#....heart officially melted-

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Daughter of delta Yu, show them that you're no fool!

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[grelleswife]

The family’s walk home after a successful first field day together: Featuring Rei’s smile.

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[22plus15]

lucy's ig stories 🥺

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

It's almost like she's... a fan girl o something

Oh dear God, Max was so excited to meet El.

[blob-blobsworld]

Thinking about Feng Xin meeting the love of his life for the very first time

[levbolton]

Yotasuke really wanted to come off as tough and confident and level headed and distant but in fact he’s just

*WhO’s a gOoD BoY?!?? 💖💖 You are~~~~ yesh it’s you, you’re the bestest boy in the world* baby voice

[maybeitsalive]

Sam Spade vs Philip Marlowe

Learn the difference:

Both

Iconic hard-boiled detectives from the 30-40ies

Drink and smoke waaay too much for one human being

Sharp, tough boys

Smartasses, too snarky for their own good

Don’t get along with the police

Lone wolves

Played by Bogart in movie adaptations

Sam Spade

Created by Dashiell Hammet, hero of the Maltese Falcon and other short stories

Smooth, charming, polite

Almost always in control

Keeps his head cool, a little cold

The third-person narration hides most of his thoughts and emotions to the reader

You’re not so sure about his morals (or if he has some) before the end

Solves the case even if there wasn’t really a case to begin with

Straight, sort of loves one (1) woman

Dashiell Hammet's style is cold, precise, eloquent yet simple, perfect

Philip Marlowe

Created by Raymond Chandler (fan of Hammet), figures in many novels and short stories

Begrudgingly stuck with morals

Has more compassion and emotions than he wishes

Heartbroken and tired

Worst luck ever

Gives very few fucks about what people thinks about him, including his clients

Homophobic repressed bi disaster; will thirst after any bad woman or man in his way, might fall in love with troubled women or men who are kinda nice to him

The first-person narration will show each of his thoughts in detail to the reader

Overpowered, outnumbered, constantly beaten up, drugged and/or kidnapped by half the city in every novel

Solves the case even if 50% of the characters die before the end and himself barely survives

Chandler's style is messy and should not work but will actually haunt you

In an actual fight: Marlowe would have the biggest crush on Spade, so Sam would win. Hope that clears things up.

[showing0resultsforsanity]

not to diminish the devastation of the pandemic but

we were blessed with so many clips of cats interrupting all sorts of important broadcasts that would've never existed without it

[chibikinesis]

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[landofgay]

on lighter news it's only 11 days til me and bf have been dating for a YEAR!!!!!

[dragon-giggles]

I am going absolutely crazy in the best way ever over all the Welcome Home character's voices

[dribs-and-drabbles]

Just listened to this over dinner...dear god it's incredible.

[fanfic-gallery]

Welcome back, Tori!! ♡ I'm happy to have you back! <33

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☕ anonn..

[dear-ao3]

best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

[lewisvinga]

his lucky charm | carlos sainz x fem! reader / daughter

summary; even during the most stressful moments of football, carlos needs his good luck charm, his 6 month old daughter, in his arms.

word count; 630

warnings; ? idk pero hala madrid siempreeee

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

note; [requests are closed] I HAD TO DO THIS😫 i’m weak for madridista carlos and i saw a video of a guy holding his daughter while watching benzema score a penalty and it reminded me of carlos ! but also, el clásico win tdy w bellingol winner tho🤭🤭🤭

masterlist !

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“Carlos, you know you can set her down in her crib, right?” Y/n asked again for the second time in 10 minutes, looking at the sleeping baby in her husband's arms.

“Ahorita no, mi amor.” [not now, my love] Carlos quickly shushed his wife as he kept his eyes on the screen.

Sometime around the second half, he had picked up little Catalina in hopes it would calm down his nerves over the Real Madrid and Manchester City match. However, when the match went into overtime, his nerves just became worse.

He was so nervous that he couldn’t help but rock back and forth which made his daughter fall into a deep slumber in his arms. It made Y/n laugh to herself. She was a fan of the Madrid-based team but not to the extent of Carlos who lives and breathes Real Madrid.

Her father-in-law even made a joke once that the Sainz’s bleed white, the team's official color. Sure, she was nervous because it was a knockout match for the top competition of club football but not nervous to the extent of her husband.

“Carlos, I really think you should put Catalina down before-“

“She’s my good luck charm!” Carlos exclaimed, holding the 6-month-old close to his chest. She even was wearing the white Real Madrid kit his father gifted them when she was born, making her even more of a ‘good luck charm’

Y/n playfully rolls her eyes at her husband's antics. She gets up to go to the kitchen to grab her phone and a bottle of water. When she walked back to the living room, she saw him biting his fingernails and kneeling on the floor instead of sitting on the couch.

“Carlos, what are you…” Her voice trailed off. She wore a confused expression as he held a now awake Catalina in one hand and the other hand kept running through his hair.

“Penalties, mi amor! Penalties!”

Y/n sat back down on the couch and held her phone up so she could record his reactions. They were down to the last penalty, the 5th one. If Real Madrid made it then that means they would pass.

Even Catalina, who doesn’t even understand what is going on, was focused on the screen as #22 for the Madrid-based team took his spot. Y/n noticed her husband holding his breath as the player swung his leg back and kicked the ball. The ball makes it in causing her husband to let out a cheer.

Carlos immediately stands up to his feet and holds Catalina out. “Mi gatita! Ganamos! Vamos a los semifinales!” [my little cat! we won! we’re going to the semifinals!] He loudly exclaimed to his 6 month old daughter who gurgled in reply. “Te dije, Y/n! [i told you] She’s our lucky charm!”

He holds her close and leaves kisses all over her chubby cheeks. Catalina squeals at the sensation of her father's beard scratching her face. She plants her hands on his face as he continues to kiss her, letting out fits of giggles.

Y/n’s heart melted at the interaction between her husband and their daughter. She knew he’d make the best girl dad the moment she found out she was pregnant. She was right, he is the best girl dad.

She couldn’t help but burst out into laughter when she heard Carlos start to sing the anthem of Real Madrid to Catalina who kept gurgling at her father's antics.

Y/n stood recording and quickly uploaded the video of her husband and daughter to Instagram, captioning it ‘a Madridista and his lucky charm🤍 hala madrid!’. She knew people would immediately fawn over their favorite driver cheering to his daughter, but for now, she was just enjoying the show he was giving with his not-so-perfect singing.

[kadoodles-on-ao3]

Artist: mugimugis3 Source: Twitter Archives: Original Post | First Image | Second Image

(Rough) Translation: Shulk: "Even if you're a princess, or even if you were instead a regular girl, you're still Melia. To me, above all else, you're Melia."