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ok this LOVEAKSHARI nonsense is giving me too much michmichi. can i just fwd through the whole thing? π¬π¬π¬
wow, they finally invited chubby for like one function. pffffffffft. warna their functions are filled with complete randos and not their actual friends. πππ
these ladies look as convinced about this idiotic rasm as i am. πππ
βdekho woh words sunne ke liye bhaiyya kya kya kar rahe hai. bol do, warna faaltu mein yeh game khelna padega. πππβ
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βAAP LOGON KI ISHQBAAZI KE CHAKKAR MEIN HUM SAB KI WAAT LAGEGI. πππβ
lmaooooooooo rudra is meeee. πππ
lol the tiny moment where she shoves shivaay away for eavesdropping. πππ
βek toh tu apne matlab ke liye hum sab ko phasaa raha hai...β
absolutely NO ONE is into this gaaaarbage plan of shivaayβs.Β
wait, why is there music playinggggg for antakshari?? AND WHY IS KHANNA HANDLING THE MUSIC FOR THIS STUPID GAME INSTEAD OF THE SECURITY OF THE HOUSE??????? π§π§π§π§
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT INTRUDER HE SAW ON THE CCTV YEST AND INFORMED SHIVAAY ABOUT? DID THEY EVEN FIND THEM? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT WHOLE SCENE???? LIKE.. THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING RANDOM AND HAS SO MANY AWAIII KE LOOPHOLES π€π€π€π€π€
ok this is so not how you play antakshari. MATLAB BASIIIIIIIIC GAMES BHI KHELNA NAHI AATA IN LOGON KO. ouff, rich ppl. πππ
ok just gonna grit my teeth and get through this, despite dying of michmichi. the things i do for you guys! π£π£π£
i love the video to this song, one of the last indipop greats - ayesha takia was cute afffffffff, and man keith was such a hottieeeee. lemme go watch. ππππΒ
OK BILLU GODDAMNIT, GET A FUCKING A ROOM. HONESTLY. IN FRONT OF YOUR DAD AND GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I AM FUCKING DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π₯π₯π₯π¬π¬π¬π¬πππ
NEVER HAVE I BEEN THIS RELIEVED IN MY LIFE TO SEE BHAVYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holds bhavya and collapses weeping* πππ
what function mein busy, tej/svetlana werenβt even AT the function. πππ
A+ police work by bhavya. just willy nilly going through drawers and looking under pillows. πππ
why is tej referring to himself as peter in his own thoughts? π€π€π€
LMAO TEJ YOUβRE THE WORST AT THIS. MY GOD HOW THESE MEN ARE THE MOST POWERFUL IN THE COUNTRY, IS BEYOND ME. πππ
bhavya HE LITERALLY SAIDΒ βPETER TUMHE HINT DEGAβ out louddddd πππ
okay fuck this shit. i canβt take this antakshari nonsense anymore, i am fwding. moreover, i like this song, and i canβt tolerate nakuul ruining it for me with his ghatiya lipsyncing. πππ
OMG WHILE FWDING WHAT EVEN WERE THOSE WEIRD FLOWER WAALE GRAPHICSSSSS MY GOD THIS SHOWβS EDITORS HAVE FUCKING LOST IT, THEY ARE LITERALLY ON THE MOST SASTA OF ALL NASHAS.Β
speaking of sasta nasha, where are my babies rikara???? π€π€π€
how did bhavya get the locked cupboard open? πππ
acp anda, maaaan gaye aapko aur aapki paar ki nazar ko. lord. SAB KE SAB PAKA RAHEIN HAI AAAAJ. GIMME RIKARA!!!!!!!!!!!! π€π€π€π€
billu ki ashleel harkatein wahan pe jaari. tujhe gaana itna pata hai toh tu gaa de na. despo saala. πππ
LMAO SHIVAAY JUST CALLED CHUBBYΒ βBUBBLYβ HAHAHAHA π€£π€£π€£π€£
shivaayβs homophobic response to khanna possibly singingΒ βi love youβ at him confirms further that khanna is canonically gay πππ
ok this nonsense has gone on too far, fwdingggggggg.Β
FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYY Β RIKARA!!!!!!! πππ
OK DO NOT STOP THE CAR IN THIS RANDOM PLAAAAAAAACE COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN OM YOUβRE SUCH AN IDIOT π«π«π«π«
oh and his leg is perfectly fine now. πππ
GREAT. BALRAMβS HEREEEEEEEEEEE. UGHHHHH OMMMM ππππ
ok veryyyyyyyyyyyyy random placement of song???? like ????? π€π€π€π€
like... where even does he think heβs going with her in this jungle? matlab game plan kya hai tera, bro? πππ
ok most NONSENSICAL method of transporting water. why wouldnβt you just place HER next to the water pump, instead of.... you know what, forget it. imma just stfu. π€π€π€
oh thank god sheβs finally up. i donβt have to tolerate more of THAT nonsense. π£π£π£
what will win, anikaβs competitive spirit to win antakshari or her reluctance to lose to billu at the lurrrrrrrrrve games? πππ
βmain nahi chahta ki anika haare!β
yeah. zero ulterior motives there, billu. but you a cutie. also doesnβt surbhi look a lot like the girl playing naira in YRKKH here?Β
anikaβs like ok chalo heβs cute. gaa hi deti hoon. πππ
billuβs looking like christmas has come early. πππ
THIS IS THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE SONG TO DO IN FRONT OF ELDERS, GIRL WYD??!?!!?!!!! IS GHAR MEIN REHNA BHI HAI KI NAHIIIII, HOW ARE YOU EVEN GONNA LOOK SHAKTI IN THE FACE AFTER THIS π«π«π«π«ππππ£π£π£
they should just put this picture in the dictionary under the wordsΒ βdesperateβ,Β βhornyβ, andΒ βthirstβ. and this static image isnβt even showing the HEAVY BREATHING HEβS DOING. πΆπΆπΆ
OMG AT THIS POINT I DONβT EVEN CARE WHO SAYS IT FIRST, JUST SPIT IT OUTTTTTTTT SO *I* CAN BE OUT OF *MY* MISERY MY GOD HETEROSEXUALITY IS SO FUCKING TIRING AND ANNOYING π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
chubby is me. i am chubby. deliver us from this hell plz. πππ
lmaooooo papppppu banayaaaaaaa. πππ
i think billu might actually have a heart attack from the stress of this all. πππ
LMAO HE ACTUALLY STORMED OFFFFFFFFFFFFF OMG WHAT A FUCKING BABYYYYY HAHAHAHAH ππππ
LMAOOOOOOOOO ANIKAβS GLEE AT DOING TAI TAI PHISSS OF HIS PLAN I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRR ππππ
yes ok this is very nice you two, but BALRAM IS HERE. PLEASE FUCKING GTFO HERE. π«π«π«
ok this is the worst hiding ever. omkiβs inherited shivaayβs lack of expertise when it comes to hide and seek. πππ
finally some smart thinking.Β
OK FUCKING RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NOWWWWWWWWWWΒ
oh thank god. π₯π₯π₯
LMAO BALRAM FINALLY DECIDES TO GIVE UP. HEβS ANGRY AND VENGEFUL, BUT ONLY WITHIN CITY LIMITS. CROSSING BORDERS AND SHIZ IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM. π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
lmao rudraaa and kaveri darling and his bhook for her haath ka dosa.Β
goddamnit i want dosa now. ughhhhhhh goddamn midnight hunger attacks.Β
billu is having a riiiiiiiight shitfit in his room about losing. lord, what a loser. πππ
itβs really bothering me sheβs wearing gold jewelry with a silver outfit. πππ
yeh gaya phone. god anika, of all the habits to emulate. πππ
lolllllll the wayyyy sheβs doing ungliiiiiiiii. i love herrrrr. πππ
she be like biiiiitch, i donβt need no stupidass function to tell you what iβm thinking.Β
okaaaay? strange condition? lol she doesnβt want to be distracted from her declaration by him feeling her up? πππ
βkarne kya wali ho anika???β lol nothing too exciting. calm down.Β
LMAO I KNEW IT. I KNEW SHEβD GO FOR THE HAIR. πππ
LOL his look of resignation. πππ
HOLY SHIT GIRL, DEM MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!! GET SOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ππππππ
lollllllllllllllllllllll his OMGOMGOMGOMG face. i canβt stop lolingggggg. πππ
DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GIRL. THAT WAS SEXY AF. HOW YOU SUCH A PRO AT THIS GAME????? π―π―π―
.... IS HE OK? HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT CRY. tbh, donβt blame him. she just took her game from non existent to fucking 3000, and weβre all very overwhelmed. π―π―π―
OMFG, KILL HIM. AT LEAST SAY IT BACK YOU ASSHOLE. π§π§π§π§
look at him panic-rearranging his hair. what a fucking baby. why did he want to hear it if heβs not ready to say it? ugh. men. π‘π‘π‘
oh boy. paani ka glass. heβs gonna get paanikaβd for this. and he fully deserves it. this fucker did this the last time too with the AWWWWWWW. πππ
OMFGΒ βTHANK YOUβ. HE SAIDΒ βTHANK YOUβ. AND IS SAYING SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY BECAUSE SAYING THANK YOU IS HARD FOR HIM. FUCKING KILLLLLLL HIM ANIKA. THROW HIM IN THE FUCKING POOL. πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
YUP. ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½
lol she threw the glass at him too. girl shoulda aimed at his fucking head. π€π€π€
βSHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!β
lmaooooo awww, look at this dork. so happy, that heβs doing air guitar. what a fucking idiotttttttttt. NOW GO TELL HER, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. πππππ
ok rudra, shutttttttttt the fuck up. youβre so annoying. πππ
aaaaaaaaaand zabardasti ka romance. fuck it, fwding. πππ
βitni badi wali choppppp si kardi meri!βΒ
"inhe toh main chodungi nahi!!!!!!!!!!β
lololololol look how fucking terrified he is that sheβs returned. π€£π€£π€£
ok sheβs just gonna have to fucking murder him in his sleep tonight. πππ
ok, he really is going to pass out from the stress of it all. someone keep 911 on standby. πππ
lmaoooooooooooooooo her ranttttttttt. i love this girl so much. πππ
shivaay hyping himself to stop acting like a fucking teenager and tell her already.Β
βshe said she lovessssss me!!!!!!!! loves MEEEEEEEEE!β Β
expectation: βok main bhi himmat karoonga, aur bol doonga. IβM SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI. jaise hi saamne aati hai, bol dunga! IβM GONNA SAY IT.βΒ
reality:Β
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE π¨π¨π¨π¨
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!
oh tej. is it necessary that you have to say all this OUT LOUD? πππ
my god, could you be a worse actor??????????? so fucking shady you are. πππ
she just yelled STOP IT TEJJJJJJJJJJJJ in her non south indian accent. no need to stay in character anymore? π€π€π€
lmao svetlana is 600% done with him. i hope she murders him. πππ
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. seems like there really is some HIDDEN truth to shivaayβs past??? and dadiβs in on it? LET HIM REALLY BE NAJAAYAZ LORD, AND LET MAHI BE HIS BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GOD! π©π©π©π©π©
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