#ALSO DAN BEING THE COCKIEST MF

[elderwisp]

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Ares: Huh? Oh! Hey! Hi. 

Dan: Why are you so flustered? 

Ares: I didn’t realize it was you for a second. How can I help you? 

Dan: Not the customer service voice…

Ares: Sorry! It just comes out sometimes.

Dan: [ laughs ] I made you something. A cassette. Before you call me old or whatever, I feel like there’s a certain charm to it. Here you go. Maybe you can find something new to listen to. 

Ares: Holy shit, vintage. I love it. Thank you. 

Dan: Mhm. Hey so, you seem cool. I’m having a house-warming party, wanna go? 

Ares: Sure! Send me the address and date?

Dan: Already wrote my number on the cassette. Invite whoever you want. 

Ares: What were you gonna do if I said no?

Dan: You weren’t.

Ares: [ small chuckle ] 

Dan: See you around. 

Ares: Bye Dan. 

Gabriel: What… Just happened? 

Ares: I got invited to a party and a phone number. 

Gabriel: She must like boys who chronically embarrass themselves. 

Ares: You know, I was gonna stay to cover your break but now I think I’m not. 

Gabriel: Wait! I’m sorry! Baby boy come back, you know I love you!