#GABRIEL BEING A CHISMOSA

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Ares: Huh? Oh! Hey! Hi. 

Dan: Why are you so flustered? 

Ares: I didn’t realize it was you for a second. How can I help you? 

Dan: Not the customer service voice…

Ares: Sorry! It just comes out sometimes.

Dan: [ laughs ] I made you something. A cassette. Before you call me old or whatever, I feel like there’s a certain charm to it. Here you go. Maybe you can find something new to listen to. 

Ares: Holy shit, vintage. I love it. Thank you. 

Dan: Mhm. Hey so, you seem cool. I’m having a house-warming party, wanna go? 

Ares: Sure! Send me the address and date?

Dan: Already wrote my number on the cassette. Invite whoever you want. 

Ares: What were you gonna do if I said no?

Dan: You weren’t.

Ares: [ small chuckle ] 

Dan: See you around. 

Ares: Bye Dan. 

Gabriel: What… Just happened? 

Ares: I got invited to a party and a phone number. 

Gabriel: She must like boys who chronically embarrass themselves. 

Ares: You know, I was gonna stay to cover your break but now I think I’m not. 

Gabriel: Wait! I’m sorry! Baby boy come back, you know I love you!

[sukunasbabymama]

Latino gang, pt. 1

⌗ Summary: Toman’s guys dating a latina.

⌗ Pairing: Manjiro Sano (Mikey), Ken Ryuguji (Draken), Baji Keisuke, Chifuyu Matsuno, Mitsuya Takashi, Hakkai Shiba, Naoha Kawata (Smiley), Souya Kawata (Angry).

⌗ Warnings: Las tías chismosas.

⌗ A/N: my dominican ass is loving this a little too much pls someone take my phone. Also, I tried to make it as neutral as possible so everybody could enjoy it.

Request.

Manjiro Sano Mikey.

Can’t take him anywhere.

Your family just love him a little too much and you started to worry because you know they would actually take his side if you had an argument.

Starts blabbering Spanish words he heard you say at home to your grandma and she is delighted.

“Qué bonita” He says deadpan but in a soft tone, and she’s already dragging him to the kitchen to make him anything he wants to eat.

Has the same amount of tea for your tías about his friends of groups that they have for him about you.

If you don’t see him in the backyard go straight to the kitchen and he’s there in a corner with your mom talking shit about everybody.

Yup, even about you.

“Yes, mamá, one time she tried to fight me because I fell asleep after eating”

“Pero Dios mío! Everybody needs their nap time after the meal!” She says throwing you an offended look while Mikey is looking cocky behind her.

You don’t even bother to tell her that he fell asleep in the middle of the restaurant when y’all were already late for one of his meetings.

Go ahead and try to convince me he didn’t come out being a whole Ana Gabriel stan with his emo ass.🤨

Ken Ryuguji Draken.

That “let’s take things slowly”? Forget it.

You come from school and he’s in some shorts and shirt cleaning the house with your mom.

You’re there like 🧍🏾‍♀️

While your mom and him looked like their husbands left them for another family singing La Boda from Aventura.

On other days you wake up from a nap just to see him on the couch with your dad watching some bike race on the tv.

“Yes, that bike is good but it can be difficult with the route they gave— Yup, look at it!”

“Oh, son! Just like you say!”

Again you’re there like 🧍🏾‍♀️

CAN eat, no listen to me, he would eat EVERYTHING your mom cooked for him and would still agree to take some plates to the brothel.

One day you took his phone to put a song and found out that he has more Aventura songs than you on your own.

Baji Keisuke.

He thought he was tough till y’all went serious on the relationship and he sees your routines.

Why are you waking up so early to do the laundry? To clean the house? WHY ARE YOU WAKING UP EVERYBODY? You even woke up his cats because you were gonna wash their beds.

And, why the hell do you have to blast the music so loud, why are you singing like he broke your heart? You haven’t had an argument yet!! Who hurt you!!!

Cultural shock detected.

But he gets the hold of it rather quickly.

He finds the fun in your dances while mopping the floor so he goes and sweeps his bedroom while dancing to whatever song you’re blasting at the moment.

Watch him going to you with his hairband so you could make him a comfy hairstyle so his hair doesn’t get in the way while he’s helping you.

Get you mad on purpose and then sits quietly to heard you curse at him in Spanish. Does that religiously. Will look at you like your chanting opera.

Would bother you till you put “that one song that sounds romantic” and it’s Vete from Bad Bunny… the song is about a break up. You don’t say nothing.

End up with a “rolitas para trapear con Fabuloso” playlist.

Chifuyu Matsuno.

PLEASE LISTEN TO ME ON THIS ONE—

Manga? He doesn’t know them.

As soon as you introduced him to telenovelas mf is obsessed.

That’s how he won your mom. He started talking to her about Pasión de Gavilanes and she fell harder than you.

Now he goes religiously to your house every day to watch an episode with your mom.

Almost ended the whole relationship when you gave him a spoiler.

No, really, he was getting ready to throw hands with you in front of your mom.

Swears he’s learning Spanish with your mom but she’s actually just teaching him how to ask her for food.

Your grandma calls just to see him and doesn’t give a fuck if you get mad about that.

“Ay m’ija, just wanted to see el nene de la casa, stop being dramatic!!” And he’s all giggling like a high school girl because he can understand that.

Yeah, sorry to break it up to you, but you’re not allowed to break up with him now.

Not that you wanted to.

Mitsuya Takashi.

LISTEN—

He would make you give him a whole course on Selena Quintanilla because he heard she was a fashion icon.

Then one day he would come to your house with a whole bustier and your mom actually screams excited.

What he doesn’t know about latinos is that there’s no “when you use it one day”

Your mom tells you right away “put it on and model for us!” And he’s like 😨 n-now?

He also made one with the Toman logo and you used it just when you’re hanging out with him because that’s your little secret.

Let you made him a whole playlist for when he has to work a lot and can’t see you.

You put a bunch of Julieta Venegas, Chayanne, and Shakira’s oldie, just bc. And he loves every single one of them.

It's the favorite of your tías las chismosas because from time to time he made them some shirts and stuff, while you are judging his ass in the back.

"Why is it a bad thing that I made tía a shirt with the design she wants?"

"Cause she talks shit about everybody!"

"Not me though"

"Cause you keep making her clothes!"

"Then a that's a good thing, right?" Doesn't understand the chisme culture.

Always has a love-drunk face when you perform El chico del Apartamento 512 in the bustier he made for you.

You’re not even singing it in the right tone, he just likes to hear you talk, sing, everything in Spanish.

Hakkai Shiba.

Y’all can get in line if y’all want to fight me on this one or come at me all at the same time but…

He knows how to dance. Periodt.

And he dances really well.

He explained to you that every time he and Yuzuha were alone they would binge-watch a bunch of dance videos so he knows how to dance by that.

And then you teach him the basics in bachata.

He’s a natural!

Dance a little bit slower from what you know how it is but it’s okay!! You don’t know that much either!!!

Would dance with you in your room almost every day.

Y'all know those couples who have something banal that they do every single time they are together like eat certain food or nap? Y’all dance.

Has all the old popular bachata on his phone.

Gets intimidated by your cousins blowing him up with questions one time you facetime them with him.

They wanted to know if he was a model, and he if has friends that looked like him.

You say no in his place.

It’s more the baby of your house than the baby of your house.

One time you went out with Yuzuha to buy something for your mom and when y’all got back he was resting his head on your mom’s lap while they were watching a cooking show.

You and Yuzuha were like 🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️

Isn’t he shy with…? Never mind, you can’t be happier that your mom loves him to that extend and that he’s that comfortable around her.

Yuzuha is part of the deal!! All🗣 the🗣 time🗣

She’s learning how to cook for when she has to do it for him from you and your mom.

What she doesn’t know is that he’s learning to do the same for her too.

Yup, you aren’t allowed to break up with this one either. Your mom would whoop your ass.

Nahoya Kawata Smiley.

This menace found his happy place.

He could die a happy man when he went the first time to your house.

Your mom? In love with his smile. You grandma? In love with his smile.

You? About to whoop his ass if he doesn’t stop telling you to ask your mom the recipe of the food she made.

You almost had to fight your cousins for him. And when they found out there’s another one like him? Yup, you may or may not have had to throw hands.

He’s fake.

He has that pretty smile for all your tías and uncles and then goes to the kitchen to talk shit about them with your mom.

Plss not even you have done that to that extent.

Why the fuck is your mom telling him about your auntie’s third divorce?!😭 she’s fake too.

Makes your brother the joke of the night.

Because your brother tried to intimidate him and got intimidated. By a guy with a smile.

Was on cloud 9 when he learned how some reggaeton could be dance. Almost faint after knowing that you could dance like that in front of your family.

Makes you teach him how to dance without looking like a clown but as soon as you bend down he has his hands on your ass. A clown.

Another one that gets happy when you are so mad you switch languages. Actively seeks ways of making you mad to hear you call him a pendejo.

Does it so much that he's starting to catch on when you are cursing at him and when you are threatening to beat his ass.

When you are alone in your room ask you to put songs that he can recognize and start singing them with his heart.

Tells you to look at him, that he’s learning Spanish really fast!

Whole-time you’re praying that he’s not summoning a demon in your room because you just cleaned it.

Souya Kawata Angry.

Almost cries from happiness when nobody got intimidated by his resting bitch face.

You talked about that with your parents beforehand. Not because they would get intimidated, but for them to hold their tongue.

Just like with his brother and with you, also get babied by your parents.

You think your mom doesn’t know his name because she just calls him “my baby”.

Was confused when you invited him to a party and told him to bring his brother, he was like “she wants me to go to meet her other family members with my brother? Isn’t that weird?”

Gets there and understand that everybody invites everybody and there are even some people who were brought by the boyfriends of your cousins and so on.

Gets overwhelmed by all the attention he’s getting from your tías and instead of running to your side goes to your mom.

You’re there offended as hell.

While your mom has him under her arm in an affectionate hug.

Is shocked to the core when he sees your drunk uncle sleeping on the floor in a corner.

Ask you if he needs help.

You say no.

Is so cute that even with his angry expression your tías don’t have venom for him. But they have for you as soon as you stop them mid-way when going to touch his hair.

No.

Your mom loves his cooking and he cooks ramen for her more than you cook at all.

Is shocked again when she starts talking about his ramen shop with his brother like it’s a family business.

He’s not offended, just fucking happy at the way all your family accepted him.

Not in a “that’s Y/N lil boyfriend” but as “that’s a family member and that’s it”

Loves your voices in your native language, plsss. He rests his head in your chest and hears you talk on the phone with your cousin religiously. Does it so much that he can say very clear "tú no sabeeeessss!"

Like Mikey, listen to Ana Gabriel because your mom taught him, but blast some Chayanne that your auntie showed him.

All the time you’re looking at him with a mocking expression because he has this resting bitch face while humming at the rhythm of El Cigarrillo.

@saturnmitsuya @milliumizoomi @haitanigigi @melaninnntae @yunho-leeknow @keimisan @welkinmoongrab @dai-tsukki-desu idk if y’all rock with this one cuz it has dem spanish part but– 😵‍💫