#*sees anything with glitter* omg noah

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Noah Czerny would love this pen

[aew-kun-age-regression]

always going to encourage malia headcanons!! she’s literal babyyyy

Hiii!! This was all the motivation I needed to write these 😂

I really hope these make sense and somewhat fit Malia's character as I wasn't actually introduced to her character before Netflix took Teen Wolf off of Netflix :(

(I might have gotten a little carried away here but I had loads of thoughts sooo 🤷)

Regressor Malia Tate/Hale Headcannons

She doesn't have a set age range that she regresses to. She missed 8 years of her childhood so I really just see her regression being different day to day.

Her regression started off fully involuntary!!! Her friends became her family and so as she felt safe she ended up regressing for the first time! (I want to write this idea)

I think the first time she regressed she was with most of the pack at a movie night or something chill like that. She had no idea what was going on but the others put the pieces together!!!

Omg she loves to bite and chew things!!! Someone has to buy her (and keep on them) chewalry for her because she will forget to bring hers! And trust me she needs it!

^ Jumpers, teddies, her fingers, random items she finds (rocks ect)

^ she has to be monitored if she's ever playing with smaller toys because she will put it in her mouth. 😂

She benefits from having a list of rules. I think it would help her figure out whats acceptable and what maybe isn't? (Such as trying to eat dirt and bugs..)

Peter, Derek and Lydia are normally the ones who look after her. (Noah has watched over her tho on more than one occasion! Especially if Stiles is regressed with her!)

Lydia takes her shopping to get 'kid' clothes, toys anything she could possibly want!!!

^ Peter always tries to come on these shopping trips to bond with Malia!!!

Once Lydia ended up regressed whilst shopping with Malia and that's when the two girls decided that maybe Peter coming with wasn't such a bad idea (he ended up supervising them 😂)

Peter learns to braid her hair!!! (Mainly to stop her from eating it but still he learns)

^ He's extremely good at this 😂😂😂

She loves cartoons!! Anything bright and colourful works!! Peppa pig, bluey, blues clues? Literally anything!!! 😂

Wooden toys >>>

Her, Lydia and Stiles watch Disney films together (+Isaac sometimes joins!!!)

Her and Scott love racing each other!!! (If Malia's too young to walk let alone run then someone will automatically have to have her in on their back and they shall have to run with her on their back instead)

Scott always goes easy on Malia when playing games (Even when he himself is regressed.)

Drawing!!! Give her crayons and watch her!! (She loves them and she has so much fun! If you take your eyes of her she will most definitely draw on the walls :/)

I feel like because she likes chewing and biting pacis are hard to keep in decent condition.

She loves the plastic sippy cups (so she doesn't chew the rubber?)

PLEASE SOMEONE PAINT HER FACE!! She would love face painting and glitter tattoos!!! <33

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Relationship status: chroically single because the idea of committment makes me physically sick Favorite color: really dark green Lipstick or chapstick: both! i wear matte lipstick so i need chapstick if i dont want my lips to be dry as fuck Last song I listened to: hozier - take me to church because i need drama while i do my hair Last movie I watched: the house bunny which im currently watching for the first time ever and omg it’s amazing and i love it Top three TV shows: wow that’s like asking me to choose which of my my hundreds of childreni love most but okay, rosewood, one day at a time, scorpion Top three characters: sirius black, nina zenik, ronan lynch (yes i may have somewhat of a type so sue me) Top three ships: yikes this is actually impossible but noah/blue my precious glitter babies, kinej because those children deserve something good and pure and those books have R U I N E D me and my serious rarepair of arya/oberyn and yes i judge myself too but hell ive read worst. Books I’m currently reading: amazingly im not actually readng anything atm? i cant decide what to start next so im in book limbo

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