#3045

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[thewertsearch]

GA: Im Afraid I Am Going To Have To Devote All My Efforts To Stopping You

Huh? This isn't like Kanaya at all - and timeline-wise, it just doesn't make any sense.

TT: I'm sorry to hear that, Kanaya. TT: What did you have in mind for this new and exciting adversarial phase of our relationship? GA: Im So Glad You Asked

Ohh, they're just screwing around. Should've guessed.

I'm glad I read ahead when I did, then. There was a timeline where this entire post was a multi-paragraph Kanaya vs Rose analysis.

GA: You See GA: I Have Been Training A Powerful Wizard

You can't mean-

Ahahahahaha! Good fucking luck, Eridan!

Is Kanaya pranking him? Please tell me Kanaya is pranking him.

Also, I like that the Veil's Alchemiters aren't 'fun'. They're just greyed-out machines, befitting a serious, no-nonsense laboratory at the edge of the game.

TT: ! GA: Yes Your Shout Pole Is Like A Tower Broadcasting Your Fear Across The Ring And You Are Right To Be Afraid

I think Kanaya has started to realize just how funny she is.

GA: I Have Commissioned None Other Than The Legendary Prince Of Hope [...]

Bit of an ironic title, that one. Not Prince, of course, that fully tracks - but Eridan doesn't strike me as a particularly hopeful or optimistic person.

...wait, what am I saying?

Eridan - Eridan, who can't get through a single chatlog without quadrantflirting - is nothing but optimistic. Despite the word's connotations, Hope isn't necessarily a force for good.

[...] And I Am Teaching Him The Ways Of White Sorcery

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[pesterloglog]

Kanaya Maryam, Rose Lalonde

Act 5, page 3045-3047

-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --

GA: Since The Gap Between Your Present Moment And The Implementation Of Your Mystifying Self Destruction Continues To Narrow

GA: This Will Be The Last Conversation In Which I Attempt To Talk You Out Of It Nicely

TT: I explained this.

TT: The intent isn't true self sacrifice.

GA: First Of All Youre Underestimating The Gravity Of A Dream Death

GA: Its A Pretty Serious Thing Okay

GA: And Dream Selves Are Important To A Person In Ways That Arent Always Obvious

GA: I Think Youre Being Frivolous But Thats Not Really The Sentiment Reinforcing The Exoskeleton Of My Argument

GA: Soon You Will Be Blacked Out Of Trollians Viewport

GA: And I Have No Explanation For This

GA: And Neither Do You

GA: So Ill Just Assume The Worst And You Should Too

TT: Are you sure it's not because I'm sleeping?

GA: Ive Seen You Sleep Before

GA: You Are Just

GA: Asleep

GA: On Screen

GA: Peaceful And Harmless And Posing No Threat To Anyone

GA: Unless I Guess You Are Up To Mischief In Your Dreams Which I Cannot Rule Out

GA: Actually Thats Probably What You Do In Your Sleep What Was I Thinking

TT: Shh...

GA: Uh

GA: What

TT: Blah blah blah!

GA: Right Sorry

GA: Im Saying This Is A Special Case

GA: It Is Foreboding And Disconcerting And You Are Being Reckless

TT: You're right, I can't explain why I go dark on your monitor.

TT: But I'm confident in my plan. I have it under control.

GA: Your Hubris Is Really Astonishing

GA: Easily Twice The Mass Of A Universe I Think

GA: That It Hasnt Collapsed Upon Itself Into A Tiny Lavender Singularity Is The Most Striking Marvel Paradox Space Has Coughed Up Yet

TT: Maybe it did?

TT: Maybe that's what went wrong.

TT: We figured it out!

GA: No Please Stop

GA: Humor Wont Deflect My Really Big And Important Tirade Okay

GA: You Are Investing Too Much Confidence In Evil Gods Who Oppose Skaia And Your True Purpose And

GA: I Cant Abide That

GA: And

GA: As Difficult As This Is For Me To Confess

GA: I Think Your Plan Is Very Dangerous

GA: And So Are You

TT: Oh?

GA: Yes

GA: And

GA: Im Afraid I Am Going To Have To Devote All My Efforts To Stopping You

TT: I'm sorry to hear that, Kanaya.

TT: What did you have in mind for this new and exciting adversarial phase of our relationship?

GA: Im So Glad You Asked

GA: You See

GA: I Have Been Training A Powerful Wizard

TT: !

GA: Yes Your Shout Pole Is Like A Tower Broadcasting Your Fear Across The Ring And You Are Right To Be Afraid

GA: I Have Commissioned None Other Than The Legendary Prince Of Hope And I Am Teaching Him The Ways Of White Sorcery

GA: I Have Observed Your Methods And You Will Come To The Most Unwelcome Realization That All Of Your Guile And Cunning Has Finally Backfired

GA: This Noble Magician Of Pure Light Will Serve As The Counterpoint To Your Arcane Debauchery

GA: He Will Hunt You Down And Goodness And Hope Will Prevail

TT: Is it too late to throw myself at your mercy?

GA: Yes Its Much Too Late For That

TT: I see.

TT: Then clearly I will have to prepare for this soul sundering duel, whilst making my own funeral arrangements.

GA: Oh Yes I Do Believe Securing A Corpse Box Would Be Prudent

GA: Fitted To Dimensions Suited To Your Myriad Of Unassembled Leaky Body Parts In Aggregate

TT: What will herald the arrival of this swift and righteous thaumaturge?

TT: Will I be blinded by the fearsome lashes of light ribboning from the incandescent coastline of his beauteous aura?

TT: Should I borrow my friend's sunglasses?

GA: Yes Definitely

GA: Definitely Do That

GA: Wait I Hope That Wasnt Too Emphatic

GA: Maybe At This Point I Should Clarify This Is All A Big Joke

TT: Yeah.

TT: I was getting that.

TT: You don't always have to tip your hand, Kanaya. You were doing well.

GA: I Was

TT: Mm-hm.

GA: Okay Great

GA: I Think What I Find Most Challenging About Human Insincerity Based Humor Is The Degree Of Commitment To The Fantasy Which Is Apparently Requisite

TT: We take it very seriously.

GA: I Mean To Say

GA: The Gesture Of Hostility In This Case Was The Joke

GA: I Did In Fact "Train" This Character

GA: I Made Him A Wand To Shut Him Up

TT: Wait, you did? Really?

GA: He Wouldnt Stop Harassing Me For Your "Secrets"

TT: That's incredible. Well done.

GA: Hes The One With The Royalty Complex And Speaks With All The Extra Vees And Doubleyous

TT: Oh, I knew exactly who you were talking about from the start.

GA: Okay

TT: I must say, this little project pleases me.

TT: Do keep me apprised of all further developments.

GA: Okay I Will

TT: At least until my looming grimdarkdeath steals me away.

GA: Uh

GA: Yeah That

GA: Is Still Something That I Dont Really Want To Joke About

GA: I Hope That Came Across As A Sincere Statement

[thewertsearch]

GA: This Will Be The Last Conversation In Which I Attempt To Talk You Out Of It Nicely [...] GA: First Of All Youre Underestimating The Gravity Of A Dream Death GA: Its A Pretty Serious Thing Okay GA: And Dream Selves Are Important To A Person In Ways That Arent Always Obvious

Your Dream Self is a fundamental part of who you are as a Player. It's connected to your subconscious mind, in a manner which is still rather mysterious, even now.

Is Dream Death a fair price to pay for the Green Sun's destruction? We don't know the true consequences of either event, so it's difficult to say. Scratch's cooperation is proof that it's a bad idea, though, so the point is effectively moot.

GA: Soon You Will Be Blacked Out Of Trollians Viewport GA: And I Have No Explanation For This GA: And Neither Do You GA: So Ill Just Assume The Worst And You Should Too

Sure, you can't see her, but what about her messages?

Is post-blackout Rose still replying to you? What about post-blackout John, Jade and Dave? They can't all be permanently blocked - John was texting Karkat right at the end.

There logically must be a timeframe where Kanaya can speak to one of the kids after the blackout, allowing her to puzzle out what might have triggered it. Are they just too busy to talk?

TT: Are you sure it's not because I'm sleeping? GA: Ive Seen You Sleep Before GA: You Are Just GA: Asleep GA: On Screen GA: Peaceful And Harmless And Posing No Threat To Anyone GA: Unless I Guess You Are Up To Mischief In Your Dreams Which I Cannot Rule Out GA: Actually Thats Probably What You Do In Your Sleep What Was I Thinking TT: Shh… GA: Uh GA: What TT: Blah blah blah! GA: Right Sorry

That 'blah blah blah' feels awfully playful, coming from Rose. It's cute...

GA: No Please Stop GA: Humor Wont Deflect My Really Big And Important Tirade Okay

...but it also feels like another clever deflection tactic. She's weaponizing her flirting.

GA: You Are Investing Too Much Confidence In Evil Gods Who Oppose Skaia And Your True Purpose And GA: I Cant Abide That

I'm really not convinced that they're evil. Suspicious, yes, obviously - but I don't think 'opposing Skaia' is proof that they're evil. I think I oppose Skaia, too.

[aismallard]

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Honestly the best part of SCP-3045 for me is that Hippo legit didn't know about the Bee Movie before he wrote it. It's like fate itself had these two events happen independently so they could meet later.

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