#AND FUCKING TAKEOFF FROM MIGOS DIED TOO LIKE-

[sugarchains]

ok i called out for tomorrow

im still gonna work on lessons tomorrow but like

i CANNOT

i also almost cursed the principal out today so i am using my pto bc miss maam

HOW are we in november now and you are just now starting your rounds of observations?

she didnt even know the kids were switching classes??????????????? she thought we were still?

mind you before she said that, she had made a statement like “yall have been blessed to have your own rooms this year”

yeah bc we’re not in fucking elementary school dumbass

AND THEN she looked us in the eyes and said trust in me *blah blah*

miss girl are you the damn snake from jungle book??????????

ole

headass

the district keeps saying just wait. that thanksgiving is the cut off

BUT????????????

like she was saying today that we lost some of our budget bc we lost about 100 kids from last year to this year

maam, that is YOUR fault. thats YOU. last year was the first time since i started teaching there we didnt have ppl fighting to get into our school

like maam HELLO, this is not a we problem, this is a YOU problem

like do you not see that no parents want to be on the pta? on the school leadership team? that you picked people for subject leads who dont want to do it?

LMAO OH AND. she picked one of my coworkers to be social studies head, because the one she picked last year got excessed from the school. however, the guy she picked ALSO has a homeroom and lunch duty, which is too many professional/extra activities

you know who has an empty spot and could do it?????????? me

you know who has been leading the social studies meetings these past two months????? me

you know who everyone defers to for social studies????????? me

you know who also might accidentally be the 6th grade lead???? me

BUT OH WELL

[najimixajimu]

2017 Rap I Love so Far

Below is a list of tracks that have released in 2017 that I have enjoyed and a little understanding of why I enjoy these tracks and why you should check them for yourself.

1.5 XO Tour Lif3 – Lil Uzi Vert

I love this song. You really feel the bass hitting in this song, another thing about this beat that I think goes unacknowledged is the small “check” like sound layered right above the bass in the beat. Lil Uzi’s singing is actually decent in the song. It’s very easy to just lose yourself in the spacey vibes this beat produces.

If anything hurts this song, it’s more likely the content of this song. The chorus of this song talks about a woman who is hurt or himself and it deviates from that as it goes on and barely backs it up through the rest. In the first verse he speaks on it a little with lines like, “My Brittany got mad, I'm barely her man now.” Then directly follows with “Everybody got the same swag now.”

https://soundcloud.com/liluzivert/15-xo-tour-llif3

Kill Jay-Z – Jay Z

I think this is probably my favorite or second favorite track from this album. I have been debating whether I enjoy this, 4:44 or Marcy Me more. I enjoy all of them for almost the same reasons. What makes this track for me is Jay Z. What makes me love this track is Jay’s ability to make seem like he is not only talking to/about someone else but to himself as well. I also do not think this track is what many people believe it to be. Lastly, I love the subtle shot at Future, it’s as if it just snuck into a line of waiting people and no one noticed it at first. “In the Future, other niggas playin' football with your son”

Equalizer – Denzel Curry

I think recently I have just been infatuated with the Florida scene and that leads to Denzel Curry’s recent Ep drop 13. It’s almost as if they have their own metal rap or industrial rap, it’s not death grips though.

I like the way this track just starts it’s self almost as if it’s a riots starting especially with the first few lines Denzel says, “Equalizer, synthesizer, Ultimately, I will brutalize ya, I got the shit that could take out New York, I do not fuck with the population” I also really love the heavy bass it just puts that energy in your back. I would just check out this entire project tbh. I am indifferent about the Ronny J feature I’d probably just like a second verse from Curry.

https://soundcloud.com/denzelcurryph/denzel-curry-equalizer-demo-produced-by-ronny-j

Lil Purrp – Different Color Molly

This is another rapper from the Florida scene doing good things right now. The vibe of this song is what makes me like it so much. Lil Purrp isn’t really saying much in this song it’s clearly a flexing song with lines like, “Look at the diamond they dance (what)” but it’s way more on the mellow side of flexing it’s not really heavy and in your face. The chorus almost sounds like something Travis Scott would produce and let me tell you I am a La Flame Fiend (we will get to that soon.) It’s a nice listen check it out.

https://soundcloud.com/smokepurpp/different-color-molly

 A Man and Green & Purple ft Playboi Carti – Travis scott

Now I am a Travis Scott fiend. I can definitely say he is my favorite artist out right now. I just love his energy and beats and sometimes he even has great stuff to say in these tracks. Unfortunately, this is one of those times where I do not feel like he is saying much: A man is about him just being a man with a double entendre of the phrase A man to be used as Amen. Green & Purple is similar in which the first verse he is speaking about a Girl and helping her out with several things or getting her to do several things, the second verse I am unable to decipher. The Playboi Carti feature is dam near perfect he doesn’t say much either. I love these songs very much because they are dark and it’s just what I need, they aren’t as dark as an Antidote or Goosebumps but I will take it and am awaiting Travis’ next project patiently.

https://soundcloud.com/travisscott-2/a-man

https://soundcloud.com/travisscott-2/green-purple

 Slide ft Frank Ocean and Migos – Calvin Harris

I was super skeptical when I heard that there was a Calvin Harris track with Frank Ocean and Migos on it. MIGOS? The Migos whom are known for making heavy and dark trap music but they fit on this track perfectly, I would even argue they just as good on the track as Frank Ocean. I will say that there are parts in Frank Ocean’s verse that I do not enjoy his singing.

I think Offset is the shining star of this song though, I love the way he enters the song “whoop whoop whoop, OFFSET!” I also wish Takeoff got a verse on this song (another song where he is left off, and yes you look left off Bad and Boujee.) It’s just a really nice funky/R&B groove layered with rapping. From this album also check out the Don’t Quit and Cash Out track especially Cash Out wew lad such fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ee4QjCEHHc

XXX – Kendrick Lamar

I am simply in love with this track. Just a magnificent track if you ask me, there are some issues with it though. First off I love how Kendrick just sets up the rest of this track with the first few bars in the first verse. Identifying the mindset of black men and then all of a sudden it ramps up with him telling the story of how his friend found out they killed his son because of “insufficient funds” then asks Kendrick for advice. Ooooo weeeee this track is just amazing in the first half the second half is where it kind of dies off I am indifferent of the U2 feature I can currently think of anyone better to fill that role it does seem a little forced. I also wish he would have just kept going harder for just as long as it dies down.  

http://stereoday.com/kendrick-lamar-xxx-feat-u2/

Submission ft Danny Brown and Kelela – Gorillaz

The Interlude right before this track and this track are set up perfectly. I also love the wacky sounds that come out of this beat it is very techno like. It’s a sound that I would love to hear more of with the correct rappers on it and for this track I think Danny Brown was great. I do think his voice though overtakes this track he is very boisterous when he comes on, Kelela vibes well in her part then almost makes me wonder if you had a voice that was just as boisterous’ as Danny Browns like a Beyoncé on the track would It be even better. I will say that the guitar strums in the middle of the chorus are annoying along with the fading beat as soon as Danny browns verse starts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTVebUPyQqg

Met Gala ft Offset – Gucci Mane

OOOOOooooo WEEEEEeeeee this track is a flex song of the summer for me, Not going to lie my jaw dropped when I first heard this. First off salute to Offset for absolutely killing this track for about 2 minutes’ straight, the chorus and verse are amazing for the purpose the serve. Second, salute to you MetroBoomin sit this beat is crazy and beautiful, that bass wew lawd. Unlike Lil Purrp’s Different Color Molly Gucci mane and Offset want you to know they are flex kings and better than you from the beginning to end, top to bottom, left to right. With lines Offset give that compare Pac and Biggie to himself and Gucci, “Me and the Wop, Biggie and Pac (Wop), But we so different, we keepin' the Glock (bow).”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTh2A7GavZQ

 Honorable Mentions:

Magnolia – Playboi Carti

4 Am ft Travis Scott – 2 Chainz

745 – Vince Staples

Rain Come Down – Vince Staples

Love Galore ft Travis Scott – SZA

Doves in the Wind – SZA

Weekend – SZA

ELEMENT – Kendrick Lamar

DNA – Kendrick Lamar (The video for this is cray too)

OMG ft Pusha T – Vic Mensa