#ALMODT FORGOT HER

[arrowsneo]

Drunk Rodger was on my mind BIG TIME

[coldturkeybabe]

hermitcrafts heart-throb!

[darilynnz]

its almodt 3am as i am writing this but ive been thinking abt dinostar's daughter and gyropairs kids in general a LOT this past month but uni is beating my ass and i havent had time to write or draw and euughh i just wanted to list a couple things i have for a sort of future(???) au?? idk man .

• yasammy is the first couple to have kids, and the baby fever spreads to the rest of the campfam

• ben, kenji n gia (i've been their #1 truther since day 1 idc idc) adopt twins when yasammy's toddler is around the same age so they grow to be super close

• the age orders and names i have for my au rn rn its: yasammy's oldest ( julieta - 15) benjigia twins (katie and xi - 13) and dinostar's daughter ( estrella - 8)

• 'why is dinostar's kid name in spanish too–' because i hit them with my latinofication beam 🇧🇷🇵🇪‼️BOOM‼️ (joking its mainly cause i couldnt find another name that i liked 😭😭) (but yeah theyre still latinos in my heart)

• estrella's looks are mainly from darius but she acts SO MUCH like brooklynn that the rest of the fam was convinced brook did some form of witchcraft some.point (cue to yaz and sammy babysitting baby estrella and she just stares at them . like with a brooklynn stare) (big green eyes staring at ur soul)

• the twins are pranksters in the making and I Blame Kenj–💥 everytime i think abt them i imagine them living the childhood kenji didnt get to have and my heart hurts a little bit

• yaz and sammy threw the biggest party ever for julieta's quinceañera in the ranch, family, friends and a couple of her moms' 'old friends'. you bet they brought aunt aminata and aunty zay for the big event (and zay's dad too i forgot his name)

• estrella grows up to want to be an journalist, just like her mama, she spends family reunions making up interviews to her aunts and uncles and writing stories,, all good as long as she does it in the Safety Of Her Home

• the twins grow up visiting gia, bumpy and smoothie in italy 🙂‍↕

• i want to wait until october for halloween outfit ideas but estrella does either luz noceda's azura outfit or aika from idwtbamg, the twins do velver and veneer and. .. i still dont know abt yasammy kids 😭😭

• for being the Oldest, i really dont have a lot of ideas for julieta besides her design,,, huh . . huh kts 3am already . .

alright im tired and half of this probably doesnt make sense . uh !!! good night

[dykesanddiatribes]

and fill my messages she did while i thought of her filling me up for what was at least 2 hours of torment. as mistress enjoys, i’m here to write another sloppy post while my brain is still dumb and needy.

she demanded i tell her after every edge, most of them she got me to anyway, but for the first 3 i forgot. i asked her if i should restart because i clearly didn’t listen, but she was gracious enough to let me continue ftom there. i had gotten distracted by all the beautoful images of nipple clamps she sent me, because i’ve never used them and it looked so painfully enticing.

she then sent me some slow spirals to get me nice and dumb and docile. i had never looked at spirals or done anything visual hypno related because i get Migraines a lot and didn’t want the eye strain to get to me, but i swear she reads my mind somehow because all of the spirals were nice and gentle on my eyes.

she’s really good at balancing humiliation with praise, which keeps me on edge so well. i told her she was making me blush and she said there was no point because it’s her job to watch me. it’s so hard to keep it cool when i’m talked to like that, i just want to fold instantly. i kept looking at all the nipple clamps she sent and thinking about having them on me, which also kept me on edge. and i remembered to repeat my manyra as i went!

about half way through, with my pillow now soaked, she told me i would be sleeping on it tonight and i know i sound repetitive but i really almodt ruined it all and came right then.

near the end, i told her the clothespin was torturing me and she said i shouldn’t have told her that, and i knew i was in for something, i was just too dumbed down to know what.

the best part? after all 22 edges, i got a reward. if i kept the clothespin on my clit and the vibrator inside me, i could cum as much as i wanted for 30 minutes. i ended up cumming about 25 times because once the first one happened they just kept coming.

and now i’m telling you all, because mistress likes seeing me expose myself on my blog for everyone to gawk at. and i can’t say i hate it.

Talking to Dumb Cunt now

Here is your next challenge.

Set your dice for 10-40. I know you can edge 40 times.

Put your largest toy in your cunt but don't turn it on.

Put the pillow you sleep on between your legs. You are going to edge by humping that pillow.

While you hump you are going to repeat "My cunt is dumb. My cunt obeys."

Between each edge you are going to put a clothes pin on a nipple or your clit for two minutes.

If you ruin you must start over but the pin go on for three minutes.

If you cum you start over but you must put pins on both nipples and clit for four minutes.

Good luck.

thank you, miss. i’m eager because i know how sore this will make me. let’s see how merciful the number generator feels…🥁

…22 (saved by the bell)

i would ask to send me things to look at while i repeat my mantra, but i know mistress will have that covered.

[alwoobles]

I have 2 brain cells and both of them are focused on Rock Band AU in modern setting with Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara!!

Gaara with deep black ring make up around his eyes. Lead singer even though he’s a little guy (he has a lot of pent up rage and I think screaming lyrics to heavy metal could be good for him <3 )

Kankuro wearing all black with purple face paint. He’s already THE alt icon. I love him. He def has piercings. He is the drummer, because he is not given as much attention as his other siblings in canon so it could be kind of a parallel and also drummers are hot and I make the rules around here.

Temari!! My queen!!!! Temari definitely had a phase where she wore super exaggerated black and white makeup and she looked absolutely terrifying (and gorgeous) doing it. She is a guitar player!! I don’t know enough about guitars to say what kind but she is wonderful and I just know she could be amazing at it if she wanted to. She shreds like a pro. Because she’s the best. She also does backup vocals for the band.

Their father was their manager and then he got cancelled or smth or idk but Baki became their new manager because I said so. And the little monster sealed inside of Gaara in the anime? It is now his feral cat. Everyone hates it. Gaara included. It’s okay. The cat eventually learns to love Gaara. Their fans love the little hellion too.

As for ships I also have Thoughts about other bands in the Band AU!!!!!!!!!

InoShikaCho is something. I’m not sure. Ino is the lead vocalist. She has like pop music vibes but Choji and Shikamaru don’t so maybe they make just really Good generic music? Stuff that’s always on the radios. I don’t know. Shikamaru does not sing, thank you very much. He could rap if he wanted to though.

You already know that Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke could be super complicated as a band because they Did Not get along as genin. Whatever. They aren’t my problem. I’m ignoring them. But they’re really good and Gaara definitely had a crush on Naruto at some point.

Neji, Tenten, and Rock Lee are an interesting trio to think about. Tenten raps for sure, because she’s pretty and I think she could be a badass rapper. Neji is the leader of their band and he writes their music too. Main vocalist vibes. Tenten also helps write music and can play like any instrument ever. Rock Lee is for sure tearing it up with swag dance moves. Gai, their manager, is definitely big on choreography. They’re more of a mainstream rap or hip hop group, but I think they have a background in other music genres.

Oh jeez. My personal favorite, Team 8!! Kiba’s everything.. Hinata with her shy demeanor.. Shino’s literal trench coat that covers him from head to toe. I don’t know. I love them all to death but they’re weird and forgettable to everyone but me it feels like. They’re alt, maybe an indie band? Or maybe not? I don’t know I think Shino plays guitar for them. Kiba is on drums maybe? Or maybe he is also on guitar. Maybe Shino plays drums? They’re hard. But imagine Kiba smugly going at with some killer vocals and making eye contact with an unimpressed Kankuro in the crowd. Battle of the bands babyyy. Hinata had a pretty voice but she is super shy about singing which leads to confidence issues because Hanabi has no problem singing in front of large crowds. So Hinata doesn’t sing but she eventually does after pursuing a solo career when their band naturally disbands because they have different paths in life they want to follow. Shino becomes a teacher lmao. Anyways I’ve decided Kiba with lead vocals. Everything else is not worth my time. What other teams are there again? It’s not like anyone cares enough to read this anyways. It’s mostly for me. Wait I think I got all of the rookie 12. Did I? OH MY GOD I ALMODT FORGOT AKAMARU I’m so sorry. Yeah Akamaru is Kiba’s dog and he goes on tour with them.

Nobody else is important to me. I mean I guess I could do some side characters.

The Sannin were a super popular band back in the day, with Jiraiya on lead vocals and the other two as backup vocals. Orochimaru was a master of guitar and any stringed instrument really. Tsunade SLAYED on drums. OH IDEA. Sakura plays drums and Sasuke is on guitar with Naruto on main vocals! But anyways the sannin have a major break up after Jiraiya decides to leave the band right after one of their biggest tours like ever, effectively cutting off the other two’s career in a band. Kaito Dan, a stage tech who is also Tsunade’s fiancé, dies in a car accident with Tsuande on the way to one of her gigs. She is too traumatized to ever sing or play on stage again. She runs off to get drunk and gamble. Orochimaru gets in good with Danzo before eventually getting cancelled (and being forced to take the blame for Danzo) when it is found he is mistreating the new talent in attempts to make a perfect singer to make them money or something I don’t know. He runs off and does small gigs but mostly pursues higher education and getting a ridiculous amount of degrees. He has the money so he just keeps getting them. I don’t know it’s funny to me. He takes on an apprentice named Kabuto and then another named Kimimaro. Is that how u spell that? Idk.

Uhmmm Minato was a really good singer but he and his fiancé died young, and while Minato had been briefly introduced to stardom it all ended when he and his fiancé died. Kushina died in labor and Minato literally died on the way home from the hospital. Super sad. Also Minato had been mentoring some kids, Kakashi and Rin and Obito. Uhm I choose for Obito to get an injury and like. Retire super early. Rin tries to make things work and then dies. I don’t know. Kakashi is traumatized but makes a successful life for himself. He becomes manager for Naruto and the other two. He also mentored Yamato and Yamato mentored Sai.

This is getting too long I’m so sorry.

[hangezoeismyqueen]

DUDE HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTATO GIRL I ALMODT FORGOT

j love her sm and i miss her :((

[ffxv-convos]

Mel laughed, "If someone could handle his temper, yeah. He's a great guy, though, I'm proud to call him a friend. And same goes for you- feel free to come over any time you want and hang out, I had a hell of a lot of fun. The most I had in a long time, actually." She gave Iris a hug since it was getting late, "You take care- if I keep you any longer Gladio'll get worried as balls and possibly have my hide." She joked, letting go. ~Mel~ (all's well that ends well- thanks Admin Erica for this! <3)

Iris: *follows you to the front door and more than happily returns your hug* I had a lot of fun talking to you too, Mel! Thank you so much for the painting again…oh, wait! Almodt forgot it! *smiles when you hand it to her* Heh, thank you! And don’t worry! Gladdy knows I can handle myself, so he won’t be too worried about me *giggles and pulls you into another hug, although this time with only one hand* I’ll see you some other time, then!

(You are very much welcome, Mel! ♡)

[demonbutterfly95]

I can't believe I forgot to mention my favorite part! Without a doubt its that split second where Sakura sees Shika reaching out to her, but she absolitely no longer sees any good in him (towards her) and rather fall than trust him. Or equating that either way would be the same but choosing to fall anyways. So heartbreaking in so many feelings that you've somehow managed to out into words! Its just that split second so her reaction is a pure reflection of how she sees shika now! And Shika recognized that! My goodness he saw that moment where she decided she COULDN'T trust him. Personally I don't want Shika to be isolated because of this. I want to see the people that care for him stay with him, but he has to grow. Really. I love thst you've put him in this position because this is really how people grow. When they have to. I'm rambling again but this story just GIVES ME SO MANY FEELS. Also I may be in the minority but I don't wanr saku to be an aburame. I'd almodt love it more if they really just became her family like Naruto. Idunno I love their bond and that sweet final sentance did nothing to soothe my anxious heart cause YOY CANT FOOL ME I FEEL THE THUNDER COMING.. Yeah i dunno I'm gonna end it here cause now I just feel like i gotta reread everything until the next chapter 😭 Thank you for this amazing piece!!

Satori (Between the Lines) - Part 8

Sakura scampers away from the table as Shikamaru puts his head down, counting loudly. She looks around, seeking out a place to hide. Naruto squeezes her hand.

“Should we hide together, Sakura-chan?” he asks, ready to follow her lead.

Sakura hesitates, thinking, and then shaking her head. “No,” she says. “We should split up. Shikamaru has to catch each of us so it’d be best if we are all as far apart as we can be.”

Naruto nods, accepting her words. He grins. “Shikamaru is going to have a hard time catching me!” he exclaims. “I’m great at running.”

Sakura smiles in turn, remembering all of the races at the Academy. Naruto is usually ranked among the top five for speed, alongside Ino, Sasuke, Kiba, and Ami. “You’ll do great Naruto. Just make sure not to get caught.”

“What about you, Sakura-chan? You aren’t exactly fast,” he says, watching her with concern.

Sakura ignores the twinge of hurt at his bluntness, knowing that he is just worried. She slips her hand free of his and shrugs. “I might not be as fast but I have a plan on my side. Speed isn’t going to factor into catching me.”

“Okay Sakura-chan,” Naruto says, taking her word at face value. “Don’t get slaughtered!”

He takes off at an impressive pace, disappearing further into the Nara Forest. Sakura watches him go and follows at a slower rate, attentive to the care of her yukata. She can still hear Shikamaru counting as she comes across a large tree with low branches. Sakura squares up with the tree, shifting her clothes and slipping free of her shoes as she jumps and grasps the lowest hanging branch. She’s just glad that she is wearing shorts beneath her yukata.

As a child of Konoha, Sakura, like so many other children, is a decent tree climber. Children in Konoha learn to walk, to climb, and lastly to run. Before Sakura made friends, when she still ran from bullies, she always hid either in the library or in the trees. So, Sakura presses her toes into the grooves of the bark, pulling herself up onto the branch. Despite the stifling nature of her clothes, Sakura manages to climb the tree at a quick pace. She makes her way about twenty maybe thirty feet up the tree and looks around from her perch.

She cannot see Ino, but she does notice that Chōji seated back at the table where they initially gathered, apparently caught by Shikamaru. Naruto is being chased by Shikamaru, running at his top speed. And yet, somehow, Shikamaru is clearly gaining on him. He’s usually ranked dead last in the races, undoubtedly because he refuses to participate.

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