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tellywoodtrash Β· 7 years
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ok this LOVEAKSHARI nonsense is giving me too much michmichi. can i just fwd through the whole thing? 😬😬😬
wow, they finally invited chubby for like one function. pffffffffft. warna their functions are filled with complete randos and not their actual friends. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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these ladies look as convinced about this idiotic rasm as i am. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
β€œdekho woh words sunne ke liye bhaiyya kya kya kar rahe hai. bol do, warna faaltu mein yeh game khelna padega. πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜Ÿβ€ . . . . β€œAAP LOGON KI ISHQBAAZI KE CHAKKAR MEIN HUM SAB KI WAAT LAGEGI. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’β€
lmaooooooooo rudra is meeee. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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lol the tiny moment where she shoves shivaay away for eavesdropping. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β€œek toh tu apne matlab ke liye hum sab ko phasaa raha hai...”
absolutely NO ONE is into this gaaaarbage plan of shivaay’s.Β 
wait, why is there music playinggggg for antakshari?? AND WHY IS KHANNA HANDLING THE MUSIC FOR THIS STUPID GAME INSTEAD OF THE SECURITY OF THE HOUSE??????? 😧😧😧😧
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT INTRUDER HE SAW ON THE CCTV YEST AND INFORMED SHIVAAY ABOUT? DID THEY EVEN FIND THEM? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT WHOLE SCENE???? LIKE.. THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING RANDOM AND HAS SO MANY AWAIII KE LOOPHOLES 😀😀😀😀😀
ok this is so not how you play antakshari. MATLAB BASIIIIIIIIC GAMES BHI KHELNA NAHI AATA IN LOGON KO. ouff, rich ppl. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
ok just gonna grit my teeth and get through this, despite dying of michmichi. the things i do for you guys! 😣😣😣
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i love the video to this song, one of the last indipop greats - ayesha takia was cute afffffffff, and man keith was such a hottieeeee. lemme go watch. 😊😊😊😊 
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OK BILLU GODDAMNIT, GET A FUCKING A ROOM. HONESTLY. IN FRONT OF YOUR DAD AND GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I AM FUCKING DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–
NEVER HAVE I BEEN THIS RELIEVED IN MY LIFE TO SEE BHAVYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holds bhavya and collapses weeping* 😭😭😭
what function mein busy, tej/svetlana weren’t even AT the function. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
A+ police work by bhavya. just willy nilly going through drawers and looking under pillows. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
why is tej referring to himself as peter in his own thoughts? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
LMAO TEJ YOU’RE THE WORST AT THIS. MY GOD HOW THESE MEN ARE THE MOST POWERFUL IN THE COUNTRY, IS BEYOND ME. 😐😐😐
bhavya HE LITERALLY SAIDΒ β€œPETER TUMHE HINT DEGA” out louddddd πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
okay fuck this shit. i can’t take this antakshari nonsense anymore, i am fwding. moreover, i like this song, and i can’t tolerate nakuul ruining it for me with his ghatiya lipsyncing. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
OMG WHILE FWDING WHAT EVEN WERE THOSE WEIRD FLOWER WAALE GRAPHICSSSSS MY GOD THIS SHOW’S EDITORS HAVE FUCKING LOST IT, THEY ARE LITERALLY ON THE MOST SASTA OF ALL NASHAS.Β 
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speaking of sasta nasha, where are my babies rikara???? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
how did bhavya get the locked cupboard open? 😐😐😐
acp anda, maaaan gaye aapko aur aapki paar ki nazar ko. lord. SAB KE SAB PAKA RAHEIN HAI AAAAJ. GIMME RIKARA!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀😀😀😀
billu ki ashleel harkatein wahan pe jaari. tujhe gaana itna pata hai toh tu gaa de na. despo saala. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
LMAO SHIVAAY JUST CALLED CHUBBYΒ β€œBUBBLY” HAHAHAHA 🀣🀣🀣🀣
shivaay’s homophobic response to khanna possibly singingΒ β€œi love you” at him confirms further that khanna is canonically gay πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
ok this nonsense has gone on too far, fwdingggggggg.Β 
FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYY  RIKARA!!!!!!! 😊😊😊
OK DO NOT STOP THE CAR IN THIS RANDOM PLAAAAAAAACE COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN OM YOU’RE SUCH AN IDIOT 😫😫😫😫
oh and his leg is perfectly fine now. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
GREAT. BALRAM’S HEREEEEEEEEEEE. UGHHHHH OMMMM πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
ok veryyyyyyyyyyyyy random placement of song???? like ????? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
like... where even does he think he’s going with her in this jungle? matlab game plan kya hai tera, bro? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
ok most NONSENSICAL method of transporting water. why wouldn’t you just place HER next to the water pump, instead of.... you know what, forget it. imma just stfu. 🀐🀐🀐
oh thank god she’s finally up. i don’t have to tolerate more of THAT nonsense. 😣😣😣
what will win, anika’s competitive spirit to win antakshari or her reluctance to lose to billu at the lurrrrrrrrrve games? πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
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β€œmain nahi chahta ki anika haare!”
yeah. zero ulterior motives there, billu. but you a cutie. also doesn’t surbhi look a lot like the girl playing naira in YRKKH here?Β 
anika’s like ok chalo he’s cute. gaa hi deti hoon. 😊😊😊
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billu’s looking like christmas has come early. 😍😍😍
THIS IS THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE SONG TO DO IN FRONT OF ELDERS, GIRL WYD??!?!!?!!!! IS GHAR MEIN REHNA BHI HAI KI NAHIIIII, HOW ARE YOU EVEN GONNA LOOK SHAKTI IN THE FACE AFTER THIS 😫😫😫😫😟😟😟😣😣😣
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they should just put this picture in the dictionary under the wordsΒ β€œdesperate”,Β β€œhorny”, andΒ β€œthirst”. and this static image isn’t even showing the HEAVY BREATHING HE’S DOING. 😢😢😢
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OMG AT THIS POINT I DON’T EVEN CARE WHO SAYS IT FIRST, JUST SPIT IT OUTTTTTTTT SO *I* CAN BE OUT OF *MY* MISERY MY GOD HETEROSEXUALITY IS SO FUCKING TIRING AND ANNOYING 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
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chubby is me. i am chubby. deliver us from this hell plz. πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
lmaooooo papppppu banayaaaaaaa. 😊😊😊
i think billu might actually have a heart attack from the stress of this all. 😐😐😐
LMAO HE ACTUALLY STORMED OFFFFFFFFFFFFF OMG WHAT A FUCKING BABYYYYY HAHAHAHAH πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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LMAOOOOOOOOO ANIKA’S GLEE AT DOING TAI TAI PHISSS OF HIS PLAN I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRR 😘😘😘😘
yes ok this is very nice you two, but BALRAM IS HERE. PLEASE FUCKING GTFO HERE. 😫😫😫
ok this is the worst hiding ever. omki’s inherited shivaay’s lack of expertise when it comes to hide and seek. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
finally some smart thinking.Β 
OK FUCKING RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NOWWWWWWWWWWΒ 
oh thank god. πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯
LMAO BALRAM FINALLY DECIDES TO GIVE UP. HE’S ANGRY AND VENGEFUL, BUT ONLY WITHIN CITY LIMITS. CROSSING BORDERS AND SHIZ IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
lmao rudraaa and kaveri darling and his bhook for her haath ka dosa.Β 
goddamnit i want dosa now. ughhhhhhh goddamn midnight hunger attacks.Β 
billu is having a riiiiiiiight shitfit in his room about losing. lord, what a loser. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
it’s really bothering me she’s wearing gold jewelry with a silver outfit. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
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yeh gaya phone. god anika, of all the habits to emulate. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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lolllllll the wayyyy she’s doing ungliiiiiiiii. i love herrrrr. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
she be like biiiiitch, i don’t need no stupidass function to tell you what i’m thinking.Β 
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okaaaay? strange condition? lol she doesn’t want to be distracted from her declaration by him feeling her up? πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
β€œkarne kya wali ho anika???” lol nothing too exciting. calm down.Β 
LMAO I KNEW IT. I KNEW SHE’D GO FOR THE HAIR. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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LOL his look of resignation. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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HOLY SHIT GIRL, DEM MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!! GET SOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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lollllllllllllllllllllll his OMGOMGOMGOMG face. i can’t stop lolingggggg. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GIRL. THAT WAS SEXY AF. HOW YOU SUCH A PRO AT THIS GAME????? 😯😯😯
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.... IS HE OK? HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT CRY. tbh, don’t blame him. she just took her game from non existent to fucking 3000, and we’re all very overwhelmed. 😯😯😯
OMFG, KILL HIM. AT LEAST SAY IT BACK YOU ASSHOLE. 😧😧😧😧
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look at him panic-rearranging his hair. what a fucking baby. why did he want to hear it if he’s not ready to say it? ugh. men. 😑😑😑
oh boy. paani ka glass. he’s gonna get paanika’d for this. and he fully deserves it. this fucker did this the last time too with the AWWWWWWW. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
OMFGΒ β€œTHANK YOU”. HE SAIDΒ β€œTHANK YOU”. AND IS SAYING SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY BECAUSE SAYING THANK YOU IS HARD FOR HIM. FUCKING KILLLLLLL HIM ANIKA. THROW HIM IN THE FUCKING POOL. πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ
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YUP. πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½
lol she threw the glass at him too. girl shoulda aimed at his fucking head. 😀😀😀
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β€œSHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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lmaooooo awww, look at this dork. so happy, that he’s doing air guitar. what a fucking idiotttttttttt. NOW GO TELL HER, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. 😭😭😭😭😭
ok rudra, shutttttttttt the fuck up. you’re so annoying. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
aaaaaaaaaand zabardasti ka romance. fuck it, fwding. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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β€œitni badi wali choppppp si kardi meri!” 
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"inhe toh main chodungi nahi!!!!!!!!!!”
lololololol look how fucking terrified he is that she’s returned. 🀣🀣🀣
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ok she’s just gonna have to fucking murder him in his sleep tonight. 😊😊😊
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ok, he really is going to pass out from the stress of it all. someone keep 911 on standby. 😐😐😐
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lmaoooooooooooooooo her ranttttttttt. i love this girl so much. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
shivaay hyping himself to stop acting like a fucking teenager and tell her already.Β 
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β€œshe said she lovessssss me!!!!!!!! loves MEEEEEEEEE!” Β 
expectation: β€œok main bhi himmat karoonga, aur bol doonga. I’M SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI. jaise hi saamne aati hai, bol dunga! I’M GONNA SAY IT.” 
reality:Β 
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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh tej. is it necessary that you have to say all this OUT LOUD? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
my god, could you be a worse actor??????????? so fucking shady you are. 😐😐😐
she just yelled STOP IT TEJJJJJJJJJJJJ in her non south indian accent. no need to stay in character anymore? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
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lmao svetlana is 600% done with him. i hope she murders him. 😊😊😊
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. seems like there really is some HIDDEN truth to shivaay’s past??? and dadi’s in on it? LET HIM REALLY BE NAJAAYAZ LORD, AND LET MAHI BE HIS BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GOD! 😩😩😩😩😩
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