#- Whatever the fuck happened between the ages of 14 - 16 as the hardest years of my life.

[anothermonikan]

Y'know I come across like, self-deprecating stuff in my archive and I think about deleting it and I'm deciding against it because it's kind of a reminder of how far I've come y'know? From the 13 year old who didn't think she'd make it to 16, to the 15 year old who got so depressed they didn't think they'd make it to 16, to the 16 year old who thought he wouldn't make it until 18, to me now, 19, being excited at the prospect of being 20! Hey Andy!!! Things got better like people said they would!! Isn't that so cool?? You found your name, your friends, what you want to do, what you enjoy doing, you want to live more than anything now. You're doing your best and I know it's hard that no one seems to recognise it but you're gonna make it through no matter how bleak it all seems!! You're doing good, and you're going to do better. I do not miss being you.

[ffamranxii]

Sailor Stars thoughts:

1. The anime does its absolute best to make the Starlights unlikable. Taiki is a fucking asshole (he won’t even give a dying girl, who he explicitly was taken to visit, an autograph, and tells a bunch of children that their grandfather’s theory about souls becoming stars is dead wrong), Seiya is a Nice Guy who hits on Usagi constantly despite being told multiple times she has a boyfriend, and Yaten is a mildly sarcastic cardboard cutout. I know the manga doesn’t expand on them much but the anime is supposed to help make these people real. Counterexample is Chibi-Chibi, who hardly speaks in the manga and relies on her cuteness alone to be likable. They gave her a very cute voice because it was literally all they had to work with, given how often Chibi-Chibi actually appears

2. The dub cast for the Starlights is frankly awful. As civilians, Taiki alternates between a woman trying too hard to make her voice deep and having a bad cold, Seiya sounds like a prepubescent boy, and Yaten sounds like a woman (which they’re not, as civilians); as Starlights their voices are VERY high pitched, especially Yaten’s. Their sub voices just sound like woman talking a bit deeply and then normal women.

3. Why the FUCK did Toei think literally changing sex was less controversial than crossdressing? The Starlights are women and have always been women. Plus, them being male civilians in the anime creates a paradox, because if they’re men with sailor crystals who can become senshi, why can’t Mamoru - who is confirmed multiple times throughout the series as carrying the earth’s star seed and thus being Sailor Earth - do the same? Naoko said Mamoru can’t be a sailor senshi because he’s a man, but the Starlights don’t abide by this rule, they change their fucking biological sex

4. Why is absolutely no one concerned that Chibi-Chibi, a THREE YEAR OLD, just goes off on her own and has her own little adventures? She wanders into some strange old man’s house and they’re all “oh that’s just Chibi-Chibi,” and no one is worried that a literal stranger invites a three year old into his house where he gives her toys and candy? The 90s were WILD, man

5. Why does Chibi-Chibi, again who is THREE YEARS OLD, have a thigh gap?

6. This one’s on Naoko because it’s like this in the manga, but the anime is supposed to expand on the universe so I blame them too: Why does literally nobody question Chibi-Chibi’s motives? Some strange pink haired child who fucking falls out of the sky one day up and brainwashes Usagi’s mom into thinking she’s her second daughter, and nobody bats an eye at this? That’s sus as fuck and literally the only question anyone has is “is she your kid or Chibiusa’s?” She doesn’t even have a NAME, “chibi” is just a random word she says!

7. I am DIGGING the mobster feel of the Animamates’ civilian forms. Especially Iron Mouse and Tin Nyanko, who clearly launder money through a shady car dealership.

8. The Starlights’ only redeeming qualities are their snazzy entrance music and Seiya’s red suit

9. Why is Aluminum Siren the only Animamate who understands that a senshi has a pure star seeds? Like, y’all killed the senshi of your home planets to take their star seeds so YOU could be senshi (which is presumably why Galaxia wants more seeds, to make more Animamates with them), shouldn’t you know that?

10. Aluminum Siren/Lead Crow are trying their damn hardest to give Harumichi a run for their money in the quest to become the Best Space Lesbians.

11. So the Moon Kingdom fosters loyalty through child soldiers. I’m assuming Queen Serenity has her own senshi in the form of our senshi’s mothers, etc. (Which begs the question of if the Asteroid Senshi are supposed to be the future kids of our senshi or if they too are child soldiers from the asteroids they’re named after.) Kinmoku seems to foster loyalty by having the Kakyuu’s senshi fall in unrequited love with her. (In the manga it’s stated Kakyuu has a husband who died when their planet was destroyed.) I mean, whatever works, right?

12. I LOVE Tin Nyanko’s dub voice. She’s only around Usagi’s age and she sounds it

13. The dub actress for Lead Crow seems like she’s half assing it. Her voice doesn’t raise properly when she yells, she never sounds really angry, and it’s just so odd. I find a lot of dub voices do this, while the original Japanese VAs will scream their lungs out into the mic

14. On the reverse, Galaxia’s voice actress is a badass. She’s supposed to have a deep menacing voice but I like the one they gave her in the dub. She’s quiet, and sounds almost kind, and that’s a fucking TERRIFYING sort of villain we don’t see a lot of. Even when she’s pissed she doesn’t raise her voice.

15. Why are Lead Crow and Tim Nyanko the same height? Lead Crow is like 5’10 and Tin Nyanko is 4’11 like Sailor Moon

16. As an aside, Tin Nyanko and Lead Crow don’t like each other, which reminds me of the cats vs crows trash can showdown in Haikyuu lol

17. Haruka’s hate boner for Seiya gives me life

18. FINALLY someone calls the Starlights out on being assholes but it’s only after Makoto sees them harassing a THREE YEAR OLD (Chibi-Chibi). Literally everyone BUT Usagi thinks they’re assholes. “They sing such beautiful songs!” Bro. You can sing pretty and still be a fucking dick.

19. Lead Crow goes after Sailor Moon only after reading Siren’s notebook. Ditzy SIREN is the smartest Animamate, lord help them

20. Kakyuu’s dub voice is SO GOOD. She’s my favorite minor character, I’m still bitter they didn’t show Sailor Kakyuu

21. Seiya’s crush on Usagi was so awkwardly shoehorned in. I hate it. Jesus fucking Christ Usagi is sobbing in the goddamn rain about how much she misses Mamoru and Seiya is STILL coming onto her.

22. It is literally so fucking funny to me that Mamoru spends all of Stars fucking dead. He’s just a perpetual damsel in distress.

23. Rei literally lectures Usagi about leading Seiya on and how “you need to do the right thing and tell him you already have someone,” AS IF USAGI HASN’T BEEN DOING THAT AT EVERY AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITY. THE FIRST TIME THEY MET SHE SAID SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND, SHE’S TOLD SEIYA OVER AND OVER THAT SHE ISN’T INTERESTED IN HIM, THAT SHE’S GOT A BOYFRIEND, THAT SHE LOVES HER BOYFRIEND. The fucking MISOGYNY here, like it’s Usagi leading Seiya on instead of Seiya being a fucking Nice Guy who can’t take no for a goddamn answer. Shut the fuck up, Rei.

24. Pretty sure under Kakyuu’s headdress is a pair of odango

25. The fact that Iron Mouse and Aluminum Siren both die when their bracelets are removed yet Tin Nyanko doesn’t implies that Tin Nyanko was the original Sailor Mau. Mouse and Siren dying implies that forcing senshi powers on a civilian is dangerous and that Galaxia’s bracelets are the only thing keeping them alive (albeit brainwashed). Yet Tin Nyanko seems to revert to “good” when one of her bracelets is destroyed. Galaxia has to intervene and kill her personally. Tin Nyanko may have offered her senshi powers to spare Mau (this applies only in the anime; in the manga she’s explicitly said to have killed Sailor Mau)

26. Oooh Galaxia’s angry voice is so commanding and sexy

27. Don’t gimme that “we love Usagi but we love you Starlights just as much.” No you fucking don’t. The whole death scene in the anime is just so... ugh. Bad.

28. The Outers fighting Galaxia is hilarious. They’re supposed to be stronger than the Inners yet Galaxia never even has to get out of her chair to kick their asses. The writers were trying real hard to make us fear the worst and back the senshi into a corner but literally they’ve made this an impossible battle to win that only becomes winnable due to plot armor.

29. Rewatching Stars and classic after Eternal and Crystal makes me miss the battle damage the fuku took. The new series always has them looking pristine, but in classic they actually get roughed up and battle scarred. It makes it more real.

30. Aww how come Uranus and Neptune got to keep their names when they joined Galaxia? I wanna know what whack ass Animamate name they would’ve gotten. (Also Galaxia literally just sent them out like Pokémon, wtf)

31. I feel like Saturn dying shouldn’t be possible since she’s literally a senshi of death but... whatever, go off I guess.

32. So.... Uranus and Neptune joining Galaxia to try and take her star seed is a cool idea that absolutely did not happen in the manga, and needed more than half an episode of development. Would’ve been a cool plot if it wasn’t so rushed.

33. So much of this season was rushed so they could tie the series up at a beat 200 episodes. If they really didn’t want to go over 200, they should’ve cut the Nehelennia arc (which isn’t in the manga anyway) and and focused on developing the Animamates, this sweet Harumichi betrayal plot, and explaining Chibi-Chibi??? Her existence makes no sense without Sailor Cosmos, and they just... didn’t include her??? Wtf

[eldritchsurveys]

667.

1. If you found a baby turtle on the side of the road, would you pick it up and keep it? >> If I found a baby of any species on the side of the road, I’m not going to pick it up and keep it, I’m going to call the appropriate authorities and let them handle it. The fuck am I doing with a baby anything? 2. Did you and your mum ever have a big fight that caused you to move out? >> --- 3. Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house? >> --- 4. Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better? >> It was all right. At least the Sun was out a bit, and I managed to go out for once. Mostly I’m glad to be back in my bed now, lol. 5. Do you have any plans for the upcoming weekend? >> No.

6. How about you, do you have a bf/gf? >> Hm. 7. Could you date someone very attractive, but who thought they were better than everyone else? >> I don’t date, period, but I also wouldn’t hang out with someone who had a superiority complex. 8. So do you have a best friend? >> No. 9. What would you do if your best friend kissed the last person you kissed? >> --- 10. Do you dislike anyone? >> Not really. There are people I don’t really want to be around, of course, but I can’t think of anyone specific that I’m like “fuck that guy in particular” about except for people that have unapologetically hurt me (in which case it’s less “I dislike you” and more “I don’t even want to acknowledge your existence”). 11. Did you message your best friend today? >> --- 12. Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now? >> I don’t see why not. 13. Do you always feel like you’re making mistakes? >> Yeah, because I have Trauma Brain. But I also know that I don’t make any more mistakes than the average person and most of my mistakes are easily fixed. 14. How do you feel about your hair right now? >> I’m going to need to buzz it again soon. 15. Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it? >> Maybe someone has a tattoo of my name, because my name doesn’t just belong to me. But no one has a tattoo of my name that is actually about me. 16. Who did you last see shirtless? >> A couple of characters on Carnivale (before one of them got hanged with the word “HARLOT” carved into her forehead, of course. this is Carnivale after all). 17. How would you feel if you got the person you liked? >> --- 18. Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months without cheating? >> *sigh* 19. Do you like to make the first move? >> The first move to what? 20. Do you think you will ever be married? >> I am married. 21. Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? >> Sure. 22. Is it possible to be single and happy? >> Duh? 23. Was the first person you talked to today male or female? >> The first person I spoke to was the bartender at Gardella’s, who is female. 24. Do you remember who you liked on New Year’s? >> --- 25. Are you a morning person or a night person? I’m barely a person. <-- mood 26. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? >> Whether I “can” or not is irrelevant because I don’t fucking want to. 27. Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough? >> Sure. 28. Is there anyone who likes you? >> --- 29. If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad? >> --- 30. Do you understand football? >> I understand American football. I don’t know anything about soccer football except the obvious bits. 31. What’s the first thing you heard this morning? >> I don’t know. 32. Who last called you beautiful? >> I don’t know. 33. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? >> No. 34. How many kids do you want when you get older? >> --- 35. Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week? >> Of course not. 36. Ever been called a jerk/bitch? >> Yep. 37. Do you have feelings for anyone? >> Bold of you to assume I have feelings-- 38. If you fell pregnant to the last person you kissed, what would you think? >> Falling while pregnant is dangerous, oof-- 39. What’s your full name? >> *eldritch screeching* 40. Are you young or old? >> Depends on your perspective -- to a child I’m old, to a middle-aged person I’m young, etc. 41. What’s the gender? >> Oh, the gender outside is frightful... 42. How’s your heart been lately? >> You know. Beating and such. 43. Why aren’t you in bed? >> I am, though. 44. Did you do laundry today? >> No. 45. What kind of computer do you have? >> I have an MSI Leopard Pro and a Lenovo Ideapad. 46. Are there always other fish in the sea? >> Not if you overfish. 47. What can your tongue do? >> You know. Lick stuff. Form phonemes. Get chemical burns when I eat too many sour candies in a row. 48. What do you think your mum does when she goes out? >> --- 49. Do chickens have feelings? >> I don’t know anything about chicken neurology/psychology. 50. Do you think the body is the most beautiful thing that was ever made? >> No. 51. So how are you feeling today? >> Neutral. 52. Where is your sister right now? >> --- 53. Name five things you did today? >> Took a bus, drank at a bar, briefly logged into ESO, watched an episode of Carnivale, ate mac n’ cheese with bacon. 54. What kind of phone do you have? >> Moto g6. 55. What are you listening to? >> Nothing. 56. What do you smell like? >> A bit like my roll-on oil and a bit like my whipped shea butter. Mostly just like... clean skin or whatever. 57. What colour are your eyes? >> Dark brown. 58. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? >> No. 59. Do you know someone named Betsy? >> No. 60. What colour is your mum’s hair? >> --- 61. Do you have a dog? Breed? Name? >> No. 62. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? >> I mean, yeah? 63. Are you married? >> Yes. 64. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? >> --- 65. Do you play an instrument? >> No. 66. Do you like fire? >> Sure, fire is nice. In moderation. 67. Are you allergic to anything? >> No. 68. Have you ever been to a spa? >> I’ve been to a nail spa because Sparrow works at one. I’ve also been to the Aveda spa that she did her training in years ago. 69. Do you miss someone? >> No. 70. Views on premarital sex? >> I have no views on it. I really can’t fathom having an opinion on whomst other people fuck and when. 71. What is a noise that you cannot stand? >> Face sounds. Any of them. Eating, breathing, sniffling, lip-licking, eugh. Stay away. (Sometimes I can hear myself blinking and I want to rip my eyelids off. It’s bad.) 72. Do you know how to do a cartwheel? >> Yeah. 73. What is the most you are willing to spend on a pair of sunglasses? >> Not much. 74. Does your mum vacuum early in the morning while you’re asleep? >> --- 75. Do you shower naked? >> Do I look like Tobias Funke to you? 76. Does wearing glasses really make people look smart? >> That’s not my interpretation. People with glasses just look like people with glasses. 77. Are you ADD or ADHD? >> No. 78. Do your band-aids have cartoons on them? >> I FUCKING WISH. I was so mad when I needed band-aids for my feet and none of the ones in the size I needed came in cartoon print. The only ones with fun designs were little baby band-aids. I think as an adult I should be able to buy whatever the fuck kind of band-aids I want, including ones with Stitch on them. Fuck you. 79. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have? >> Probably. 80. In one word, how would you define yourself? >> I wouldn’t. 81. Tell me about a dream you had recently? >> I can’t, I can never remember them anymore. I get vague wispy impressions upon waking, and then even those disappear after a few minutes. I feel disconnected from dream!Mordred and I’m so curious at what it’s been up to. 82. Who’s the funniest drunk person you know? >> --- 83. How did you feel when you woke up? >> Fine, I guess. 84. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? >> I don’t know, probably something related to Sparrow knocking around as she got ready for work, because that’s my first sensory memory upon awakening. 85. Name something great that happened on Friday? >> It’s Thursday, ask me on Saturday. 86. When was the last time you saw your father? >> --- 87. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? >> No. 88. Have you ever been kissed by a person whose name starts with J? >> Yeah. 89. Do you crack your knuckles? >> Yeah. 90. What were you doing twenty minutes ago? >> Probably still this survey, since it’s so long. 91. You’re thinking about someone, aren’t you? >> No. 92. Have you held hands with anyone in the past twenty-four hours? >> No. 93. What would you do if your partner still kept pictures of their ex? >> Nothing? That doesn’t affect me. 94. What if your partner went through your cellphone? >> I wouldn’t be with someone that went through my belongings without my express permission. 95. What if your partner was flirting with another girl/boy? >> I’d be glad for her. I hope she gets whatever she’s looking for from that interaction. 96. Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with? >> --- 97. You want someone/something? >> Not really. 98. Is there really a difference between Coke and Pepsi? >> Yeah, which is why many people have a preference. 99. Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now? >> No. 100. Are there any mistakes with your recent ex you wish you could have changed? >> I’m pretty sure the entire situation in itself was a mistake, and it was changed, by us ending up having no contact with each other. 101. Has anyone ever been with you while you were throwing up? >> I mean, sure. 102. Background on your computer? >> Right now it’s a wallpaper with a scene from the movie Interstellar. (My desktop wallpaper is on a shuffle timer.) 103. Have you cried recently? >> Like, within the last week, probably. 104. Who has hurt you the most? >> I don’t know. 105. Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? >> Sure. 106. What language do you want to learn? >> --- 107. Your ex’s car breaks down and they ask you for a lift. Your response? >> I mean, I don’t drive, dude. Also, we live in wildly different parts of the country. This is just so many layers of implausible. 108. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? >> ---

[noncompliant-fuckery]

Questions? :D

As you wish 😇1.You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? - Soo… round 2 cause I’m need memories in order to say I'm not a virgin anymore lmao2.What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? -Were both just living our lives. 3.If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? -Nah, I just might try it with them honestly. 4.Is your last name longer than six letters? -It's exactly 6 😎5 .Was your last kiss drunk or sober? -Sober. 6.Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? -I'm good at fucking up shit. 7.What does your last received text say? -at this moment, you just sent “I fell asleep😛” 8.How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? -A lot, nobody counts that shit. 9.Where was your last kiss at? -Case High School I think. 10.When was the last time you saw your sister? -the 17th, that night. 11.What do you drink in the morning? -Water. 12.Where did you sleep last night? -In my dorm room. 13.Do you think relationships are hard? -They require a little work here and there but not necessarily a complicated thing to go through. They can be very simple if you allow it. Then again it depends on the circumstances I guess. 14.If you can go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? -Idk now. Maybe small things but the way things have turned out as of right now, I'm alright with it. It obviously wasn't the end of the world. 15.You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? -Nah not really. It ended because it had to and we both had to figure out our own shit. If anything, we’d have a chat about our lives since then, after all he was my best friend back then. I for one would want to debunk some rumors about him being some kind of addict. 16.Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? -Sunny 🌞🌞🌞🌈17.Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? -My middle name is very common; Renee. My mom named me after some woman she admired. But my old roommate Lindsey, me and her had the same middle name. It was weird but it was perfect. Still my favorite roommate ever. 18.Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants? -White/tan shorts actually. 19.Do you think you'll be in a relationship 3 years from now? -That's assuming I can see into the future and I unfortunately can not. My track record so far says no but I'm optimistic nonetheless. 20.Does anyone like you? -Yea 😎21.Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with an S? -No I have not lol22.Is the last person you kissed gay? -Yup🌈23.Is there a person you CANNOT stand? -There have been, but they are irrelevant as of now. Exactly how I like them 😁😈24.Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? -Many of times. I want a armband on my forearm. I want an elephant outline and a turtle maybe on my ankle or maybe shoulder. I also want a back piece but that's gonna hurt like a bitch and I'm not sure of what yet. 25.In the past week have you cried? -Nope. Takes a lot for me to really cry.26.What breed was the last dog you saw? -Don't know breeds like that but it was black and light brown/blonde. It looked just out of its puppy stage. A teenage puppy. It was in the garden below my window with its owner. 27.Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? -A combination of both. Just to not track too much water on the floor. Cause I'm not gonna clean that up if I do. 28.Have you ever kissed a football player? -Nope. 29.Do you think you're old? -eh sometimes. Just adult old tho like I'm not ready for all that adult, you know? 30.Do you like text messaging? -Depends on who I'm texting but yes I prefer it. 31. What type of day are you having?-Chaotic. But it has its moments. 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?-Not seriously. 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?-Warm. 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?-My dad35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?-Relationship 36. Are you a simple or complicated person?-Complicated I think. What do you think? I'm curious 37. What song are you listening to?-Focus by H. E. R. Something I've been thinking about signing at one point actually. 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?-Truly 🙍39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?-Yes, you know too much lol40. What made you start liking the person you like now?-You make me smile. 41. When did you last receive a text message?-2:59pm42. What is wrong with you right now?-Too much homework and my classes stress me out and I wish I had the summer away from school and I want to go away somewhere and I want to go to the beach and to be quite honest I'm sexuality frustrated lol but none of this is real news 😶43. How well do you know the last female you texted?-quite well 😈44. Does anyone disgust you?-eh, not really 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?-Depends on who that someone is. 46. Are you in a good mood right now?-Sort of. I've had my nap today 😇47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?-The chick at the front desk who swiped me into the building. 48. What color shirt are you wearing?-Oh look, I'm actually wearing a shit this time haha it's white and gray and teal with black lobsters and crabs all over lol49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?-I'm in college. Any mentions of homework is something I don't want to hear. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?-Don't think so. 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?-Nope, I've moved on. 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?-Oh yea53. Do you like rain?-Depends on the circumstances but yes. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?-Nope. I'll ask for a sip every once in awhile 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?-Many of times. 56. Do you like to cuddle?-I'd like to cuddle57. Are you shy?-The shyest 58. Do you get along with girls?-Yep59. Have you dated the person you texted last?-Nope60. What do you carry with you at all times?-My wallet with my keys in them and a charger adapter cause not a lot of ppl have the same charger as me. Some meds for dairy consumption. Carmex, and phone. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?-Sure only if I can camp out right in front of the door but let me hear and see some bullshit that's too close to me and I'm fucking out!62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?-Definitely 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?-Nope64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?-Very65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?-I think something did but I can't remember what it was exactly. It'll require me to look back at some stuff but I'm lazy these days lol66. How old are the last three people you kissed?-Same age as me now I guess67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    -Do them myself. I'm not into going to salons and all that shit. I'm very low maintenance. I haven't painted my nails since high school and when I did, it was always black nail polish.68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    -neither but I'll go with leopard print if I must. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    -I have no car. And the cars I use don't have them either. 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    -I was a little bit into Lil Wayne in middle school/high school. 71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?    -Android 😊72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    -It's been such a long time now.. Give me pizza? 73. Do you like diet soda?    -I barely taste the difference so I'd drink whatever is available to me honestly. 74. What color are the walls in your room?    White.. There are plenty of paintings to make up for it tho. Very homey like. 75. Are you 16 or older?    -22 😏76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    -okay here we go.. I used to be all for it because Emily was gay but the whole “who is A?” thing got out of hand. Oh and then the whole “let's kill off Emily's love interest, Maya” thing 💔 And then the “let's not tell the police we're being stalked by a killer because the stalker will tell my mom my dad's a cheater” or shit like that. Or the whole “I'm going to reveal this person as A and they finally get put in jail and then get out of jail cause y'all dumb asses felt remorse for the bitch like yall real shit didn't just get tortured in a fucking life sized ass doll house!” Like really!? And then another A pops up and shit and like if y'all don't stop fucking around and end this shit and get it over with! Idk even know why everybody hate them so much to torture them for years like that, just wild af. I think this shit got more seasons than supernatural lowkey lol. But I think/hope they are on their last round of the show this year so yay for that lolSorry I've got strong feelings towards this show… 77. Do you have a job?    -Yea at this bitch ass cafeteria in my dorm. 78. What are your initials?    -SRW 😇79. Did you ever have braces?    Nope but I know I need them. 80. Are you from the south?    No, north? 81. What does your last status on facebook say?    -”6 more weeks.. ⌚🙇🙏😓” but now I'm down to 5 🙌82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    -Nope. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    - tough question. I think it's equal.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    -gymnastics 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    -Wonder Woman😍 86. Do you smoke?    -nope87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   - flip flops. Fuck heels. 88. Is your phone touch screen?    -who doesn't have a touch screen unless they're old or stuck with a old model until they get theirs fixed or replaced 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    -all natural. No heat has touched my hair in like 2 years now, not even a blow dryer. So very curly /kinky. But I normally wear my hair in braids so yea haha90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?   -don't think so91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    -Pool. But I like waves so lakes are cool too92. Have you ever made out in a car?    -Nope93. …Had sex in a car? -only in my head if that counts lol ... I know it doesn't 😞94. Are you single or in a relationship?   -single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  -Finishing reading this packet on why fluency in asl for a non-native signer is hard if not almost impossible. Which is like a huge fuck you to me wanting fluency. Apparently even after I graduate and become a certified interpreter in like 3 or 4 years I'm still gonna be not near as fluent compared to a native. I may appear so to others but in reality there's so much to this language other than knowing a bunch of signs. So much more. 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?-Last year maybe or two years ago on the 4th of July.   97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  -Its iight.  98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -Can't say that I have sadly. 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?  -My sister made a blanket nest on her bedroom floor for me once and kind of just tossed me in and told me to sleep and I did ? I was very fucked. I didn’t stay sleep though, had to keep getting up to puke. lol100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?-Not anymore, I think I got rid of everyone that annoyed me.

[tiredcommunisstt]

1. Whats the real reason i’m confused right now? 

uhm theres a lot of things that are confusing me like basically what the fuck is going on with my life and why i can’t leave or lose feelings for my abuser who just so happens to be my boyfriend.

2. Do i ever get good morning texts?

lol no

3. If your significant other smoked pot would you care?

it'd honestly be preferable 

4. Do you find it easy to trust others?

absolutely. until they give me reasonable cause not to, in that case, i may never trust them again. 

5. what were you doing at 11pm last night?

falling asleep w my headphones in

6. You're drunk and lost walking down a road, who is with you?

probably @shez-a-goner

7. What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

welp. funny you should ask. theres not much you can do except exist in a permanently soul-shattered state. 

8. are you close with your dad?

no. i don’t know my real dad whatsoever and my adoptive dad and me never talk.

9. I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

yes

10. What are you listening to?

currently, the sound of alex flushing the toilet.

11. You can only drink one liquid for the rest of your life- what is it?

Uhm? what the fuck else would it be? water obviously

12. do you like hickeys?

the idea, yes. i don't like getting them, they kinda hurt.

13. what time do you go to bed?

mainly before midnight. like around 11 ish.

14. is there someone who constantly lets you down?

yes

15. can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

no

16. do you always answer texts?

no

17. Do the hate the person you fell the hardest for? 

its complicated

18. when was the last time you talked to your best friends?

last night

19. is there someone that make you happy everytime you see them? 

yes @shez-a-goner

20. what was the last thought you had before you went to bed last night?

i fucking love xanax

21. is anyone else in the room with you?

my boyfriend

22. do you believe what goes around comes around?

yeah

23. where you happier four months ago than you are now?

nah it was winter dude. i don't fucks with winter.

24. is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

no

25. in the past week have you cried?

yeah

26. what color is the shirt you're wearing?

blue

27. do people ever call you by your last name?

no and they better not i hate that shit.

28. is anyone ignoring you right now?

probably god.

29. do you have a best friend?

yes

30. would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

yes. I've imagined him kissing her a billion trillion times in my head though so its whatever.

31. who was your last call from?

my probation officer

32. are you mad at anyone?

always and forever

33. have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yeah

34. how old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

21 

35. how many more days till your birthday? idk. its on october 29th.

36. do you have summer plans yet?

no

37. do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

yeah

38. are you keeping anything from your best friend now?

no

39. do you have a secret you've never told anyone?

yeah

40. have you ever regretted kissing someone?

yeah

41. do you think age matters in relationships? 

yes and no, if its some predator shit then yes. if you're both other than like 20 and you have a few years between you it doesn't matter at all.

42. are you available?

for what

43. how many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 

one

44. if you had to get a piercing(not ears) what would you get?

nose or belly button

45. do you believe exes can be friends?

depends

46. do you regret anything?

of course. 

47. honestly whats on your mind right now?

everything. I'm overwhelmed with my life right now and i wish i could just run away.

48. did you ever lose a best friend?

yeah

49. was your last kiss a mistake?

not really.

50. why arent you pursuing the person you like?

they're taken 

51. has the person you last kissed ever seen you cry? 

considering the fact that they're primarily the reason i cry, yes

52. do you still talk to the person you last kissed?

duh, i live with them

54. what was the last thing you ate?

the CARS movie shaped mac and cheese

55. where are you going on your next vacation?

hell.

56. do you own anything from other countries?

most likely.

57. are most of your friends girls or guys?

girls

58. where have you lived most of your life?

the state of despair.hahahah uh, michigan

59. when was the last time you took a long drive?

considering the fact that alex fucking just randomly drives around forever and ever, probs recently. 

60. have you ever played spin the bottle?

yeah. at a bonfire and in ninth grade at the end of the year school picnic.

61. have you ever TP’d someones house?

uhm no but i had this huge crush on a girl when i was like 13. and my friends preston, cara, and i snuck out of their house at night and walked over to her house and poured cans of peaches and cream of mushroom soup all over her parents cars because she didn't like me back. #wild

62. who do you text the most?

alex and vickii

63. what was the last movie you saw?

bad santa 2

64. whats preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

HAAAAA. the fact that he cheated on her(with me....even though technically me and him were dating first) AND SHE HATES HIS FUCKING gUts. he broke her fuckin heart i highly doubt she ever wants to see his faggot face ever again.

65. how many bf/gfs did you have in 2010?

none lmao i was like 12.

66. is the last person you kissed younger than you?

HE ACTS IT. (but no)

67. do you curse around your parents?

fuck no.

68. are you happy with where you live?

no

69. pic of myself? 

no

70. are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open ended relationships?

hum if we're fucking dating i better be the only fucking one bitch

71, have you ever been dumped?

no

72. what do you like the most about making out?

I've never really....made out.. with someone. to me its more intimate than like sex itself. and I'm really uncomfortable. i don't know how to kiss. if i ever make out with someone ill probably have to ask them to marry me because to me thats a Big Deal. 

73. have you ever casually made out with someone?

no bitch

74. when you kiss someone for the first time is it you who initiates it?

id rather die than make the first move

75. what part of a person body do you find the most attractive?

eyes. but i also like the underside of peoples wrists,,,like where their veins are. 

76. who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed?

alex

77. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? 

yes. for drugs lol.

78. had sex with someone you didn't know their name?

uhm at the time i knew his name but I've forgotten it so when i go through my body count i just refer to him as john 

79. what makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

i once had a big ass crush on this girl i used to work with at kroger and i always wanted to be her bagger cuz everything she did had me like motherfucking heart eyes lmao. 

80. would you get involved w someone who had a child already?

thats a question i do not know the answer to.

81. has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

no one has ever had a crush on me.

82. do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

literally like everyone EXCEPT for that person. when i have a crush on someone I'm like completely obsessed and wanna shout it from the mountains.

83. do you miss your last sweetie?

i miss Kroger cashier girl lol kinda i haven't had too many crushes. also this girl i was crushing on, but she like low-key doesn't like me and had a girlfriend the whole time lol

84. last time you slow danced with someone? 

probs prom 2015

85. have you ever dated someone you've never met?

no. thats fuckin Stupit

86. how can i win your heart?

uhmmmmmmmmm idk. i fall in love with people who make me laugh and people who are completely unavailable. so just make sure theres absolutely no way for us to ever come together and ill probably get down on one knee for the fuck of it. i love a good never-ending chase.

87. whats your sign?

S C O R P I O. and yes. i love being a scorpio. 

88. What were you doing last night at 12 am?

sleeping. 

89. do you cook?

not to brag but fuck yeah. i ran the kitchen at a small family restaurant called the yum yum tree. one thing I'm definitely great at.

90. have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than three months of no communication?

no

91. if you're single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

switch that question around and it would be a yes. 

92. do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

i want the real deal and nothing less. i don't like to play around with peoples feelings. 

93. what physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

idk. i don't have a type. if all the things you have on your body come together in a cute way, you're cute, and i think you're cute, and thats that 

94. name four things you wish you had:

love

stability

happiness

my dream body

95. are you a player? 

no

96. have you ever kissed two people in one day?

yes

97. are you a tease?

yeah. i like to send nudes and shit to guys and then never respond to them after they compliment me:)

98. ever meet anyone you met on tumblr?

no

99. have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

i don't know. at this point in my life i don't think i really grasp what love is. its always me having strong feelings for someone and never having it returned....isnt that just infatuation?

100. anyone on tumblr you'd go on a date with?

theres like a billion people on this site I'm sure theres someone id go on a date with

101. hugs or kisses.

depends

102. are you too shy to ask someone out?

id rather die than ask someone out

103. the first thing i notice about the opposite sex?

probably their hair, facial features

104. is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

yeah

105. if a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she/he was in a relationship, would you go for it?

fuck off. 

106. do you flirt a lot?

like never

107. your last kiss?

like twenty mins ago

108. have you kissed more than five people since the start of 2011?

maybe close but maybe not. idk

109. have you kissed anyone in the past month?

uh yeah. whats with the intense interest in kissing?

110. if you could kiss anyone who would it be?

a girl

111. do you know who you'll kiss next? 

i have an idea..

112. does someone like you currently.

well I'm in a relationship buttttttt i....doubt....it

113. do you currently have feelings for someone?

yes

[20qs20somethings]

Daniel, 28

1. Would you describe yourself as a millennial? Why? I suppose so. I certainly fit within the generally accepted definition of a millennial. Whether I feel like I embody the stereotypes of a millennial, I’m not sure. 

2. Can you use three to five words to describe our generation? Conscious, Active, Optimistic, Pessimistic

3. Talk about a person or an experience that has helped shape you into the person you are today? I would say my parents have really shaped me. I was in the closet for a long time and I was really obsessed with this notion that as soon as I come out, it’s not that I thought people were going to hate or reject me, it’s that I felt like people were going to think I was different and treat me differently. Because of that, I was extremely anxious to tell my parents. I think going through the process of coming to terms with who I am, telling my parents, and coming to terms with who they then found me to be was incredibly important in shaping my perception of myself because their reaction was so positive. 

I think for a long time, I tended not to have a sense of who I was and that meant it was hard for me to find what was important to me and who I was in the world. So much of my thought process was just wrapped up in, “as soon as I come out of the closet, everyone’s gonna define who I am.” But when I finally let it all out in the open and saw that my parents were so supportive and kind, including my grandpa who I finally told less than a year ago. Everyone was accepting, kind, and didn't treat me differently and allowed me to go ahead and define myself. I think that really shaped me as a person because it really allowed me to shape myself in a way that I didn’t think would be possible because of my sexuality. 

4. Do you believe in love? Yeah, I do. Do I believe that there’s only one person in the world who you’re meant to be in love with? Not necessarily. I’ve been in love. I also believe is that love is not necessarily the only thing and other problems and issues can get in the way of turning love into a more successful thing. Two people can be very much in love but potentially not in the right place where both people want or need the same thing.

5. How do you consume news? Every morning I wake up and listen to NPR, I read the New York Times on the subway on the way to work and then CNN is literally on the TV next to my desk all day everyday. Then of course I’m on Twitter which is just a deluge of news. But I do pride myself at looking at alternative sources of news.

6. Do you volunteer? Why? I used to, I need to more. I’m particularly interested in something around the environment but I think since I have moved to New York I’ve been caught up in establishing a life out here. I think it’s so important to give back. I think if you’re fortunate enough to be financially comfortable, healthy, and overall in a stable situation in your life, I think there’s a moral obligation to give back to others, institutions, and causes that are potentially in more dire restraints than either you are or could have really used your time or financial resources. I really want to focus on the environment. 

7. Fill in the blank: “Happiness is _______” Two things: chronic happiness and acute happiness. Acute happiness for me is in my ideal, it would be reading a book while sitting by a fire in a cabin in Vermont while it snows outside drinking some delicious wine. Chronic happiness is having the support of family and friends. To know that no matter what happens whether you’re happy or sad, you always have people there for you. At least for me, my happiness is derived from other people, being with other people, comforting, and being comforted by other people. So being a part of that support group for others, that to me is a core part of how I remain happy and how some others remain happy on a day to day basis.  

8. How did you feel after November 8th? I remember being at an election party and  I very quickly realized where this was going long before people at the party did. The utter despair and fear I felt rendered me speechless in a way that I have never been. I was shaken to my core. I literally crawled under a table and couldn’t speak, couldn’t drink. I remember back to a feeling when I was young, there was this presidential candidate and his name was Pat Buchanan, an independent. He said something along the lines of, “I admire Hitler for the way he brought a country together.” I remember thinking that comment alone scared the shit out of me and I was crying to my parents. That day was the first day where I was like, maybe we’re not all going to be sent off to camps, but the fundamental nature of this country and my life has been completely changed and I don’t know if I’m safe here anymore, if my friends are safe anymore. The next day, just being on the subway seeing people cry, seeing the city as silent as it was was a really sobering experience and a terrifying one. But I think since then, all signs have been positive in terms of the willingness of people to stand up, fight, and resist in whatever way they can. Certainly now, I’m not as scared, I’m more optimistic and ready to do something.

9. Is college overrated? No. I don’t buy the argument that people shouldn’t be going to college. I think we have underrated technical colleges and two year programs and certainly underfund them. But the notion that higher education is overrated is a scapegoat for college debt. I think college debt is a serious problem and I don’t think anyone would say college is overrated if our state school systems were properly funded. I think going to college is a valuable lesson in thought and creativity. I think there are powerful social lessons that are learned from being in that period between living with your parents and being an independent individual. I think we have fundamental problems in the way that we financially deal with college right now. 

10. What are your thoughts on marriage? Love it. My parents are still married after 30something years. I think as a society, we force people into marriage too quickly, but I’ve seen marriages work, I see how happy they can make people. I think a monogamous commitment is a lovely thing to celebrate, but I also think it’s not right for everyone and we certainly shouldn’t force people into it in a rushed way. 

11. Do you think there's a certain pressure to live a certain life online? I don’t. I think that depends on what social groups you’re in. I think there’s two different pressures depending on who you are and who you’re trying to broadcast to. There can be a pressure to show happiness, contentment, and show you’re living an ideal life. In other social circles there can be pressure to do the opposite and show how individual you are and how fucked this all is. I think fundamentally, there’s these simultaneous pressures of conformity and individual expressions to thrive. 

12. What would you say is your biggest character flaw? I tend to catastrophize things and tend to rush to judgments about individuals and situations and blow them out of proportion in my head. It takes me a while to step back, calm down, and rationally and objectively think about something that’s happened but I’m getting better at it.

13. What are qualities that you value? Honesty, Reliability, Intelligence

14.  What does self love mean to you? It’s appreciating both your positives and your negatives. It’s learning how to find yourself and not be defined by others. 

15. Fill in the blank, “I wish we had more _______ in the world”   Free exchange of ideas with different groups of people.

16.  How would you describe what it’s like to navigate your 20s? I feel like your 20s are a very tumultuous period. You really find yourself in a lot of ways. I found myself in college and in my twenties. You go through a lot of struggle and pain to get there but you also go through a lot of fun, happiness, and craziness. You make a lot of mistakes, you learn a lot, and you start to find a path that you can follow for the rest of your life. 

17. What’s the most important lesson you’ve learned so far? Family is everything. 

18. What’s the hardest lesson you’ve had to learn? Death can occur to anyone at any time at any age.

19. Do you have faith in people to do the right thing? I think some people are inherently built to do the right thing and some people are currently operating in an exclusive selfish mode. One of my strong qualities is that I’m inherently a pretty good judge of character and so I can quickly figure out if I will have faith in you to do the right thing. 

20. What is the best piece of advice you want to leave the world with? Don’t define yourself by what others think of you, be your own person. It’s okay to emulate components of other people especially if you admire them, but don’t let that consume you and certainly don’t let your perceived notions of how other people see you influence how you see yourself.

[lvbytes]

​part two of these gotdamn asks

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? "Wanna make out?" 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? We're dating. 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? I'd care a great deal. 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Nope. It's a curse, having a short last name. 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Stone-cold. 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? I think everyone has? 7. What does your last received text say? "No?" 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? What, you want me to be counting? 9. Where was your last kiss at? Auditorium. 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Two seconds ago, as she came into the kitchen for a snack. 11. What do you drink in the morning? Water. 12. Where did you sleep last night? My bed. 13. Do you think relationships are hard? Of course. Love isn't easy, but it's something you fight for when you've got it. 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Yes. 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Not at all. 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Sunny. 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? No. 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? None of the above. 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? Yes. 20. Does anyone like you? Does my girlfriend count? 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? I had to think about this one, but no. Unless we're referring to last names, in which case, yes. 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Good golly gee, I dunno.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Absolutely. 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? Yes. 25. In the past week have you cried? Yes. 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Dachshund-Chihuahua mix. 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Out of the shower. How do you dry off in the shower? What about your feet? Then the towel just brushes the curtain or glass and sometimes the showerhead drips, and, just, no. 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? I had to think about this one, too. No. 29. Do you think you’re old? Not in the slightest. 30. Do you like text messaging? I prefer calls, but sure. 31. What type of day are you having? I'm having a decent day, thanks. 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? I've given this serious thought, but my nose itches too frequently for this to be comfortable. 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Warm. Definitely warm. 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? What the hells kind of a dumb question is this? There are people of all sexes/genders that mean a lot to me. 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? Relationship. 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? All people are complicated. 37. What song are you listening to? Got Love, Tove Lo 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Typically. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? I don't think there's anyone on this planet who knows "almost everything" about me. 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? It just sort of crept up on me. Like... a mold? A fungus? Those are really bad comparisons. 41. When did you last receive a text message? About two minutes ago. 42. What is wrong with you right now? I could do with some water and I'm a little tired and also a chronic liar. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Pretty well, I like to think. 44. Does anyone disgust you? Pretty much the entire Presidential Cabinet disgusts me. 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Depends on who's asking. I’d say unless it was one specific person, then no. 46. Are you in a good mood right now? Relatively. 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My mom. 48. What color shirt are you wearing? Pink. 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Not really? 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? I've only given up on two people in my life. 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Not at all. 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Yes. 53. Do you like rain? I do, but it's not my favorite thing in the world. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? I do care, yes. 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Oh, hell yeah. 56. Do you like to cuddle? I do like to cuddle. Very much. 57. Are you shy? Anyone who knows me would probably say no. 58. Do you get along with girls? Generally. 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? Yes. 60. What do you carry with you at all times? My phone, five dollars, my bus pass, a lighter, some gum, spare change, and lipstick.  61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Sure. It's a million dollars. Do you know how much money that is? 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Yes. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? No. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? I find everything they do cute. 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? Absolutely. 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? They're all my age, or around it, anyway. 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? I'd rather do them myself, but I do like getting my nails done. 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Neither. Animal print is weird. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?     It's not my car, but yes. 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?     Lil Wayne. Fuck country music, tbh. 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?     iPhone. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?     I don't think I've ever had pizza from Pizza Hut. 73. Do you like diet soda?     I don't like soda in general. 74. What color are the walls in your room?     Yellow. 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?     Nope. 77. Do you have a job?     No. I should get one. 78. What are your initials?     AAG 79. Did you ever have braces?     I have braces right now. 80. Are you from the south? No. 81. What does your last status on facebook say?     "y'all can say whatever you want in defense of trump but i'll bet you jesus never grabbed anyone by the pussy" 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?     I mean, I still wish him a happy birthday every year, but it's not like we talk talk. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?     I'm fairly close to both of them. 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?     I took gymnastics for a couple years when I was like, six. 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?     Logan. 86. Do you smoke?     No. 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?     Heels. Always. 88. Is your phone touch screen?     Yes. 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?     Straight. 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?     No. 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?     Lake? 92. Have you ever made out in a car?     Not yet. 93. …Had sex in a car?     No. 94. Are you single or in a relationship? In a relationship. 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?     Sleeping. 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?     Fourth of July... three years ago. 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?     It doesn't suck. 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? No. 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? No. 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Kind of. 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?     No. 102. Name your favorite Ke$ha song:     I'm always going to love Tik Tok, I'm sorry. I like Die Young, though. 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?     In March? I'd say, if any tan lines still existed, that they're incredibly resilient. Ask me again in August. 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? What else do you wear cowboy boots with?

[shadows-of-the-night11]

ASK ME THINGS    I’m going to do this just for fun.

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

How in the hell did this happen?

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

Nothing.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Yes.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Yes, it’s seven.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober. I don’t drink and it’s ridiculous because I had to think about this.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Yes. It’s not fun.

7. What does your last received text say?

Okay.

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

I don’t know.

9. Where was your last kiss at?

I honestly can’t remember.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

Probably in my past life since I’m an only child.

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Usually milk.

12. Where did you sleep last night?

In my bed?

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

No but they’re not easy either. They need a lot of work and dedication, yes, but when you’re in a relationship where you want to be, it’s not that hard.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Yes. I wish I could get a hold of myself in the middle of my own fears so I could avoid doing something stupid I did and that I regret a fucking lot.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Probably.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Rainy. Or both at the same time. That’d be cool too.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Look, that’s a tricky question. Because my middle name is like my first last name and that’s enough confusion. But I do know people that share my name and middle name and last name, so yes.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Black jeans.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I don’t know. Maybe I will or maybe I will not. It’s not like I can tell what’s going to be of my life tomorrow, much less in three years.

20. Does anyone like you?

I think so. Not really sure anymore.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Nope.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

Nope.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

I guess we all have someone we can’t stand.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

I have one. I need more.

25. In the past week have you cried?

I don’t think so? I can’t remember but I’m pretty sure there were no emotional movies or fics or whatever this week so I’m kind of safe.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Chihuahua. She’s the devil I swear.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Both. This sounds weird and I’m not going to explain.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

No.

29. Do you think you’re old?

No really.

30. Do you like text messaging?

When I can or don’t forget to text back, yes.

31. What type of day are you having?

Interesting day.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

No, but I’ve thought about piercing my eyebrow.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Cold. I’m just too weird because I freeze in less than 10 C.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yes.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

A relationship.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Complicated. Sometimes I can’t even understand myself.

37. What song are you listening to?

Nothing else matters - Metallica.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Completely. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

There’s someone that does but probably doesn’t remember it and there’s someone else that I’m vulnerable for. 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

Well, she’s so beautiful. She’s smart and strong and her smile shines and her eyes are bright and her mind, for fuck’s sake. Her mind is just so damn attractive to me. 41. When did you last receive a text message?

Depends probably a few minutes ago. 42. What is wrong with you right now?

I think I fucked up in more than one way and I’m stuck in an uncomfortable place. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? I don’t know her completely but she’s not a stranger. Do I want to know her better? Yes.

44. Does anyone disgust you?

Yes, but I’m not going to explain this either. 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

I would only date one specific person in this moment, 46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Kind of. 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My mom before she went to sleep.

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Red/White/Blue it’s like France’s flag. 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Yes, but it’s something I needed to hear so it’s okay. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Yes, and let me tell you it’s not easy.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

No.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

It’s hard so yes. 53. Do you like rain?

I love it. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

If they are responsible when they do, I have no problem. I don’t drink but I don’t mind if they do unless they get wasted all the fricking time and put their lives and other people’s on the line, then I do care a lot and it would be a big fat no. 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

I always end up telling them. 56. Do you like to cuddle?

Yes. 57. Are you shy?

Sometimes, it depends who is with me and how well I know them. 58. Do you get along with girls?

You could say that. 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

No. 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

Probably a notebook and a bunch of pens. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

If I’m sure that I’m not gonna die in there like literally, then sure. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Yes. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

No. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Adorable. 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

Yeah maybe.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

Right now? Uh, 25, 22 and 28/29? I’m not sure about that last one.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?     Probably do them myself but I don’t.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? 

Leopard print.   69. Do you have any stickers on your car?  

The thing is I don’t have a car. 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?  

I have no clue. 71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?     Android.

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   

Like two or three months ago.  73. Do you like diet soda?     I don’t dislike it.

74. What color are the walls in your room?    

Blue. 75. Are you 16 or older?  

Yep.   76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?   

No.  77. Do you have a job?    

Yes! *cheers*   78. What are your initials?    

C.G.V. 79. Did you ever have braces?    

No. 80. Are you from the south?    

Well, that depends. From the South of USA? Yeah, thank you for the wall.

81. What does your last status on facebook say?

Like I know. It’s been ages since I’ve used facebook tbh.     82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?   

Kind of?  Actually it’s been years since we last “talked” but from time to time we sent a “I hope you’re well” or “Happy Birthday” message so... 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

My mother. 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   

Gymnastics, yeah.  85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Sing. 86. Do you smoke?    

No. 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

Uh...depends. 88. Is your phone touch screen?    

Yes. 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?  

Straight or a wavy mess because my hair is weird.  90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? 

Yeah.   91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? 

In a pool. No weird animals beneath the surface.   92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

No. 93. …Had sex in a car?

No.     94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

Single. 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?     Getting ready to sleep. 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

Uh, December probably. 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

Nah, it’s shit. 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

No really. 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

Again, I don’t drink. 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? 

Who knows? Not me.    101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

Ha. 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

Tik Tok.     103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

Not anymore. 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

Probably not.

[hellandbxck]

1-104 x

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? "Shit"2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?Nothing we hate each other3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?I'd only care if it was hard drugs4. Is your last name longer than six letters?No5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?Sober6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?Nah7. What does your last received text say?"I can't cope"8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?Idk loads9. Where was your last kiss at?A bench near college10. When is the last time you saw your sister?Yesterday 11. What do you drink in the morning?Apple juice12. Where did you sleep last night?In my bed13. Do you think relationships are hard?It's only hard if both people make it hard14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yes15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?Yes quite a few lol16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?Sunny17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Yes18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Pyjama pants 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?Maybe, who knows20. Does anyone like you?I don't think so (if you mean romantically lmao)21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Nope22. Is the last person you kissed gay?Yes23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?Yup24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?All the time 25. In the past week have you cried?Nope26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Labrador (my own dog lol)27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?Out of the shower28. Have you ever kissed a football player?No29. Do you think you’re old?Nah lol30. Do you like text messaging?Yeah31. What type of day are you having?Pretty boring one tbh32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Yeah but not anymore33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Warm34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?My dad? That's about it35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Relationship36. Are you a simple or complicated person?Idk tbh37. What song are you listening to?Currently nothing 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Usually yes39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?Yeah 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?I don't really like anyone41. When did you last receive a text message?About 15 minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?Nothing really 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Very well44. Does anyone disgust you?Yes45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Yes sure 46. Are you in a good mood right now?Yeah47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?Becca48. What color shirt are you wearing?Yellow49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?Yup50. Anyone you’re giving up on?Nah51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?Nah they're chill52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?Yes53. Do you like rain?If I'm inside yes54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Nah as long as it's not a problem55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?Yup56. Do you like to cuddle?Yes I love it57. Are you shy?It depends 58. Do you get along with girls?Yup59. Have you dated the person you texted last?No60. What do you carry with you at all times?My phone61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Sure62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?Yes definitely 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Nope64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Yes65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Not really 66. How old are the last three people you kissed?19, 18, 1767. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? Do them myself but I never get them done lol68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Neither they're both ugly 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? I don't have a car 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Neither 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Months ago73. Do you like diet soda? Sure74. What color are the walls in your room? White with a blue feature wall 75. Are you 16 or older? Older (I'm 17)76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Nah77. Do you have a job? Yup78. What are your initials? LMT79. Did you ever have braces? Nope80. Are you from the south? Nope81. What does your last status on facebook say? I haven't posted one in ages82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Nope83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? My mum84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Nope85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Idk I haven't seen one in ages86. Do you smoke? Nipe 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Flip flops, fuck heels they hurt like hell88. Is your phone touch screen? Yes, do they still do non touch screen phones?89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Whatever my hair decides to be on the day90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Nope91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool92. Have you ever made out in a car? No93. …Had sex in a car? Nope94. Are you single or in a relationship? I'm single95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Texting 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Bonfire night97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yes it's really good98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Nope99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Nope100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Yes101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Nah lmao102. Name your favorite Kesha song: The only one I know is Tik Tok103. Do you have any tan lines right now? No I'm pale af104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Nah 😂Thanks x

[chocolatemeg]

Do all of them for that ask game :). Ps. I love your blog it's always really entertaining on my dash 😘

Someone actually did this wow I'm so happy no one ever does these ask games with me anymore, thanks anon! I would put these below a cut but I'm on mobile so I can't, so I am sorry that you have to read all of this. 1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? -Okay well the last person I texted is my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in a month because he is currently in a different province, so it would probably just be me saying how much I missed him and probably crying2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?-Well we are currently in a long distance relationship which fucking sucks, but we're getting through it, and it'll be over soon (well as soon as school starts again)3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?-um depends on which drug, but yeah it would probably bother me a little, especially if it was a really serious drug habit4. Is your last name longer than six letters?-It is5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?- I was sober (I was also crying but oh well. Was still sober)6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?-Oh all the time. Especially in high school when it came to people I was crushing on. It's okay though, I figured it out7. What does your last received text say?-"That's all I've got for you"8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?-More than I can count and nowhere close to enough 9. Where was your last kiss at?-in the parking lot of the residence I was living in at university 10. When is the last time you saw your sister?-don't have one11. What do you drink in the morning?-Water if I wake up thirsty, or just like orange juice or something 12. Where did you sleep last night?-In my own bed (sadly)13. Do you think relationships are hard?-I think that they can be. I think it depends a lot upon who you and your SO are as people, and how much work you're willing to put into your relationship14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?-Maybe15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?-None whatsoever. I would be ecstatic 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?-Rainy. I burn very easily, and I love the rain. Although if I had to be going outside somewhere then I suppose I would rather it be sunny. However in a perfect world in which I got to stay home all day: definitely rainy17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?-Not that I know of?18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?-I am currently lying in bed in my pjs 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?-I hope so, but who knows what'll happen20. Does anyone like you?-i sure as hell hope so, otherwise me and my bf need to have a talk 😝21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?-funnily enough, the only people I've ever kissed have both had S names (their initials have actually both been SB lmao)22. Is the last person you kissed gay?-hope not23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?-so many. 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?-I have, and I actually did get one last month. It's a rose, and it's very pretty and I love it25. In the past week have you cried?-literally almost every night this month. I'm having a really hard time with long distance and being back at home, so it's just been a lot to deal with26. What breed was the last dog you saw? -Um I think it was a Doberman but idk27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?-out of the shower 28. Have you ever kissed a football player?-No but I have kissed someone who used to play rugby (which is basically the same thing)29. Do you think you’re old?-not particularly? 30. Do you like text messaging?-I do. I tend to stutter and mix up words when I'm speaking, so texting makes my life easier 31. What type of day are you having?-pretty shit but that seems to be my new norm 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?-I've considered it, but idk. I feel like I'm too likely to pull it out somehow to really feel safe doing it33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?-cold. I like bundling up in lots of layers, and being too hot makes me really grumpy 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?-yes there is35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?-a relationship definitely. I like commitment, I don't do casual very well36. Are you a simple or complicated person?-I have no idea. Probably complicated37. What song are you listening to?-Breakeven by The Script38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?-depends on the context and who I'm talking to 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?-Umm probably my best friend. She definitely knows more than most40. What made you start liking the person you like now?-well we lived down the hall from each other last year, and got to be really close friends, and idk, things eventually started to develop more, and I realized that I had a crush on them (which was a problem because I was currently in a relationship but it all worked out (also I feel like I should clarify, at no point did I ever cheat on my partner at the time, it was just a lot of confusing emotions which I sorted through and ended the relationship after realizing that it wasn't fair to us because I wanted to be with someone else and what I was doing wasn't fair to him ))41. When did you last receive a text message?-Around 9pm while I was at work42. What is wrong with you right now?-so much. Way too much to get into right now but hey if you want the full story than ask in a separate ask and y'all can have all of my drama43. How well do you know the last female you texted?-pretty well, given that it's my mother44. Does anyone disgust you?-lots of people45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?-nope. I am in a happy committed relationship and I intend to stay in it for as long as possible 46. Are you in a good mood right now?-I'm too distracted to be in a bad mood, so I suppose so47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?-My mom48. What color shirt are you wearing?-it's this purpleish pink colour 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?-not recently50. Anyone you’re giving up on?-just myself a little bit 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?-well I'm currently dating and in love with them, so imma have to go with no52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?-all the time53. Do you like rain?-I love it54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?-Not in the slightest. I drink, and it's fun to get drunk with other people 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?-oh all the time56. Do you like to cuddle?-I love to cuddle. I'm a very physically affectionate person57. Are you shy?-sometimes58. Do you get along with girls?-it depends on the girl, but usually not 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?-I am currently dating them60. What do you carry with you at all times?-my phone61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?-it depends, if I had someone with me, I would but if I was alone then I don't think I could62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?-I can, and I have63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?-For parts of it I was 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?-oh very65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?-honestly just whatever my cats do. I find everything they do cute66. How old are the last three people you kissed?-okay well I've only ever kissed two people, and they've both been About the same age as me67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? -do them myself, because I always destroy them so fast it doesn't seem worth it to pay to get them done68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? -leopard print69. Do you have any stickers on your car? -don't have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? -I don't know who either of those people are 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? -iPhone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? -the day my boyfriend broke up with me (it's okay we got back together. It was a very complicated messy situation dw everything is fine now)73. Do you like diet soda? -not really. 74. What color are the walls in your room? -white and light green75. Are you 16 or older? -I am. I'm 1876. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? -I used to, but I stopped watching last year. I'm still sort of caught up though77. Do you have a job? -I do as of Saturday 78. What are your initials? -MSM79. Did you ever have braces? -I did. Got them off in 10th grade80. Are you from the south? -no? I'm from Canada, I don't even know if we have anything that qualifies as 'the south'81. What does your last status on facebook say? -I've never made a Facebook status82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? -we snapchat semi regularly. It's still slightly awkward after the breakup but oh well83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? -definitely my dad 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? -nope. I am the least flexible person ever. (My boyfriend used to be a gymnast though, which is cool. He backflips way too much though 😝)85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? -WONDER WOMAN!!!! IT WAS SO GOOD86. Do you smoke? -Nope, and I never will87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? -depends on where I'm going 88. Is your phone touch screen? -it is. 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? -straight usually90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? -never91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? -pool probably 92. Have you ever made out in a car? -sadly no93. …Had sex in a car? -sadly also no. It's on the bucket list tho 94. Are you single or in a relationship? -relationship 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? -Having a minor stress induced breakdown 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? -last year on Canada day probably 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? -yeah it's pretty good98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -I have! For 3 weeks actually (until it turned into an actual relationship)99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? -nope, but I have vomited my guts out from drinking100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? -oh absolutely 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? -I had one this week actually lmao (props to my IUD for fucking with my period)102. Name your favorite Kesha song: -your love is my drug103. Do you have any tan lines right now? -jokes on you I don't tan because I'm a ghost104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? -I absolutely would, I love my cowboy boots

[sassmill]

Do all those ask things 1-104

I saw this comingASK ME THINGS1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Hello Reese, how did I get here exactly 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?Lmfao she jokingly told people we were dating and liked to hold my hand and mentions the kiss way too much and shit but she never explicitly expressed actual interest in a real relationship and she kept telling me about girls she was talking to on tinder and asking me for relationship advice but I don't have time to play games and she graduated so who the fuck knowsThe kiss was for acting class but she was way too handsy with me outside of class for it to be just a stage kiss and by the end of the semester I was just kind of annoyed 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?If we're talking the good kush then no but other stuff yes4. Is your last name longer than six letters?Yeet5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?Well my character was an alcoholic and the girl kissing me had just finished pouring beer into my mouth So "Tilly" was drunk but I was not 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?Lmao give me till the end of the summer before I answer this (that's a big fuckin joke because I'm a pussy and won't do anything)7. What does your last received text say?TRUE8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?idk I think we did the scene full out a total of three times9. Where was your last kiss at?The black box theater on campus10. When is the last time you saw your sister?Sometime before she went to bed idk time is a human construct 11. What do you drink in the morning?Coffee 12. Where did you sleep last night?My bed 13. Do you think relationships are hard?Just because something takes effort doesn't mean it has to be hard 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Done my fuckin employment paperwork for camp a hell of a lot sooner 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?UGH having to have an actual conversation and not being able to diffuse everything with humor like I usually do 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?Rainy I am so unbelievably pale 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Yes my fuckin dorm neighbor all this past year had the exact first AND middle name as me it was fuckin weird18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Haha joke's on you I don't wear pants to bed if I don't have to 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?You know I sure fuckin hope so because I'm actually starting to lose my mind 20. Does anyone like you?Platonically I'm popular for once and it's working well for me so I'm gonna pretend that that's what this question is asking me 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Nope22. Is the last person you kissed gay?She's not straight 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?SEVERAL 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?A lot but I'm impulsive and afraid of commitment so I know that any choice I make I will probably regret 25. In the past week have you cried?Haha more like how many weeks has it been since I haven't cried26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Friendo (mutt)27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?Idk I kinda do a combo I move while drying 28. Have you ever kissed a football player?Oh honey not my gay ass29. Do you think you’re old?I've been told I'm an old soul and I've personally felt like a 46 since I was about 1330. Do you like text messaging?Since I struggle with verbal communication (that isn't rehearsed like a script is), YES31. What type of day are you having?Went to IKEA and the hardware store then went home and felt hopeless about a married woman so all in all pretty gay32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Not really I'm all for body modification but for myself piercings freak me out33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Cold this is literally logical because I can't remove my skin when it's too hot but I can put on a fucking sweater when it's cold 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?I LOVE MY ACTING TEACHER CLAIR SO FUCKING MUCH HE IS A BRIGHT LIGHT AND I DONT THINK I WOULD'VE DONE SO WELL THIS YEAR WITHOUT HIM35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?fuck I meanRealistically a relationship But I passed desperate when I joined a sugar baby website so I'll take a fuckin fling at this point36. Are you a simple or complicated person?I'm like what would happen if you tried to put together IKEA furniture for the second time without the manual and you have a little too much confidence in yourself because you pulled it off fine the first time with the instructions but you quickly realize you need help and then everything just turns into screaming 37. What song are you listening to?Literally erotic asmr videos judge me if you want I've lost the ability to care38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Honey if I ain't sorry your ass isn't getting an apology 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?The fuckin cheese monster 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?Holy shit do I even want to get into thisTrick question the answer is yesSo I've known this woman for over ten years and have been getting increasingly close with her for sixIn the past four years is when I've fallen for her and let me tell you in all honesty: it started as a hate fuck fantasy. I used to hate her so so much. AND THEN I realized I was gay and Things Changed ™ plot twist: she's actually an incredible person who helped me build up my confidence and feel proud of my sensuality and yeah I think I've been solidly in love with her for two years now but she is married to a man so fuck me rightShe's also twice my age which has lead me into some deep self loathing shit it's complicated and I'm still working through it 10/10 would not recommend She did call me her flirty girl tho at least I'll always have that whatever the fuck it's supposed to mean41. When did you last receive a text message?12:12 am which is about half an hour ago 42. What is wrong with you right now?We don't have time for this I can assure you 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Well first of all I pretty much text only females, so jot that downAnd I mean god how long have we been friends Reese I think I know you fairly well for an Internet friend I know about your true feelings for bowser so 44. Does anyone disgust you?Jesus don't even fucking get me started 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Yes are you sensing a theme here46. Are you in a good mood right now?Eh47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My father48. What color shirt are you wearing?Grey49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?That I have my permit test tomorrow lmao50. Anyone you’re giving up on?I mean people change so fuckin give it time51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?See number 4052. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?NOPE when I decide I'm done I'm fuckin done 53. Do you like rain?Ye54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Within reason 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?See 4056. Do you like to cuddle?Yes fuck57. Are you shy?Not really I mean I have a variety of facades for when I'm insecure so58. Do you get along with girls?I'm gay59. Have you dated the person you texted last?Yeah what a memelord60. What do you carry with you at all times?My dark past with the musical Cats61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?My dude I already volunteer in one for free you bet your ass I'd jump at the chance to get paid to deal with ghosts for onceI'd have a lot more patience with the Puritan minister calling me a witch because I'm a woman who speaks out of turn if I was making money 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?I'm a very adaptable person so I should hope so63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Nope64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Well when she kisses me on the cheek I die inside so I'm gonna go with probably 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Ashlinn and Kristina reaffirm my belief in the existence of love every day and that's the cutest thing ever66. How old are the last three people you kissed?25, 19, 18 but honestly none of them count so?67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? I'm cheap and don't like physical contact or intimacy with strangers so you do the math68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Leopard 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? My dude I don't even have a license 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Who71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? I'm posting this via carrier pigeon so72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Idk whenever the last buskin society party was 73. Do you like diet soda? Only Diet Pepsi 74. What color are the walls in your room? This really awful green color that my parents painted it when my youngest siblings were sharing it (a "gender neutral" color)75. Are you 16 or older? Yeet76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Ugh I watched two whole seasons and still couldn't find a way to care77. Do you have a job? I have three technically but two are summer and one is at school 78. What are your initials? EVG79. Did you ever have braces? For five fucking years plus other shit to fix my overbite 80. Are you from the south? God no 81. What does your last status on facebook say? If You Notice A Beautiful Purple Thing On The Sand This Summer, Run Away Immediately 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Yeah see I haven't had a real kiss yet so 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Idk I mean I think I get along better with my dad but that's just because I am literally exactly like my mother 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Oh god yup both I dropped a girl on her head 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? I think it was Get Out86. Do you smoke? Carol Aird Taught Me How To Hit A Blunt At Two AM On A Softball Field 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Heels88. Is your phone touch screen? If I touch the pigeon it bites me89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? This is a joke my hair has absolutely zero natural texture 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? I'm bland 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool I get anxiety from nature have you ever seen Scooby Doo and the Loch Ness Monster?92. Have you ever made out in a car? No93. …Had sex in a car?I'm really bitter right now94. Are you single or in a relationship? Really 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?I think I was crying 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? A couple months ago just randomly. My school is down the road from an amusement park. 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? I guess98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? No99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? I am a heavyweight mom friend so no100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Yup101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? I'm gay102. Name your favorite Kesha song: I fux wit Your Love is My Drug103. Do you have any tan lines right now? I have the minimum amount of melanin a person can have without actually being albino I am physically incapable of tanning104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Fashion is a societal construct

[taphappy52]

i answered them all bc no one ever asks

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? um that wouldn't happen bc it's my mom 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? just friends. 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? depends on the drugs and how often? 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? 5 letters! 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober. never kissed anyone drunk (never been drunk) 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? just once. mostly ill wanna be w a girl then find out she's straight lol 7. What does your last received text say? it's a confirmation of my kittens spay appointment on wednesday! 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? um I don't know, a lot 9. Where was your last kiss at? the girl's bed 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? don't have a sister 11. What do you drink in the morning? vanilla almond milk 😊 12. Where did you sleep last night? my bed...? 13. Do you think relationships are hard? they can be, but not always. 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? hmmm probably not. 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? i mean we'd probably end up fucking 😂 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? sunny!!! 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? my mom lol 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? no pants 🙂 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? i hope so! i love relationships 20. Does anyone like you? yes 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? not that i can recall but i played spin the bottle w a group of girls at a queer mixer a couple weeks ago so maybe 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? she's bi 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? my abuser/rapist. also trump. 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? i have 5 and i want more! 25. In the past week have you cried? yes. i cry a lot actually. "i just have a lot of feelings" 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? my own dog!! she's a chihuahua. 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? both? i dry off my legs in the shower and everything else out, lol 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? nope 29. Do you think you’re old? no, i'm only 21 i'm a baby adult 30. Do you like text messaging? yes but i prefer talking in person! 31. What type of day are you having? very good so far 😊 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? not really bc i don't like my nose 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm but not hot 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? my brother and step dad! 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? relationship for sure. 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? i think everyone is complicated bc everyone is so complex 37. What song are you listening to? none, just my fan 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? always. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? does my mom count 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? she's such a wonderful person and really fun and lighthearted 41. When did you last receive a text message? I don't know within the last 30 minutes 42. What is wrong with you right now? um my body is literally tearing itself apart 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? ew i hate calling women "a female" okay anyway it was my mom, so very well 44. Does anyone disgust you? abuser/rapist and trump and ignorant hateful people 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? if it was the right person 46. Are you in a good mood right now? mhmm, i'm content 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? like a legit conversation that wasn't just small talk? probably katrina 48. What color shirt are you wearing? no shirt 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? yeah. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? america 🙃 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? um i mean i guess it would be my abuser..so yeah. 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? YES kinda happening currently but mostly it's holding out hope for a girl who's in a relationship w someone else 🙃🙃 53. Do you like rain? i like the sound and the sight of rain but it makes my joints hurt 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? no, as long as it's not excessive 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? all the time 56. Do you like to cuddle? I LIVE FOR CUDDLING. IDC WHO U ARE, FRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR WHATEVER, CUDDLE ME 57. Are you shy? yes very shy actually. less shy on the internet lol 58. Do you get along with girls? um? this is such a dumb question girls are so different they literally just share a gender? i mean i guess generally, yeah. but i also generally get along with everyone 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? no i've never dated my mom 60. What do you carry with you at all times? phone, wallet, keys, pain meds 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? YES. hell i would pay money to spend the night in a haunted house lol 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? definitely. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? nope. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES i'm all about forehead kisses and ESPECIALLY top of head kisses 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? honestly yeah something cute happens every day when u live with a kitten and a chihuahua and ur friends are as cute as mine 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 31, 21, 21 (not including girls at that mixer bc I don't know their ages lol) 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? pay, bc i can't paint nails to save my life 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? neither? if i had to choose, i guess leopard 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? just my parking permits 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? uhhh i guess lil wayne 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iphone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? hmmm within the past month my mom and i ate there 73. Do you like diet soda? not really. p much the only soda i drink is sprite 74. What color are the walls in your room? white (apartment living 🙃) 75. Are you 16 or older? lol yeah 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? nope 77. Do you have a job? kinda? dance teacher and technically have a job w goodwill i haven't started bc hysterectomy and complications 78. What are your initials? AKB 79. Did you ever have braces? twice 80. Are you from the south? yeah 81. What does your last status on facebook say? "you can jail a revolutionary, but you can't jail a revolution" 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? nope she's a rapist and abuser and stalker and i have a no-contact order against her 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? mom, definitely 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? gymnastics when i was younger (like 3-5) 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? rogue one! 86. Do you smoke? nope, never have 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? if by flip flops u mean birkenstocks 😏 88. Is your phone touch screen? do non-touch screen phones still exist 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? natural, which is like wavy/loose curls 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? nope 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pool for sure! 92. Have you ever made out in a car? yeah 93. …Had sex in a car? not yet 😉 lol 94. Are you single or in a relationship? single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? watching the finale of project runway jr i think 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? hmmm fourth of july 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yeah, it gets the job done 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? kinda 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nope 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? nope i don't have time for that bullshit 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? lololol no 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: um this is so weird lol. i guess tik tok 😂 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? lol no i can't tan 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? i personally don't like cowboy boots bc they go up too high n make me feel constricted and too warm, so no