#453 nerf

[original-character-championship]

Bracket H Round 1

Poll 3

NERF (@nen-kaii) vs. Bruce the Just (@bruce-stan)

453. NERF (@nen-kaii)

he/him or ne/ner/neir

He has a zipper that exposes his skull because he thought it was silly, he drinks led water, ne blows stuff up with neir rocket launcher for funsies, and ne makes cookies for neir friends. He's so silly it borders on stupid. Gonna squisch him. Squinch.

4'11" little guy, with a shaved head that's split open by a zipper to expose his skull. Sometimes wears a mint-colored helmet with googly eyes pasted on.

454. Bruce the Just (@bruce-stan)

He/Him

     Bruce is a were-shark Barbarian from a pathfinder campaign im in. he is my precious baby boi and the sole reason I'm on tumblr is to shill for him in this bracket. He was abandoned as a child due to his family thinking him a monster and fending for himself till one day while trying to rob a family for food, he goes too far and kills the dad. Stricken with the weight of his actions he seeks to save as many people as possible to make up for his terrible deed.

     He is the definition of a himbo. The kindest of beans and loves nature especially the water. He is allo-aro as he loves everyone as his ever growing number friends but just can't hold romance in his heart, but still is distracted by boobs; can your really blame him boobs bouncy. He is autistic coded and has PTSD from his past actions, hating loud sounds as they remind him of the child and mothers wails of grief at what he did. He is self sacrificing to a fault and will no hesitate to throw himself into any danger for any reason.

     This is reflected in his weapon "Penance". which he spells (penents). A metal shark tooth macuahuitl with one half cold iron and the other half adamantine. It is enchanted to deal extra dmg at the cost of backlash upon himself, which has been the cause of his many scars across his body. Bruce doesn't care however as his weapon is just as much penance for himself as for his enemies.

     He serves as both the heart and big guy for our groups five man band. While he is obviously the dumb muscle, he is the emotional core of our group that makes a cold-hearted assassin, a conniving theif, a vengeance possesed psychopath, a shadowfell raised Dryder, and an apathetic druid, all want to be better people because of his unrelenting love and kindness.

    He hates killing and will even in battle go out of his way to avoid it and violence in general as much as possible. Their is but a single exception to this rule and that is to put any of his new found family in danger. That makes a woman by the name of Valentina a dead girl walking, as she callously murdered his dear friend Ms. S. An ex school teacher who would hand out gold stars to the party. He still has the stars on his macuahuitl as a reminder of his late friend and debt to settle.

     His caring nature has gotten the party into many adventures as he is always willing to help anyone. From hauling wood, to hunting fish for a starving child, to collecting cat skeletons for a friendly necromancer, to even facing down a 40ft tall face stealing monstrosity, all one must do is ask.

     Now a list of my favorite Bruce quotes:

" I got my info from a trustworthy source....... ya know a crab from that creek over there".

"NO STEALING! I will buy you the shiny".

"I would never kill him, just break a few ribs".

"I've fought plenty of trees and I only lost twice".

"You can be gay just don't do crimes........ok maybe a little crime since he's was mean".

"BRUCE IS INDOMITABLE" ( after holding back a bullete from his unconscious friends.)

"violence doesn't just break a man's nose, it breaks his spirit.............I've seen how terrible that truly is."

     I could go on for days about my precious lad, so if anyone wants to hear more hmu. That being said though reckless, naive, and certainly buried in his own sins; his unyielding sense of kindness and do-goodery make no one more fitting of the name Bruce The Just.

Taylor Lautner from twilight as to add to the shark meme since he also played sharkboy.

[everythingwillsurelybealright]

DONE. 

Summer is yours forever now! No take backs!

[original-character-championship]

Bracket H First Half!!!!

These characters will enter the competition on sunday 23rd at 5pm gmt!!!

449. Ms Plum (@sandtastesgreater)

450. James (@snowflakeb0ttles)

451. Lucille (@vifandom)

452. Devi Fuentes (@ditzycranium)

453. NERF (@nen-kaii)

454. Bruce the Just (@bruce-stan)

455. Andy "Ampersand" Anderson (@porcelain-animatronic)

456. Tanya (@queerousel)

457. Dee (@ashenberry)

458. Klara October Mayford (@parzi-parzival)

459. Caleb Hollyhock (@lotshusband)

460. Andre Lopez (@sweettoothvn)

461. Kairos aka Alexander Pascall (@amxthystiine)

462. Kaleido (@drawn-corrosion)

463. Verity - Cygnet system (@eudaemonix)

464. Hasani (@nerdtastically-weird)

465. Sleepover Kid (@maddestmewmew)

466. Ferry (@amystarrstuff)

467. Citrine (@tenmillionmice)

468. Josephine (@p-o-3)

469. Cefax (@twizzta)

470. Charlie & Aster & Romeo & Silas (@no-squirrels-were-harmed)

471. Nubby (@fadedfaeble)

472. Scott al Iqbal (@thatonecrowguy)

473. Dawn Hughes (@torkhin)

474. Felix (@patronsaintofdemons)

475. Vizard (@kreidxpriz)

476. Wiibun & Kelvin (@catboybeebop)

477. Blaire (@ghosts-gone)

478. Cassady (@anshiel)

479. God (@sometimesilikeeatingrawcorn)

480. Carnelia "Carrie" (@cornfieldsrambles)