#8-bitsbrainrot

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weird al yankovic hypes you up but you're his pet hamster in his little hamster house

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the BIGGEST shout out to whenever sam is drawn with a bit of extra dog

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this meme predicted my future and past me was clueless

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friendship is punching nazis and drinking egg creams

+ some others

personally think noir would lose his mind meeting a rainbow horse

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they were sold together twice there's no way they are NOT gay for each other.

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holy tuna in a turtleneck !!!!! it's sam and max hit the road !!!!! my favourite game for the nintendo ds !!!!

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FINALLY PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THIS /lh

i think about this so much its been rotating in my mind so long- id imagine it would be horrible to try and get used to suddenly being multiple times your old size, as well as everything listed above.

not only the body dysmorphia, but he pretty much had to just- get an entirely new life afterwards. no one could know he was a spider turned pig or it would be pretty darned obvious who spider-ham is. imagine someone bites you in her basement and suddenly you're an entirely new species and have a new identity.

he def has body dysmorphia, and on top of that, probably has pretty bad impostor syndrome.

so ham defo has body dysmorphia right???? i say this in a tranny way but also jsut a “lived as a spider for a good chunk of his life and is suddenly turned into a pig” like theres NO WAY hes normal about himself after that

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my girl irena did NOT deserve that

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my favourite spiderman?

my favourite character in itsv/atsv??

he's so special to me

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who's the mcdonalds noir toy to my mcdonalds ham toy

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GUYS GUYS fifty dollars my max plush is SINGLE and SAD and ALONE and DEVELOPING MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER from BEING SEPARATED FROM HIS WIFE ive been waiting for this for yeaes and didn't even know he came out i just need fifty dollars ill draw you him prebnant please before they're all gone plese plea

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*asking my grandma about her life in the 1940s*

grandma: so is this for a school project?

(it's for a hamnoir rp)

me: ... just a writing project

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i brought spider-ham to the bean and all i got was this photo that makes it look like he's poorly edited in

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got some bubble wrap in the mail!!! (ignore the emo guy)

ham's BIG FAT HEAD won't stay up on its own

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puts my ocs out on a string while i hide in a bush so i can hopefully trick someone into liking their design and asking me abt them and then we play with our ocs like little dolls but i TRICKED them into it bc im a sneaky sneakster