#(someone please ask me about them im vibrating)/hj

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Imagine God!Scara who fell from the heavens right onto your little farm. Finding him grumbling about his mother and divine rights, you believe he hit his head too hard. Offering him a place to stay while he heals and having to indulge his "fantasies" to minimize his threats to smite you. Of course, even once he's healed, he can't be indebted to a mortal, so you teach him how to feed the animals and till the soil. You wonder at a certain point how long he feels he needs to repay you, but never bring it up. It's nice having company that can actually talk, even if it's mostly nonsense and insults.