#1 DAY!!!! 1 FUCKING DAY IM SO FINE I AM NORMAL I AM INFACT COOL AS A CUCUMBER I AM SO WELL MANAGED ACTUALLY

[p4nishers]

so uh. how is everyone?

[roccoroks]

VOLUME 5 DAG POST SO ANOTHER ROD RUN HAS COME AND GONE AND IT HAS LEFT ME IN THE WAKE OF DISGRUNTELED GUEST OVER PARKING , ROOMS WITH BROKEN REFRIDGERATORS AND SEVERAL LOST ITEMS IN NEED OF BEING RETURNED TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS. SEVERAL THINGS HAPPENED THIS TIME AND I WILL TRY AND KEEP THINGS AS STRAIGHT AS MACH STYLES SEXUAL ORIENTAION SO BARE WITH ME! It was your typical rod run this spring in that there were classic cars as far as the eye could see, toilets were overflowing with the stench of nearly dead guests last dinners from the golden coral and I for the first time in 3 years had the day off to enjoy ………at work……even in my down time I have to come here….sux. The time is 4:30 pm, it officially hawt as bawls outside and im watching the desk while my new manager “monty” dips out for a bite to eat. The door opens and im faced with a loud, demanding, hateful women from PA….so a normal woman from PA….who is mad about parking. Me: *gee, I really hope the next 30 mins goes smoo….. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL! IT REEKS OF BITCH!* CLAB: *Crazy Loud Ass Bitch* umm….theres a man outside that’s saying that if I don’t move my car then he will have it towed or he will park his truck in front of it until Monday and called me a bitch……(ME: honestly I stopped paying attention to her at this point)……or im going to call the cops. Me: *fuck you karam, just because I like to rub vasoline all over my butt cheeks and press it against businesses plate glass windows in downtown under the cover of darkness, I have to deal with this?* CLAB: so…..what are you going to do about it? Im paying 175.00 a night and I feel I should beable to park where ever I want! Me: *you are the same bitch from last year aren’t you…* mam im really sorry about this but during the rod run we have over 5000 people and cars come into town and parking can get a bit limited. CLAB: WELL DON’T YOU THINK THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM? Me: *oooooooh so we are going to go down this long road of stupidity?* like I said, mam, parking can get a bit hectic during these shows and we expect everyone to govern them selfs. CLAB: look you NEED to go out there and talk to this man or im going to report you to your manager. Me: *ah hellnah! Bitch you did not just…….. >.> i cant believe you just...how dare.....i may pee on you* Me: ok, lets go *get this over with* *we both walk out to the parking lot where im am greeted buy a mid 40’s male who knows me from years of rod runs and he seems to have been drinking and is in no mood for this ladies bullshit, I know because he says so in this dialog ^.^ * CLAB: this is the guy that spoke to me like I was trash Me: *because you do infact smell of a garbage bag filled with diapers that someone threw up on and set on fire....because thats what bitch smells like* DD: *drunk dude* look I never said any of that shit to you, your just making it up Me: but we haven’t even discussed what you said yet….never mind, look, why is it a problem for her to be parked here CLAB: *interrupts* oh there’s no problem, he just wants this parking spot to himself DD: look, my tools are in my truck and I need to work on my car and I don’t want to have to walk across the parking lot to get my tools every 5 mins Me: *and a long stager it must be 25 feet away! Beside, had you bought a ford instead of that rolling shit box you call a nova that’s more rust that nova, this wouldn’t be a problem* CLAB: that’s not my problem , I need a parking spot and this one was open Me: *5 points to bitchindore!* DD: MY GD CHAIRS WHERE IN THIS SPOT SAVING THEM FOR ME AND YOU JUST…..JUST…..MOVED THEM! LIKE THEY WERE NUTHIN! Me : *shee-took-yur-churrrs! * CLAB: well they were in the way! DD: iv had just about enough of your shit! ME: HO HO HO HO HO HANG ON A MIN! *yelling louder that both of them to convey my point* NOW LOOK, last year I put up two signs and handed out two flyers to ALL of my guests, including you, that 1. Trailers are no longer to be parked on site and 2. That chairs could no longer be used to save parking spots, meaning first come, first park no exceptions! DD:…….. I forgot about that, you did do that CLAB: *shoots a look of “take that bitch” Me: *looks at clab* I also told you on Tuesday when you checked in that this would happen with parking and that you would need to get a spot early to AVIOD THIS! CLAB: I don’t think that’s my problem do you? Me: *omfg if you say that one more motherfucking time* YES, yes it is your problem when I looked right at you and warned you this would happen and you ignored it! Is like I said “hey this coffee is hot, don’t pour it all over your face ok” and you did it anyway and couldn’t figure out why it hurt. CLAB: I just don’t see how this is my problem Me: * o.e there is a special place in hell for people like you! Its called florida* I honestly don’t know what to say. DD: I don’t know why this is such a problem, I mean there is a perfectly good spot open right over there by the pool doors, its closer too. Me: * O.e…..did I just hear a loud pop sound in my head? Why is everything starting to get shaky and I smell burning hair….am I having a aneurism?* did….you just? Surely you did say there is a parking spot right over there….right? DD: yeah, so I don’t see what all the fuss is about! *crosses arms and looks proud of him self CLAB: I don’t want that parking spot I want this one! Me: …….. *looks at both of them in disgust* so what’s wrong then? *both look at me like im a idiot* Me: *clearly im dealing with creatures with undeveloped brains not unlike that of a 5 year old or a form of mild cheese. I may have to get the speak and spell out for them* look, I should be in my office answering the phone and booking reservations for tomorrow night, instead im out here dealing with 2 12 year olds who are fighting over who gets to ride the tricycle next. There is a perfectly good spot right over there that either one of you could park in, its close to the hotel, and its close to your car so THERE IS NO PROBLEM. You two just wanted to be validated in what you both thought was right in your list of personal self-ethics and came and got me, someone half both of your ages to settle your squabble instead of acting like adults! CLAB: who’s your manager, ill have you fired for this! DD: …..mam, this young man is the owner. CLAB: *looks at me* WHY DON’T YOU TELL HIM TO APPOLGISE (or how ever its spelled) TO ME THEN! Me: *really….you are no longer mild cheese, im down grading you to Mexican! (yup, going to hell for that one)* because you started this! You both can’t act like adults and neither one of you deserves it! Look if I have to come back out here and deal with this again, you will both be looking for a lot more than a parking spot for the night! *walks off like a boss!* Meanwhile back in the halls of ‘’fort phone ringing the fuck off the wall’’, I have 12 people trying to call me at the same time Me: good afternoon RSML, how may I help you Dag: umm….yeah….um…hi…um like how much like…you know ….your Me: *come on you can do it* Dag: um….like your 2 room bed suites are? Me: *in what way was that even a fucking sentence….* when are you coming in? Dag: um….. like……you know….that time….next month? Me: hummmmmm that time next month….. Dag: oh! Um….yeah you know….like Saturday? Me: ok getting closer, we narrowed it day to 5 days instead of 31 Dag: oh, um….you like….. Me: *oh for fuck sake* *begins trying to pull my hair out and presses the phone harder to my ear out of frustration* Dag: like…that one Saturday that everyone's coming in? Me: 199.95 +tax Dag: wow that much? Me: *oh now you speak coherently* yes sir Dag: for which Saturday? Me: um like…you know...um...all of them Dag: *hangs up phone* Me: and a fine fuck you to you too sir *hangs up phone and turns around to see a family of 5 behind me* Me: how may I help you? FO5: we will just check somewhere else *walks out the door* Me: normally this would be bad but we are full soo……fuck em…. Monty: *from the back office* you should be nicer, they might have come back Me: really ass, you were back there the whole time and you couldn’t come to help me? Monty: I have a ham sandwich, this take precedent over pot heads asking about rates Me: you know I can fire you right Monty: you wont though Me: ……mother of fuck…..bitch called my bluff Few mins go by and im about to head out for the night when a man that I can only describe as so old that he may have known jesus on a personal level. Me: good after noon, how may I help you? *20 mins later he makes it to the desk* Old Dude: (we will call him OG cuz he gansta!) do you have anyrooms? Me: yes sir ! I have 2 br suites available *maybe this is a cool old dude and my night is turning around for the good* OG: oh good, what that Me: *ah you’re a crazy old man* well that’s our trademark room with 2 queen size beds! OGh I need 2 rooms with 2 beds in each room Me: well I have 2 2bed room suites side by side if that will work for ya? OG: no no no, I only need 4 beds not 8 Me….um…k….well if you get two of our 2 bed room suites then it would accommodate you that would give you 1 queen per bedroom OG: no no no then I would only have 2 beds, I need 4 *he is getting a bit angry…..or tired….or both, idk, hes old and hard to read* Me: I know sir but 1 of our 2br suites will have 2 queen beds OGh ok so that’s 1 room with 4 beds total right? Me: *O.e…wooooooooooooooow….* no sir that’s 2 beds total per room OG I know giving me 4 beds total right? Me: yes….wait no…what? OG: do you even have rooms with 4 beds/ Me: no sir OG: do you have 2 rooms? Me: yes OG: how many beds do they have Me: 2 per rooms OG: so you do have 4 beds per room? Me: whos on first? OG: what? Me: no whats on second, do you want a key so you can look at one of the rooms? OG: yes….wait, what? Me:...here…..*grabs pen and paper* OG: oh….nevermind, that’s not what im looking for ME: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU /RANT . . . . . . . . OR IS IT……

[ircmeltdown]

Blowfish begs for a tilde

blowfish: yo i think that nigga put that in a honeypot or an iot

blowfish: i noticed

blowfish: SH4.1

blowfish: as the shell

blowfish: he left a mark

blowfish: w/ irc.supernets.org

blowfish: behind

blowfish: LOL

blowfish: why does acid have higher oper then me

blowfish: he has &

blowfish: i brought him here

ak: who knows or cares

ak: not like hes abusing it

blowfish: neither am i

blowfish: he barely chats

blowfish: he should be brouyght down to +o like i was

blowfish: just making a point

ak: acid gave me 14 boxes

ak: thats p sick if u ask me

blowfish: im your nigga tho

blowfish: dude thats not cool man

ak: yeah you are

ak: hence why u got chanops and linkops

blowfish: i wan me tilde back

ak: u literally just want netops for the rep and vanity

ak: which is stupid as fuck

blowfish: i understand how to oper

blowfish: just because i wasnt chatting for a 3 days

blowfish: doesnt give you the right to do that

blowfish: and say I don't know how to oper

blowfish: whats the point of even having link ops

blowfish: it doesnt do shit

blowfish: i cant sajoin shit

blowfish: theres no fucking point 2 it

blowfish: i cant gzline

blowfish: and i may have handled the floods incorrectly but atleast i tried

ak: linkops gives u a ton of privs

ak: normal users dont have

blowfish: takbar never did shit

blowfish: all im saying dude

blowfish: is i tried and takbar never did

ak: operclass linker {

ak: privileges {

ak: channel { extbans; operonly; restrictedmodes; topic; };

ak: immune {

ak: channel { flood; };

ak: jointhrottle;

ak: limits;

ak: regonly;

ak: };

ak: kill { local; };

ak: override {

ak: ban { operonly; };

ak: channel { invite; };

ak: extban;

ak: invite;

ak: kick { nokick; }

ak: message;

ak: mode;

ak: see;

ak: topic;

ak: };

ak: privacy;

ak: self { ident; };

ak: server { info; opermotd; remote; };

ak: tkl { kline; };

ak: };

ak: };

ak: look @ all those privs bo

ak: privs 4 dayz

blowfish: why is it that blowfish gets knocked down the totem

blowfish: when he put in just as much effort as u did

blowfish: into making this irc pop

blowfish: take your time

ak: bringing chatters in here and chatting har is awesome

ak: that doesnt mean every person who does that gets netops

blowfish: so why does dolphgin get netops

ak: cus he knows how to oper

ak: he gets abusive but

ak: hes in his place now

blowfish: so do I

blowfish: just as much as he does

blowfish: i can use google just like he can

blowfish: anyone can

ak: he doesnt have to google

blowfish: neither do i

ak: ive witnessed how u handle floods

ak: all you do is +im every time

blowfish: name one thing

blowfish: ive deinitely

ak: other than that

ak: i didnt see u do

ak: anythign else with ops

blowfish: thats

blowfish: noit

blowfish: what i have done

ak: my memory is

ak: flawless and great

blowfish: ok

blowfish: remove me oper

blowfish: me link

blowfish: and me link

ak: are u really chimping out right now lol

blowfish: its not about a chimp out

blowfish: im just gonna be a normal chatter

ak: this is pathetic

ak: this is why i dont give u netops

ak: cus u whine when u dont get ur way

blowfish: its not about that

blowfish: its about me having me privs stripped

blowfish: so i will not contribute like u think i already dont

ak: "if i cant wear the crown, i dont wanna be in the castle"

blowfish: its not that, u think

blowfish: i dont contribute

ak: i said u do

ak: u chat and bring chatters

ak: and offer shells to keep chatters

ak: i just dont think u need a higher level of ops than you have right now

ak: i mean really

ak: most of the op shit is in #superbowl

ak: theres hardly any network op shit that even needs to be done

ak: 80% of the time

ak: anope handles so much shit now and the dnsbl's

ak: i dont really get what privs you want that youre lack right now

blowfish: gzline

blowfish: sajoin

blowfish: and a ~

blowfish: to show im an og

blowfish: and stuck along the way

ak: the only hosts that ever need to be gzline'd are bots

ak: and the dnsbl does that

ak: why do u need sajoin

ak: you and i both know you just wanna

ak: /fuckyou ppl

blowfish: no

blowfish: i dont

blowfish: quit being retarded

blowfish: u asked me what i wanted

blowfish: i told u bluntly

blowfish: sajoin

blowfish: gzline

blowfish: so i can handle

blowfish: when things need 2 be

blowfish: done

ak: blowfish: and a ~

ak: you literally want this for the vanity lol

ak: ~ dos nothing but prevent you from being kicked by lower level chanops.

ak: but u have linkops, so u can already ban evade

blowfish: ok remove the ~

blowfish: from u and takbar

blowfish: remove the ~

blowfish: from u and tkabar

blowfish: for the whole month

ak: what

ak: lol

blowfish: do it

ak: what the fuck

blowfish: why wont u

ak: are you

blowfish: remove it

ak: even

ak: saying

ak: rn

blowfish: if its juist vanity

blowfish: make yourselves only +o

ak: im saying its vanity in your eyes

blowfish: its vanity in your eyes 2

ak: what is ~ gonna do for you that u cant do rigt now?

blowfish: apparently

blowfish: i was ~ before and now im not

ak: what is ~ gonna do for you that u cant do rigt now?

* ak waits..

blowfish: if ur not giving me gzline or sajoin

blowfish: then take it all the way

blowfish: because theres no point in even having it

ak: are you actually blogging this long about 2 privs ???

ak: is this serious lol

blowfish: its v srs

blowfish: actually ur right

blowfish: acid gave u 17 boxes

blowfish: u dont need me box

blowfish: the ram can be used for shells for people

ak: answer these 3 questions...

ak: 1. what is ~ gonna do for you that you cant do right now

ak: 2. when would u even need sajoin besides to /fuckyou

ak: 3. why would u need gzline when dnsbl does all that

ak: abusive users get a kline/channebl ban, not a gzline

ak: which u can do already

blowfish: i need to sajoin when situations happen like mass kicks

ak: masskicks are pretty impossible with the anope access list..

blowfish: u and i both know dnsbl doesnt block everything

blowfish: ur a fool if u think that

ak: we have about 90 users here

ak: and the max users ever was 120

ak: 30 bots?

ak: looks like dnsbl works fine

blowfish: this is going nowhere

blowfish: your a psychotpath

ak: cus you arent making any points

blowfish: remove me

blowfish: im a normal chatter now

blowfish: In the event that the dnsbl gets through I would like to have my priviledges ban to remove the problem.

blowfish: theres plenty of times when im on @ 4am 5am or even early morning and shit goes wrong briefly

ak: you want to manually gzline a few bots instead of piling them in #lobby with +lL and ignoring it?

ak: that sounds like a waste of keys to type

blowfish: infact

blowfish: wat the actual fuck

blowfish: dude

blowfish: is wrong with u

ak: nothing actually

ak: