#*ky3

[colormush]

[st4rb3rries]

summer activities with the main 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (aged up 18+)

summary; going to the water park/gas station with them

warnings; cussing, mention of drugs

a/n; sorry for being inactive!! i love you guys hope you enjoy<3

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

so i feel like you guys would go to the water park because it's so hot. kyle is the one who suggested it because cartman can't stfu. "what the fuck it's so hot" "then how about we go to the water park tubby" "DON'T CALL ME TUBBY YOU STUPID J- that's actually not a bad idea" "shiii im down it's hot as fuck" "fr" "but not as hot as hot as me😘" "who said you were hot in the first place🤨" so all of you guys walked back to your houses and to go get ready. we all know kyle is the mom friend so he brings extra towels, sunscreen, and floaties and puts it in a suitcase. once you all meet up you guys just decided to walk there. "god kyle did you not get the memo were going to the waterpark not the airport🙄" "WELL CARTMAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOURSELVES YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN BRING A SINGLE TOWEL" "thanks for bringing us stuff mom ilysm🥰" "yeah yeah whatever let's just start walking" when you guys get there for some reason kenny and cartman BROUGHT A WHOLE ASS SPEAKER??? *random song playing on speaker* "AW DUDE WTH YOUR EMBARRISING US" "BITCHHH TURN THAT SHIT DOWNN😭" *kyle grabs the speaker and throws it into an "empty" pool* (rip to the kid who was in the pool) "come on stan and y/n lets go swim, but first we gotta put on sunscreen" "bro think's he's the main character💀" "im gonna fucking kill him" "bro thinks he's the villain 💀" your guys favorite thing to do at the waterpark is the slides for sure. or should i say it's you and kenny's favorite thing to do. "WOOHOOO WATER SLIDES Y/N LET'S GO" "YYASSS" "god they're so childish, real men make kids fall of slides" "CARTMAN NO-" so after you and kenny were finished with all the slides. you decided to invite stan because he hasn't done anything being the emo bitch he is🙄. "come on stan lets go next" "no" "yes" "no" he's only saying no because he's afraid he's gonna barf on you since. you guys have to hold each other tight on the slide. (it's in the rules😉) bro is not tryna get caught lacking with having a crush on you. yeah you guessed he finally said yes to you. "ARE YOU READDY STAN HOLD ON TIGHT" "oh god" *not even 5 seconds later* "BLEGHHHHH-" "EW DUDE SICK WTF" bro doesn't even say sorry cause he's too embarrassed. good thing kyle only saw you guys. cartman and kenny would've been laughing their asses off💀. "looks like someone threw a love bomb on you guys *wink*" "shut it kyle" anyways good thing kyle had his big ass suitcase prepared with towels and extra bathing suits. at the end of the day kenny is flirting with the life guards and cartman is torturing kids. but you, stan, and kyle always look foreword to the sunset each day and luckily. the water park has a perfect view for that so you guys were excited. (you guys got kicked out before the sunset)

after getting escorted out the water park you decide to go your local gas station for slushies and snacks. "you guys you guys w-wait up" "come on cartman walk faster" "CAN'T YOU SEE IM TRYING STAN WE JUST CAME FROM THE WATER PARK" "yeah like 2 mintues ago" "LAST ONE WHO GETS THERE HAS TO PAY FOR ALL OUR STUFF" all of you guys start zooming just to piss off cartman. "GODAMMIT WAIT UP" when you guys finally arrive (yes you guys waited for cartman) the cashier always has a look of terror on his face because he knows that you guys. might end up buying the whole store, or accidently set it on fire. "LOOK Y/N SOUR CANDY OUR FAVORITE" "BY THE WHOLE ROW RN" "oh no no no you guys we aren't doing this again." he's only saying this because one time you and kyle ate so much sour candy that you guys passed out. when stan saw you guys he thought y'all did c0k3 because there was white powder everywhere. in reality it was sour dust💀. so he's still traumatized from sour candy because he thought his best bud and future gf died. "stan relax we won't even eat this much this time, right kyle?" "righttt" meanwhile kenny and cartman are fucking up the slushie machine. "kenny i'll give you $5 if you pour slushie into your shoes" "alr bet"*puts slushie in shoes* "BAHAHA KENNY YK I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU $5 FOR THAT" "ik that's why im gonna drink it nothing ain't going to waste😈" "look kenny real men drink out of the slushie machine not their shoes🤓" "you guys are you ready to go🙄" "nah hold up dude lemme get my razzberry slush real quick" as stan tries to get his slush the machine literally explodes everywhere😭. "AH SHIT" "HAHA STAN YOU DUMB BITCH" "ah hell nah smurf nut exploded everywhere" "HAHAH SMURF NUT" "fuck it i say we make a run for it and never come back we can't this shit in time" "at this point yeah😭" "and you guys know damn well none of us brought cash" "NO WAY KYLE BEING A MAN FOR ONCE AND TRYNA STEAL WOAHHH😮" "SHUT IT F@T@SS THEY'RE GONNA HEAR US" "LETS GO THE CASHIER IS SLEEPING" "HELL YEAH FREE STUFF" "PURR LET'S GO😜" you guys ran out with all your snacks and never came back😭. but we all know kyle is gonna come back and repay for the damages and stealing. until he see's photos of himself and you guys on the door saying your banned. "oh fuck"

[sowhatifiliveinfukuoka]

安位 薫

[tittyinfinity]

FUCK my brother left before I could ask him if he knew who drew suspect sasuke

[a113cowgirl]

This is the news station/team from the town where

I went to college-

This was a scripted comedy sketch! I believe it was for April fools a few years back.

Hilarious as hell, but definitely not real😂

[globlenewslk22]

Extreme weather expected Saturday gets rarely used ‘high risk’ designation

ATLANTA (AP) — A dynamic storm system threatening to spawn powerful tornadoes and hail as big as baseballs has earned a relatively rare designation from forecasters: A “high risk” day of severe weather.

SEE MORE...

[updateusanews]

Brutal wind ravages Texas and Oklahoma, flipping big rigs, fueling wildfires and blowing dust

Injuries have been reported as powerful winds tore through the Southern Plains on Friday, sparking wildfires, dust storms and power outages. Some gusts have approached 100 mph.

Click here to learn more.

[usaupdatenewsblog]

Brutal wind ravages Texas and Oklahoma, flipping big rigs, fueling wildfires and blowing dust

Injuries have been reported as powerful winds tore through the Southern Plains on Friday, sparking wildfires, dust storms and power outages. Some gusts have approached 100 mph.

Click here to learn more.

[hauntedbirdfox]

Brutal wind ravages Texas and Oklahoma, flipping big rigs, fueling wildfires and blowing dust

Injuries have been reported as powerful winds tore through the Southern Plains on Friday, sparking wildfires, dust storms and power outages. Some gusts have approached 100 mph.

Click here to learn more.

[gladiatorcunt]

- 🌪️❤️‍🔥 𝐌𝐔𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐃𝐒 | NAVI.

“ain’t that how life works? you lose members of your family, you add some more, then you gotta do it all again before church the next morning.”

𝓒𝓦: gentle dead dove (more implied vibes and based around a willing reader), tyler x afab!reader x boone, pregnancy & childbirth, age gap (reader is early 20’s, b + t are in the late 20’s early-ish 30’s range respectively lmao), major character injury but no death, kate and reader friendship (no cheating allegations in MY fic series, she isn’t interested in being with anybody), dr. pepper addiction, canon typical perilous situations and action, most likely inaccurate tornado science (KY3 main source /hj), arkansas (mainly NWA) elements, southern!reader, tattooed & pierced!reader, implied plus size, bisexual, & neurodivergent!reader, 18+ MDNI (only a few are mainly smut focused though, the rest not as much), only one part (the finale) takes place in the main movie timeline, one deeply unserious reference to top gun:maverick, HEAVY swearing, christianity mentions & drug/alcohol abuse mentions (mainly backstory related), low key self insert like these are my f/os

𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍:

i. the iron cowboy

ii. if you’re a bird, i’m a bird

iii. touchdown on tornado alley prequel sequel interlude

iv. something borrowed, something blue

v. (ghost) riders in the sky (darker au version)

[colormush]

[st4rb3rries]

welcome to my blog guys!!

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☾ about me: hii my name is kylie, kye for short:3 i love soup, music, and south park! i speak both spanish and english. also here's my spotify i'll follow you back!!

request rules:

✧ i currently only write for south park

✧ i'll only do your req if it's a fem reader!!

✧ if i don't do your req don't get mad!! i probably just couldn't think of anything

✧plz plz req hc's they're so fun to write!!

[fanzines]

'Disclosure' is an exhibition that brings together zines made by communities impacted by norms about mind-bodies and the medicalisation of difference, divergence or deviance, including Mad, Neurodivergent, Queer, Kink and Crip zines. Click here for more info. It's open from 23rd - 27th October, 2024 @ Glisk Gallery in Burntisland... Address: Glisk Gallery 13 - 115 High St Burntisland (across the water from Edinburgh) KY3 9AA Scotland United Kingdom

[jasper-hehim]

The bus driver had a heart attack at the wheel

He's dead. Probably. I was at a club so I didn't ride the bus home but KY3 was fuckin' there, so yeah. I'm shooketh. What the hell is happening.

Edit: He's fine. Jus a rumor

[postsofbabel]

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