#AC:V

[mylordshesacactus]

The world will take no oaths on Valka's behalf; she must do this herself. She hardens her skin like Baldr’s. One tiny cut at a time. One hurled stick and stone and slur. One more drop of poison.

One more thing she refuses to allow to hurt her.

[banging pots and pans together] TENDER NORSE TRANS SEER FIC, GET YOUR TENDER NORSE TRANSFIC HERE

[vidjyagames]

[nevertrustanoracle]

Finally getting around to playing the Wrath of the Druids DLC for AC:V and found what is definitely the creepiest area in the game (so far?).

[bunny-banana]

average english wildlife

[ladyinthebluebox]

Eivor Wolfsmal XXI/∞ >> Your opponent!

[whatacartouchebag]

Ubisoft sending me an email saying that I can get their classics now but their first listing is AC Valhalla and I just

[maranull]

Finlay: I won.

Malenia: I have you pinned to the ground.

Finlay: I know. (¬‿¬)

[kpgimpactor]

I’d love some single-player PS4 recs if anybody has a fave or a Must Play 🎮👀

[roguescarlett]

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[vidjyagames]

Nali the cat

[mayonakano-archive]

everyone vote on your phones should i play Dragon Age Inquisition or Assassin’s Creed Valhalla?

[ladyinthebluebox]

ASSASSIN’S CREED VALHALLA SCENERY XIII/∞ >> Ravensthorpe

[archonfurina]

i started playing valhalla again and i feel like i’m doing this wrong bc when eivor says ‘i shouldn’t be seen here’ i don’t go stealth i just walk in. i don’t have time for all that. if the guards want to die protecting a pair of gloves then they will

[inafieldofdaisies]

Custom Funko Project: Assassin's Creed: Valhalla | Soma, Randvi, Eivor's Raven clan shield

/ After recreating Soma as a custom funko next on the list naturally was Randvi, I truly adore her character in AC:V and her outfit was so fun to make.

/ I finally managed to get my hands on the official Eivor funko (gotta love how "easy" to find some are in Europe) and had the feeling he felt unfinished without his shield. I made the Raven clan one because it's one of my favorite when it comes to design and colors, and matched his outfit best. The shield I crafted completely from scratch, down to the tiniest details, even tried to recreate the wooden texture to it. <3 And ofc, just like Soma's, this one is also detachable.

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The third bottom picture of Soma leaning on an ivy wall in my reference edit is by @somamylittleobsession

[yourleastfavouritelesbian]

Me before playing Ac:V: I’m still gonna do the Randvi quest line but idk how to feel about betraying my brother sure hes been nothing but good to me? I can’t just thoughtlessly sleep with his wife what a betrayal of trust-

Me now: FUCK YOU SIGUARD GO DIE YOU DONT APPRECIATE SHIT

[idonotbitemythumbatyou]

Name ten favourite characters from ten different things (books, tv, film, etc.), then tag ten people.  Tagged by @xpityx

Have I even consumed 10 pieces of media? let's see.

Aloy; Horizon Zero Dawn series - My absolute favorite take on the Chosen One trope.

Fulke; Assassin's Creed Valhalla - with the clarity of hindsight, I can see that AC:V was mid at best, but I will forever be grateful to it for introducing me to some of my favorite people, favorite characters, and sparking an interest in medieval history. Fulke is the evil Jeanne D'arc of my heart. Gone too soon. Shoulda been the final boss.

Sevika; Arcane - In a series of amazing characters, she is my favorite. Is it because of her fascinating lawful-neutral moral code and undying loyalty to the undercity? Or because she's blisteringly hot? Even I don't know!

Gideon; the Locked Tomb Series - The only reason I don't write fic for Locked Tomb is because Muir is too good (and unique) a writer, and I can't even come close to her style. But this series is very dear to me. Gideon herself is simple and complex. Fully god fully human and all that jazz. I mourn for her, and I have hope for her.

Macduff; Macbeth - limiting myself to one Shakespeare character, otherwise this would be a list of my favorite character in every Shakespeare play. Macduff is an amazing hero with a perfect entrance. Best when played as a woman imo.

Sherlock Holmes; From the Sherlock Holmes stories - I read them when I was a little too young to really understand them but I always loved him. I love this gentle queer-coded weirdo.

The Baker's Wife; Into the Woods - I don't mean the movie. For the love of all not the fucking movie.

Sisko; Star Trek Deep Space 9 - (limiting myself to one favorite trek characters) DS9 is the connoisseur's favorite trek. And Sisko is the best captain. Best dad. He'll go to your baby shower. He'll nuke a planet to save your life, and he'd put himself and his morals in danger before letting a redshirt die on his watch. I love him.

Maeve; Westworld - as a certified robot fan, Maeve is the best of all the robots.

Hermann Gottlieb; Pacific Rim - I just love him. I used to love writing him. I love his character voice, I love the way I imagined his mind to work. I love his principals and his flaws. I love prickly characters with soft hearts.

Tagging: @prettyaveragewhiteshark @goldfyshie927 @avelera