#6th chairman of the tojo clan

[robuttsyeah]

mhmm yes. him. he. maybe even.... sir? yes.

for @zurikki

[majimassqueaktoy]

Sometimes I say some horny shit about Majima and then one of you guys reblog it or send me an ask like "Oh but Kiryu wouldn't do that, Kiryu would do this" and I don't have the heart to tell you that I am not Kiryu :( I'm some random tumblr user and when I talk about fuckin manjima senseless I mean me, me fucking majima, me the person writing this wants to fuck Goro Majima... I'm sorry 😔

[lordichamo]

[chanting] bar cat! bar cat! bar cat! (almost) no one calls it by its name.

+ assorted ramblings

something something he seems like such a cat person to me (& wagi does as well) so. bar cat. its just some stray that was in the area that they decided to adopt.

Tecnically it's Mine's cat and his. Completely Normal ass did name it after the 6th Chairman of the Tojo Clan but like. No One Calls It That. Its Like This:

[gaytanimura]

Kiryu Kazuma. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can fight at peak strength, take out enemies with heat moves, and best of all, he's red colored and knows how to handle the Fellas. Speaking of Fellas, the Yakuza universe might also be classified as "Hot Dude Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough men that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful male yakuza characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of staminan X, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!

10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and fights Kiryu all the time and wields a powerful tanto? Why it's Majima Goro of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that he’s still attractive. Two things that make him attractive are the fact that he wears snake skin jacket, and when have you ever seen an eyepatch on somebodies left eye? I haven't! So once again, Majima Goro is lovely; that is until he goes mad dog and starts cutting stuff with his tanto.

Who's at number 9? It's this 6th chairman from tojo clan. Daigo, from Yakuza 2. He got a message saying that Tojo Clan was under attack by the opposite clan Omi Alliance. He doesn't do much except get shot in the chest and drink alcohol. The real reason he lands at the #9 is that he becomes Shinada Tatsuo’s sweetheart, something Shinada needed for a long while.

Numero Ocho. Kiryu Kazuma’s mother, Kashiwagi. Hes attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about him is that the ex-detective, Koichi Adachi, falls in love with him. Kinda silly, don't you think? He’s another character that doesn't do much, but in Yakuza 7, He helps Ichiban Kasuga have a place to stay along with his friends.

What number's next? Seven, of course. Yoshitaka Mine from Yakuza 3. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show.His mathematic IQ is equal to Sera. He also happens to be the smartest member of Tojo Clan. I wonder why he isn't the chairman. Like Ryuji Goda and Nishiki, his specialty is dying. With a stunning laugh and soulless eyes, Mine will rock your socks. If only we could see him take wing.

Numero Six. Ichiban Kasuga from Yakuza 7. Named after the number one, Ichiban is the son of Masumi Arakawa. He’s a newer character that hardly does a thing except beg his brother to stop being so violently mysgonisic. He also traps himself inside a box so that he could get a jump on lower ranked Liumang. When you're the son of a person in the killer Arakawa gang, you need to look your best and Ichiban delivers perfectly. That's why he’s #6.

Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Saejima Taiga from Yakuza 5. How could you go wrong with a guy that looks like this? He can fight nearly as good as Kiryu and he went from being a Prisoner to being a Top Tojo Clan executive. Next to Majima he looks more collected than the other characters. Who could top someone who has a bald ass head?

This fella standing at number 4: Ryuji Goda. One word: TITS. How would you like to have that cup size? I mean Ryuji could play around in the Himalayas for hours and he would be perfectly fine! Also, his blonde hair makes him look like an American. I really like the fact that he has a relationship with the Jingweong agent Joon-Gi Han. The combination of this gay couple makes these two a reliable couple. But what lands Ryuji in the #4 spot is that his attitudes is apparently different from the other males.

Next up is #3. What's better than having a Male with Huge Tits? How about a Male with Huge Tits and Ass? Shinada Tatsuo, another Kiryu Saga has that feature. He’s Active, knows exactly what to do as a Nightlife Writer, and even fought Amon once. He’s also the guy of Daigo's dreams. Heh, lucky him. His younger self in the spin-off: The Wandering Dragon is just downright hot! Just look at them big tiddies! Now we're talkin'!

1, 2, button my shoe! Kiryu Kazuma. There's a lot to say about this character. He’s the heir to the Kazama Family, Yakuza’s first official protagonist, the only character that used to say slurs, brave and athletic, the most kind character, and is like a father to Haruka. In the Sixth installment of the series, The Song of Life, one antagonist, the sexy Joon-Gi Han constantly tries to woo Kiryu, but doesn't succeed because... he fucking dies! The Dragon is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent protagonist, although there were a couple of times when he really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the early installments, that is. But overall, Kiryu Kazuma really stands out amongst the slew of males not just because he’s Yakuza’s first official protagonist, or because he’s the only one who show his ass three times, but because in the comics, he grew very perky boobs, and married Majima in the future, becoming the 5th Chairman.

So, you've seen a Yakuza Chairman, a baseball star, two gorgeous Ex-Yakuza, and even a Dragon! Who could possibly top those kinds of Males? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Yakuza Male character. Yu Nanba. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This man can summon pigeons, he’s as strong as a paper bag, and is a manloser, seducing other characters into getting what he wants. Instead of having one love interest, he has two! Ichiban and Tianyou Zhao. Being a homeless man, his only interested in one object set; Alcohol, especially the Legendary Malt. There actually have been situations where Nanba’s cock and balls has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that he wears three different outfits unlike the other male characters. And who wouldn't want to Sleep at anytime, be strong as a fetus, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Yu Nanba triumph over all of the Yakuza malws. My hat goes off to you Sega Team Japan. You oughta be proud.

There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest male fellas in the Yakuza universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!

[video-game-kids-tournament]

MEET YOUR CONTESTANTS!

Yakuza spoilers under the cut! Along with a TW for child endangerment!

Name: Haruka Sawamura

Age: “Like 6 in the first game, eventually becomes a teenager”

• "8-16”

• "9 at debut”

Gender + Pronouns: Female, she/her

Video Game: Yakuza

Victims: Razputin Aquato (Psychonauts)

Backstory: “Little girl eventually adopted by her mom’s foster brother. Repeatedly kidnapped. Tries to make her own way in the world.”

• "Orphaned, found in the middle of a bloodbath by a former yakuza and raised by him at his orphanage. Actually helps him run it and raise the other kids. Went on to compete in a pop idol competition show.”

• "Adopted daughter of the main character Kazuma Kiryu! She's originally searching for her missing mother, who is Kiryu's childhood friend. She's adopted by him at the end of the first game, and continues to grow up as the series goes on--By the time of the 6th game, she's 19 or 20 and has a child of her own.”

• “Hunted by several yakuza groups and is protected by her foster uncle and later opens an orphanage with him”

• “She is born in the year 1995 and is raised in an orphanage called Sunflower. As part of the events of Yakuza 1 she meets the protagonist, Kiryu Kazuma, who quickly becomes a father figure to her as he helps her search for her missing mother, who is the sister of Kiryu’s first love, Yumi. At the end of the game it is revealed that the missing mother IS Yumi herself, and she is reunited with Kiryu and Haruka, but unfortunately Yumi dies shortly after. Kiryu takes on the responsibility of raising Haruka, having formed a bond with her, and is a devoted (if flawed) father to her from there on out. They move together to Okinawa where Kiryu runs an orphanage until he decides to go into hiding for the safety of the children (he is an ex-Yakuza). By the events of Yakuza 5 Haruka is living on her own, pursuing a dream of being a JPop idol and hiding her past Yakuza connections. During this time she learns to dance and sing from a team of coaches led by a ruthless instructor, an ex-idol named Mirei Park. During this time you can play as Haruka and engage in Dance Battles for the purpose of defeating opponents. At the end of this game, while onstage at her debut concert in Tokyo, she publicly declares her love and admiration for her father, known ex-Yakuza chairman Kiryu Kazuma.”

• "Haruka grew up in an orphanage after her mother, Yuki, disappeared, and her father was a deadbeat. Her only remaining family relation was her aunt, Mizuki, who visited from time to time but couldn't care for her full time. After a series of events causes ten billion yen to disappear from the coffers of the Tojo clan, the biggest Yakuza clan in Tokyo, with her aunt as one of the prime suspects, Haruka was embroiled in the middle of a criminal civil war. We first meet Haruka, scared little 9-year-old Haruka, huddled in the corner of a bar, holding a gun. Our protagonist, Kazuma Kiryu (usually referred to by his surname, Kiryu), was on the trail of the ten million yen when he discovered her there. Every other person in the bar lies dead in a gruesome tableau. Over the course of the game, we learn that Mizuki, her aunt, was actually Yuki, her mother, all along - she'd sent Haruka to an orphanage run by the crime family for her protection. A lot of drama unfolds, and at the end of it all, she has nobody left on her side - nobody but Kiryu, who adopts her and raises her as his own daughter.”

• “Orphaned at a young age, Haruka runs away from Sunflower Orphanage to look for her Aunt Yumi to find her mother. She ends up in the center of a 10-billion-yen power struggle among the largest and most powerful yakuza organization in the Kanto region of Japan.”

• "goes to find her mother in kamurocho at age 9, kiryu finds her and end up helping her find her mom who ends up dying, kiryu then basically becomes haruka's father figure, some yakuza stuff happens and eventually kiryu gets an orphanage and haruka helps out with some of the other kids, then more yakuza stuff happens and haruka becomes an idol for a bit but cant talk about her father figure bc hes the infamous Dragon of Dojima which nobody is having a fun time about”

• “She's trying to find her mum”

Why should they win the tournament?: “Amazing talented little girl deserves better. Sweet but hard as nails. Parentified extreme. Sawamura Haruka queen of our heart.”

• "She's the most resilient and wonderful child. Unrelenting positivity and hope in the face of horrible circumstances.”

• "Inherits both the best and worst parts of her father's personality in a way I find really compelling”

• “She deserves everything”

• "Haruka grew up unfortunately surrounded by violence- in her first appearance at age 10 she is cowering under a bar holding a pistol. Later in this game she survives being shot and basically brushes it off. In Yakuza 5 she battles on her own, and in Yakuza 6 she’s hit by a car and survives that too. She has mental toughness in spades and faces off with the gangster who burns down her family’s orphanage in Yakuza 3. This girl is made of steel. Despite all the struggle, she grows up into a remarkably caring and empathetic person who would give anything, including her life, for the people she loves. I think she would be incredibly difficult to take down in a fight.”

• “Over the rest of the series, up through Yakuza 5, we watch as Haruka grows and matures. We even get to play as her for a significant portion of Y5 as she chases her dreams of becoming an idol singer. In between the incidents covered by the games, her adoptive father starts an orphanage of his own; as the oldest of several kids, we see Haruka develop into a responsible, good-hearted older sister to everyone. She spends a significant amount of time in the first three games getting dragged into whatever the latest problems her father has to deal with, getting kidnapped or exposed to violence, but after being mostly absent from Yakuza 4, she finally gets to take center stage and assert her agency in Yakuza 5 (upon which she immediately becomes the center of a murderous plot to take down the Tojo clan yet again). (I'm leaving Yakuza 6 out of this as she had aged into adulthood by that point, but uh, that game also doesn't treat her great. Sega consistently does Haruka dirty and it makes me sad)”

• “She has suffered more than Jesus and is the bravest kid to ever exist. She is so kind and strong and is my daughter and I love her dearly.”

• “she has gone through so much already”

• “She become a popstar later, which is pretty pog”

[zevzevarainai]

today i will be totally normal as i think about daigo dojima 6th chairman of the tojo clan

[yakuzabrainrotlive]

OKAYYY Kiwami 2 main plot is DONE.

I knew the bomb wasn't real because I knew Kiryu is in future games, so that was kinda ruined for me. But the Terada twist came completely out of left field!! Still don't like him, though, just based on Majima Saga chapter 1.

I can't help but wonder how Kiryu feels now. He's been a major pawn in like three massive conflicts now and they all had a massive impact on the Yakuza eco system(??) as a whole so... with his tendency to feel immense survivor's guilt and always wanting to take responsibility for stuff out of his control, I'm kinda worried. Nah, very worried.

Kaoru pulled the "I'll stay with you until the end" card and that really made me like her even more. She reminded me of Erina Pendelton from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in that moment. Major props. I wonder if she'll be a permanent addition to the cast or if she just vanishes. Guess we'll see!

RYUJI IS A REAL ONE🫶🏻 I really like him now. I wonder if he's still alive, with the bomb not going off and all that. I hope he made it!

I think Daigo will step up as the 6th chairman to the Tojo Clan, but I can also kinda see that not happening. But I'm like 90% sure it's gonna be him.

All in all this is my least favourite game main plot-wise out of all the ones I've played, but I still had TONS of fun with it! Moving on to finish Majima saga now, very excited for it!

[shibuyashotos]

Great VGM: Illtreatment - Yakuza 3

My love for the Yakuza series knows no bounds, and part of that love comes from the Kiryu Saga's use of "Long Battles," which are the beat 'em up segments that are peppered through every entry up to Yakuza 6: The Song of Life.

What I have for today's post is just one of the songs used for those sections. Yakuza 3 sees a retired Kazuma Kiryu living life in Ryu-Kyu Okinawa as the manager of the Morning Glory Orphanage, an orphanage that is also helped run by his adoptive daughter, Haruka Sawamura. Throughout the course of the game, Kiryu is forced back into the underworld of the Yakuza as matters concerning the Tojo Clan seem to rear their ugly head when 6th Chairman Daigo Dojima goes missing.

As Kiryu's adventure goes on, he finds himself on the hunt for the missing Daigo and dealing with a number of other problems along the way. Whether it's brawling with the Tamashiro Yakuza Family in Okinawa or chasing down someone with vital information in a love hotel, the song "Illtreatment" plays throughout these segments. A Rock heavy song with wailing guitars, rhythmic synths and distorted rap vocals (to which I wish someone could decipher them), you'll find yourself getting quite invested in showing brazen foes just how severely outmatched they are against the Dragon of Dojima... Provided they also stop blocking every attack.

[womanonthehill]

more Daigo from Yakuza 5

[tachibanas-ghost]

I hope I'm not late for Valentine's Day

Daigo is best guy. Change my mind.

[botseeksbot]

what does ur url mean? just out of curiosity <3

[marmett]

one of my favorite majima things is that he will look the 6th chairman of the tojo clan- the highest ranking person in the yakuza, who is also his boss- directly in the eyes and call him "daigo-chan" and no one says a thing to him abt it

[hazeldough]

anyway, some fun daigo & haruka sibling dynamic ideas

daigo teaching haruka to paint his nails

haruka encouraging daigo to really cut loose at karaoke

haruka: ohhh “like a butterfly” sounds fun. daigo, you do the interjections, okay?

daigo: um. i dont know if i can...

haruka: i think it’s kinda similar to that one western song i heard you play. there was a pretty lady’s voice singing and a guy giving her back up.

daigo: ...BRING ME TO LIFE???

haruka: yeah, i think that’s it!!

please, i just wanna see daigo doing the interjections and wearing the shades from like a butterfly so bad lol

also.... haruka bakamitai...? haruka bakamitai.

haruka enabling daigo to go gamble

haruka: i think oicho kabu would be fun!! :^)

daigo: you want me to do what

intense mahjong game that the other 2 players get caught up in, unfortunately

haruka teaching daigo the dance moves she learned as an idol

she teaches him lonliness loop, specifically :^) (just like the mod heh)

shovel talk

unfortunately for daigo’s s/o, they would greatly underestimate haruka

she doesn’t really do anything, but daigo HIGHLY values her opinion. like if she says something’s off, he’s taking her word for it.

daigo on the other hand, is greatly overestimated by yuta

poor guy is shitting his pants that the 6th chairman of the tojo clan is threatening him if he does anything to jeopardize haruka’s happiness and well being

actually, Y3 would turn out different

mine has to do a whole apology ceremony for everyone and he’s tasked with fixing morning glory up

THEY WOULD LEARN HOW TO DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME

kiryu would be in the passenger seat, giving calm and gentle instructions

kiryu: heh... this is nothing. back in nagasugai, some pedestrians would just start to run across the street with no warning

haruka: people can do that?!?! D:

daigo: ...okay, now i don’t think i can put my foot on the gas now...

[oursidae]

addicted to the money making minigame in y7 but only because the only Canon(tm) character i hired for it was Daigo and the idea of hiring daigo dojima 6th chairman of the tojo clan to work part time at my bookstore is the funniest fucking thing in the world to me

[mikeko-remaking]

oh is he, yknow

(limps my wrist)

the tojo clan 6th chairman?

[essence-of-armbarring]

the virgin 6th chairman of the tojo clan vs the chad dragon of dojima