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real reason the parkers arent around in 2099 is cause may looked at peter and mj getting a divorce every other week when she was like 14 and decided to end their bloodline by never having kids

SDDSVVJ YALLRE GONNA PUT ME OUTTA WORK BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN BLOG LIKE THIS,,

#talking tag #asks #spider-man 2099 #spider-girl #mayday parker #may voice it's called the mc2 because that's how many generations you people get. i WON'T grow a loser goatee like my dad i WON'T-#i do think it'd be really funny if there was a version of 2099 out there where gramma mayday both Existed and was still kickin tho lol #90 y/o woman breaks out of the retirement home because miguel is publicly Acting Afool while using the spider-man name.#kicks spider-man really hard directly in the head. says nothing. goes quietly back to the retirement home

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