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#I love our little flirt
leonsliga · 22 days
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He was seducing Declan Rice ☠️
There’s three constants in life: death, taxes, and Leon rizzing up the opposition
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kristalijah · 8 months
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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!
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stormyoceans · 1 year
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I'm howling after watching Our skyy first ep.
Palm, buldozing his way into lordness: wtf are you talking about you bully why are you calling me Lo-
Nueng appears on his knees half naked and looks at Palm like His a God:
Palm, willing hard on away: damn
JUST FINISHED THE EPISODE AND MY STOMACH LITERALLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH PALM REALLY WENT FROM 'I DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS REINCARNATION TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT I WON'T BE TRICKED' TO 'IT'S FREE ROLEPLAY OCCASION' AS SOON AS HE SAW NUENG KNEELING DOWN LOOKING UP AT HIM
my guy was just standing there sensing seeing perceiving looking directly at nueng while having another sexual awakening and giving so much 👁️👄👁️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 energy im honestly surprised they weren't discovered right away. then nueng told him he had to play the part and make it convincing and all palm heard was '100k master/servant role reversal secret relationship historical AU'
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW CAN ANYONE DISLIKE PALM TBH HE IS THE FUNNIEST DUDE AROUND
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sarcastic--knight · 6 months
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So, the real reason why you beat me here is because I stopped to smell the roses. 
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arsenicflame · 1 year
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the fundamental basis of a 'sams izzy' for me is that he has to be someone canon izzy looks at and thinks "... i could have had this?"
i dont think everything would have gone perfectly if izzy had gone with sam, but i do think maybe he would have been happier than our izzy is when we see him, and i want our izzy to see that and just... wonder. wonder if he made the right decisions. was he right to go with edward? is he happy with his life?
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Congrats to Cole ninjago for being an actual aroace icon
All my man needs is cake and his friends and he's perfectly happy with that what a legend
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icantalk710 · 1 year
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Office yesterday 😤 || WFH vibe today 🥱
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kyuala · 8 months
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hmm
#having Thoughts that maybe i shouldnt be having#so i have a friend who's handsome hot nice kind sweet funny etc he's like the whole package#yesterday one of our friends told him i didnt have his contact saved on my phone and we (jokingly) made a whole thing out of it#so he took the convo from our gc to our private messages to let me know he had mine saved WITH A SUNFLOWER EMOJI NEXT TO MY NAME#bc ATTENTION according to him i am little flower and im radiant like the sun so = sunflower#like 🥹🥹🥹🥹❓❓❓❓#n then he told me i didnt have to change my pfp bc i alr looked pretty in it then he called me his love and today#we're all going to a party our friends' cheerleading squad is hosting right and he won't go bc he'll be busy that day#i was moping in the gc bc i wanted the promotional prices (im the only one who doesnt go to their uni n non student prices r higher) and#they weren't available anymore so he messaged me to tell me he'd help me go?? i said how he said he'd pay me the difference i was like 💀#so i said okay it's only like 10 bucks and he sent me 20 like hello? i know this doesnt sound like much but we're all broke college students#so like? why did he do it#he said if he wasn't able to go he'd like to at least help me go then sent me extra w a cute little message telling me to enjoy the party#and have fun and calling me a sweet pet name now im like . Confused#bottom line is idk if he's flirting and i probably won't bc a) he's already said he doesnt know to make a move on pretty girls and b) here's#the catch: we have a mutual friend who confessed to me like 3? months ago. i turned her down for a number of reasons n i also knew they had#hooked up before so when i said no ig they started hooking up/going out again? and i wasnt fully aware of that until like. last month#and prior to that i hit on him at a party at our friend's house and all he did was stand there kinda speechless 💀#so i took it as a no n moved on but now idk if its bc like. he was alr w her or he just got shy or if he actually just didnt want it at all#and im just imagining things. and circling back to it: i guess i wont find out bc 1) he won't do anything 2) idk whats the current status of#their relationship (ig over bc they weren't all over e/o at our last function) and 3) even if theyre not together anymore i absolutely would#not try anything behind our friend's back or w/o her knowledge or consent bc they did have something doesnt rly matter what it was and#shes still my friend above all so i gotta be mindful of her feelings for me AND for him and abt us or whatever#so yea thats something thats been on my mind since yesterday#im not like. suffering over it btw its just something on my mind that i wanted to share#i probably wont even do anything about it and then forget abt it next week lol#mari.txt#but also feel free to like comment on this or something i love it when yall r nosey lmfao
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leonardalphachurch · 11 months
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i think it’s really funny that all the people in the tags of that poll saying to vote chucker are people who are still active participants in the fandom meanwhile there’s like one person saying to vote lolix who’s still active. it’s what i’ve always said felix girlies are NOT loyal you’re coming crawling back to vote on a poll well we all know where your loyalties lie.
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bardofbaldur · 9 months
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The previous Era post is just so I can explain that yes Era is very much dreaming of kissing the daylights out of the nerd wizard but she is too 👉👈 about it while in the Weave so she is just- jus-just thinking about h-holding -h-hand-hands 👉👈 😳
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theinfinitedivides · 1 year
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Deepika and Shah Rukh doing skincare routines with her brand before the Pathaan conference gives off potential post-canon domestic vibes with a side of irl-sponsorship ('i'm glowing' 'you are') and i am f*cking soft
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devilishdelights · 1 year
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I played the demo and apparently vere can kill us? Not me tho I’m just 2 good 😎🔥💯
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pabst-belikov · 2 years
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I convinced that all of us who like billy, we are just a support group
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toastsnaffler · 1 year
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istg one of these days.......
#ya know that post thats like texting lesbians: its throw bowling balls down the stairs day u better be game#one of my fave posts ever in the world#anyway my lesbian flatmate texts like the straight female friend part of that post and i love her but its killing me#its endearing but its so hard not to read it as flirty stoppitttt im already dedicating so much work to repressing this little crush 😭#ALSO THAT POST THATS LIKE FLIRTING W GIRLS WILL HAVE U ADDING :3 TO UR TEXTS literally so true but I dont think she means it like that 😭😭#like she talks to everyone that way I remember when I first met her me + my ex spent ages trying to work out if she was gay#bc we were so sure she had a gay vibe but every text felt like it was pointing the other way..... the vindication when I found out she WAS#anyway my resolve weakens with every 😘 emoji like im already thinking abt it dont give me any more ideas !!!!#its not even embarrassing anymore like how am i supposed to exist near someone like her WITHOUT ever having a gay thought#so im not sorry if she sees this. i take rejection like a champ dont be shy#but genuinely tho i dont think shes interested shes just cute like that. and idw make things weird cuz we're still living together next yr#itd be suchh a pain if i made things awkward right when we need to find a place. and anyway my best case is our 3rd flatmates WORST#i wouldnt do that to him god forbid#buuuut...... nope ok enough of that im going back to bed its almost 1am#this is what HAPPENS when u have insomnia tuning into the crazy radio every night#need to get onto dating apps and find smth new to distract me before this gets out of hand....... buttttt i dont want to >:|#its ok my patience is infinite i like playing the long game. i was into my ex for 2 and a half years before i made any moves#i can wait this one out too either itll happen eventually or itll pass. we're good#ok thats GOODNIGHT from me if u read this far wow ur nosy arent u...... jk ily sleep well everyone#muah all round#.diaries
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b0nelessdoodles · 2 years
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Here have more dnd memes cause idk what else to do this time staring Breakfast Club nonsense
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karmanticmoved · 2 years
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need 2 fuck around and flirt with someone for fun, who want me <3
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