#...here's a mf i haven't giffed before

[bitchimasnake-sss]

"have i ever told you i love you?" ft. the monster trio

silly goofy headcannon with my favourite idiots of all time <3 ft. luffy, zoro and sanjiii x GN reader set-up: you've been them for quite a while but the "three magical words" have been off-limits (until today ig?) m.list

luffy:

he was munching on a piece of meat (again) after having successfully begging sanji for forty minutes (and enduring two kicks)

literally, his mouth is full, there's crumbs on his cheek and through it all, he says "hey, have i ever told you i love you?" (with a smile as big as the one in the gif)

you almost choke on air, cause who the fuck asks it like that?

"i mean, no. not really?" your face is hot and you cannot decide if its a blush creeping up your face cause he is telling you he loves you or if its second hand embarrassment because hes admitting he loves you with face stuffed with meat.

atleast he looks cute tho? (take a win where you can lmao)

"huh? i haven't?" his brows are furrowed together, and just for a moment his focus isn't on his food.

"yeah" you sheepishly admit, giving into the warmth spreading across your cheeks

"okay" motherfcker just shrugs.

he's back to munching again. like he just shrugged and went back to eating. like he was asking what day it was and not confessing his love. what a fucking idiot????? how do you love him ur so confused?????

"that's all you have to say?" you're about to commit homicide.

"yeah?" then through a bite, he says "i do love you though."

and nvm, maybe the homicide can wait another day because right now you're busy ignoring the shit-eating grin that spreads across your lips.

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zoro:

mf is drinking (like always)

and obviously, it takes quite a lot to take him down enough for him to say stupid shit

and even on the days he does drink quite a lot, he just falls asleep and wakes up with a shitty hangover and even shittier attitude

but on the days he doesn't fall asleep, well let's say it's a whiplash inducing experience

"hey" gulping down the last of his sake, his speech is as slurred as a swordsman can possibly get. you don't blame him, i mean it's been a rough couple of days after all, maybe he needs the booze to cope.

"mhm?" you're equally under the influence (if not more)

"have i ever told you i love you?"

yeah, that shit straight up sobers you up

"what?"

"have i told you that i love you?" he repeats, without any hesitancy at all.

this stoic bitch (who took 2 business weeks to finally hold your hand in public after you got together) is asking this question, absolutely unfazed.

for a second you wonder if the alcohol is making you hallucinate (can alcohol do that? probably not)

"did the alcohol make you go deaf?" still fucking unfazed.

"...no? you haven't" your voice is shaky, still confused if you're fucking hallucinating

"oh, well then i should let you know." and he gives you a classic, soft smile "i love you."

and then he passes out. he doesn't even bother hearing your reply.

yeah, next day you're furiously blushing every time you think about him and the words he said, meanwhile this stupid human being doesn't even remember. he is giving you weird looks and asking you if you feel okay because your face looks very red. and maybe you should ask chopper for help.

well, i mean atleast you remember what he said.

drunk words are sober thoughts afterall hehe

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sanji:

a fucking gentleman!!!

actually the only one who had made a fucking plan to confess his love to you. he's a romantic dude (he just sucks at execution)

the entire day before, he is a wreck. he cannot hold eye-contact with you for more than two seconds, his food doesn't exactly taste as it always does (why is there salt in place of sugar sanji are you okay??), he is lost in his thoughts and giggling whenever left unsupervised

jesus lawd, this man is whipped

meanwhile you're out here wondering if he is going insane or getting terminally sick. you're not alone cause the entire crew is thinking the same

maybe you guys should ask chopper to take a look at him??

it's evening, the sun is going down and you're standing at the deck, admiring the view

everything seems perfect. then he taps on your shoulder and you turn around to a furiously blushing sanji with his hand behind his back

"sanji?" you gingerly place a hand on his shoulder, "are you okay? you have been acting a little weird all day"

"i- uh"

he fumbles for two whole minutes. nami counted (she told you at dinner later).

then after receiving a confused look from you, he finally blabbers it all in like one breath.

"yn ln you have made me the happiest man on earth and if you would please accept this bouquet, i would be grateful. would you please go on a date with me?"

the date was in your room, the room had been cleaned, he had cooked your favourite meal, he had got your favourite flower and although the whole ordeal had started rather awkwardly, you cannot help but feel giddy as he serves you desert

"say yn," he is blushing again, "have i told you i love you"

you snort out the desert.

sanji almost performed heimlich

when you're good again, you say, "no, you haven't actually."

"then you should know, i love you. more than anyone can ever imagine."

yeah you pray to god every night for this magnetic force of a fucking man. you must have been a good person in your last life.

perfect man, husband material, 10/10

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[tealenko]

TV Show Brainrot Tag

Errmm... Get ready for this one XD And thanks again to the lovely @sillyliterature for the tag :D

This is gonna be loooooooong (I may have a problem with TV series upsss~~)

There's no precise order (I love them all)

The Queen's Gambit: My current obsession. Seen it many times. I still giggle whenever Benny opens his mouth. Just finished reading the book a week ago (and tons of fics right after)

An now, presenting my favorite section: I don't actually like that much crime procedural dramas but I'm a sucker for the "my consultant is a _" fill the blank trope.

1: "my consultant is a former con artist that used to fake he was a psychic "

The mentalist: PERFECTION. 10/10. Forever in love with Patrick Jane. Lisbon is a badass. Cho is just amazing. Love every single season and almost every character to death. *chef's kiss*

Gif de simonbakeralbum

2: "my consultant is a fake psychic that's lies to avoid going to jail"

Psych: I'll explain myself with the best dialogue ever in TV history:

Gus: What can you possibly ask to that girl that the police already haven't? //fades to black Shawn, already talking to her : Want to split a pineapple? *while holding a pineapple, of course*

*dies* XDDDDDDDDDDDD

3: "my consultant is THE DEVIL"

Lucifer: Hell to the yeah! This has been an obsession of mine since uni (and still is), but I mean... Tom Ellis, what could go wrong? Of course I'm in love with this shit. It got a bit too angsty at the end for me (but still... it was amazing)

4: "I AM WE ARE THE MF CONSULTANTS"

Sherlock: OOOOMMMFFFGGGGGGGGGG!! BEST SHIT EVER! That's it.

And to close this section:

5: "I'm gonna consult whether you like me or not, plus my partner is... A severed hand?"

I know, it's a stretch, but they're solving crimes too.

Wednesday: Decided to check it out while I was waiting for my train... Ended up watching the entire thing in a day XDDD Can't wait for season 2

All that done XD Here's one you won't know about...

Gran Hotel: OOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY I didn't want to include spanish things into this list, but this one is A MUST!!! sorry #notsorry To sum it up quickly it's a Dowton Abbey + Murder mistery (But in this one *spoiler warning* they do not kill the main guy in a christmas special T-T #yeahimstillmadaboutthat) btw the main ship is AMAAAAAZING (I mean, poor guy falls in love with rich woman never disappoints, am I right?)

MASH: My parents grew up watching this, bought it in DVD, and show it to us when we were kid... I fell in love. I'm still in love. I can quote almost every episode from memory, love all the characters and love how the show started as goofy and funny and grew little by little into cynical and critical. The caracters were flawed, which made them realistic and (considering when this air on TV) way ahead of their time.

Community: There's a before and after after the pool episode in season one. What an amazing show. Love it to death. #andamovie

Romance is a Bonus Book: I've seen a lot of kdramas, this one takes the win. Has everything they never want to give you in TV: main ship is friend from childhood, constant appreciation for books, they do not break up for stupid reasons once they are together, mega happy ending, no one has amnesia, no one gets kidnaped, you actually get to see them as a couple instead of getting together in the last chapter... and I could keep going, but I'll stop here. Well, and the main guy is drop-dead gorgeous (with kinda helps too XDDDDD)

And last, but not least:

Wizards of Waverly Place: This is my childhood... And also my present, let's be honest. Love the show, love Selena Gomez, LOOOOVE her as Alex. Still obsessed to this day, I mean, I rewatched it last month lol.

I should stop here... @sillyliterature see what happens when you ask?? XDDDDD And I could keep going ehehehehe

[dimpleskinard]

[trappedham]

I'M INTRIGUED ABOUT E G G D O N O R. DO TELL

Oh boy, strap in

Okay so it's potentially not as bad as I led on at first- potentially being the keyword here.

Really, it has to do with the ret-conning of Shadow's backstory in the Totally Super Really Good 2005 game Shadow the Hedgehog. They. They give him a gun in this game??? Look at this stupid gif

Look at this stupid mf with his stupid fucking gun he looks so silly I love him so fucking much

I can't find the other one but if you haven't heard his origin story this one should do.

Okay but for real? This game is a huge fucking mess let me tell you. You can kill Sonic, you can kill Eggman, and I think... yourself/Shadow? Idk there's one ending where he says some stuff and sorta "disappears" oh yea and there's an ending you can kill ur alien dad after he comes back from his milktrip. I think thats the Canon one bc well.. you can't have Sonic without Sonic and Eggman. This game is responsible for so much character regression, my boy deserves better than whatever this was trying to be :(

Okay, rant over- so you want to know about E G G D O N E R :)

Okay before we start I think you deserve a pic of this man

This is from Archie sonic I believe (drawn by Ian Flynn? I'm not sure) and this is the greatest that he's ever looked. Look at that Space Daddy I so desperately want to like him but stupid fucking SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG (2005) WONT GIVE THEY KNEW THEY KNEW SEGA FUCKING KNEW FUCKING SIMPS LIKE ME OUGH

I desperately want Black Doom to give a single fuck about Shadow beyond just bending him to his will. Like I want Black Doom to care but in a kinda fucked up n evil way AND I WANT IT TO HURT GOD DAMN IT

E G G D O N E R is less like a draft name for something and more an idea. And nows a really bad time to ask this and I know (egg)-xactly how this looks... but you ever heard of a xenomorph, y’know from fucking. Alien. (Spoiler: they lay, get this, EGGS)

I promise it's not that bad I promise I promise I promise 😭😭

I just want this stupid fucking space dad to kindly "donate" an egg to Grandpa Robotnik's fucking science experiment for funsies and come back 50 years later to see what came of it. And also world domination. Man's really saw Earth and went It's Free Real Estate huh ya that's fun.

Ugh these two have so much potential I'm going to love playing with 😩

[atiny-piratequeen]

Hi miss fie!!!!! I've been really mia on tumblr in the past weeks and esp haven't been interacting with u because of college and this weird bug that would make my phone lag every time i went to your profile (and ONLY yours which was really annoying) but i'm here now!!! How did u like turbulence and the real heung ver? I loved both and MINGI'S RAP IN ODE TO JOY I'LL CRY RN i'm gonna listen to symphony no 9 now cause that shit hit HARD on -the show that will not be named- and i can't get enough of it so yea hehe but lil update about what i've been up to:

-I had 3 exams this week and am now officially on sem break after finishing my first semester of college!

-I've been baking a lot more this past few weeks cause my relatives are asking for me birthday cakes and stuff which is fun (cause i'm making new things and expanding my portfolio yk?) but also kinda tiring because,,,effort,, but now that i have more time on my hands then it should be okay hehe, seriously thinking abt charging the mfs for my free labour+food real soon but i'm too much of a pussy to bring it up so (๑˘･з･˘)

-I've been playing a lot of Valorant after getting into college which my family makes fun of me for sometimes but it makes me happy and I get to spend time with my close high school friends so ¯\(ツ)/¯ 

I can't really think of much else tbh i sound so boring ew HSGSHS but that att spoiler from a few days(?) ago tho 👀 and yea hehe i hope you're all well and good as usual miss fie! Take care and stay safe as always, much love muah muah <3

Oh no worries sweetheart. Focus on school I'll be here haha. Also im pretty sure i know what the problem was. As cute as the gif was, i think the gif i used for my mobile header in November was too large and thus made people trying to use my blog sometimes have a hard time (myself included). I havent had any issues since the theme change for december so i think it was that.

Oh absolutely. Both mvs are beautiful on opposite sides of the spectrum and Im so proud of them. Its *chefs kiss* that we finally got studio versions of their kingdom arrangements bc I finally get to see my queen Symphony No. 9 come home.

Congrats on finishing your semester! You made it! Make sure to unwind by doing something you love!

Nah you just gotta do it love. Thats how i was with opening my comms for months before I did it. If you feel your work and effort should be paid for, then definitely do it. Even if you start at a smaller price range and go up the better you get. Dont sell yourself short, you gotta make a living and eat too and honestly folks shouldnt always ask you to do things for them for free. That's not very cash money.

Ooo ive heard of that game but i havent played it personally. Im glad you're keeping in touch and bonding with your friends with it tho! People really underestimate how much co-opping with friends can keep your friend group tight knit.

Ah~ did you like the spoiler? C:< im glad!

Your cakes look lovely btw my dear. Stay well, rest well, and if i dont hear from you in q while, happy holidays! Love you lots!