt) without being at least a bit enby
art challenge (slash design challenge ig): draw your blorbo as a deep rock galactic employee.
what's their build, what's their beard, what's their class? what does their pickaxe look like? make up new weapons if you can be bothered, or use existing ones if they work.
you can do this with any character but blorbos are fun to adapt
Man with a camera approaches his partner's back saying, "meowmeowmeowmeow" as he holds scissors open around a piece of hair. She's playing something on her phone and seems distracted.
As he stops she demands, "what are you doing?" It's very sharp, tone as one would say to a mischievous pet. She does not turn around.
"Nothing" he replies in an extremely unconvincing manner.
"Nathan-" she starts, a warning
"Meow!" He sounds a bit smug, satisfied, a 'haha take that, you can't stop me'
Cut to the two of them in the bathroom. She has the camera now, he has his hands clasped at the hem of his hoodie.
She's looking at the phone pointed at the bathroom camera, "what did we learn today?"
He's looking down, "don't cut the hair if you have too much to spare," it's the tone of a lesson learned the hard way and said by a just barely contrite schoolboy.
She looks over to him, "show them" it's a playful tone, but has aunderlying thread of command.
He starts shaking his head as she speaks, "I don't wanna-"
She turns fully, "show them." It is no longer an ask.
He whines as he pulls up his shirt and hoodie. The camera zooms in to show there is a very distinct uppercase 'A' that has been shaved onto his stomach. Once fully revealed to the camera he whines and says, "it's an A for Anna"