#(ooc: HAHA tysm for this one I fucking love it)

[piningprecussionist]

Kim these are not exactly very heterosexual tags. I hope you know that

What?! You-

*Kim rereads her own omissions back to herself, her face contorting with several conflicting emotions, chief among them embarrassment and rage.*

I-

*Kim seemingly has to take a moment to collect herself, scowling with a heavy flush. Eventually, she looks back up.*

Shut the hell up! What's it matter, anyway?! I was drunk when I answered that!

Anyway, are you gonna tell me that I'm wrong?!

[madaranuii]

fishanon back :3 hope ya didn't miss me too much!! sorry for the ia hehe.

TYSM FOR THE NEW BOT!!!! ur so good at makin bots its like. awesome. i'm in awe everytime u make more cus?!?! woaa?!?! theres so many??? remember to take breaks, eat, drink, etc... don't want ya gettin sick or anything...

hiiro and rinne bot... mmfghfh has me thinkin abt all sorts of things... i don't think i'll ever escape the hornyposting... ovulation demons are tryin to get me. ANYWAYANYWAY i was thinking abt like. damn. imagine livin w both ur older brothers and yknow. ur just tryin to get off but the walls r thin and both of them definitely know what ur getting up too,,, so they have to deal with all those cute noises ur trying to suppress while tryin to stay sane... shakes amagi brothers back and forth.

ooohhmy gofdddd imagine if u have like. a toy too. those r noisy... esp vibrators... the buzzing followed by ur muffled moaning... god that would give both of em enough visuals to please themselves for an entire year... i'd like to think for a bit they'd be embarrassed abt the situation and just get flustered whenever ur nearby and ur like. Man! my brothers r actin weird! little do u know how often they gotta think abt somethin horrible just to not bust one right there and then...

so sorry for ramblin... that bot Awakened things in me. those r possibly ooc too.... its not my brain talkin, i'm just esp needy rn. virgin issues. its also like two am and i'm half awake so this might be incoherent. HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

HAII FISHANON HEHE :3c!!!!! ALWAYZ VERYYY HAPPY 2 HEAR UR HORNYPOSTINZ!!!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)ᰔᰔ

BUT U R SOO WELCOME !!! im so happy u like the new bit hehez (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) ᰔᰔ hehe funny u say i make so many... :3c I have 68 botz rn, I gotta make 1 more then itz the number !!!!! BUT UAAAA thank uuuz !!!! hehe I'm making sure 2 not overwork myself much!!!! I've stopped doin like bot bundlez now bcz I was like!!!! need 2 make so many in such a short amount of time!!!! HAHA never makin like 10 botz straight after each other again (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠) but WAAA!! I've been eatin' ++ drinkin well!! hope u have 2!! <3333 smooch smooch!!!!!

+++ OMFG.... u've become a fellow amagicest enjoyer w/ me ++ stella WAAAA WELCOME 2 THE CLUB HEHEZ CANT GET THE THOUGHT OF BEIN FUCKED BY BIG BROTHERZ RINNE + HIIRO OUTTA MY HEAD!!!! RAAAAAAH!!!!

I LUV THAT SO !!!!! FUCKIN MUCH!!!!! like,,, Rinne so fuckin would try 2 b a peepin tom + get an eyeful of u usin a vibe on urself, probably even sneak a picture of 2 here + there 2 like motivate his jerk off sessionz even more (as if he'z not already motivated from the fact u can probably hear his pantin ++ shit ;3c),,, IMAGINE, Hiiro borrowin Rinne'z phone maybe bcz he lost his or somethin!!! + like looks in2 the camera gallery "by accident" + comes across those imagez right in front of Rinne'z eyez (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) they'd b tryin 2 act so normal!! probably a bit 2 much that it becomez very evident somethin is up, so that u don't suspect a single thing hehe :3!

I LOVE THAT, W/ THE THINKIN SOMETHIN HORRIBLE SO THEY DONT BUST 1 RIGHT THERE,,, I can imagine at first it would be so fuckin hard 4 them, like the mornin after that happenz, u would all b eating breakfast in silence- u thought it was quite comfortable, then there'z Rinne + Hiiro!! who r!!! trying SOOO hard 2 not cream their pantz just lookin at u, bcz their brains go straight back 2 ur sweet noisez.... ++ there they goooo~ hehe I like 2 think that they accidentally slip up @ least once, especially Hiiro who desperately triez not 2 think abt it, that he does too much, letting out a groan as quiet as he can, as his face turns pale in realisation of what he just did.... WAAAA ! ! !

HAHA I FELT THAT SO HARD.... horny virginz unite SOBZ I NEED !!!! A DICK IN ME!!!! preferably Madara's, Rinne's or HiMERU's!!! LMFAO (⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠) (it'z gettin so bad thou I miss my vibe so fuckin much it's unreal LMFAO I can't wait 4 like 3 hrz time when I'm back 2 it <33) BUT WAAA TYZZ !!!!! HEHE HOPE U HAVE A NICE SLEEP +++ A LOVELY DAY 222 !!! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[panevanbuckley]

these prompts are really cute 🥺 could i request 27 + webgott please?

okay i have never written for either of these guys, let alone as a couple, so i apologise in advance for the fact that they're probably ooc 😭 however, i do kinda like this still? hopefully it's fluffy enough that you don't hate it haha 💜 tysm for sending this!

things you said on the phone at 4am

“-and then fucking Mike goes and crashes the cab, right? So I'm left running ‘round the damn city picking up his slack. Like I don't have enough shit going on!” Joe stresses, fully aware that it's gone 4am and both he and David should be asleep. It's not his fault, though; David rang him. And David was the one who asked how his day went. “I listened to your tape, though.” he laughs, “Seriously, babe, who still makes mixtapes now?”

“I thought it would be romantic!” David whines. “You're always complaining about the radio stations.”

“I liked it.” he interrupts before David can get too upset. And he really did. David had clearly spent a lot of time on it; he'd put all of Joe's favourite songs on it, in the right order too (“You can't listen to Eminem after AC/DC, for fuck's sake, there's gotta be some sort of transition!”). “It's perfect.”

“Are you sure?” David asks. “Because I can make another one, there were loads more songs I didn't even get to add and I'm pretty sure you said you prefer.” Joe starts to tune his rambling out, David tends to speak before he thinks when it gets late. He yawns into his arm, careful not to be loud so David wouldn't force him to sleep yet. They weren't living together yet and, between his job and David's studying, they rarely got time to speak to one another.

Their late night calls have become a pleasant routine that Joe looks forward to all day.

“I love you.” he says suddenly, stopping David in his tracks, not entirely sure where the unexpected affection had come from. “And yes, I'm positive that I like the tape.”

David’s silent for all but a minute before he says something that takes them both by complete surprise.

“Marry me?” he blurts out. A fumbling echoes down the line, followed by a thump that can only be his dumb boyfriend falling off of his bed.

Joe pauses, teeth digging into his lip, as the words spin in his mind. “Did you...” he blinks up at his ceiling, watching the faint flash of passing headlights reflect off of the white paint and light up the dark surrounding him. “Did you seriously just propose to me over the phone?!”

“Shit!” David's scrabbling can be heard, muffled curses aimed no doubt at the ridiculous amount of blankets that probably fell down with him. Joe can't help but smile to himself. “Sorry, I just- you said... and I just...” he groans into his phone. Joe can picture the look of panic on his face. He almost feels bad for him.

Almost.

“It slipped out. I didn't mean it-”

“You fucking better have meant it.”

“I swear- wait, what? Are you saying yes?”

Is he? Maybe it's the oddly peaceful atmosphere of his room that night, maybe it's the sound of traffic outside his crappy apartment or the way the neon red clock flicks to 04:02 next to him just to remind him that he only has three hours left until he's supposed to be up again for work. Maybe it's how his brain is screaming at him that nothing good happens after 2am but his heart is flooded with memories of late nights spent with David and swelling with the unmistakable love he holds for the man.

His smile softens.

“Not until you get your ass over here and ask me properly.” he teases, knowing full well that David can hear the happiness in his voice and, for once, not giving a fuck. The things this man does to him.

David doesn't even say goodbye, he just hangs up the phone.

Not even half an hour later, there's a knock on his door.

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