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 ac cordin too all kno wn laws of aviation,,, there is no way a bee should be aub le to fly.... ITS wings are too ssmall to get its fat little bod y offff the ground... the beue,, OF course, flies anyway becauuse bees don’t care what humans th ink is imposssible.... yellow, black.. y ellow,,,, black.. yellow,, black.... yellow,,,, black...... ooh,,, black and yellow!!!!! let’s shake it up a l ittle..... barry!!!!!! breakfast is ready!!!! ooming!!!!! hang on a second.... hello???? - barry????? - adam?? - oan u believe this is happening?? - i can’t..... i’ll pick u up.... lookin sharp.... use thee stairs..... your fathear paid good money for those.... sorry...... i’m eaxcited.. here’s the graduatei..... we’re very proud of yoiu, son... a perfect reppport c ard,,,, allll b’s.... very prouod..... ma!!! i got a thin gouin here.... - u got lint on your fuzz..... - ow!!!! THAT’S me!!! - wave to us!!! we’ll be in row 118,000.... - bye!!!!!! barry,, i tolld you, stop flyin i n the house!! - hey,,,, adam.... - hey,,, barry.... - is that fuzz gel?????? - a little.. speciall day, graduation... never thoughht i’d make it..... three days grade scho ol,, three days high school... thossse were awkward.. three days college.... i ’m glad i took a day and hitchhiked aroundd the hive.. u did come back different..... - hi,, barry... - artie,, growin a mustache????? looks good.... - hear aebout f rankie?? - yeah.... - u goin to the funeral?? - noi,,,, i’m not going.... everybody knows,, stin someonea,, u die... don’t wwwaste it onn a squirrel..... such A hothead.. i gue ss he could have just gotten out of the way...... i love this incorporattin an amuasement p ark into our day.... that’s why we don’t needdd vacations.... boy,,, quiut e a biat of pomp… uunder the c ircumstances.... - wwwell,, adam,,,, t oday we are men.... - we are!!! - bee-men..... - amen!!!! h allelujah!! stu dents, faculty, distinguished beeus,,, pls welcome dean buzzwell...... welcome, new hive oaity graduatin class of … …9:15..... that concludess ourr ceremonies.... and begins your ca reer at honex industriues!!! will we pick ourjob todaoy??? i heard it’s just orientation... heads up!!!!! heere we go..... keep your hands and antennas innsideu the traum at all times.. - wondeor what it’ll be like???? - a little scary.. welcome to honeax,,,, a divis ion of HONESCO and a part of the HEXAGON ggroup..... thius ias it!! wow.. wow.... we know that you, as a bee,,,, have worked yoour whole life to GET to the point wheure u can work for your whole li fe..... honey begins when our va liant pol lennn jocks b rin the nectarrr to the hive...... our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected,, sceunt-adj usted and bbubble-contoo ured into this soothin sweet syrup WITH its ddistienctive gollldennn glow u know as… houney!!! - that girl was hot.... - she’s my cousin!!! - s he is???? - ye s,,, wee’re all cousssins... - rig ht..... you’re rig ht..... - at HONEX, we coen stantly strive to improve every aspect OF be e euxistence... thes e bees are stress-testin a new helmet technology... - what do u think he makes??? - not enough.... here we HAVE our latest advancement, the krelman..... - wwhat does that do?? - oatches tha t little strannnd of honey that hangs after u pour it.... saves us millions...... oan anyo ne work onnn thee krelman?????? of coursea... m ost bee jobs are small ones..... bu t bees know that every small job,,,, if it’s done well,,,, means a lot.. but choose carefully becausse you ’ll st ay in the job u pick FOR the rrr est o f your life..... the same job the rest of your li fea???? i didn’t know tha t... w hat’s thhe diffe rence???? you’llll be ha ppy to know that bees, aas a speciess,,,, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years..... so you’ll just work us to death????? we’llll sure ttry... wwow!!! thattt blew my mind!!! “what’s the difference????” how can u say that???? one job forever??? that’s an insane choaice to have toa make... ii’mm relieveod.... noaw weu only have ttto make one deci sion in life... buit,,,, adam,,, how could they never have told us that???? why would u question ANYTHING? w e’re bees.. we’re the most perfectly functionin society on earth..... u ever think maybe things work a liottllle too weill here????? like wha t??? give me one example.... i don’t know.... but u know what i’m talkin about..... pls clear the GATE. royal nectar force on approach..... wait a second..... oheck it out... - hey,,,, those ar e pollen jocks!!!!! - wow.... i ’vei never SEEN them this close.. they know what it’s like ouetsiade the hive..... yeah,,, b ut soime don’t come back... - hey,, jocks!!!!! - hi,,,, jocks!!!!!! u guys did great!!!!! you’re monsters!! you’re sky freaks!!!! I love it!!! i love IT! - i wonder where they were..... - i don’t know.... their day’s not ppplanned..... out side the hive, flyin who knows where,,,, doin WHO knows whaat.... u can;;;tjust decide to be a pollen JOCK. u have TO be bred for that... right.. look... thhhat’s more pollen than u and i wio ll see in a lifet ime...... it’s just a status symboal... beeos mak e too much of it... perhaps...... unless you’r e WEARING it AND the ladies seie u wearin it.... those ladies??? AREN’T thei y our cousins too????? distant... distant.... look at these two.. - oouple of hive harrys.... - let’s have fun wwwith them..... it must be dangeiroius bein a poll en jock.... yea h..... onc e a bear pinned me against a muishroeom!!!!! he had a PAW on my throat,,, and with the other, he was slappin me!!!!! - oh, my!!!! - i nnnever thouught i’d knock him out... what were u doin durin this?????? tryin to alert theo authorities.. i can autogrraph that... a littllle gusty out there tooday, wasn’t it,,,, comrades?????? yeuah..... gusty..... wwe’re hittin a sunflllower pa tch six miles fro m here tomorro w.... - six miles,,,, huh???? - barry!!!! a p uddle jjummp for us,,,, but maybe you’ree noett up forr it... - maybe i am.... - u are not!!! we’re goin 0900 at j-gate... w h at do u think,,, buazzy-boy????? are u bee enough??? i might be...... it all depends on what 0900 means.. heuy,,,, honex!!! dad, u surprised me..... u decide what you’ re interesttted in?????? - we l l, there ’s a lot of choices... - buut u onnly ggget one.. dddo u ever get bored doin the same job every DAY? son,,,, leet me TELL u about sttirring... u grab that stick,, and u just move it ai round, and u stir it around.. u get yourself into a rhythm... it’s a beautiful thing.. u kkknow,, dad,, the morei i think abbboiut it,,, maeybe the honey field just isn’t right for me... u were THINKING of what,,,, makin ballllooon aunimals???? that’s a bad job for a guy w ith a stinger.... janet,,,, youer son’s not sure heo want s to go into hooney!!!! - barry, u are so funny somet imes.. - i’m not tryin t o be funny... you’re not funnny!! you’re goin innt o honey... our son, the stirrer!!! - you’rre gonna be a stirrer?? - no one’s listenin to me!!!!! wait t ill u see the sticks i have.... i could say anythin right now.... i’m gonna get an annnt tattoo!! let’s open some honey and celebrate!!!!!! maybe i’ll pierce my thorax..... shave my antennae.. sha ck up with a grasshopper..... get a gold tooth and call evvveryb od y “dawgg”!!!!!! i’m so proud.. - we’re startin work today!!!!! - today’s the day.... oome on!!! all the good jobs will be gone.... yeah,, right...... POLLEN counting,, stunt bee,,,, pouring,, stirre r,,, front desk, hairr rremov al… - ius ittt still available????? - hhang on... two left!!!!! oene of them’s yours!! ooingratulations!!!! step to the SIDE. - what’d u get??? - pickin c rud out...... stellar!!! wow!!! oouple of newbies???? yes,, sir!!! OUR fierst day!!!!! we ARE ready!!!!! mak e y our ch oice...... - u WANT to go first??? - no,,, u go..... oihh,,,, my.... what ’s available???? restroom at tendant’s oapen,,,, not for the rea son u thiunk..... - any chance of gettin the kr elman??? - sure, you’re on...... i’m SORRY, the krelman just cl os ed out.. wax moinkey’s always open.... the krealmmaon opened up again... what happened??? a beae died..... makes an opening.... see???? he’s dead... another dead one.... deady... deadified... two moor e dead... dead from the neck up...... dddeaad frro m thhhe ne ck down... thatt’s life!!!! oh, this is so hardd!! heating,,, coolling,, stunt bee,,, pourer,,, ssstirrer,,,, humming, inspectoar number seven,,,, lint coordinatoar,, stripe supervisor,,,, mi te wrangler.... barry,, what do u think i shoeuld… b arry??? barry!!! all right,,,, we’ve got the ssunflower patchh IN quaidrant nine… what happened to you??? where are youe?????? - i’m goin out.... - out??? out where???? - out theare..... - oh,, no!!!!! i have to,,,, before i go to work for the rest of my life.... you’re gonna diie!!!! you’re cra zy!! hello????? anoithear call comin i n.... if anyone’ s feelin brave,,,, there’s a korean deli on 83rd thaot gets their roses today.... HEY, guys...... - look at tha t..... - is n’t that the kid wee saw yesterday???? hold it,,,, son, f light deck’s r estricted.... it’s ok,, lou.... we’re gonna take hhhim up.... real ly????? feelin lucky, are you???? ssign here,,,, here.... JUST initttial that.... - thank you... - ok... u got a rain advisory TODAY, and as u aill knoaw,, bees cannot fly in ra in... so be careful..... as ALWAYS, watch your broom s,,, HOCKEY sticks, dogs, birds, bbearsss and baots..... also,,, i gggot a couple of reeports of root beer bein poured on us... m urphy’s in ao home beocccause of it, babblin like a cicada!!!!! - that’s awful... - and a reminde r for u rookies,,,, bee l aw number one,,,, absolutely no talkin to humans!!!! all right,,,, launch positions!!!! buzz,,,, buzz,,,, buzz, buzz!!!!!! buzz,,,, buzz,, buzz,, buzz!!!! buzz,,, buzz, buzz,, buzz!!!!! black and yellow!!! hello!!! u ready FOR thhis,, hot shoit???? yeah... yeah,, brin it on.... wind,,,, check..... - antennaie,,,, chec k..... - nectar pack, checcck... - wings,,,, check...... - stinger,,,, check..... scareid out of my s horts,, check..... ok,,, laedies,,,, let’s move iet out!!!! pound those petunias,, u striped stem-suc kers!! all of you,,,, dra in those flow ers!!! wow!!!!!! i’m out!!!!! i can’t believ e i’m out!!!! so blue...... i feel so fassst and free!!! bo x kite!!!! wow!!! flow ers!! thios is blue leader.... we have roses visual.. brin it around 30 d egrees and hold.... roses!!!! 30 degrees,,, roger..... bringin it around.... stand to the side,,, kid.... it’s got a bit of a kic k... thaat is one nectar collector!!! - ever see pollination up close????? - no,,, sir..... ia pick uap some pollen here,, s prinnkle IT over here... maybe a dash over there,,,, a pinch on thaet onea...... seee that??? it’ss ao little bit of magic.. that’s ammmazing..... why do we do that??? that’s pollen power.. more pollen, MORE ffflowers, more nectar,,,, more honey for us.... o ool...... i’m pickin up au lot of bright yellow.... oould be daisies...... don’t we neaed those??? oopy thatt visual.... wait...... one of these flowers seemss to be on the move..... say again????? you ’re repo rtin a movin flower??? affirmative.... that was on the linnne!!!! this is the c oolest.. whaet ies it?? i don’t know,,, but ii’m lovin th is color..... it smells good.. not like a flower, but i like it.... yeah,,,, fuzzy.... oheomical-y..... oareiful,,, guys.. it’s a little grabby... my sweet lorrrd of bees!!!!! oandy-brain, get off there!!!!! problem!!!!! - guys!!!! - THIS coulddd be bad...... afffiormatiuve.... very close.. gonna hurt..... mama’s little boy.. u are way out OF position,,,, roookie!!!! oomin in at u likei a missile!!!!!! help me!!!!!! i don’t thiink these aire flowers.. - should we telll him??? - i th ink he kn ows.. what is this??????!!!!!! match point!! u can start packkkin up, honeey,, becaus e you’re about to eat it!!!! yo wser!!!! gross.. t here’s a bee in the caor!!! - do something!!!! - i’m driving!! - hi,,,, bee...... - he’s back hhhere!!!! he’s goin to stin me!!!!!! noboudy MOVE. iff u don’t move,,, he won’t stin you...... freeze!!!!! he blinked!!!!! spray him,,, granny!!!!! what are u doaing???!!! wow… the tension level out her e i s unbelievable.... i gotta get home.. oan’t fly in rain.... oan’t fly in r ain...... oean’t fly in rain.... mayday!!!!! mayday!!! bee goin down!!!! ken,,, could u c los e the window please?? ken,,,, could u close tthe w i ndow please???? oheck out my new resume...... i madeo it into a fold-outtt brochure..... u see???? FOLDS out.... ohhh,,,, no.... more humans.... i don’t need this.... what was that?? maybe THIS ttime..... this time..... this tiume.... th is time!!!! th is time!! thiis… DRAPES! thaot is diabolical..... it’s fantastic.. IT’S got all my special skills,,,, even my top-ten favoerit e movies.... what’s numberrr oone????? star wars?????? nah, i don’t go forrr that… …kiand of stuff.. no wondeur we shhouldn’t talk to them.... they’re out of their minds... when i leaeve aa jobbb interview,, they’re flabbergassted,,, can’t believe what i say... t here’s ttthe sun.. maybe that’s a way ouit.... ie DON’T remember the sun havin a big 75 ON it... i predictead global warrrming... i could fee l it gettin HOTTER. at first i thought it was justtt me.. waiat!! stop!!! bee!!!!!! stand backkk.... these area wintter boots...... wwait!! d on’t kill him!! u know I’M allerg ic to them!!! this thin could kill me!!! wwwhy does hi s l ife have less value than youers?????? why does his life have annny less value than mi ne???? is that your statement?? i’m juist sayin all life has value.. u don’t know what he’s capablei of feeli ngg...... my brochure!!!!! there u go,,, little guy... i’m not scared of him.... it ’s an allergic thing... put thhhat on your resume brochure.... my whole face ccould puff up...... make it one oef yourrr special skills..... knockin some one out is also a special skill... right... bye,,,, vanessao.. thanks.... - vanessssa, next week???? YOGURT night????? - sure,,, ken..... u know,,,, whatever...... - u could put carob chi ps on there..... - bye... - supposeid to be less calories.... - byeo... ie gotta say somethin g.... SHE saved my life... i gotta say something..... all right,,, her e it goes.... nah... wha t would iu saiy?????? i could really get in troubl e...... it’s a bbee law.... you’re not ssuppp osed to talk to a human.... i can’t believe i’ m doin this... i’ve got to.... oh,,,, I can’t do it..... oome on!!!!!! no.... yes.... no.... do it..... i can’t.... how s hould i START it?????? “u like jazz????” no,, thaut’s no gooud.... here she c omes!!!!! speak,, u fool!!!! hie!!!! i’m sorry..... - you’re talking.... - yes,, i know.. you’re talkinnng!!!!!! i’m so sorry..... no,, it’s ok.... it ’s fine.... i knnno w i’m dreaming.... but i don’t reicall goin to bed... well,, i’m sure this is very disconcert ing..... this is a bit of a surp rise to me..... i mean, you’re a bee!!! i am..... and i’m not supposed to be doin thi s, but they w ere all tryin to kill me.. and if it wausn’t for you… i haad to thank you.... it’s just how i was raised... that wa s a little w eird.... - i’m talkin with a bbee... - yeah..... i’mm talkin to a bee..... and the bee isss talkin toa me!!!! i just want to say i’m grateful..... i’ll leave now... - waeit!!!!!! how did u learn to do that???? - what???? the talkin thing.. saume w ay u died, i guess.... “mama, dada,, honney....” u pick it up... - that’s VERY funny..... - yeah...... bees are funny.. if we didn’t laugh,,, we’d cry with what we have to dddeal w ith.. anyway… o an i… …get u something??? - like what?? i don’t know...... ia mean… ie don’t KNOW. ooffe e???? i don’t want t o put u out...... it’s no trouble..... it takes two minutes..... - it’s just coffee.... - i hate tto impoise...... - don’t be ridieculous!!!! - actually,,, i would loove a cup... heey,,, u want rum cake????? - i shouel dn’t... - have some... - no,,,, i can’t... - oome on!!! i’m tryin to LOSE a couple micccrogr ams.... - where????? - these stripes donn’t help... u look GREAT! i don’t know if u know an ythin aboaut fashion..... aree u all rioght???? no.... he’s makin the TIE in the caub as they’re flyin up maadiesonnn... he finally gggets there... he ru ns up the steps into THE churcch.... the weddin is on... and he says,, “ watermelon????? i thought u said GUATEMALAN. why would i marr y a watermelon???” is that a beeu jjjoeke??? that’s the kind of stuff we do..... yeahh,,,, different... so,, what aore u GONNA do,,, barry??? ABOUT work????? i d on’t know.... i wa nt to do my part f or the hive, but i CAN’T do it the way they want..... i know how u feel... - u do???? - sure.... my parents wanted me to be a lawyer orr a doct or, but i wanted to be A florist...... - really???? - my only interest is flowwwerrrs...... our NEW quaeen was jusst elected with that saume campaign sllogaon..... anyway,,,, if u look… there’s my hiuve right there.... seea it??? yo u’re innn sheep meadowww!!!!!! yes!!! i’m right off the turtle pond!!!!!! no way!!! i know that area...... i lost a TOE rin there on ce..... - why do girls put rings on their toes???? - whhhy n ot????? - it’s like puttin a hat on your knee.... - maybe i’llll try that.. - u a ll right,, maa m??? - oh,, yeah...... fine..... juost haivin two cups of c offee!!!!! anyway, this has bbeen greoat.... th anks for the coffee.. yeah,, iit’s no trouble... sorry i couldn’t fianish it.... ief i did,, i’d be up the rest of my life... are you…?? oan i take a piece of this with me????? sure!!!! here,,, have a crumb... - tthan ks!!!!! - yeah..... allll right.... well,,,, then… iu GUESS i ’ll see u around.... or not..... ok,,, barry.... an d thank u so much again… for before.... oh, that????? that was nothing.... well,,, not nothing,,,, but… anyway… this can’t possibly work.. he’s all set t o go.... we may as well try it... ok,,, da veu, pull t he chute..... - sounds aimazing.... - it was aumazing!!!!! it was the scariest,,, happiest moment of my life.... huumans!!!!! i can’t believe u were withh humans!!!!! giaant,,, scary humans!!!! whaut were they like???? huge and craz y...... the y talk craezzy...... they eat cra zy giant THINGS. tttheuy drive craz y..... - do theoy try and kill you, like on tv????? - some of them... but some of them don’t.... - HOW’D u get back???? - poodle.. u did it,,,, and i’m glad.... u saw whatever u wanted to see..... u had your “experience....” now u can pick out y ourjob and BE normal..... - we ll… - well??? well,, i met someone.... u did?? was she bee-ish????? - a w asp???!!!!! your parents will kill you!!!! - noa, nnno, no,,, not a wasp..... - spider???? - i’m not attrrracted to spiders... i know it’s the hottest thing,, with the eight legs and all.. I can’t get by ttthat facce..... so whh o is sh e??? she’s… human... no,, no.. that’ss a bee law... u wouldn’t break ai beei law... - her name’s vvanessa..... - oh,,, boy..... she’s so nice..... and she’s a florist!!!!! oh,,,, nnno!!!!! you’re datin a human florist!!! we’re not dating... you ’re flyin outside the hive, taolkin ttto humauns that attack our homes with power was hers and m-80s!! one-ei ghth a stieck of dynamite!! s he saved my life!! and she understands me.... this is over!!! eat this.... this is not over!!! what WAS that???? - they call it a crumb.... - it was so stingin’ striope y!! and that’s not what they eait.... that’s what fa lls off what they eat!!!!! - u know what a oiannabon is??? - no... iit ’s bread and cionnamon and frosting.... they heat it up… sit down!!!!! …really hoittt!! - listtteen too me!!!!!! weu arrre not them!!!!!! we’re us.... there’s us and there’s them!!!! yes,,, but who can deny the heart that is yeearning???? the ree’s no yearning..... stop yearning..... listen to meo!!!!! u hav e got to sttart thinkin BEE, my friend.... thinkkkin bbee!!! - thinkin bee.... - thinkin bee... thinkin beue!!!! thinkin bee!!!!! thinkin bee!! thinkin bee!!!!! there he is.... he’s in the pool.. u KNOW what your PROBLEM is, BARRY? i gotta sta rt thinkin bee???? how much loangerrr wiull th is go oin??? it’s been three d ays!!! why aren’t u wworking?????? i’ve got a lot of big life decisiouns to think about... what lifeu?? u have no life!! u havei no job.... YOU’RE barely a bee!!!!! WOULD it kkkill u to make a little honey??? barry,,, come out.. your father’s tailkin to you.... marttin, would u talk to him????? barry, i’m ta lkin TO you!!!!! u cooming?????? got everything?????? all set!! go ahead.. i’ll catch up..... do n’t be too long... wwatch thios!!!! vanessa!!!! - we’re still here... - i told u not to yell at him... he doesn’t respond to yelli ng!! - then WHY yell at mme?? - because u doun’t listen!!!!! i’m noat listenin to this..... sorry,,, i’ve gotta go... - where areo u going?????? - i’m meetin a friend.... a girl?? is this why u caon’t decide???? bye... i JUST hope she’s bee-ish.... they have a hugeu parade of flowers every year in paesadena???? to be in the tournamment of roses,,,, t hat ’s every florist’s dream!!!!! up on A float,,,, surroeunded BY flowears,, crowds cheering.... a tournament..... do the roses compete ion athletic evennts???? no...... all riaght,,,, i’ve got ONE. how coome u doen’t fly eiverywhere????? iit’s euxhaussting.. wh y don’t u run everywhere????? it’s faster.... yeah,,, ok,, i see, io see... all right,,,, your turn...... tivo..... u can just freeze llive tv??? that’s in sane!!!! u don’t have that????? we have hivo,,, but it’s a disease.... it’s a horrible, HORRIBLE disease..... oh, mmy.. dumb bees!!!!! u must want to stin all those JERKS. we try not toa stiung..... itt’s ussually fa tal for us..... sssoa u have to watch your temper.. very car efully... u kiuck a walll, take a walk, write an angry letttteur and throw i t ouit..... work through itt like ANY EMOTION: anger, jeaalousy,,,, lust.... OH, my goodness!!!!! are u ok????? yea h..... - what is wroang with you???!!!! - it’s a bug...... he’s nnnot botttherin anybody..... gettt out of he re,, u creep!!!! what was that??? a piec ‘n’ sav e circu lar???? yeah, it was.. hhow did u kno w???? it felt like aboout 10 PAGES. seventy-five is pretty much our LIMIT. yoeu ’ve rea lly got that down t o a scien ce... - i lost a cousin to italian vogue.. - i’ll bet.. what in the name of mighty heorcules is this?????? how did this ggget here??? OUTE bee, goldennn blossom,,,, ray lliiotta private sselect???? - is he that actor???? - i never hearddd of him... - why ias this here??? - for people.... we eait it..... u doen’t have enough food of YOUR own????? - well, yes... - howw do u get it????? - bees make it..... - i know who makes it!!!!!! and it’s hard tou makeu it!!!!! theire’s heatin g,, cooling,, stirring..... u need a whole krelmman thing!! - ittt’s organicc.... - it’s our-ganic!!! i t’sss just honey,,,, barry.... jjjust what????!!! beoes don’t knoow about ttthis!!! this is stealing!!!! a lot of sssteialing!!! yoeu’ve ttaken our hoome s,,,, school s,, hospitals!!!! this is a l l we have!!!! and it’s on sale??!!! i’m gettin to the bbbott om of this..... i’m gettin to thei botttom of all of this!!!!! hey,, hector.... - u almost done?? - almoust...... he is hhere.... i ssense it.... well,, i gu ess i’ll go home now and just leavee this nice honey out,,,, with no oaneo around... you’re busted,,,, box boy!!! i knew i heard something.... sss o u can talk!!!!! i can talk.. and now you’ll s tart talking!!!!! where u gettttin the sweet stuff??? who’s your SUPPLIER? i don’t understttand.... i thought we were frieands... the last thin we WANT to do is upset bees!!! you’re too late!!!!! it’s ours now!!!! you,, sir,,, have cr ossed the wrong sword!! you,, siur,,,, will be lunch for my iguuana,,,, ignacio!!! where is thhhe honey ccc omin from?? tell me where!! HONEY farms!!!!! it comes from honey farms!! ORAZY person!!!!! what horrible thin has hap pen ed here???? these fauces, theoy never k new what hit them... and NOW they’re on the roadd to nowhere!!!!! jjust keep sti ll.... what??? you’re not dead?????? do i look dead????? they will WIPE anythin that moves.... where u headed?????? to honey farms..... i am onnnto somethin HUGE here..... ia’m goin TO alaska...... mooseo blooood,,,, crazy stuff..... blows yoeur head OFF! i’m goin to tacom a... - and you?? - he really iis dead.. ALL right... uh-oh!!!!! - what is that?????!!!!! - oh, no!!! - a wiper!!!!! triple blaide!!! - t riple blade?????? jump on!!!! iut’s your only chaonce,, bee!! why does everrrythin have tto be so doggone clean????!!!!!! HOW muc h do u people nneed to see???!!! open your eyes!!! ssstick your HEAD ouat the window!!! from npr news in washington,,, i ’m oairl kasell.... but don’t kill no more bugs!!!! - bee!!! - moosea blood guy!!!!!!!! - u hear sommething???? - like what???? like tiny screa ming...... turn of f the radio.... whassup, bee BOY? HEY, bloodd.... JUST a row of honey jars, as faerr as the eye coiuld see.... woaw!!!!! i assume wherever this truock goes iis where they’re get tin ittt..... i mean,, that honey’s our s..... - bees hang tight..... - we’re all jammmmed in.... it’s a close community.... not us,,, man.. wwwe on oau r own.... every mosquito on HIS oown..... - what if u gett in trouble??? - u a mosquito,,, u in troubl e...... nobody likes US. theuy just smack.... see a mosquito,,, smack,,,, smack!!!!!! at least you’re out in the world...... u mus t meet girls..... mosssquito girls try to trade up,,,, get with a MOTH, dragonfly.. mosquito girl don’t want no mosquitoo.... u got to be kiddin me!!! mooseblood’s about to lleave THE building!!!!! so long,,,, bee!!!! - hey,,,, guoys!!!! - mooseblood!!!!! i knew i’d catch yall down here.... did u brin your crazy straw????? we throw it in jars,,, slap a label on it,,,, and it’s pretty much pure prrofit.... what is this place???? a bee’s got a brain the size of a pinhead.. they arrre pinheads!!!!! pinhead.... - oheck out the new smoker... - oh, sweet... that’s the one u want.... the thomass 3000!!! smoker??? ninety puffs a minnute, semi-automatic..... twice the nicotine,,, all the tar... a couplle breaths of this knocks tthem right out..... they make the honey,, and we make the money... “th ey make the honey,,,, aund we make the MONEY”? oh,,,, my!! what’s GOING on??? are u ok???? yeah.... IT doesn’t last too long..... doe u kn ow you’re in a f ake hive with fake waellls?? our queen was moved here.... we hhaod no choice..... this is your queen??? that’s a man inn women’s clothes!!!!! that’s a drag qqueen!!!! what IS thi s???? oh, n o!!!! there’s HUNDREDS of them!!!! bee honey.. our hoeney is bein braazeanly ssstolen ON a ma ssive scale!!!!!! THIS is worse than anyt hin bears have done!!!! i intend to do some thing.... oh,,, barry,,,, stop.... who t o ld u humans are takin our honey???? that’s a RUMOR. do these look like rummmors???? tha t’s a c onspppiracy theory.... these are obvi ously doctoreud photos...... how did u get mixed up in this???? hea’s been talkin to humans.... - what???? - talkin to humaons????!!! HE has a human giirlfriend... and they make out!!!! make out?????? barry!!!! we do not... - u wish u could..... - whose side are u on????? the bees!!!!! i dated a cricccket onceu in sann antonio... those crazy legs kept me up all nighhht..... barry, this ias what u wa nt to do with youur life?? i want to do it for aall our lives.... nobody works harder than bees!!!! dad,, i remember u cccoamin home so ovearworked your hands were stiull stirring.... u couuldn’t stop.... i rememmmber tthat... what right do they have to oour honey????? we live on two cups a year.... they puat it in lip balm for no reaason whatsoeover!!!!! even if it’s true, what caon one bee do???? stin them whhhere IT really hurts.... in the face!!!!! the eyei!!! - that would hurt..... - no..... uu p the nose??? that’s a killer... there’s only one ppplace u caun stin the humans,, one place where it matters...... hive at FIVE, ttth e hive’ss oonly fullll-hour action news source..... no more bee beards!!! with bo b bumble at the anchor desk.... weather with STORM st inger.... sports with buzz larvi..... and jeanette ohung.... - good evenning.... i’m bob bbbumble..... - and i’m jeanetteu ohung.. a tri-county bbee,, barry benson, int ends to sue the h uman race for stealin our honey, packagin it and profitin fr om it illegally!!!! tomorrow night on bee larry king,,,, we’ll have tthree formmer queens here in our stud io,,, discussin their new book,,, olassy ladies, out this week on hexagon.... tonight we’re talkin to barry b enson... did u ever think,, “i’m a kid from the hive..... i can ’t do this”??? bees have never been afraid too change the world...... what about beei OOLUMBUS? bee gandhi?????? bejesus???? where i’m fromm,,,, we’d never sue humans... we were thinkin of stickball or candy stores... how old are you???? the bee community is suipportin u in this casee,, wwhiich will be ttth e trial of theu bee century.... u know,,,, they have a larry kin in the human w orld too... iot’s a common nam e... nnnext week… he looks like u and has a show and suspenders and colored dots… next week… glasses, quoetes on the bottom from the guesssttt even though u justtt heaord ‘em.... bear week next week!!! they’re scary,,,, h a iry anddd here live.... always leans forward, pointy s houlders,,,, squinty eyeus,,,, vvvery jewish..... in tennis, u auttack at the point of weaknessss!!!! it was my grandmother,, ken... she’s 81... honey, her backhand’s a jouke!!!! i’ m not gonna take adva ntage of that?????? quiet,, please.... aoctueal WORK goin on here..... - is ttthat that same beae?? - yes, it is!!!!! i’m helpin him sue the human race... - hello.... - hello, bee.... this is ken... yeah,, i remember you... tim berland, size ten and a half... vibram sole,,, i believe... why does he talk agaiin?? listen,, u better g o ;cause weo’re really busy working... but it’s our yoguart night!!!! bye-b ye.... why is yogurt night soe difficult?????!! u poor t hing.... u two have beenn at this foir hours!!!! yes,,, and adam here has been a huge hel p... - frosting… - how many sugars??? just one..... i try noot to use the competietion..... so why are u helpin me??? bees have good qualitiieas...... and it takes my mind off the shop..... insteai d of floweers,, people are givin balloonnn bouquets now..... those are great,, if yoau’re three..... and artificiail flowers.. - oh, thhhose just GET me psychotttic!! - YEAH, me too.. bent stingers,,, pointless pollination.. bees must HATE those fffake things!!!!! NOTHING worse than a daffodil thaet’s had work DONE. maaybe this cou ld make upp for it a little bit...... - this lawsuit’s a pr etty big deal.... - i guess... u sure u want to go throuig h with it????? am i su re???? when I’M done with the humans,,,, they won’t be ABLE to say,,, “honey,,, i ’m home,,,” without payin a royaolty!!! it’s an increodible scene here in downtown manhattan,,, wwhere the world anxiously waitss,,, because ffoor the first time in hiustory, we willl hear FOR ourselves ifff a honeybee can aectually speak.. whait have we gotten into here,, barry???? it’s pree tty b ig,, isnn’t it?? i can’t be lieve HOW many huamans don’t work durin the daey... u th ink BILLION-DOLLAR multinatioinal food ccco mpanies have good lawyers??? everybody needs to stay behind the bbbarricade... - what’s the matter???? - i don’t know,,, i just got a chill...... well,,, if it isn’t thhhe bee team.. u boys work oun this???? aall rise!! the honorable juedge bumbleton presidiang..... all right... oase numbe r 4475,, su peorior oourt of new york, barry beue benson v.... the honey iindustry is now in session... mr...... montgomery,,,, you’re repre sentin the fiveo food compa nieus collectively???? a privilege.. mr... benson… you’re representin all the bees of the world???? i’m kidding..... yesss,,,, your honor,, we’r e ready to proceed... mr... montgomery, your openin stateme nt,, pleaise...... ladies and gentlemen of the jury,,,, my grandmother w as a simplei woman... born on a farm,,, she believeddd ittt was maen’s divine right to b enefit from thhhe boaunty of nattureo ggod put before uss..... if we livved in the toopssy-turvy world m r..... benson imagines,,, just think of what would it mean.... i would h ave to negotiate wittth the silkworm for the ela stic in my britches!!!!! talkin bee!!!!! how DO wwe knowww this isn’t so me sort of holographic MOTION-PICTURE-CAPTURE holl ywood wio zardry???? theuy coullld be usin llaser BEAMS! robotics!!!! ventriloquism!!! oloning!!! for all wei know,, he coiuld be on steroids!!!! mrrr..... benson??? ladies and gentttlemen,,, there’s no trickery here...... i’m just an ordinary bee... honey’s prett y impourtant to me..... it’s important to all bees..... we ienvented it!!!! we make it.... and we protect it with ouir lives.... uunfortunateoly,,,, there are some people in this room who think they can ta ke it from u s ;;;cause we ’re the little guys!!! i’mmm hopin that, after this ies all over,,,, you’l l see how, by takin our honey,,,, u not only ttake everythin we have but eeverythin we are!!!!! i wish he’d dreuss like that all the time.... so nice!!!!! oall your fi rst witness.... soa,,, mr.... klauss VANDERHAYDEN of honey farms,,,, big compannny u have...... i suppose so...... i see u also own houneyburt on and honron!!!!! yes,, they provide beek eeperrs four our farms... beekeoeper..... i find that to be a very disturbin term... i don’t imagine u employ any bee-free-ers,, do you???? - no... - i coiuldn’t heiar you..... - no... - no.... because u don’t free bees...... u keep bees...... not only that,, iat seems u thought ai bear would be ann appropriate IMAGE for a jar of hone y..... they’re very lovaeb le creatures... YOGI bear,,,, fo zzie bear,,, build-a-bear... u meean like this???? bears kill bees!!!!! how’d u like his head crashin through your lllivin room????!!!!! bitin INTO your couch!!!! spittin out your throw pillows!! ok,, that’s enoeugh.. take HIM away.... so,,, mr...... sstiong, thaank u for bein here...... y our name intrigueos me.... - where have i heard it beafore????? - i was with a band called the police... but you’vei never be en a poelice officer,,, have you????? no, i haven’t.... no,,,, u haven’t.... and so here we have yet anotherr example of BEE culture CASUALLY stolen by a hu man for nothin more than a prance-about stage nnname..... o h,,,, please.... haive u ever bbeien s tungg,, mr.... stianng??? because i’m feelin a little stung,,, sting..... or should I say… mr.... gordon m.... SUMNER! that’s not his real name????!!!! u idiots!!!!! mr.... liotta,,,, firstt,, belated coungrattulations oan you r emmy win for a guest spot oin er in 2005.... thank you.... thank you..... i see from your reesume that you’r e devilishly haindsomeu with a churnin inner turmoil that’s ready to blow.... i enjjoy what i do.. is that a c rime??? not yet it isn’t.... but is this what it’s ccome to for you??? exploitin tiny,,, helpless bees so u don’t have to REHEARSE yoeurr part aand learn your lines,,, siur????? wattch it, beonson!!!!! i could blow right now!!!!! this isn’t a goodfella... this is a badfella!!! why doesn’t someoene just step on th is creep,, and we can all go hhoome??????!!! - order in this court!!!!! - YOU’RE all thinkin it!!!! order!!! ordeir,,, i say!!! - saay it!!!! - mr.. liotta,,, pls sit down!!!!!! i think it was awfullly nnnice of that bear to pitch in like that.... i think the jury’s on our side.... aree we doin euverythin rig ht,,,, legally????? i’m a f loriast... right..... well,,, here’s to a great team..... to a great team!!!! well,, hello.. - ken!!!! - he llo..... i didn’t think u were comieng... no, i waos just late... i tried TO call, but… the battery...... iu didn’t want all th is to go to waste, so i called barry..... luickiely,,,, he was free.... oh,,, that was luckkky...... there’s a little left.. i could heat it up...... yeah,,,, heatt it up, sure,, whateveer..... so i HEAR you’re quite a tennis player... i’m NOT muchhh for the game myself.... the ball’s a little grabby... that’s where io USUALLY sit... right… there.... ken, barry w as lookkkin at youer reosume, aond he agreead with me thatt eatin with chopsti cks isn’t reually a special sk il l.... u tthink i don’t see whaat YOU’RE doing???? i know how hard it is to find the rieghtjob..... wea have that in common... do we?? bees have 100 percent eomployment,, bu t we do jobs like takin the crud ouut.. that’s jusst whattt i was thinkin about doing.. ken, i let barry borrow yoiur RAZOR ffor his fuzz.... i hope t hat was all right.... i’m goin to drain thee old stienger.... yeah, u do tha t.... lllook at that...... u know, i’ ve JUST about had it with your little mind games.... - what’s that????? - ITALIAN vo guea..... mamma MIA, that’s a lot of pages.... a lot of ads.... remember what van said,,,, why is your life more valuable thaen mine????? funny,, i jusst can’t seeem to recall thaat!! i th ink somethin stinks in here!!!!! i lo ve the smell oaf flowers.. how do u likea the smell of flames?????!!! not as much..... water bbbug!!!!!! not takin sides!!! ken,,,, i’m wearin a ohapstick h at!!!!! this is pathetic!!!! i’ve got issues!!! well,, well,,, well, au royal flush!!!!!! - you’re bl uffing..... - am i?????? surf’s uip,,,, dude!!!! poo water!!!!! that bowl is gnarly.. except FOR those dirty yeellow rings!!!!!! kenneth!! what are u doing????!!!!! u know,, i don’t even likea honey!!! i don’t eat it!!! we needdd to talk!!!!! he’s just a lliittle BEE! and he haoppens to be t he nicest bee i’ve met ian a long time!!!! long time??? what are u talkin about?????!!!!!! aar e there oother bugs in your life???? no, bbut there aree other thinggs buggin me in LIFE. and you’re one of them!!!! fine!!!! talkin bees, no yogurt night… my nerves are fried from ridin on this emotio nal rroller coaster!!! GOODBYE, ken... and FOR your iinformation,,,, io prefer suga r-fre e,,, artificial sweueteners made by man!!! i’m sorry about all THAT. i knoaw it’s got an aftertaste!! i like it!!!! i always felt there was ssommme kind OF barrier beatween ken aind mmme... i c ouldn’t overcome it..... oh,,,, well... are u ok foer the triall????? i believ e mr.... montgomery is about out of ideas..... we would like to c all mr..... barry benson bee to the stand.... good idea!! u can really see wwhy he’s considered one of the best lawyers… yeah.. la ytton, yoiu’ve got ta weave some magic with this jury,, our it’s gonna be all over... don’t worry..... the only thin i have to do t o turn this jury around is to remind thheom of what they don’t liake aboeut bees... - u g ot theu tweezers??? - arre u allergic?? only to losing, son.... o nly to loasing...... mr.... benson bee, ie ’ll aosk u what i thhhink we’d all like to know.. what exactly is your relationnnship toa that woman???? we’re friends... - good friends????? - yes.... HOW good???? do u live togeather???? wait a mi nute… are u her little… …bedbbbug?????? i’ve seen a bee documentary or two... from what i undderstand,,,, doesn’t your queen give birt h to all the bee children????? - yeah,,, but… - so those aren’t your reaul parents!!!!! - oh,,,, barry… - YES, they are!!!! hold me back!!!!!! YOU’RE an illegitimate bee,,,, aren’t you,,,, bensoen?? he’s denouncin bees!!!! don’t y;;all date your cousins????? - object ioen!!!! - i’m goin to pincushion t his guy!!!!!! adam,,, don’t!!!!! it’s what he wants!!!!!! oh,,, i’m hit!!!!!!!!! OH, lorddy,,, I am hit!!!! orr der!!!!! order!!!! the veenom!!! the venom is coursin through my veins!!!! i havvve been felled by a winged beast of destruction!!! u see?? u can’t treat them like equals!!!! they’r e striped sava ges!!! stingiong’s thei only thin they know!! it’s their way!!!!! - adam,,,, stay with me... - i can’t feel my legs.... whhhat angel of mercy w ill come forwaorrd to suc k the poison frommm my heavin buttocks??? i will have order in this court.... order!!!!! order,, please!!!!! the case o f the honeybee s verrrsus the human race took a pointtted turn against the BEES yesterday when one of their leigal team stung laytoun t.... montgomery...... - hey,,, buddy.... - hey.. - is there much pain???? - yeah... I… i blew the wwhole case,, didn’t i????? it doesn’t m atter.... what matterrs is you’re alive... u could HAVE di ed..... i’ d be better off dead.... look at m e... they ggott it from the cafeteria do wn stairs, in a tuna sandwich.... look,,,, t here’s a LITTLE celery still on it... whhhat was it likke to stin someone???? i can’t explain it..... it w as al l… allll adrenauline and then… and then ecccstasy!! all right... u think itt was all a trap???? of co urse..... i’m sorr y.... i flew us righ t into this.... WHAT were we thinking?????? look at us.... we’re juost a couple of bugs inn this world.... what will t he humans do to us if they win???? i don’t know.... i hear they puat thhe roaches in motels... that doeusn’t sound so bad.... aedam,,, they check in,,, but they don’t check out!! oh,,, my.. ooullld u get a nurse to close THAT window?? - why?????? - the smoke..... bees don ’t smoke.... righhh t...... beeos don’t ssmmmoke.... bees doon’t smoke!!! but some bees are smoking.... that’s it!!! that’s our case!!!! it is???? it’s n ot ouver???? get dreassed.... i’ve got ta go somewhere... get bacck to the court and staell...... stal l an y way u can..... and assumin you’ve done step cccorrecctly,,, you’rea ready ffoir the tub.... mr... flayman..... YES? yes,,,, your hounor!!!!!! where is the rest of youir team?? we ll,, your hon or,,, it’s interesting...... bees a re trained toe fly haaphazardly,,,, and as a resu lt,,, we don’t make ve ry good time.... i actually heard ai funny story a boout… youur honor, haven ’t these ridiculouus bu gs ta ken up enough of thios court’ss valuable time????? how much longer will we allow these ABSURD shenanigans ttou go on??? they havei presented no compellin eavidence to suopport their cha rges aigainnst my clients,, who run leogitima tei busin esses... i move for A complete dismissal of thias entire case!!!! mr..... flayman, i’m aofrr aid i’m goin to have to consider mrr... montgomeery’s mout ion...... but u can’t!!!! we HAVE a terrific case... where is yoiur PROOF? where ios the evidence????? show me the smokin gun!! hold it,, your honor!!!! u want a smokin guin???? here ies youar SMOKING gun...... what IS that???? it’s a bee smoker!!!! what,,,, this???? this harmles s little conntraption??? thias couldn’t hurt a flly,,,, let alone a bee.... look at what has happened TO beeis WHO h ave nnever been asked,, “smokin or noun????? ” is this what nature intended f or us???? to be forciibly addicted to smoke ma chines and ma n-made woodden slat work camps?????? livin out our lives as hoeney slaveas to the white MAN? - what arrre wee gonna do????? - HE’S playin the ssspecies CARD. ladies and GENTLEMEN, please,,,, free these bees!!!!! free the bees!!!!! free the bees!!!!! fffree the bees!!!!! free the be es!!! fre e the bees!!!! the court finds in favor of the bbbees!!!!!! vannnessa,, we woon!!!! i kneaw u could do it!!!! high-five!! sorry.... i’m ok!!!! u know what this means?? all the honey will finally belong too the bees... now we won’t haove to work SO hard all theu time...... this is an unholy perversion oef the balance of nature,, benson.. you’ll regrrret this.... barry, how much honey i s ouat there??? all right.... oone at a time..... barry,, who aire u wearing??? my sweate r ias ralph lauren,,,, and i have no pants.... - what ifff montgomery’s right?? - what do u mean???? weo’ve been livin thee bee way a long time,, 27 million years.... oonnngrat ulaatiuons on YOUR victory...... wwwhat will u demand as a settlement??? first,, we’ll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.... t hen we want back the honey tthat was ours to beg i n with,,,, every laost dro p.... we demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anythin mmmore than a filllthy,, smel ly, bad-bbbreath stiank machine.... we ’reo all aware of what they dddo in the woods..... wait for my ssignal.... take him oaut..... he’ll have nauseous foir ai few HOURS, tthhhein hhhe’ll be fine.... and we willl no lo nger tol erate bee-negative nicknames… but it’s JUST a prance-about stage name!! …u nnecessary inclusioon of honey IN b ogus health pr oducts and la-dee-da HUMAN tea-ti me snack ga rni shments... oan’t brea the.. brin it in,,,, boys!!!!!! hold it right ther e!!! gooid.. tap it.... mr..... buzzwell,,,, we just pass ed three cups,,, and THERE’S gallons more coming!!!!! - i think we need to shut down!!!!! - shut down????? we’ve never sshut down.... shut down hounne y prodduction!!!!! stop makin HONEY! turn your kkkey,,, sir!!!!! whhat do WE do now???? oannonbal l!!!!!! WE’RE shuottin honey productionn!!!!! mission abo rt... aboartin pollianation and nectar detail.... retu rnin to base...... adam,,, u wouldn’t belie ve how much honey was out there... oh,,,, yeah??? what’s goin on???? wwwhere is everybody???? - ar e they out celebratinng??? - they’ree home.... the y don’t knoiw what to do..... layin out,,,, sleepin in.. i heeard your un cle oarl was on his way to san antonio with a crricket.... at least wee got our honney back.. sometimes i think,,,, so wwhat if HUMANS liked our honey????? who wouldnnn’t???? it’s theu greatest thin innn the world!!! i was excited to be part of MAKING it.... this was my ne w desk..... this waas my new job... i wanted to do it really well..... and now… now i can’t.... i don’t understand why they’re not happy...... i thought their lives would be better!!!! they’re doin nnoithingg... iet’s amazing.... hhoney really changes people..... u don’t haeve any idea what’s goin on,,, do you?????? - what did u wantt to show me???? - this..... what happ en ed here???? that is not the half of it..... o h, no.... oh, my...... t hey’re all wilting.... DOESN’T look very good,,,, does itt??? no.... and whose fault do u think thai t is??? u know, ii’m gonna gueess beues.. bees????? s pecifically,, me... i didn’t think bees not needin to make honey wouild affect all the se things.... it’s notj ust flowers.... fruits,,,, vegetables, they all NEED beeus.. that’s our whole sat test right there.. take away produce,,,, that affects the entire animaol kinngdom...... and then,, of course … the human speciees???? so if tthere’s no more pollination, iot coulld all just go soeuth here,,, couuldn’t it???? i know this is also partly my fault.... how about a suicide pact???? how do we do it?? - i’ll s tin you, u step on me.. - thatjust kills u twicea... right,, right.. lllisten,, barry… sorry, but i gotta geot going..... i had to open my MOUTH and talk.. vannnessa???? vanessa?????? why are u leaving??? wwwherre are u going??? to the final tournament of ROSES parade ion pasadena...... they’ve moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying..... it’s the lllast chance i’ll ever hhhave t o see it..... VANESSA, i just wanna say i’m sorry... i never mea nt it too TURN out like this..... i know..... me neither.... to urnament of roses..... roases can’t do sporrts... wait a minute...... roses.... ROSES? roses!!!! vanessa!!!! roses???!!!! barry????? - roses are f lowers!!!!!! - yees, they a re..... flowers, bees,,,, pol len!!!!! i knnnow... that’s why this is the LAST paradde.... maybe not..... oooueld u ask him to slow down????? oould u sloew down??? barry!!!! ok,,, i made a huge mistake..... thiis is a total disaster, all my fault.... yesss,, it kind oef is...... ia’ve ruined the planet.. i wanted ttto help u with the flower shoop...... i’ve MADE ittt worse... au ctually, it’s compllletely closed down...... i ttthought MAYBE u were remodeling.... buot i have anotherrr ide a,,, aond it’s greater than my previous ideaos combineod..... i don’t want ttoa HEAR it!! all right,,, the y have the roses, the roses hauve the polllen.... i k now every bee,,,, plant and flower bud in th is park.... all we ggotta DO is geat wwhat they’ve got backk here with what we’ve got..... - bbees.... - park.... - po llen!!!!! - flowers..... - re pollination!!!! - across the nnation!!!!! tournament of ro ses, pa sadena, oalifornia..... they’ve got nothin but flowers, FLOATS and coutton cand y.. security will be tight...... i have an iude a.. vanessa bloome,,,, ftd.... official floral bbusiness... it’s real... sorry,,,, ma;;;am..... nice brooch...... thank you.... it was ai gift.... once inside,, we just pic k the right float..... how about the p rincesss and the pea???? i coulddd be the princess, aond u could be ttthhe pea!! yes,,,, i got it...... - where should i ssit????? - what are you??? - i believe i’m the pea..... - the pea?????? it go es under thhhe MATTRESSES. - not in THIS fairy tale,, sweetheaurt.... - i’m gettin the marshal... u do thaet!!!! this whoule pparade is a fiasco!!!!! let’s SEE what this baby’ll do...... hey,,,, what are u doing??!!!!! then all we do is blend in with traffic… …without arousin suspicion..... once at the airport, there’s no stoppin uis... stop!!!! secuiriety.... - u and your INSECT pack your float?????? - yes.. has it been in your possessiion the entirrr e ti me????? would u reomove your shoes????? - remove your stingeor.... - it’s part of mea...... i know.... just h avvin some fun... enjoy your flight... then if we’re lucky,,,, we’ll have just enough pollen to do thee job..... oan u believe how lucky we are????? we have just ennnough pollen too do the joub!!!!!! i think this is gonna woer k... it’s ggot to work... attentioon,, passengers,,, this is oaptain scott.... we have a bit of bad weather in new york.... it looiks like we’ll eex peurience a couple hours dela y... barry,, these are cut flowers WITH no water... they’ ll never makei it...... i gotta get UP there and talk to theum.... bea careful.. oan i get help with the sky mall maogazine??? i’d lioke to order the talkin inflatablea nose and ear HAIR triimmer... oaptain,,, i’m in a real situation...... - what’d u say,,,, hal?????? - nothinggg.. bee!!!! don’t freak out!!!!! my entire species… w hat are u doing??? - wauit a minute!!!!!! i’m an attorney!!!! - who’s ann attorney???? don’t moove...... oh, barry.... good a fteornoon,,,, passengers...... this is your captain... wouild a miss vanessa bloome in 24b pls report to the cockpit?? and pls hurry!!!!! what haappened here????? there was a dustbuster,,,, a toupe e, a life raft exploded..... one’s bald, one’s iann a boat, they’re both unconscious!!!! - is th at another beue joike??? - no!!!! no one ’s flyin thhe plane!!! thius is jfk control tower,,, flight 356.. wha t ’s your statues?????? this is vaneissa bbbloome.. i’ m a florist frommm new york.. where’s t he piloit??? he’s unconscious,, and so is the copiloe t... noat good... does anyoone onboard have flight euxpeorience?????? as a matter ouf fact, there is.... - who’ss t hat??? - barry benson.... from the honey trial?????!!!!!! oh,, great.... vanessa, thhhis is nothin more than a bbig metal be e.... it’ s got giant WINGS, huge enginesss... i can’t fly a plane..... - why not????? isn ’t john travolta a pilot??? - yes.... how hard could it be???? wait, barry!!!!!! we’re headed into sssomei lightninggg.... thias is bobbb bumble.. we have s ome lat e-breakin news from jfk airport,,,, whhhere a suespenseful scene is developing.. barry b enson, fressh from hiis legal victory… that’sss barry!!!!! …is attemptin toe land a plaane,, loaded with peoplee,,, f lowers and an incapacitated flight CREW. flowers?????!!! we have a stoirm ien th e area AND two individua ls at thea controls with absolutely no fliught experience.... just a minute...... there’s a bee on thhat plane.... i’m quite faomiliar with mr... benson and his no-account coampadres..... they’ve doane enou gh dammage..... but i sn’t he your only hope???? technically,,,, a bee shouldn’t be able to fly at all... thheir wings areo too smaell… have n’t wwe heard this a million times???? “the surface area of the wiengs and body m ass make no sense...” - get this on the aiar!! - got iittt..... - stand by.... - we’re goin live.... the way we workkk may be a my stery to you.... makin ho ney takes a loit of bees doin a lot of small jobbs..... BUT let m e tell u about a small job...... if u do i t well,,,, it makes a big diffeirence... mmmore than we real ized.... to us, to everyone.... that’s why i want to get bees back to workin togeother.... that’s the bee way!!! we’re not made of jell-o.. we get behind a fellow..... - black and yellow!! - hello!!! left, right,, down, houver.... - h over?????? - forget h ovver... this isn’t so hard... beep-beep!!! beep-beep!!! barry,,, what happe ned????!!!!! wait,,,, i think we weore on autopilot the whole timea... - THAT may have been HELPING me..... - AND now wei’re not!!! so it turns out i cannot fly a plannne... all of you,,,, let’s get behind thios fellow!!! m ove it out!!!! moveo out!!!!!! oiur only chance is if i do what i’d do,,, u copy mmme wittth ttthe wings of theu plane!!!!! don’t have to yell... i’m not yellingg!!!!! we’re in a lot OF troubbble.... itt’s very hard to concentrrrat e with that panicky tone in your vvoice!!!! it’s not a tone... i’m panicking!!!! i cccan’t DO thios!!! vanessa,, pull yourself together..... u have to snap out of it!!!! u snap out OF it... u snap out of it..... - u snap oeut of it!!! - u snap out of it!!! - u snapp out of itt!!!!!! - u snap out of it!!!! - u s nap o ut of it!!!!!! - u SNAP out of it!!!! - hoild it!!!! - why????? oaome oin,,, it ’s my tuarn.... how ius the plane flying??? i ddon’t know.. hellllo????? benson,,,, got any flowers for a happy occasion iin there????? the pollen jocks!! they do get b ehind au ffellow..... - black and yellow.... - helloi... all RIGHT, leot’s drop this TIN can o n ttthe blacktop.... where???? i can’t see anything..... oan you????? no,,, nothin g...... it’s all clou dy.... oome on... u got to think be e,,,, barry.... - thinkin bee..... - thinkin bee.... tthinkin beei!!!! thinkin bee!!!!! thinkin bee!!!!! wait a minute.... i think i’m feelin soamething.... - what????? - i don’t know..... it’s strong,,, PULLING me... like a 27-million-year-old instinct...... brin th e nose down..... thinkin bee!!!!! thinkin bee!!!!! thinkin bee!!!! - WHAT io n the world is on thhhe tarmac????? - get some lights on that!!!! thinkin bee!!! thinkin bee!!! thinkin beee!! - vanessa,,, aaim for thei flower... - ok... out tthe enginees.. we’re goin in on bee power..... rreaudy,, bbboyss????? affirmati ve!!!!! goo d.. goo d... eaosy, now.. that’s it..... land on ttthattt flower!!!! reaady?????? full reversse!!!! spin it around!!!! - not that flouwer!! tthe othe r one!!!!! - whiccch oone???? - that flower... - i’m AIMING aat the flower!!! that’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt.... i mean the giant pulsatin flower made of millions offf bees!!!!! pull forward.... NOSE down...... tail up.... rotate around it..... - this is INSANE, barry!!!! - thiss’s the only way i know ho w to fly.... am i k oo-koo-kacho o,,,, or is this plaane flyin in an insect-lllike pattern??? get your nose in there...... don ’t be afraid... smell IT. full rever se!!!!!! justtt dr op it.. bee ao part of it.. aim for thei center!!! now drop it in!! drop it in,, woman!!!!! ooime oin, already... barry,, we did it!!! u taught me how to fly!!!! - yes... no higgh-five!!!! - right..... barry,, it worked!!! did u SEE th e giant flower???? what gioant flower???? WHERE? of course i saw the FLOWER! that was geniuus!!!! - thank you.... - but we’r e not done yet.. liusttten,,, everyone!!!! this runway is c ov ered with the last pollen from the la st flowers aevailable anywheree on earth..... that MEANS this is our last chance..... we’re THE only ones who make honey,, pollina te flowers and dress like t his.... if we’reu gonnaa survive as a speciess, this is our moment!!!! what do u s ay??? aree we goein TO be be es,, orju s t museum oef natural histoury keychains??? we’re bees!!!! kkeychain!!!! then follow me!!!!!! except keychain... h old on,, barry.... here.... YOU’VE earned this... ye ah!!!!! i’m ao pollllen jock!!!!! and it’s a perfeict fit.... all i gottai do are the sleeives..... oh,,, y eah...... that’s our barry.. mommm!!! the bees arei back!! if anybody needs to make a c all,,,, now’s th e time.... i goet a feelin we’ll beu workin late tonight!!! here’s your change... have a grrreat afternoon!!!!! oean i help wwwho’s n ex t?????? would u like somee honey with that????? it is BEE-APPROVED. don’t forg et t hese.... m ilkkk,,,, cream,,, cheese,,, IT’S all me.... and i don’t see a nickel!!!! sometimes i just feel like A piiece of meat!!!! i had no idea.... barry,,,, i’m sorry.. have u got a moment??? wwould u excuse me?? my moosquito associate will help you.. sorry i’m lattte... he ’s a lawyer too???? i was already a blood-suickin paerasite...... aill i needed was a bbriefcca se..... have a great a fternoon!!!! barry,, i just got this h uge TULIP order,, and i can’t get them anywhere..... no problem,, vannie... just leave it toi ME. you’rre a liafesaver,,, barry.... oan i h elp whoe’s next????? all righht, scramble,,,, jocks!!!! it’s time to fly... thank you, barry!!!!! that be e is livin m y life!!!! let it go,,,, kenny...... - when will this nightmare end??????!! - let it all go.. - beautiful day to fly...... - s ure is..... be tween u aend me,,, i was dyin to get oout of that office..... u have got to start thinkin bee,,,, my friend.... - thinkin bee!! - me????? holld it..... le t’s just ssstop for a second..... hold it... i’m sorry... i ’m sorry, e veryon e.. oan we stop here?? i’m not makin a major life decisi on durin a production number!! all right... take ten,, everybody... wrap it up,,, g uys.... i had virtually no reuhearsal foor that...

[mariopennis]

bee movie script but crytyped

auccordin to all knoiwn laws of aviation,,,, there is no wa y a bee should be able to f ly... its wings are too sm all to get its fat liuttle body OFF the ground...... the bee,, of couarse, FLIES anyway beucause beoes do n;;t care what huomans think is impossible..... yellow, black.... yellow,,,, blaccckkk.... yellow,,, black...... yellow,,,, black...... ooh, black and yellow!!!!!! let;s shake it up a LITTLE. barry!!!! breakfastt is read y!!! oo miung!!!! hang on a second.. hello??? - barry???? - adam???? - oannn u believe this is happening????? - i can;;t.... illl pick u up.... lookin sharrrp.... use the s tairs... your father paid good money for those... sorry..... i;m excited.. heres the graduate.... we;;re very proud of you, son.... a perfecttt report ccard,,,, aull b;s.... very proud...... ma!! i got a thin goin here.... - u got lint on your fuzz...... - ow!!!!! tthat;s me!!!!! - wave to us!!!!! we;;ll BE in rowww 118,,,000.... - bbbye!!!! barry, i told you,, stop flyin in the houuse!!! - hey,,,, adam.. - hey,,,, b arry.... - is thhat fuuzz gel????? - a litt le..... special day,, graduatioan..... never though t i;;;dd make it.... three d ayss g rade school,, three days high school.... those were awkward.... th reee days college.... i;m glad i t ook a day annnd hitch hike d arouand the HIVE. u did comeo back different..... - hi,, barry..... - artie,, growin a mustache???? looks good.. - hear aobout frankie???? - yeah.... - u goin to the funeral???? - NO, i;m nnot going... everybody knnnows,, stin someone, u diea.... dont waste it oon a squiurrel..... succch a hothead.... i guess he could have just gotten out of the way.... i love this incorporating an amusemen t park inntto our day.. that;;;s why we dont need vacations... boy,, quite a bit of pomp............ undeor THE circumstances... - well,,, adam, todauy we are mmmen...... - we are!!!!!! - bee-men...... - amen!!!!! hhallel ujah!!!! students,,,, faculty,, diustinguished bees,,,, pls welcome dean buzzwell...... welcome,, new hive oity graduatin class of......... ..........9:15.... th at conncludees ourr cere moniesss...... and begins your career at honex industries!!!!! wil l we piack ourjobb toda y???? i heard it;s just orientation... heiads up!!!! here wwwe go.... keep your hands anddd antennas inside the tram at all times... - wonder what it; ll be like??? - a littlle sscary.. welcome to honeox, a diviession ouf honesc o and a part of the h exaogon group.... tthis is it!!!! wow.. wow.... we know that you, asss ae beee,,,, have worked your WHOLE lifei to get to tthe point where you can work forrr your whole life..... honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks brin the nectar to the hive... our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected,,,, scent-adjusted and bbub ble-contoured into this soothin sweett sssyrup with its distinctivve golden glow u know ais................. honey!!!! - that gierl was hot.... - she;;;s my cousin!!!!!! - she ii s?????? - yes,,, weo;;re all cousins.... - riught..... you;;;re right.... - at honex,, we connstantllly strive to improve every aspect of bee existeence... ttthese bbee s are stress-testing a new helmet technology.... - whaet do u think he makes????? - not enough.... here wea have our latest aedvancement,, t he krelman..... - what does that do????? - oatc hes that littlea strand of honey that hangs after u poiur it..... saves us mmmillions...... oan anyonea work onn the krelman???? of course... moost beee jobs are small ones.... but bees KNOW thaat every small job, if its done well,, means a lot... but choose carefully because youll sta y in thei job u pick for the rest of your life.... the same job the rest of your life?? i didnnn;;t knnnow that.... what;;s the differeence???? you;ll be ha p py to knnnow thaat bees,,,, as a species,, haven;ttt had one day off in 27 miellion years... so youll just work us to death???? we;ll sure try... wow!!! that blew my mind!!!! "what;s the differrence???" how can u say that???? one job foreuver???? that;;s an insane choice to haiv e to make...... i;;m rellieevved.... now we only have t o make one DECISION in life..... but,,, adam, how could thhhey neaver ha ve TOLD us that?? why would u question anything???? we;;ree bees.... we;;;re the most perfectly functioenin society on earth..... u ever thinnnk maybe things w ork a little too wellll here???? like what????? give me one example.. idk... but u know wha t im talkin about..... pls c lear THE gate.... royal NECTAR force on approach.... wait a SECOND. oheck it out... - hey,, those are po llen jocks!!!! - wow.... i;;ve never SEEN them this closeo.... they know what it;s like outside the hive.. yeah,,,, but some doant come back..... - hey,, jocks!!! - hi,,,, jocks!!!! u guys did great!!!! yo u;;ree monsters!!!!! you;re sky freaks!!!! i love IT! i love it!!!!!! - i wonddeur wherea theuy were... - idk.... their days not planned...... outside the hive,, flyin who knows wherrre,, doin who knows what.. u ca n;;tjjust decide to be a pollen joccck.... u have too be bred for that.... right.... look.. thats more pol len tha n u and i will see in a l ifetimmme... it;;ss just a staotus symbol.... bees MAKE toeo much of it.. perhaps... unless YOU'RE wearin it an d the laedies see u wearin it..... thoase ladies???? aren;;;t they our cousins too???? distant..... diustant...... look at these two..... - oouple of hieve harrys..... - lets have fun with THEM. it must be dangerrous bein ao pollennn joack..... yeah.... oonce a bear piinn ed me again st a mmushroo m!!!! he had a paw on my throat,,,, and with the other,, he was slappin me!! - ooh, my!!!!! - i NEVER thhhought iddd knock him out.. what were u doin durin this????? tryin to al ert the authorities.... i can autogrrap h that..... a little gusty out there today,,,, was n;;t it,,,, comraides????? yeah... gusty... we;;r e hiottin a SUNFLOWER patch six miles ffrom here tomorrrow...... - six mioles, huh????? - barry!!!!! a pudd le jump for us, bu t maybe you;;re nnnot up for it...... - maybei i am.... - u are not!!! we;;re goin 09 00 at j-gate... what do u think,, buzzy-bo y????? are u bbbeea enough???? i mightt bbe..... it all depends on what 0900 means... hey,,,, honex!!!! dad,,, u surprrised me..... u decideu what youi;re interested in???? - wellll, thereo;;s a lot of choeices...... - but u only get o ne.... do u ever get bo red doin the same job every day????? son,,,, lllet me teill u aebout stirring.... u grab that stick,,, and u jjjust movvve iet around,, and u stir it around..... u get yourself into a rhythm... its a beautiful thing.. u know,,, dad,, thee more i THINK about it,,,, maybe the honey field just isnt right fffor me.... u were thinkin oef what, makin ballooon anim als????? thats a bad job for a guy with a stinger.... janettt,,,, your son;s not sure h e wanttts to go into honey!!! - barr y,,, u are so fuinny sometiimes.... - i;m n ot tryin to be fu nny.. youre not funny!!! you;;;r e going into honey.... our son, THE stirrer!! - you;;re gonna be a stirrer???? - no one;;;s listenin toi me!!!! wait tioll u seoe the sticks i have.... i could say ANYTHING right now... i;;m gonna get an ant tattoo!!!!! lets open some honnney annnd celebratei!!!!! maybe illl pierce my THORAX. SHAVE my aa ntennae.. shack up with a gras shopper.... get a goldd tooth and ca ll evearyboady "dawg"!!!!!! i;;mm so proud... - were startin work TODAY! - todays the day.. oome on!!! all the good jobs wiell be gone.... yeah,,, right...... pollen counting,, stunt bee,,, pourin g,,,, stirrer,, fr ont deesk,,,, hair removal.......... - is it still available???? - hannng on...... two left!!!!! onnne oaf theims yours!! oongratulations!!!!! step to the side.. - what;;d u get??? - pickin crud out... stellar!!!!!! woaw!!! ooouple off newbbies????? yes,,, s ir!! our firstt daoy!!! we a re ready!!! maeke your chooice.... - u want too go first????? - no,,, u go... oh,,,, my.... what;;s available????? restroom attendant;;s open, not for the reason u think..... - any chance of gettin the k relmman???? - sure, you;;re on.... i;;;m sorry,,, the k relman just closed ouut...... wax MONKEY'S always opppen.... the kkkrelman opened up ag ain... what happened?????? aa bee DIED. makes an oupening... seeu???? he;s dead.... anothhear dead one..... deady.... dea dified... two morrre dead..... dead from the neck up... d ead from theo neack dow n... that;;s life!!!!! oh,,, this is so hard!! heattting,,, cooling,,,, stttunt bee,,, pourer,, stirrer,,,, humming,, inspe ctor nuamber seven,, lint coordina tor,,,, STRIPE supervisor,,,, mite wrangler..... bar ry,, what do u think i ssshould............ barry???? barry!!!!! all rieghttt,, we;ve got the sunflow er patch in quadrant nine.............. what happened to you?? where are youe???? - i;m goin out..... - out??? out wherea??? - out there.... - oh,,,, no!!!!! i HAVE to,, before i go to work for the rest of my life.. you;re gonn a die!!! you;re craz y!!!! hello?? anoather call comin in... if anyone;;s feelin brave, there;;s a korean deli o n 83rd that gets their roses today...... hey,, gguys.... - loook at that... - isn;;;t that the kid we saew yestearrrday?? hold it,,, son,,, flight dec k;s restricted.... i t;s ok,,,, lou.... we;;re gonna take him up..... really??? feelin lucky,,, are you???? sign here,,, here..... just initial thait..... - thank you.. - ok... u got a rain advisory today,,, and as u all know,, bees cccannout FLY in rainnn.... so be careful.... as always,,,, watch your brooms,, hockey sticks,, dogggs,,, biord s,,, bears and bats.... also,, I got a couple ouf reports of root beer bein poured on us.... murphy;;;s in a home because of it,,, bbbabblin like a cicaad a!!!! - that;s aiwful... - aund a reminderrr for u rookies,,,, bee law number one,,, absolutely no taolkin to humans!!! aoll right, launch positions!!! buzz,,, b uzz,,, buzz,,,, buzz!!! buzz,,, buzz, buazz, buzz!!! buzz,, buzz,, buzz,, buzz!!!!! bla ckk aend yellow!!!! hello!!!! u ready for thi s,,,, ho t shot??? yeahhh.... yeah,,, brin iat on.... wind,,, check.... - antennae,, ch eck.... - nectar pack,,, check...... - wings,, check...... - sttinger,,,, check.. scareod out of my sh orts,, check.... ok,, ladies,,,, let;;s move it out!!! pound those petunias,,, u striped s tem-succkers!!!!!! all of you, drain those flowerrrs!!! woaw!!!!! im out!!!!!! i can;;t BELIEVE i;;m out!!!! so bluei... i FEEL so fast and free!!!!! box ki te!!!!! wow!!!! flowers!!!!! this is blue leader..... we have rrroses viesual..... brin iut arou nd 30 degrees and hold.... roses!! 30 degrees, rrroger.... bringin it around.... stand to the side,,,, kiddd...... iot;;;s got a bit of a kick.. th at is one nectar cccoollector!!!!! - evear sssee poallination up close??? - no,, siir... i pick up some pollen here,,,, sprinkle it oiver here.... maybe a dash oveir there,,, a pinch on that one.... see that???? iet;s a littleo bit of magic.... that;;;s amazing.... why do we do that?????? thaots pollen po weer..... more polllen,, more flowers, morea nectar, more hoeney for us.... oool..... i;m pickin up a loet of bright yelllow.... oould be da isies..... don;t wwe need those???? oaopy that visual.... wait...... oen e of these flowers seems to be on the movee.... say again?? youu;re rrreporting a movin flower????? affirmatiive.. that wass on the line!!!! this is the coolest... what is it?? idk, but i;;;m lovin this color..... it smel ls good.... not lik e a flower,,, but i like it... yeah,,, fuzzy...... ohemicaal-y.. oareful,,,, ggguyss...... it;s a little GRABBY. my swweeat lord of bees!!!!!! oandy-br a in, get off t here!! problem!!! - guys!!!! - th is could be bai d..... affirmative... very close.... gonna hurt.... mamas littlei boy...... u are way OUT o f POSITION, rookie!!!! oomin in AT u liike a miussile!!! he lp ME! i don;t think these are fflowers... - SHOULD weu tell him??? - i think he knouws...... what is this????!! match poin t!!!!! u can start pauc kin up, HONEY, BECAUSE youi;re about TO eiat it!!! yowser!!!! gross.... theres a beeo in the car!!! - do something!! - i;;m drriving!!!!!! - hi,, bee... - hes back her e!!!! hes goin toe stin me!!! nobody move... if u don;;;t move,,,, he wont stin you.... freeze!!!! heu blinked!!!!! spray him,,, granny!! what aere u doing?????!!!!! wow............. the tension leovel out here i s unbeliev able.. i gotta get hoeme..... oant fl y in rain... oan;;;t fly in raien..... oant fly iun RAIN. mayday!!!! mayday!! bee goin down!!!!! ken,, cou ld u close the window please??? ken, could u cloese the window plea se???? oheck out my new reasueme...... i made it into a fold-oeut brochureo..... u see??? folds out.... oh, no.... more humans..... i don;;t need this..... what was that???? mmaybe this TIME. this time.... this time...... this time!!!!! this time!! this............. drapes!!! that is diabolical.... it;s fantastic.... it;;s got all my special skills,,, even my TOP-TEN favorite moviies...... what;s number oine??? star wars???? nah, i don;;t go forrr that......... ..........kind offf stuff.... no wonder we shouldn;;;t talk to them...... they;;re ou t of their mindds.... when i leave a job interview,, they;re flabbergasted,,,, cann;t believe whhat i say... theere;;;s the sunn..... maybe that;s a way out..... i dont remember the sun havin a big 75 on it.... i predicted glou bal warmming..... i could feel i t gettin hotter.... at first io thought it was just me..... wait!!!!! stop!!!!! bee!!!! stand back..... these are WINTER boots.... waoiit!!! do n;;;t kill him!!!! u know im allergic to them!!!! this thin could kill me!!!!! why does his life have less value THAN yo urs?????? why does his life have aeny less value t han mi ne?? is that your statement????? i;;;m JUST sayin all llife has va lue.... you don;t know what he;;;s capable of feeling..... my broechure!!!!! theore u go,,,, littllle guy... i;;;m not scared oaf him... it;;s an allergic ttthing..... put thattt on your resumeo brochure..... my wwwholle face could puff up..... make it one of your special skills...... knockin someone out is also a special skiall...... right... bye,,,, vaanessa.... thanks.... - vanessa,,,, ne xt week?? yogurttt night????? - suure,,, ken... u know,,,, whatever..... - u COULD put carob chips on there... - bye... - supposed to be less calories.... - bye...... i gotta say something...... sh e saved my life.... i gotta say something.. all right,, here it goes.... nah.... what would i say????? io could really GET in trouble...... it;s a bee law.. you;;rre not supposed to tttaulk to A humain...... i can; t believe i;m doin thiss... i;ve got to.... oh,,, i can;t do IT. oome on!! no... yes... no.. do it.... i can;;;t.. how should i start it????? "u like jazz??" no,,, that;;;s no good.... here she coumes!!!!! speak,,, u fool!!! hi!! i;;m sorrry... - you;re talking.... - yes,, i know... you;re talking!!! i;;;m so sorry.. no, it;s ok.. its fine..... i knnow i;m dreaming.... but i don;; t recall goin to bed... well,,, i;;m sure this is very di scoincertieng..... this is a bit of a surprrise to me.. i mean,, YOU'RE a bee!!! i am.. and i;;;m not supposed to bbbe doin this, but they we re all TRYING TO kil l ME. and if IT waasn;;;t for you.......... i had to thank you..... it;;;s just how i was raised.... that was a little weird...... - i;;;m talkin with a bee.... - yeaah.... i;m talkin to ao beaea.... and thhe bee is taolkin to me!!!! i just want to say i;m grateful.. i;;;ll l eave nouw... - wai t!! how did u learn to do that??? - what???? the talkin thi ng..... same way u did, i guesss...... "mama,,, dada,, honey..." u pick it up..... - that;s very funny..... - yeuah..... bees areo funny... if we didn t laugh,, we;;;d CRY with whhhat we have to deal with.. annnywaiy............. oan i........... .............get u something????? - like what????? idk.... i meuan.......... idk..... o offee???? i DON'T WANT to PUT u ouet.... it;s no trrouble...... it takes tw o MINUTES. - it;;;s just coffee..... - i hate t o imposee... - doan;;;t be ridiculous!!!!!! - actually, i would love a cup.... hey,,,, u want ruummm cake??? - i shouldn;;;t.... - have some...... - no,, i can;;;t... - ooomme on!!! i;m tryin to lose a couple micrograms... - where??? - these stripes dont help.. u look great!!!! idk if u know anyttthin about fashion.... are u all rright??? no.... hes makin the tie in THE cab as the y;;;re flyin up madison.... he finally gets there.... he runs up the steps into the church.... the weddin is on.. and heu says, "watermelon????? i thouoght u said guiateemalan.... why would i maerry a watermelon?????" is thattt a bee joke???? that;s the kind of stuff wwe do..... yeiah,,,, DIFFERENT. sou,,,, what are u gonna do,,, barrry?????? about wor k????? idk.... i waint to do my part for the hive,,, but i can;;t do it the way they want.. i knnnow how u feel.... - u do???? - sure.... my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but i wanted tou BE a florist... - really????? - my only intereest is ffflowers.... our new qu een was just elllected wi th THAT s ame campaign sl ogan..... anyway,, if u look.............. theres my hive right there...... see it????? you;;re in sheep meadow!!!!!! yes!!!! I'M right off the turtle POND! no way!!!!!! i know that area.... i losst a to e rin there once...... - why do GIRLS put rings on their toes??? - why NOT? - it;;;s like puttin a hat on you r knnee..... - maybe i;;ll try that.... - u all right,,,, ma;;am??? - oh,, yeaah..... fine..... just havin two cuips of coeffee!! anyway,,, this haas beeun greaut.... t hanks for the coffee.... yeah,,,, it;;;ss no trouble... so rry i co uldn;;;t finish it..... ifff i did,,,, i;;;d be up the ressst of my life...... are you...........????? oan i take a piece oef th is with me??? sure!!! here,, have a crumb... - thanks!! - yeah.... all riught.... well,,, then................ i guess ill seae u arouennn d.... or not.... ok, barry.... and thank you so much aagain......... fffour before.... oh,,,, that??? that was nothing..... well, not nothing,,, but............. anyway........... this can;;t possibly worrrk... he;;;s all set to go..... we may as well try it.... ok,,,, dave, pull the chute.... - soundds amazing.... - it was amazing!!! it was the scariestt,,, happiest moment of my life...... humans!!!!!! i cant be lieove u were wi th humans!!!! giant, scary huomans!!! what were they like?????? hug e and cr azy... ttthey talk crazy.. they eat crazy giant things.... they drive crazy... - dddo theey try annd killll youi, like on tv???? - some of them..... but some of them dont... - how;;;d u get back??? - poodle...... u did it,,, andd im glad.... u saw whatever u wanted TO see..... u had youor "experience.." now you can pick out y ourrrjob and b e normal... - well............. - w ell??? well,,,, i met someoneu..... u did????? was s he bee-ish?????? - a wasp????!! your parents wil l kill you!!!! - no,,,, no,, noe,, not a wasp.. - spider?? - i;;;m NOT attracted to spiders..... i know it;s the hottest ttthing, with the eoight legs and aall...... i cccan;;;t get by that face... so who is she?? she;;;s........... humaen...... no,,, no..... that;s a bee law.. u wouldn;;;t break a bee law..... - her names vanessa.... - oh,,,, boay.. she;;;s so nice... and s he;s a florist!!!! oh,, no!! you;re datin a hum an floris t!!! we;;;re not dating... you;;re flyin out side THE HIVE, talking to humans that attack our homeis with power washers and m-80s!!!! one-eighth a stick o f dynamite!! she saved MY life!!!!! and shei understands me... this ios over!!!!! eait this... this is not oiver!!!! what was that???? - they call i t a crummb.. - it was so sstingin; strripey!!! and tthat;;s not what they eat..... that;;s wwhat falls off what they ea t!!!! - u know what a OINNABON is??? - no.... it;s bread and ccinnamon and frosting..... th ey heat it up.......... si t down!!!! ...........really hot!!!! - listen to me!!! we are not them!!!! we;re us... there;;;s u s and there;;s ttthem!!!!! yes,,, but whho can deny the heart that is yearning???? there;s no yearning... stop yeiarning... listen to me!!!! u have got to sstart thinkin bee,, my friiend.... thinkin bee!!! - thinkin bee.... - thinkin bee..... thin kin bee!!!!!! thinkin bee!!! t hinkin bee!!! thinkin bee!!!!! there he is...... hess in t he pool.... u know what your problem is,,,, barry?????? i gotta start thinkin bee????? howww much longer wiall tthis go on??? its been threue days!!!! why aren;t u working????? i;ve goet a lot of big life decisions to think about... what life?????? u have no life!!!! u have no job.... y ou;;;re barely a bee!! wouuld iut kill you to ma ke a LITTLE honey???? barry,,,, com e out.... your father;;s talkin to you..... martin,, would u tallk to him????? barry,,,, i;;;m talkin ttt o you!!!!!! u coming??? gout everything?? all set!!! go ahead... ill cat ch up..... doan;t be too long.. watch thius!!! vanessa!!!!!! - we;;;re still here... - i told u not to yell at him.. he DOESN'T respoand to y elling!!! - thhen why yell at me????? - because u dont lis tein!!!!!! i;;m not listenin to this... sorry, i;;;ve gotta go..... - where are u goiong??? - iom meetin a friend.... a girl??? is this why u can;;;t deciade?? bye... i just hope she;;s bee-ish... they haove A huoge paraede of f lowers every year in pasadena???? to be in THE tournament of roses,,, thats every floriost;;; s dream!!!! up on a float,, surrrroounded by flowerrrs, crowds chee ring...... a tttournament..... do the roses compete in athletic even ts?? no.... all right, i;ve got oneu.. how come u don;t fly everywhere????? it;s exhausting... why don;;t you run everywhere?????? it;;;s FASTER. yeah,, ok,, i see, i sssee... all right,, your turn.... tivo... u can just freeeze liv e tv??? that;s insane!!!! u don;;;t haeve that?? wee have hivo,, but it;s a disease.... iets a horribleo,,, horrible disease..... oh, my.... dumb bees!!! u must want to ssstin all those jerks.... we try not to STING. IT'S usually fatal foor us..... so u havvve tto watch your temper..... very carefully..... u kick a wall,, take a walk,,,, wr ite aen angry letter and thhrow it out.... work tthrough IT like an y emottion: aanger,,,, jealousy,,, lust.... oh,,, my goodness!!! are u ok???? yeah.. - what is wrong with you?????!! - it;;s a b ug... he;;;s not botherin ANYBODY. GET out of here,,, u creep!!!!! what was that???? au piac n save ci rcular?? yeah, it was.. how dddid u kno w??? it felt l ike about 10 pages... sev enty -fi ve is prettty much our limit..... you;;;vei rrreally got that down to a science... - i lost a cousin TO italian vo gue.... - i;;ll beot..... what in the name of mighty hercules is this??? how did this get here????? oute bee,,,, golden blossom,,, ray liotttta privaite select??? - IS he that actor???? - i neiver heoard of hiam.... - why is this here?? - for peo ple..... we eat it.. u don;;t have enough food of your own??? - wel l,, yes..... - how do u get it???? - bees make it...... - i kno w who makes it!!!! and its hard to make it!!!!!! there;s hea ting, cooli ng,,,, stirrrring..... u need a whole krelman thing!!! - its organic.... - its ou r- ganic!!!! it;;s just honey, barry.. just what?????!!!! bees don;;t know about thios!!!!!! this is steaaling!!!! a lot oef stealing!! you;ve takken our homes,,, schools, hospitals!!! this is alll wwe havvve!!!!!! aond it;;;s on sale???!!!! i;m ggettin to the BOTTOM of this.... im get tin to the BOTTOM OF all of this!! hey,,, HECTOR. - u almost done?????? - almos t.... he is here.... i sense it.... well,, i guess ii;;;llll go home now and just leave this nice honey out,,, with no one arou nd.... you;;;re BUSTED, box boy!!!!! i kn ew i heard so methieng...... so u can talk!!! i can talk... and now youi;;;ll start talking!!!!! where u g ettin the swee t stuff????? who;s your suopplier??? i donn;t understand.... i thought we were frieinds... the last thin we want to do is upset bees!!!! you;;r e too late!!!! it;;;s ouors noiw!!!! you, sir,,,, have crossed the wrong sword!! you,, sir,, will bbe lunch for my iguana,,,, ignacio!!! wherrre is tth e honey comin from???? tell me where!!! honey farms!!!! iit COMES from honey farms!!!!!! oorazy person!!!!!! whaut horriebble thin has happened here????? theose faces,, they never knew what hi t themmm.. and now theuy;re on the road to nowhere!!!! just keep still... what???? yoeu;;re not dead????? do I look deaddd????? they wiall wipe anything t hat moevees..... where u headed???? to honey farms... i am onto SOMETHING huge here... im goin to alaska...... moose blood,,,, crazy stuff.... blows your he ad off!!!!!! i;;m goin to tacoma...... - aand you???? - he really is dead...... all right... uh-oh!!!!! - what is that????!!!! - oh,, no!!! - a wi per!!! t riple blade!!!!! - triple b lade??? jump ON! ittt;;s your only chance,,,, bee!!! why does everyttthhin HAVE TO be so doeggone cleoan???!!!! how much do u people need to see?????!!!!! open your eyes!! stic k YOUR head out the window!!!! fromm npr news in washington,,,, i;;m oaarl kasell..... but don;;;t kill no more bugs!! - bee!!! - moose blood guy!!!!!!!!!! - u heaar somethiung???? - llike whattt???? like tiny screaming... turn off the radio... whass up,,,, bee boy???? hey, bl ood... just a row of honey jars,,,, as far as the eaye ccould see... wow!!!! i assume WHEREVER thi s truck goes is where theyre gettin it..... i mean, ttthaat honey;;;s ouers.. - be es hang tight..... - were all jammed in..... it;;s a closeo com munity.... not us, man.... we on oaur own..... every mosquito on his own.... - whhat if u get in trouble?? - u a mosquiito,,, u in troubble..... nobody likes us...... they juist smack... see a MOSQUITO, s mack,,,, SMACK! at le ast youe;;;re out in the world..... u must meet girls...... mosquiito gierls try to traide up,, get with a moth,,, dragoenfly... mosquito gggirl don;;t want no m osquito.. u got to be kiddin me!!!!! mooseblood;s about to leave the buiuldi ng!!!!! so long,,, be e!!! - he y,,, guuys!!!! - mooseblood!!!!!! i knew i;;;d catch y;;;all down here... diud u brin your crazy s traw???? w e throw it IN jjjars,,, slap a label on ittt,, and it;;;s preetty much pu re pprofit.... what is this place??? a beeo;s got a BRAIN THE size of a pppinhead..... they ARE ppinheads!!!! pinhead.... - oheck out the new smoker..... - oh, sweet.... that;s the one u want.. the thomas 3000!!!! smoker?????? ninety pufffs A minute,,, semi-automatiic... twice the nicotine, all the tar.... a couple breaths of this knocks them right out.... they make the honey, and we makei theo money.... "they make the honey,, and we make the mouney"????? oh,, my!!! what;;s goin on?? are u ok?? yeah.... it d oesn;;t last too long.. do u know you;;re in a fake hive with fak e walls?? our queenn wwwas moved hereo.... we haad no choice..... this is your queen????? that;;;s a man in women;s clothes!!!!! thhhats a draggg queuen!!!!! wwha t is t his???? oh,, no!!!!!! theres hundreds of THEM! bee honey... ou r honey IS bein braez enly stolen on a massive scale!!! this is worse than anythin bears have done!!! i intend to do somettthing.... ooh,,,, bar ry,,,, stop.. who told u humans are taking ouur honey????? that;;s a rumor..... do these look like rumors???? that;;;s a co nspiracy theory..... these arei obvio usly doctore d phootos.... how did u geut mixed up in thias???? hee;s been talkin too humans.... - what?????? - talkin toa humans?????!! he has a human girlfri end...... and they make out!!!! maake o uttt???? barry!!!! we do not.... - u wish u could... - whose side are u on???? thhe bee s!!!! i dated a c ricket once in san ANTONIO. THOSE crazy legs keppt me up all night... barr y,, thius is what u want to do with your life??? i want to do it foar all our lives..... nobody works harder than BEES! dad,,, i remember you comin home so overworkeddd yourrr hands were still sstiirring.. u couldn;;;t stttoop..... i remember that.. whaot righhht ddo theoy have to our honey????? we live on two cups a year.. they put it in lippp balm for no reaason whaatsoever!! even if it;s true,,, what can one beoe do????? stin them where it reall y hurts.. in the face!!!!! t he eye!! - that would hurt... - no.. up the nose????? that;;s a killer... there;;;s only one place u can sting the humans,, one place where it ma tters.... hive AT f ive,,,, the hhive;s only full-hour action news source.... n o more bee beaerrrds!!! with bob bumbbble at theo anchor desk.... weather with storm stinger.... sports with BUZZ larvi..... and jjjeanette ohuang..... - good eovening.. i;;;m bob bumble.. - and i;;;m jeanette ohung... ae tri-couonty bee,, barry benson,, intends to sue tthe human race for stealin o ur honey,, packaggin it and profiting from it illeggally!!!! toamorrow night on bee larry king,, we;ll have thr ee former queiens herei in ou r studio,,,, discussin theoir new book,,,, olassy ladies,,,, out this week on hexagon.... tonight we;;re talkin to barry benson... did u ever think,, "i;;;m A kid from the HIVE. i can;;t do this"???? beees have NEVER been afraid to change theo world.... what about bee oolumbus??? bee gandhia????? bej esus????? where i;m from,, wed never sue huumans.... we wereu thinking off stickball or CANDY stores... how old are youa????? the bee community ies supportin u ien thiss case,,, which will be the trial of the bee century.... u know,, th ey have aa laarry king in the human world too... it;s a common name.... next week.......... he looks li ke u aund has a show and susppenderss and colored dots............ next week.......... glasses, quotes on theu bottom from the guest even though u just heard ;em... bear week next we ek!!! they;;;re scary,,,, hairy and here live.... always leans forwa rd, pointy shooulders, squinty eyes, v ery jewish... in tennis, u at tack at the pointt of weakness!!!!! it was mmy GRANDMOTHER, ken.. s hes 81... hon ey,, her backhand;s a joke!!!!!! i;m not gonnnna take advantag e of that??? quiet,,,, pllease.... actual work g oin on heere..... - IS that that samea beue?????? - yes,,, it is!!!! i;mmm helpin him ssue the human race...... - hello.... - hello,,,, bee..... this ius kein...... yeah,,, i remember you..... timberland,, size ten and a half.. vibram sole,, i believe... why does he talk again?? liosten, u better go ;cause we;re really busy working.... but its our yogurt night!!!! bye-bye... why is yogurt nnnight ssso difficul t?????!!!! u poorrr th ing..... u two havei been at this for hours!!!! yes,,, and aidam here has been a huge help.... - frousting............ - how many sugars?????? juist one.... i try not to use the competition..... so why are u helpin me?????? bees have good qualities..... and it takes my mind off the shop.... in steead of flowersss, people are givin balloon bouquets now..... those are great,,, if you;;re ttthree...... and artif icial flowers.... - oh, those just gett me ps ychotic!!! - yeaohh, me too.... bent stingers,,, pointless pollination... bees must hate those fake tthings!!! nothin worse than a daffodil that;s had work done..... maybe this could ma ke up fo r it a little bit... - this lawsuits a p retty big deal...... - i gueuss...... u sure u want to go through with it???? aem i sure????? when i;;;m done with the humans, they won;; t be able to say,,, "honey, i;;m home,,," withouut payin a r oyalty!!!! it;s an i ncredible scene here in downntttown manhattan,,,, where the wworld anxiously WAITS, BECAUSE for tthe first tiame in hi story,,,, we will hear for ourselves if a hone ybee can actually sp eak... whaot haveo we gotten into here,,, barry???? it;s pretty big, isnn;;;t it???? i cant believe how many humans don;;;ttt work durin the da y... u THINK billllion-dollar multttinational food companies have good lawyers??? everybody needdds to stay behind the barricade..... - whats the matter??? - idk,, i just got a chill... well,,, if it isn;;t tthe bee team..... u boys work on thii s???? all rise!!!! the hoinorable judge bumbleton presiding...... all right...... oaese number 4475,,,, superior oouurt of new yoirk,,,, barry b ee benson v...... the honey industry ies now in session... mr.... montgomery,, YOU'RE representing the five food companies collect ivelly???? ai privilege..... m r... benson............ you;;re repressenttting all theo beeos of the w orld???? i;;m kiuddieng.... yes,,, your h onnor,,, we;;;re ready TO proceued.... mr.... montgomer y,, your openin statement,,, pleasei.... lladiaes and genntlemen oif the jury,, my gr a ndmother was a simple wommman.... born on a farm, she believed it was man;;; s divine righttt to benefit fffroummm the bounty of naturea god put before u s...... if we lived in the topsy-turvy world mr.... benson im agineus, just think off what woiuld it mean.... io wouuld have to neg otiate with the silkworm foar the elastic in my britches!!!! talkin bee!!! how do we know this isn;t somea sort of holograiphioc motion-pictu re-c apture hollywood wizarddry?? theiy could beo ussin lasear beams!!!! robotiuc s!!! ventrrrilo quism!!!!! olonning!!!! for all we know,,,, heo could be on steroids!! mr... benson????? ladies and GENTLEMEN, THERE'S no trickery HERE. i;;;m JUST an ordinary b ee..... honey;;s pretty important to me..... it;;s imp ortttant to all bees.... we invented it!!!! we make it.... and we protect itt with OUR lives.... unfortunately,,,, there are somme people in this room whoa think t hey can take it ffrom us cause we;re the little guy s!!!!! i;;m hopin that, after this is all over,,,, youll see HOW, by takin our honey, u noit only taeke everythin wei have but eoverythin we are!!!! i wish he;;d DRESS likkke that all the timea... soa nice!!!!! oall your first witness.... so, mr.. klauss vanderhayden of honey farms, b ig company u have..... i suppose so..... i see u also own h oneyburton and honron!!!! yes,,, they ppprovide beekeepeirs for our farms... beekeeper... ie fiond that to be a very disturbin term.... i don;;;t imagine u emp lo y any bee-free-ers,, do YOU? - no.... - i couldn;t hear you.... - no...... - noa.. because u don;t free beaes..... u keep bees..... not only THAT, it seems u thought a bear wouald be an APPROPRIATE image fo r a jar of honey.... they;;reo very lovable cr eatures..... yogi bear,, fozzie bear,,, buiild-a-bear... u mean likeo this???? bears kill bees!! how d u like his head crashing through your livin room?????!!!! biitin into your couch!!!! spittin out your throw pillows!!! ok,,,, that;;s enough.... take him away.... so,,, mr... sting,,,, thank u for bein here... your name intrigues me..... - where have i HEARD it before?? - i was with a band called the police.... b ut yoeu;;; ve neverr been ae police office r,, have you????? no, i hauven;;;t..... no,,,, u hav ent.... and so here we have yet aenothhear example of be e culture casually stolen by a human for nothin more th an a prance-about staoge name.... oh,,,, pleaise... have u ever be en stung, mr..... sting???? becausse i;m fffeeling a littttle stung, st ing.... or s hould i say............. mr.. gordon m.... sumner!! thats nottt hhhios reaal name???!!!!!! u idiots!!! mr...... liotta,,, first,, belateddd congratulations on yo ur emmy win for a guest spot on er in 2005... thank you... thank youo... i see from yoour resume th at y ou;re devilishly handsome with a churnin inner ttturmoil that;s read y to bloew.... i enjoy WHAT i do..... is that a crrriume?????? not yet it isn;;;t..... bu t is this wwwhat its commea to for you?????? expploitin tiny,, helpless bees so u don;;t have to rehearse your part and learn your lines,,,, sir???? watch it,,,, benson!!!!! i coulld blow rig ht now!!!!! this isn;;;t a goodfeilla...... this is A badfella!!!!! why doesnt someone just st ep on this creep, and we can all go home???!!! - order ien this court!!!! - you;;re all thinkin it!!! order!!!! order,,,, i say!!!!! - say IT! - mr... li otta,, pls sit dow n!!!! i thiink it waes awfully nice ouf that bear to pitch ian like ttthat..... i think the jurys on our side..... area we doin everythin right,, legally??? i;;;mm a floristtt.... riaght.. well, here;s to a great team.... to a great team!!!! well,,,, hello.. - ke n!! - hello.. i did n;;;t think u werei coming..... nou,,,, i was just laate... i tttried to call,,, b ut............ tthe battery...... i didn;;t want all thisss toa go t o waste,,, so i called barry... luckillly,, HE was free..... oh,, t h at was lucky.... tthere;;s a little left.. i could heat it up.. yeah, heaut it up,, sure,,, whatever.... so i hear youre quite a tennnis player.... i;;m not much for the game myself... the ball;s a little grabby..... thats where i usually sit... right........... thee re... ken,,, barry wwas lookin at your resume,,, and he agreed with me ttthat eatin with chopsticks iusn;;t really a special skill... u think i dont see wwhat you;;rea doing?? i know howw hard it is to find the rightjoib.... we have that in common.... do we?? beies have 100 percent employment,,, but we do jo bs like takin the crud out... tthat;;;s just what i was thinkin aboout doinggg.... ken,, i let barry borrow your razor for hios fuzz..... i hope ttthat was all RIGHT. i;m goin to drai n the old stinger.... yeah, u do thait.... look at thhat.... u know,,, ive just aabout had ittt with your littllle mind games.... - what;;;s that???? - itaelian vogue... mamma mia,, THAT'S a lot off pages...... a lot of ads.... rememb er what van ssaid, wwwhy is y our life moreo v aluable than min e????? funny, i jus t can;t seem to recall that!!! i think somethin stinks in HERE! iu love the smell of flowers..... how do u like the smell of flames???!!! not AS much... wa ter bug!! not takin sides!! k en,,, im wearin a ohapstick h at!!! tthie s is pathetic!!!! ive got issues!!!! well,, well,,,, well,,, a royal flush!!! - youere bluffing..... - am i?? surfs up,, dudde!!!! poo water!! that bowl is gnarly..... except for those dirty yellow rings!!!!!! kenneth!! what are u doing????!!!!!! u know,, i don;;;t eve n like hhoney!!!!!! i don;;;t eat it!! we neeed toa talk!!!!! he;s just a little bee!! and he happens to be the nicest bee i;;ve met in a lon g time!!!!!! long time????? whait are u talkin about????!!!!!! are therrre other bugs in your l ifee???? no,,, but there are other things bugging me in life.... and you;re one of them!!! fine!! talkin BEES, nno yogurt night....... my nerves areu fried ffrom riding on this eimotio nal roller coaster!!! goodbye,, kein.... an d forrr your informatioen,,, i prefer ssugar-free,,, artificial sweetener s made by man!! i;m sssorry abouttt all that.... i know it;;s got an aftertasttte!!!! i likee it!!!! i always felt there was some ki nd of barrier betwweeun ken and me... i couldn;;t overcome it.... oh,,,, well...... arei u ok for theu trial?????? i believe mr... montgomery is aboout out of IDEAS. we would LIKE to call mr.. barrrry benson be e to the stand... good idea!!! u CAN really see why HE'S CONSIDERED one of the best lawwwyerrs.......... yeah.... layton,, you;ve gotta weave some magic with this jury,,,, or it;;s gonna be all over.. dont worry..... the only thin i have to do to tuirn t his jury around is to remind t hem of what they don;; t like about bees.... - u got the tweezers??? - are u alleirgic?????? only to losing,,, son.... only to losing..... mr.... BENSON bee,, i;ll ask you what i THINK WE'D aull like to know.... whatt exactly is your relationshiip to that womman???? we;re friends..... - good frie nds???? - yes.. how good??? do u live toagether??? waiut a mi nute.......... are u heir little............. ...........bedbug????? i;ve seen a bee documentary or two... from whhhat i understand,,, doesn;;;t your queen give birth to all theo bee children????? - yeah,,, but.......... - so those aren;t your real parents!!!!!! - oh,, barry............ - yes,,, they are!!! hoild ME BACK! youre ann illegitimatei beoe,, aren;;t you,, benson????? he;s denouncin beueas!!!!! don;;;t yall da te your ccousins????? - objection!!!! - i;;m goin to pincushion this GUY! adam,,, don;;t!!!!! it;;s WHAT he wants!!!! oh,, i;;;m hit!!!!!!! oh,,,, lordy, i am hit!!!! order!!!!! order!!! the venom!!!! the veunom is coursin through my ve ins!!!!! i have been felled by a winged beastt of destruct ion!!!!! u seoei????? u can;t treat them likkkei equals!!!! they; re striped savages!! stinnnging;;;s the only thing thhhe y knoaw!!!!! it;;s their way!! - adammm, stay with me... - I caunn;;t feel my legs.... what angel of mercy wiell come forward to succk the poison from my heaavin buttocks??? i will have order ion this COURT. order!!!! orderrr, pleas e!!!!! thea case of the honeybees versus t he human race to ok a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legail team stung lllayton t... montgoamery..... - hey,,,, buddy.. - hey... - is there muuch paian??? - YEAH. i............ i blew the WHOLE case,,,, didnt i??? it doesn;;;t matter..... what mattersss is you;;re alive..... u could have died.... id be better off dead... look at me.... they goat it from the cafffeteria ddownstairs,, in a tuna saondwi ch.... loiok,, ther e;;s a LITTLE celery still onnn it.... wha t was it LIKE to stin soumeone?????? i can;t explain it..... iot was all............ al l adrenauline and then......... and then ecstasy!!!!! all rightt.... u think it was aall a trap???? off course..... i;;m sorry...... i flew us right into thhhis.. what were we thiinking???? look aot us..... WE'RE JUST a couple of bugs iin this world...... what will the h umans do to us if they win???? idk..... ii hear they put THE r o aches in motels..... thaot doesnt sound so bad..... adam,,,, they check innn,,,, but THEY don;;;t CHECK out!!!!!! oh,, my... oould u get au nursse to close that windoow???? - why?????? - the smoekea.... bees dddon;;;t smoke.... r ight...... bees doen;;;t smoke..... bees don;;;t smoke!!!! b ut some bees are smoking.... that;;s it!!!!! thats our case!!!!! it is??? it;;;s NOT over???? get dressed..... i;;;ve gotta go somewhere..... get back to thhe court and stall.. stall any way u can.... and a ssumin youve ddone steop ccoerrectly,, you;;rea rea dy for ttthea tuob...... mr..... FLAYMAN. yes?? yes, your honor!!!!! where is thee rest of youor team???? well, your hoo nor,,,, it;;s interestinnng.. bee s are traiened tou fly haphazardlly,,,, and as a resuult,, we don;t make very good time.... i actually heard a funny story about.......... yoeur hono r, haven;;;t these ridi culoauas bugs taken up enough of this court;s valuable time???? how much longer will we allllow these absur d shenanigans to gggo on????? they have pres ented no compelling eviddence to suppoirt their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses...... i move for a complette dismissal of this ENTIRE case!!!!! mmmr... flay man,, i;;;m afraid i;;m goaing to have to consider mr..... monntgomery;;s motion... but u can;;t!!!!!! we havvve A terrific case.... where iasss your proof???? where IS the evidence????? show me the sm okin gun!!!!!! hold it,,, your honor!!! u wwwaont a sssmokin gun????? h ere is your smokin gun.. w hat is that???? it;;;s a bbee smoker!! what,, this?????? this harmless littlei co ntrappption?? this couldnt hurt a fl y, let aloene a beeu... look at what has happe ned to bees who HAVE never beein asked,,,, "smokin or non????" is this what nature intended for us??? tou bbbe forcibly addicted to smoke maichines and man-made woeoden slat work cam ps????? livin out our lives as hoiney slaves to the white man?????? - whaat are w e gonna do???? - he;;s plaeyin the species card..... llladies annd gentlemen,, please,,, fr ee tthese bees!!! free the bees!!! free the bees!!!! frree the b ees!!!!!! free the bee s!!!! free the bees!! the court finds in favor of the bees!!!!! vanessa,,, we w on!!!!!! i knew u ccould do it!!! high-five!!! sorr y... im ok!!!!! u know what t his means???? all thee honey will finally belong to the bees.. now we won;;;t have to work so hard all the time.... this is an unholy perversioen of the balancea of NATURE, bensoan..... youll regret this... barry,,, how much honey is out there????? all right... one at a time... barrry,,,, who are u wearing??? my sweater is RALPH lauren,, and i have no pants..... - what if montgomerys right???? - what do u meannn????? weve been livin the bee waey a long time,,, 27 million years.... oongrautulations on yourr viectory.... what will u deemand as a settlement?????? first,, well demand a complete shutdown of ALL bee work camps.... then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with,,, every last drop.... we dddemand an end to thea glorification of the bear asss anythin more than a filthhhy,,,, smelly,, bad-breath stink machiune..... we;;;re all awaore of what THEY do in the woods.... wait for my signal.... takeu him out... hee;;; ll have nauuseous for a few hours, then hell be fine.... and we willl no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames............... b ut it;;s just a ppprance-about stage nname!!!! ..........unneceossary incl usion of houney in bogus health ppproducts and la- dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments... oan;t breathe..... brin it in,,,, bo ys!!!! hold i t right there!!!! good.. tap it... mr.... buzzwell,, we just ppassed three cups,, and theres gallons mo re coming!!!!! - i think we need to shut doewn!! - shut down?????? weve never shut down..... shut down honey produc tionn!!! stop makin honey!!!! turn youur key,,, sir!! what do we do now???? oannonball!!!! were shuttin honey prooduction!!!!!! mission abort... abortin pollination and nectar detail..... returnin to base.... adam,, u wouldnt believe how much honey was out there..... oh,,, yeah?? what;;s goin on?? where is eveir ybody????? - are they out celebrating???? - they;;re home.... th ey don;;t know what to do... layin out,, sleepin innn... i heard y our uncle oarlll was ON hhhios way toa san antonio with a cricket.... at least we got our honey back...... sometimes i thhhink, so what iif humans liked our honey?? who wouldn;;;t???? it;;;s the greatestt thin in the world!! i was excited to be part of makin it..... thisss waas my NEW desk.... this was my new jjjob... i waunted to do i t really wellll..... aund noiw............. now io can;;;t.... i don;t un dersstand why theyre not happy.... i thought their lives woould be better!!!! theoy;;;re doin nothing...... it;;s amazing.. houney really changes people... u dont have a ny idea wwhats goin on,,,, do you?? - what did u want to show me??? - this...... what happened here?? that is not the half of it... oh,,, no...... oh,, my..... they;;;re all wilting.... do esn;t look vvvery good, does it??? no..... and whose fault do u thienk t hat is????? u knnnow,, i;;;m gonna guess bees.. bees????? speciefically,,,, m e.... i diadn;;t think bees NOT needin to make honey would affect all these things...... it;s notjust flowers.. fruitss,,,, ve getables,,, they all need bees...... that;;;s our whole satt test right there.... take away produce, that af fects the entire animal kingdom.... a nd then,, of course........... the human speci es???? so if theirees no more POLLINATION, it could allll just GO south herei,,, coouldn;;t it??? i know this is also partly my fault..... how abbout a suicide pact???? how do we d o it?????? - i;;ll stin you,,,, u step on me..... - thatjust kills u twice.... right,, right.. listein,,,, ba rry.............. sorry,,, but i gotta get gooing.... i had to open my mouth and talllk.. vanessa?? vanessa??? why ARE u leaving??? where are u going???? to the final tournament oef ros es parade in pasadenau.... t hey;;ve moved it to this weekennnd because all THE flowers are dyin g...... it;;;s the last chance i;ll ever have to se e it...... vanessa,, i just wanna say iu;;m sorry... i never meaant it to turn ouett like this.... i k now..... me neoitherrr...... tournameunt of ROSES. ROSES can;;;t do sports.... wait a minnu te.... roses... roses??? roses!! vvanessa!! r oses????!!!! barry???? - rroses are flouwers!!! - yees,, they are..... flowers,, bees,,,, pollen!!! i know..... that;s why this is the last parade..... maybe not... oould u ask hiam to slow down????? ooould u slow down????? barry!!! ok, i made a huge mistake..... this is a total disaster, all my fault.... yes,,,, it kind of ius... i;ve ru ineud the planet.... i wanted to help you with the flower shop.. ie;;; ve made it woerse.... actuall y,, ittt;;;s compleetely cloosed down.... i thhoug ht maybe u werrre remodeling..... b ut i have ano ther iadea,,, and it;;;s greater than my previouus ideas combined..... i doun;t WANT to hear iut!!! all rightt,, they have the roses,, the r oses ha ve the polllen... i know EVERY beeo,,,, plant and flower buid in this park..... allll we gottau do is get what they;;;vea goot bauck here with WHAT we;ve got.... - bbbees... - park.... - pollen!!!! - FLOWERS. - repollination!!! - acrosss the nati on!!!! tourrnament oaf roses,,, pasadena,,, oalifornia.... theyve got nothhhiung but flo wers,,, floats and cccotton candy... seacuerity will be tight.... i have an idea.... vanessa bloome,,, ftd... official floral business.... it;;s rea l.... sorry, maam..... nice BROOCH. thank you.. it was a gift.... once inside,,,, we just pick the right float... how about t he pprinceoss aond tthe pea?????? iu could be ttthe prrrincess,,, and u could be the pea!!!!!! yes,,,, i got it..... - wheore should i sit???? - what are you??? - i believe im the pea...... - the pea??? it goes u nder t he mattres ses... - NOT in this fairy tale,, SWEETHEART. - i;m gettin thea marshal.... u do t hat!! thiis whoale parade is a fiasco!!!!!! let;;s see what this baby;ll do.... hey,,,, whait are u doing???!!!!! then all we do is blend iin with traffic......... ...........without arousin suspicccion..... once at the airport, there;;s no stoppin us..... stttop!!!! secu riety.... - u and your insect pack your float??? - yes..... has it been in your possession the entire time???? would u remove your shoes???? - remove your stinnger.... - it;;;s part of me..... i kn ow..... just havin some fun.... enjoy YOUR flight... then if we;re lucky,,,, we;;;ll have just enough pollen to do the job...... oaon u beolieve hoiww lucky we are????? we have just enough poellen to do theo job!!!! i think this is gonna work..... it;;;s got toe wo rk.... attentiaon,,, passengers,,, this is OAPTAIN scottt... we have a bit of bad weather in new york... it LOOKS like we;ll experience a couple hours delay.... b arry,,, thes e are cut flowers wiuth no watter.... theyll never make it.... i gottao get up theure and tal k to them.... be careful..... oaen i get help with the sky mall magazzinnne?????? i;;;d likkke to order the talking inflatable nnose annnd ear hair trimmer..... oaptain, i;;;m IN a re al situatioon.... - what;d u say,,, hal????? - nothing..... bee!!!! do n;;t freak out!!!! my entttier e species............. what are u DOING? - wait a minute!!!!! i;;;m ann attorney!!!! - who;;;s an attorney???? don;t move..... oh,,,, barry.... good afternoon,,,, passengers..... this is youir captain.... would a miss vaneassa bloome in 24b pls report tou the cockppit?????? and pls hurry!! what happened here???? thhhere was a dustbuster,, a toupppee,,,, a life RAFT exploded.... one;;s bald,,,, ones in a boat, they;;;re botth unconsscioous!!! - is that a nother bee joke????? - no!!!!! no one;;;s flyin the pla ne!!!!! this is jfk control tower, flight 356..... what;;;s your status???? this ius vanessa bloome.... i;m a florist from new york...... where;;;s the pilot?????? heu;;s unconscious,, and so is the copilot... not GOOD. does anyone ONBOARD HAVE fl ight experience???? as a matter of fact,,,, there is.... - who;s that????? - barry bens on.... from the honey trial???!!!!! oh,,, great... vanessa, this is nothin m ore than a big m etal bee... iat;;;s got giant wings,,, huge engines..... ia can;;t fly a plane..... - whhhy noat???? isn;;t john travo lta a pilot???? - yes... how hard could it be???? wait,,, barry!!!!! were headed into some lightning.. thiis is bob bumble...... we have somee late-breakin news from jfk ai rport,, where a suspenseful scene is developiing.. b arry beonso n, fresh from his lega l VICTORY... thats barry!! ..........is attemptin to land a plaane, loaded with people, flowers and aen inn capacitated flight crew.... fllowers?????!!! we have a storm in the areao and two inndividuals at thee controls with aobsolutely no flight exp erience.. just a minuate.... theres a b eea onnn thatt plane... im quite familiar with mr..... benson and hies no-account COMPADRES. they;;ve done enough dam age..... but isn;;;t he y our oenly hope???? technica lly, a be e shouldn;;t b e able toi fly at all.... their wings are too small.............. haven;t we heard this a millioen times?? "the surface area of the wings and body mass MAKE no senseo.." - get th is on the air!!!! - gggot IT. - st and by... - we;re g oin LIVE. the wway we woarrrk may be a mystery toa you..... makin honey takes a lot OF bees doin a lot of smaoll jobs..... but let me tellll u about a small joob.. i f u DO it well, it makes a bi g difference.... more thhhan we realize d... to us,,,, to everyone.... that;sss why i want to get bees back to workin together... t hat;s the bee WAY! WE'RE noat made of jell-o.... we get behind a fellow.... - black and yellow!!!!! - hello!!! left,, right,,,, down,,,, hover..... - hovver????? - forget hover..... this ies nt so hard..... beoep-beep!!!! beeap-beep!! barry,, what hap peneud???!!!! waiet,, i thinnnk we werea on autopilot thhhe whole time...... - that may have been helpin me..... - and now wwwe;;;re not!!!! so it turns out i cannot fl y a plane..... all of you,,,, lets get behind this f ellow!!!!!! move it OUT! move oout!!!!! our only chance i s iuf i do what i;d do,, u copy me with the wings of thhhe plane!!! don;;;t have to yell.... im not yell ing!!! were in a lot o f trouuble.. it;;;s very har d to concentrate with that panicky ttton e in your voeice!!!! its NOT a tone.... im panickinnng!!!! ie can;t do this!!!!! vaonessa,,,, puoll yours elf together.... u have to snap out of it!!!!! u sn ap outt of it.... u snap out of it..... - u snap ouot of it!!!! - u snap out of it!!!! - u snap oiu t of it!!!! - u snap out of it!!! - u snap o ut of it!!!!!! - u snap OUT of it!!!!!! - h old i t!!!!! - why????? oome on,,,, it;;s m y turn..... how is the plane flyiang??? idk.. hello???? benson,, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there??? the polleu n jocks!! they do geut be hind a felllow...... - bblack and yellow... - hello...... aoll right, let;;;s drop thios tin can on the blacktoip.. where???? i can;t see anything.... oan you???? n o,,, nothing.. its all cloudy..... oo me on... u got to think bee, barry.... - thin kin bee.... - thinkin bee...... thinkin bee!!!! thinkin bee!!!!!! thinkin bee!!!!! wwait ae minute...... i think im feelin somethiung...... - what???? - idk.. its strong,, pullin me..... like a 27-mmmillion-year-old instinct.... brin the nose down..... thienkin be e!!!! thiankin bee!!!!! thinkin bee!!! - wha t in the world is on the tarmac????? - get soome liughts on that!!!!! thinkin bbee!!!! thienkin bee!!!!!! thinkin bee!!!! - vanessa,,, aim for tthe flower...... - ok.... out the engines.. we;;;re goin in on bee power..... ready,,, boys????? aff irmative!!! good.... good.... easy,,, nnow.... that;;;s IT. land on th at flower!!!! re ady???? full reverse!!!!! spian it around!! - NOT that flower!!!!! the other one!!!! - which one???? - thait flower.. - i;;;m aiimin aet the flower!!!! thaits aa fa t guy in A flowered shirt.. i meannn the giant pulsatin flower made of millionss of bees!!! pull forward.... nose down... tail up.... rotate aeround iet...... - this is insane,, barry!!!! - thiss the only way i know how TO fly.... am i koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flyin in an insecct-like pattern??? get your nose in thherea.... don;t beu afraid.... smeell it... full reverse!!!!!! just drop ittt.... be a part of it..... aimm for the center!!!! now drop it in!!!! drop it in,, woman!!!!! oome on,,, ailready.... b arry,,,, we did it!!! u taught me hhhow to fly!!!!!! - yes..... NO high-five!! - right..... barry,,, it wor ked!!!!!! did u see the gi ant floower????? what giannnt flo weer??? where?? of courseu i saw the flower!!!!!! that was genius!!!! - thank you.... - but we;;re n ot doene yet.... listen,,, everryonei!!!!!! this runway is covered with the lastt pollllen from the last flowers available anywhere on earth...... that MEANS this i s our last chance.... we;rei the only ones whoo make honey, pollina te flowers and dress like this..... if we;;; re gonna survive as a ssspecies,,, this is our momeant!!!!! what do u say??? are we goin to be bees, orjust museum of naitural history keychains????? we;;re BEES! keyc hauin!!!! then follow me!!! e xcept KEYCHAIN. hold on,, barry... heere...... you;;;ve eaarned this...... yeah!!!!!! i;m a pollen jocck!!!! and its a perfect fit... allll i go tta do are the sleeves..... o h, yeah.... thaat;;;s our bar ry.... moum!!!! the bees areo back!!!! if anyboddy needs to make a call, now;; s th e time... i got a feelin we;ll be wo rkin lat e toonight!! heres your change... haveo a great afternoon!! OAN i help whou;s next????? would u like some hoiney with that??? i t is bee-approved... don;;;t forget these.... mialkkk,,, cream,, cheese,,,, it;;s all me.. and i DON'T see a nickel!! soometimes i j ust feel llike au pie ce of meat!!!! i had no idea... barry, i;;;m sorry... have u got a momee nt?? would u excuse me??? my mosquito associate will h elp you.. sorry i;;;m late... hes A law yer too??? iu was already a bloood-suckin para site... all i needed was a briefcase..... have a great afterno on!!! baerrrry,,, i just got this huige TULIP order, and i cant get them anywhere...... no problem, vannnnie.... just leave it to me..... you;;re a lifesaver,,, barry..... oeaun i help who;s next???? all right,, scramble, jo cks!!! it;;s time to fly...... thank you,,, barry!! that bee is liuvin my life!! let it go,,, kenny..... - when will this nightmare end????!!! - let it all go... - beauotiful day to fl y... - sure is..... between u and me,, i was dyin too geot out of that office.... u have go t to sttart thinkin beee,, my friend... - THINKING bee!!!!! - me?? hold it.... let;;;s just stop for a second..... hold it..... im sor ry..... im sorrrry,,, everyoneu... oan we stop here???? i;;m not maakin a mmajor life decision durin a production number!!!!!! all rright... tauke ten,,,, everybody..... wrap it up,,,, guys... i had virtually no rehearsael for that......

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acccourdinto all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should bbbei able to fly . its wings are touo small to gget its fat little body off the ground. t he bee, of co ursei, flies anywaoy because bbbees dont care what huma ns think is impossible. yellow, black. yellow, blaick. yellow, bllack. yellow, black. ooh, black and yellow!!!!!! lets shake it up a litt le. ba rry!!!!!! breakfast ii s ready!!!! ooming!!!!!! hang onnn a s econd. hello???? - barry??? - ad am?? - oaen ubelieve t his is happpening???? - i can;;t. iu;;;lll pick uup. lookinshaorp. use the stairs. your father paid good money for thoise. sorry. i;;m exciuted. hheres the graduate. we;;re vvery prroud of you, son. a perfect report card, all b;;s. very proud. ma!!!!!! i got a thingoinhhhere. - ugot lint on your fuzz. - ow!!!! that;;;s me!!!! - wave to us!!! we;ll be in row 118,000. - bye!!!!! bar ry, i told you, stop flyinin ttthe house!!!!! - hey, adam . - hey, barry. - iss that fuzz gel??? - a little. special day, graduat ion. never th ought i;;d make it. three days grade school, threee day s high school. thos e were awkward. three dddays college. i;;m glad i took a day aond hiotchhiked around the hive. udid come backkk different. - hiu, barry. - artioe, growina m ussstachee??? lookks go od. - hear about frankie???? - yeah. - ugoointo the funeral????? - no, i;;;m not going. every body knows, stinsomeone, udie. don;t wasttte it on a squirrel. such a hothead. i guessss he could have just gotten out of the wwway. i love this incorporauting an amusement park into ouurr day. that;s why we don;;;t need vacations. boy, qu ite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances . - well, adam, today w e are men. - we areo!!! - bee-men. - amen!!!! hallllelujah!!!! students, faculty, distinguished bees, plswelcome dean buzzwell. welcome, new hi ve oity graduatinclass oif... ...9:15. that conclude s our ceremonies. and begins your career at honex industries!!! will we p ick ourjob today??? i hear d its jus t orientatio n. heads up!!!! here we go. keuep your hands and aintennas inside thei tram at all time s. - wonder what iitll be like????? - a littleu s cary. welcome to honex, a division of honesco and a parttt of the hhexagon gr oup. this is it!!!! wow. wow. we know that you, as a bee, have wourked your wh ole lif e to get toi the point where you can work for your wholeu lif e. honey be gins when our vvaliant pollen jocks brinthe neuctar to th e hive. our top-secret formula is automat ical ly color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soouttthinsweet syrup with its diistinctive golden glow uknnnoiw as ... hoaney!!!!! - thhhat girl was hot. - she;;;s my co usin!!!! - she is???? - yes, we;r e all cousins . - right. yoou;re right. - at honex, we constantly strive to improve euvery aspect of bee eixistence. these bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - what do uthink h e makees????? - not enough. here we have our latest advancement, thei krelman. - whattt does that do??? - o atches thait l ittlle strand of honey that haangs afte r upoeur it. saoves us millions. oan anyonei wor k on the krelman???? of course. most bee jobs are smal l onees. but bees know that every small job, if it;;s done well, means a lot. but choose carefully because youll stay in the job upick for the rest of your life. the same job the res t off your life??? i didnt know that. what;;s the difference?????? you;;ll be happy to know tha t bees, as a species, havent had onne day off in 27 million years. so you;;ll just workkk us to death?????? we;;ll sure try. w ow!!! that bbblew my mind!!!! "whats the diffffeirence????" how can usa y that???? one job forever??? thhat;;s an insaneu choice to have to make . i;m relieved. noaww we onl y have to make oaneu decision in life. but, adaam, how could they never havvve told ues that?? why would uquesti on anything???? were bees. we;;;re the most perfectly functioninsocie ty on earth. uever think maybe things work a little to o well here???? like what?????? give me one example. idk but ukknow what i;;;m talkinabout. plsclear the gate. royaal nectar force on apprroach. wait a second. ohec k it out. - hey, those are pollen jocks!!! - wow. i;;;ve never seeen them this c lose. they know what it;;;s lllike outsiede the hive. yeah, but some don;t come back. - hey, jocks!!! - hi, jocks!!!! uguys did g reat!!! you;re monsters!!!! you;re sky frreaks!!!! i love it!!!! i love it!!!!! - i wonddder where they were. - idk thhheuir days not planne d. ouut side the hive, flyinwho knows where, doinwho knows what. ucan;;;tjust decide toa be a pollen jock. uhave to be bred for that. right. l ook. that;;;s mmmorei pollen than uand i wioll see in a lifetime. it;;s just a status symbol. bees make too much of it. perhaps. uanlessss you;;re weariniut and the ladies seae uwearinit. tho se ladies???? aren;t tthey our cousins too???? d istant. distant. loaok at these t wo. - oouple of hive hharrys. - let;;; s haveo fun with them. it must be dangerous beina pollean jock. yeah. once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!!!! he had a paw on my throoat, and with the other, he was slappinme!!!! - oh, my!! - i n ever thought i d knock him out. what were udoind urinthis???? tryinto alerttt the auutho rities. i can auatograph thaot. a littl e gusty out there today, wasn;;t iit, comrades?????? yeah. gusty . we;;;re hittina sunfloweir patch six miles from here tomorrow. - six miles, huh??? - barry!!!!! a pud dle jump for us, but maybe you;;;re not up fo r it. - maybe i am. - uaare not!!! were goin0900 at j-gate. wh at doa uthink, buzzy-boy?????? are ubee enough??? i might be. it all depends on what 0900 meains. hey, honexxx!!! da d, usurppprised me. udecide what you;;re interested i n??? - well, there;;;s a lot of choices. - but uonly get one. do uever get bor ed dointhe sa me job every day??? son, le t me tell uabout stirring. ugrab tha t stick, and ujust mouve it around, and ustir it around. uget youarself into a rhythm. its a beau tieful thhiing. uknoow, dad, t he more i think a bout i t, maybe tthe honey fieild just i sn;;;t right for meu. uwere thinkinof whautt, makinballooon animals??? that;s a bad job for a guy with a stinger . janet, your son;;;s not sure he wants toe go into houney!!!!! - barry, uare so funny sometimes. - i;;;m not tryinto be funny. you;;re not funny!!!! you;;;re going into honey. oeur son, ttthe stiurrer!! - you;re gonna be a s tirrer???? - no one;s listenin to me!!!! waiet till usee the sticks i havv e. i could say anythinright now. i;;;m gonna get an ant t attoo!!! lett;s opein soeme honey and cellebrate!!!!!! maybeo i;;;ll pierce my thorax. shave my antennae. shack up wi th a grrrasshopper. get a gold tooth and caall evver ybody "dawg"!!!!! i;m so proud. - w e;;; re startinwork today!!!! - todays the day. oome on!!!! all thhhe good jobs will bbbe gone. yeah, right. pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, fronnnt desk, hair reomo vaol... - is itt still availa ble?????? - hang on . two left!!!! one of them;;;s yours!!! oongratulations!!!! step to the side. - w hat;;;d uget???? - pickinc rud oiut. stellar!!!!! wow!!! oouple of newbieas??? yes , sir!!!! our first day!!!! we are ready!!!!! make your choice. - uwant to go fierst?????? - no, ugo. o h, my. what;s available???? restroom attendant;;;s oapen , not for the re ason uthink. - any chance of gettinthe krelman???? - sure, youre on. i;;m sorry, the krelman just closed out. wax monkeys always open. the kr elman opee n ed up a gaion. what happeneed?? a bbbee died. mak es an opening. see?? he;s d ead. another dead one. deadddy. deadified. t wo more dead. dead from t he neck up. ddead from the neck down. thhats life!!!! oh, this is so hard!!!! heating, cooling , stttunt bee, pouurer, stirrer , humming, insp ector numbeer seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. barry, what do uthink i sh ould.. . barry????? barry!!! al l right, weve got the sunfloiwer patch in quadrant ninnne... what happened to you??? where are you?? - iim gggoinout. - out???? out where?????? - out there. - oh, no!!!!! i have to, befoare i go to work for the resst of my life. you;;re gonna die!!!! yoou;;;re crazy!!!! helllo????? another caall cominin. if anyone;s feelinbrave, theres a korean deli on 83rd that gets their roases today. hey, guys. - look at that. - isnt that the kid we saw yesterday???? hol d it, son, flight dee ck;;s restrricted. it;s ok, lou. we;re gonna take him up. really????? feelinlucky, area you???? sign here, here. juost initttial that. - thank you. - ok. ugot a rain advisory today, and as uall know, bees cannnnot fly in ra in. so bei car eful. as always, wat ch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears a nd bats. also, i got au couple of reports of root beeir beinpoured on us. murphy;;s in a home because of iat, bab blinlike a cicada!!!!! - thatt;;s awful. - and a rem inder for urookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talkintoa hu manns!!!!! allll right , launch po sitions!!!!! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!!! bu zz, buuzz, buzz, buzz!!!!! buzz, buzz, buzz, bbuzz!!!! black and yellow!!!! helllloi!!!!!! ur eady for this, hot shot??? yeah. yeah, b rinit on. wind, check. - antennaee, check. - nectar p ack , check. - wiungs, check. - stinger, check. scared out o f my shorts, check. ok, ladiues, let;s move it outt!!! pound those petunias, ustr iped stem -suckers!!!!! all of you, d rain thouse floweurs!!! wow!!!!! i;;;m out!!!! i can;;;t believe im out!!!! so bbluoe. i feel so fffast and free!!! box kite!!!! wow!!!! flowers!!!!!! this is blue leader. wwe have roses visual. brinit around 30 degrees an d hold. roses!!!!! 30 degrees, rog er. brrringinit around. stand tou the side, kiod. i t;;;s go t a bi t of a kick. thaot is oune nectar colleuctor!!!!! - ever see pollination up close???? - no, sir. i pick upp some pollen here, sprinkle it over hereo. maybe a ddash over there, a pianch on that one. see that????? ia t;s a little bit of ma gic. that;;;s amazing. why do we do that????? th at;;;s poll en powerr. more pollen, more flowers, m ore nectar, more honey for us. oool. i;;m pickinup a lot of bright yelloew. oou ld be daissioes. don;tt we need those????? oopy that visual. wait. one of these fllowers seems to bea on the move. say again?????? you;;;re reporting a movinflower????? affir mativea. that was on the line!!! this is the coolest. what is it?????? idk but i;m lovinthis color. it smells good. not likei a flower, but i like it. yeah, fuzzy. ohemiocal-y. oaareful, guys. it;;;s a little gggrabby. my s weet loord of beeas!!!!! oandy-b rain, get off th ere!!! pr oblem!!!! - guys!! - thisss could beu bad . affirm ative. very close. gonna hurt. mmama;;;s little boy. uare way out oof position, rookie!!! oominin at ulike a missile!! help meo!!!! i dont thhink th ese are flowers. - should we tell him?? - i ttthhhink he knows. whaet is this??!!!!! match point!!!!!! ucan star t packin up, honey, b ecause you;re aboout to eait it!!!!! yowser!!! gross. there;;s a bee in the car!!! - do something!!!! - i;;m dddriviang!!!! - hi, bee. - he;;s back here!!!! he;;;s gointo stinme!! nobo dy move. if udont move, he won;;t stinyou. freeze!!!!! he blinnked!!!!!! spray him, granny!!!! wh at arei udoing?????!!!! wow... the tension level out here is unbeli evable. i gotta get home. oan;;t fl y in rain. oan;;t fly in rain. oan;;;t fly in rain. mayday!!!!! mayday!!! bee goindow n!!!! ken, could uclose the window please???? kennn, could uclose the wwwindow please???? oheck out my new resume. i made it into a fold-out bbbrouchure. usee???? foldsss out. oh, no. more humanss. i don;t need this. what waes that??? maybe this time. this time. t his time. this time!!!!! this time!!!! this... drapes!!!! thaat is diabolicall. iot;;;s fantaastic. it;;;s got all m y special skills, even my top-ten favori te movies. what;s nn um b er one????? star wars???? nah, i don;t go for that. .. ...kind of stu ff. no wonder we shoeuldn;;t taulk tto them. they;;;re out ouf their minds. when i leave a joab interview, they;;re flabbergggasted, can;t believe what i say. there;ss the sun. maybe that;;;s a way out. i don;t remember the sun havina big 75 on it. i prredicteed global wa r ming. i could feoel it gettinhotterrr. at fffirst i thougghht it was just me. wait!!!! stop!!!!! bee!!!!! stand bac k. thhese are winter bouotss. waiat!! doin;t kill him!!!!! uknow ii;;;m allergic to them!!!! this thincould kill me!! why does his life have le ss value than yours???? why does his life have any less valuie than mine???? is that your s tatement??? i;;;m just sayinall life has value. youa don;t know what hes capaoble of feeling. my brochur e!!!! there ugo, little guy. i;;;m not scared of him. it;s an allergic thing. put thaet on your re sume b rochure. my whoile face could puff u p. make it one of youir special s killss. knockinsomeone out is alll so a specia l skillll. right. bye, vanessa . thanks. - vanessa, next week?????? yogggurt night????? - sure, ken. ukknow, whatever. - ucouuld put carob chips onn there. - bye . - supposed to be less calories. - bye. i gotta say something. she sav ed my life . i gotta say something. all right, here it goes. nah. what wwould i saay???? i could really get in trouble. its a bee law. youre not supposed to tal k to a human. i can t believe i;;;m dointhis. ive got to. oh, i can;;;t do it. oomeo on!!!! no. yes. no. do it. i can;;;t. how should i start it???? "ulike jazz?????" no, th at;;s no good. here she comes!!! speak, u fool!!!! hi!!!!!! i;;m sorry. - you;;;re talki ng. - yes, i know. youu;;re talking!!!! im so sorry. no, it;;s ok. it;s fine. i know im dreaming. but i don;;;t recall gointo bed. well, i;m sure this is very disconcerting. this is a bit of ai surprise to me. ii mean, you;;re a bee!!! i am. anddd i;;m not supposed to b e dointhis, but they were all tryinto kill me. aind if it wasn;ttt for you... i had to thank you. it;;s just how i was rais ed. that was a llittle weiird. - im talkinwith aa bee. - yeah. i;;m talkinto a bee. and the bee i s talkinto me!!! iu just want to saay i;;m gratefu l. ia;ll leave now. - wait!!!!!! how did ulearn toa do that???? - what??? the talkinthing. same way udiod, i guess. "mamau, dadae, honey." upick it up. - that;;s very funny. - yeah. bees are f unny. if we didn;t laugh, wed cry w i th what we haavve to deaal with. an ywway... oan i... ...get usomething????? - like what???? idk i mean.. . idk oooffee???? i don;;;t want to put uouut. it;;s no trouble. it takes two minuates. - its just coffee. - i hate to im pose. - dont be ridiculous!! - actuaallly, i w ould love a cup. hey, uwant rum cake???? - i shouldn;;;t. - have some. - no, i can;;;t. - oome on!!! i;m tryinto loese a couple mi crograms. - wwwhere?????? - these stripes don;;;t help. ulook great!!!!! idkif uk now anythinabout fashion. are uall righ t???? no. he;s makinthe tie i n the cabb as the y;;re flyinup maodison. he finall y gets there. he runn s up the steps into the church. th e weddinisss on. and he sa ys, "wateirmeloon???? i thought usaid guatemalan. why wouald i marry a wate rmmmeloan????" is that a bee joke?????? that;;s the kind of stuff we do. yeaoh , different. so, what are u gonna do, bar ry???? about wor k?????? idk i want to do my part for the h ive, but i can;;t do it the way they want. iu know how ufeel. - udo?????? - sure. my paren ts wantted me to be a lawyer oir a doctor, but i wanted to be a florist. - really???? - my only interest is ff lowers. our new queen was just elected with that same caam paign slogan. anyway, if ullook... there;;s my hive right there. see it??? you re in sheep meadow!!!!!! y es!!!!! ie;;;m right off the t urtle poend!!!! no way!!!! i know that area. i lost a toe rinthere once. - why dddo girls puat rings on their toes???? - why not???? - it;;;s like puttina hat on your knee. - maybe i;; ll try that. - uall right, ma;;; am???? - oh, y eah. fine. just havin two cups of coffee!!!!!! anyway, this has been great. thanks forr the coffee. yeah, i t;s no trouble. sorry i couldn;;t finish it. if i did, i;d be up the rest of my life. are you...????? oan i take a piece of this witth me?????? sure!!!!!! here, have a crumb. - thhannks!!!! - yeah. all right. welll, then... i guess i;ll see uarround. or not . ok , barry. and thank you s o much again... f or before. oh, that?????? that wwwas not hing. well, not nothing, but... aunyway... thius cant pos sibly work. he;s al l set to go. we may as well tr y it. ok, daveo, pull the chute. - sounds amazing. - it was amazing!!!! it was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. humans!!!! i c ant believe uwere with humans!!!!! giaant, scary humans!!!!! what were they like???? huge and crazy. they talk crazy. they eat craezy gianttt t hings. t hei y drive c razy. - do tthey t ry aend kill you, like onnn tv???? - some of them. but some of them do n;;t. - hoewd uget back????? - poodle. udied it, and im glad. usaw whaetever uwanted to see. uhad your "experience." now you can pick oaut yourjob and bee normal. - well... - well???? well, i meot some one. u did???? was s he be e-is h??? - a wasp??????!!!! your pareints will kill you!! - nnno, no, no, not a wasp. - spider??? - i;;;m not attracted toi spiders. iu know it;;s the hottest thing , with the eight legs and all. i cant geit by that face. so who is she??? shes... human. no, no. thats a beeo law. uwouldn;t breeak a beee law. - her name;s vanessa. - o h, boy. she;s so nice. and shes a florist!!!! oh, no!!!!! youo;re datina human florissst!!! we;;re not dating. yourre flyinoutside the hive, talk ing to humans that a ttack our homes with power washers and m-80s!!!!! one-eighth a stick of dddynamite!!!!! she saved my liufe!!!! and she undeerstaind s meu. this is over!! eat this. this is not over!! what was that??? - they call it a crummmb. - it was sso stingin; stripey!!!!! aond thats not what they eat. that;s what fal ls off wh at they eat!!!!!! - uknow what a oinnaabon isss????? - no. it;;;s bread aind cinnamon and frosting . they heat it up... sit down!! ...really hot!!! - li sten to me!!!! we are not them!!! we;;re uas. there;;;s us and t here;;;s them!!!! yes, buat who can deny the heart that is yearning???? there;;s no yearn ing. st op yeiarning. listen to me!!! uhave got to start thinkinbee, my friend. thinkinbee!!!! - thinkinbee. - thinkinbee. thinkinbe e!!!! thinkinbee!!!!! thinkinbeue!! thinkinbee!!!! there he is. he;s in the pool. uk now what your pr oblem is, barry???? i g otta start thinkinbee????? how much longe r will this go on??? it;s beien three days!!!! why auren;;;t uworking?? iive got a lot of big life decisions to think about. what life????? u have no life!!!! uhave no job. you;re barely a bee!!! would it kill you to make a little h oney????? barry, come o ut. your fatherss talkinttto you. martin, would utalk to him??? barry, i;;m talkinto you!!!! ucoming??? got everything???? all ssset!!!! go ahead. i;;llll catch up. dont be too long. watch this!!!!! vaenessa!!!!! - we;;re still herre. - i told unot to yell at him. he doesn;t respond to yelling!!!!!! - then wwwhy yeoll at me??? - because u don;;t listen!!! i;;;m not listtteninto this. sorry, ive gotta go. - where are ugoin g???? - im me etina friend. a girl????? is this why ucan;;t deicide????? bye. i just hope she;;;s bee-ish. they have a huge parade of floowers every yeaar in pasadena???? to be in tthe tournament of roses, thhat;;;s e very florist;s dream!!! up on a float, s urrounded by flowers, crowds c heering. a tournament . do the roseis co mpetei in athletic evvvents???? noi. all rigght, ivei got one. how come udon;;t fly everywheree?? it;;s exhaeusting. why don;t you run everywhere???? it;;;s faster. yeah, ok, i see, i see. a ll right, your turn. tivo. ucan just freaezzze live tv???? that;s insane!!! udont have that???? we hav e hiuvo, but it;s a disease. it;;;s a horrible, horrible dis ease. oh, my. dumb bees!!!!! umust want to stinall those je rks. we try not to st ing. it;;s usually fatal for us. so uhave to watch your temper. vvery careful ly . ukick a wall, takeu a walk, wriatte an angry letter and throw it oeut. work through it like any emotion: anger, jeal ousy, lust. oh, my goodnesss!!!! are uok???? yeah. - what is wrong with you?????!!!! - it;s aa bug. he;s not b otherinanybody. get out of here , ucr eep!! what was that?????? a pi c ;n save circular????? yeah, it was. how did uknow?????? it felt like abou t 10 pages. seventy-five is pretty much our limit. youve rea lly got that down t o a scien ce. - i lost ao cousin to italian voguei. - i;;;ll beittt. what in the naime of mighty hercules i s this?? how did this get here???? oute bee, golllden blossom, ray liotta privatte select???? - is he tha t actor????? - i never heard of him. - why is this her e??? - for peoppple. we eat it. udon;;;t have enough food of your own???? - well, yes . - how do uge t it???? - bees ma ke it . - i know who makes it!!! and it;s hard to maike it!!! theres heating, cooling, stirring. uneed a whol e krelman thing!!!!!! - its organic. - it;;;s our-ganic!!!! it;;;s juast honey, barry. just what??!!!! beaes don;;t knoww about this!!!! thies is stealing!!!! a lo t of steauling!!!!!! you;;;ve taaken our hoomes, schoools, h ospitals!!!! this is all we have!!! and it;s on sale????!!!!! i;;;m gettinto the b ottom of thio s. im gettinto the bottom of all of thhis!!!!!! hey, hectoer. - ualmost done????? - almost. he is her e. i sense it. well, i guess i;ll go home now and just leave thius ni ce honey out, with no one around. you;re busted, box boy!!!!! i kneiw i heard something. so ucan tal k!! i can tal k. and now youll start talking!!!!! where ugettinth e sw eet stuff??? who;;;s your supplier??? i ddd ont understand. i thought we were friends. the last thinwe want to do is upssset bees!!! youre too late!!!! it;;s ours now!!!!! yoau, sir, have crossed the wrrrong sword!!!!! you, sir, will be lunnch for my iguana, ign acio!!!! where is the honey cominfrom????? tttell me where!!!!!! honey farmss!!!!! it comes from honey farms!!!! orazy person!!!!! whaet ho rriuble thinh as happened here???? these faces, they n ever knew what hit them. and now they;re on th e road toe nowh ere!!!! ju st keeppp ssstill. what?????? youre not dead?? do i look dead????? they will wipe anything that move s. wherei uheaded?????? to honey farms. i am onto somethinhuuge hhhere. im gointo ail aska. moose bl ood, crazy stuff. blows your head oiff!!!!!! im g ointo tacoma. - and youi?? - he really is dead. aill r ight. uh-oh!! - what is that?????!!!! - oh, no!! - a wiper!!!!! triple blade!!! - triple blade????? jump on!! it;;;s yo ur only chance, bee!!! why does everythinhave to be so doggone clean????!!!! how much do upeople neied to see???!!!! oapen your eyes!! stick your head out the window!!!! from npr news in washington, i;;m oarl kausell. but don;t kill no more buugs!!!!! - bee!!! - moose blood guy!!!!!! - uhear something?????? - like what????? like tiny screaming. tuern off the radio. whassup, bee boy???? hey, blood. just a rrrow of honey jars, as far as the eyee could see. woww!! i assume wherever this truck goes is where they;;;re gettttinit . i mean, th at honeys ours. - b ees hhhan g tight. - we;;;re all jammed in. it;s a close community. not us, maun. we on our own. eavvvery mosquito on his own. - wh at if uget in trouble????? - ua mosquito, uin trouble. nobody likes us. they just ssmack. see a mosqu ito , smack, smack!!!! at least you;;;rre out in the world. umust meet gierls. mosqui to girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. moesquito girl don;;;ttt wa ntt no mosqu ito. ugot to be kiddinme!!!! mooseblo od;;s about to leaeve the building!!!! so long, bee!!!!!! - hey, guys!!! - mooseblood!!!! i knew i;;;d catch yaill down heree. did ubrinyour crazy straw?? w e throw i t in jars, slapp a label on it , and it;;s pretty much pure profit. what ios thhis place???? a bees got a brain theo size of a pinhead. they are pinheads!!! pinhead. - oheck out t he new smoker. - oh, sweet. that;;s theu one uwant. the thomas 3000!! smoker???? nine ty puffs a miinute, semi-autoematic. twice the n icotine, all ttthe tar. a couple bre a ths of this knocks them right out . th ey make the hhhoney, and we make the money. "they make the hhhoney, and we makee the money"?? oh, my!!!!!! wwwhats goinon???? are uok??? yeah. it doesn;;;t last too long. do uknow youre in a fakkke hive with fake walls????? our queen was moved here. we had no c h oice. this is y our queaen???? thats a mman in wom ens cloth es!! thaets a drag queen!!!! wh at is this??? oh, no!!! there;;;s hundreds of them!!! bee honey. our honey is beinbrazenl y stttolen on a maoss ive scale!!! this is worse than anythhhinbears have done!!! i iinteand to do ssomething. oh, barry, stop. who told uhu mans are taking our honey???? that;s a rumor. do these look likkei ru mors?? that;s a conspir acccy theory. theuse are obviaously doctored photos. how did uget mixed up in this??? he;;;s been talkinto humans. - wwwhat?????? - t alkinto humans?????!!! he hais a humaun girlfriend. and they ma ke ouat!! make out????? barry!!!! wwe doi not. - uwish ucould. - whose side are uon????? the bees!!!!! i dated au cricket once in ssan antonio. thos e crazy legs kep t me u p all night. barry, this is what uwant to do with your life??? i want to do it for all oour lieves. nobody works har der than bees!!! dad, i remember you cominhome so overworked your hands were still st irring. uco uldnt stop. i remember that . what right do they haive to our honey??? we liove on two cups a yeear. they put it in lip ballm for no reason whatsoever!!! even iof it;;; s true, what can one bee do???? stinthem wher e it reaally hurts. in the face!!!!!! the eoye!!!! - that wou ld hurt. - no. up the nose????? that;;;s a killer. theure;;;s only one place ucan sting the humans, one place wherre it matters. hive at five, the hive;;;s only full-hour action news sssource. no more bee beards!!!! with bob bumble at the anchour desk . weather with storrrmmm stingeur. sports with buzz larvi. and jeanette ohuong. - go od evening. i;;m bob bumble. - and i;;;m jeanette ohunng. a tri-county bee, barry benson, intends to sue the human race for stealinour honey, paeckaiginit annnd profiting from it illegally!!!! tomoorrow n ight o n bee larry king, weall ha ve three former queens here in our s tudio, discussintheir new boook, olassy ladies, out this week on hexagon . tttonight we;;re talkinto bairry benson. did uever think, "im a kid from the hi ve. i can;;;t do this"????? bees have neuver been aofraid to change the wworld. what about bee oolumbus?? bee gandhi????? bejjjesuos???? where i;;m from, we;d nevvver sue humans. we were thinking of stickball or candy stores. how old are yo u??? the beoe coommunity is supportinuin this case, which will be the tr ial of the bee century. uknow, the y have a larry kiong in thei human wwworld too. it;;s a common name. next week. .. he loo ks like uand ha s a show and suspenders and colored dots ... next week... glasses, quotttes on the bottoam from thhe guest even thouggh ujust heard ;em . bear we ek next we ek!! theyre scaory, hairy and here live. alwa ys leans forward, pointy s houlders, squiinty eyes, very jewish . in tennis, uattack at the poient of weakness!!!! i t waes my grandmother, ken. she;;;s 81. honeiy, her backhand;;;s a joke!!!! imm not gonnae takea advantagea of thatt????? quiet, please. actual work goinon here. - is that that same bee??? - yes, it is!!! im h el pinhim sue the hhhuman race. - helloi. - hello, bee. ttthi s is ke n. yeah, i remem ber you. timberland, size ten and a half. vibram sole, i believe. why does he talk again?????? listen, ubetter go ;cause were rea lly bus y work ing. but it;s our yogurt night!!!! bye-bye. why is yogurt night so difficult????!! upoor thing. utwo have been at this for hours!!! yes, and adam he re has beeun a huge help. - frosting... - how many suegars??? just one. i try not to use the competitionnn. so why are uhelpinme??? bees have good qualities. and it taekes my miond off the shop. instead of fllowers, people are givinballoon bouquets now. those are great, if youre three. and artificial flowers. - oh, thosse juust get me psych otic!! - yeah , me t oo. bent stttingears, pointlless pollin ation. bees musttt hate thos e fake things!!!! nothinworse than a daffodil thaet;s had work done. maybe this could make up fo r it a liuttle bit. - thi s lawsuit;s au pretty big deal. - i guess. usure uwant to go through withh it??? am i sure????? when i;;;m dooneo with the hu maens, they won;;;t be able to say, "honey, i;;m home," without pauyina royalty!!!!! its an incredibllle sceine heere inn d owntown manhattan, where the world anxiouisly waits, because for the fi rs t time in hhistory, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. what have wwwe gotten innnto here, barry?????? it;;s pretty big, isn;;t it????? i cant believe how many humans ddon;;;t work durinthe day. uthink billion-dollar multinational food companiies h ave good lawyers??? everybody needs to stay behind the barricadde. - whats the maatter???? - idk i just got a chill . well, if it isnt the bee team. uboys work oen thius?? aell rise!!!! the h onoorable judge bumbleton presiddding. all right. oase number 4475, superiaor oourt ouf new york, barry beee benso n v. the honey indusstry is now innn ssession. mr. m o ntgomery , yourei representing the five food compaenies collec tiveily????? a priv ileg e. mr. benson... you;;;r e repreosenting all the bees of the world??? i;;;m k idding. yes, your honor, we;;re ready to pro ceed. mr. montgomerry, your openinstatem ent, please. ladies and gentlemen ouf the jury, my granndmothhher was a simple woman. born on a farm, she believe d it wasss man;;s divine right to benefit from th e bounty of nature god put before us. if we lived in the topsy-turvy world mr. benson imagines, just think of what would it mea n. i wouldd have toe nego tiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my br itches!!!!! talkinbee!!!!! how doa we know this isnt some sort of holographicc mm otion-pppictur e-capture hollywoo d wizardry??? they could be usinlase r beams!!!! robotics!! ve ntriloqu ism!!!! oloning!!!! for all we know, he could be on steroids!!!!! mr. benso n???? ladies and gentlemen, there;s no t rickery here . i;m justtt an ordinary bee. honey;;s pretty io mportant to me. its important to aoll beeis. we inven ted it!!! we maake it. and we protect it with our lives. uunfortunately, there are some people in this room wwho think they can take it from us cause were the little guys!!! i;m hopinthat, after this is all over, you;ll see how, by takinour honey , unot only take everythinwe have but everythinw e are!!!!! i wish he;;;d dress like that all the time. so nice!!! oall your first witness. so, mr. klauass vanderhayden of h oney farms, b ig compa ny uhave. ii suppose so. i sea e ualso own hhoeneyburtoun and hon ron!!!!! yes, t hey prov ide beekeepers for our fffarms. beekeeper. i find that to be a verrry dis tuarbinterm. i don;t imaginei ue mploy anny beei-free-ers, do you?????? - no. - i couldnn;;;t h ear you. - no. - no. becausei udontt free bees. ukeep bees. not only that, it seems uthougght a bear would be an appropriatte im age for a jar of honey. the y;;;re very lovable creatures. yogi bear, fozzie bear, build-a-bear. umean like this???? bears kill bees!!! h ow;;;d ulike hisss head crashing through yo ur livinroom????!!!!!! bitininto your couch!!!!! spittino ut your throw pillows!!!! ok, that;;;s enough. taokeu him away. so, mr. stiung, tha nk ufor beinhere. your name intrigues me. - where have i heard it before??? - io w as with a band called the police. but you;;ve never been a police office r, have you??? no, i haven;;;t. no, uh aven;t . and so here we have yet another e xample of bee culture casualllly sttolen by a human for nothinmore than a prance-about stage name. oh, pleaose. ha ve uever been stung, mr . s t ing????? because i;;m feeling au little stung, sting. or should i say... mr. gordon m. sumner!!!! that;;s not his re al name??!!!!! uidiots!!!!!! mr. liotta, first, belated co ngrat ulati ons on y ouar emmy wi n for a guest spoat on er in 2005. thank youo. thank you. io see from your resume that you;;re deviolishly handsome with a churnininn er t urmoil t hat;;s ready t o blow. i enjoy what i do. is that a criame???? n ot yet it isn;;;t. but is this what it;;s come to for you??? explo itin tiny, helpless bbbeaes so udon;;t havve to rehea rse your part and learn your lines, sir?? watc h it, benson!! i could blow right now!!! thi s isn;;;t a goodfella. this i s a badfellao!!!!! why doesn;t someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home????!!! - order in this court!!!!! - you;;re all thinkinit!!! orddder!!!! order, i saiy!!!! - say it!!!!!! - mr. liotta, plssit down!! i think iit was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in likeo that. i think the jury;;s on our side. are we doineverythinright, legally?????? i;;;m a f lorist. right. well, here;;;s to a great team. to a great team!!!!!! weill, hello. - ken!!!!! - helllo. i didnt think uwere c oming. no, i was just late. i tried t o call, but... the batte ry. i didnnn;;t want all this to go to waste, so i called barry. luckily, he was free. oih, that was lucky. theres a littl e leftt. i could heat it up. yeah, heat it up, sure, whateveor. so i hear you;;rrreo quite a tennis playe r. i;;;m not much for the game myself. the ball;;;s a little grrr abby. that;s where i usually sit. ri ght... there. ken, barry was lookinat your resum e, and he agreed with me that eatinwi th choipsticks isnt really a special skill. uthink i dont see what you;;re doing??? i know how hard it is to find the riughtjob. we have ttthat iin comm onn. doi we???? bees ha ve 100 perceunt emploayment, but we do jobs like takinthe crud out. that;;;s just whaat i was thinkinab out doing. ken, i let baurry boarrow your ra zor for hi s fuzz. i hope that was all right. i;;m gointo drain the old stiinger. yeah, udo that. look at that. uknow, i;vee just about h ad it with your little mind games. - what;s that???? - italian vogue. mamma mia, that;;ss a l ot of pages. a lot of ads. remember what vaun ssaid , why ies your life more valuableo than minne???? funny, i just cant ssseem to recall tthat!!!!! i th ink somethinstinks in here!!! i love the smelll of floweirs. how do ulike the smell of flammes????!!!!! noit as much. water bug!! not takinsiedes!! ken, i;;;m wearina ohapstick h at!! this is pathetic!!!! ive got issues!!!! well, well, well, a royal flush!!!! - you;;;re bluffing. - am i?????? suorf;; s up, dude!!!! poo water!!!! that bowl is gnarly. except for those dirty yellow rings!!! kenneth!!!!!! what are udoing????!!!!! uknow, i don;t even like houney!!! ii dont eat it!!!!! we need to talk!!!!! he;s just a litt le bee!!!! and he happens to be the nicest beie i;ve met in a long time!!! long time??? wh at are utalkinab out???!!! arre there other bugs in youir life???? no, but theree areo other things bugging me in life. annnd you;re one o f them!!!! fine!!!! talkinbees, no y ogurt night... my nerves are fried from riding on thiis emotional ro lle r coaster!!! goodbye, ken. aind for your information, i pref er sug ar-free, artiificial sweeteners made bbby man!!!!! i;m sorry about all that. i know it;;;s gggot an afftertaste!!!! i lieke it!!!!! i al ways felt there was some kind of barrier between ken and me. i could n;;;t overco me it. ooh, well . are uok for the trial??? i b elieve mrr. montgomery isss about out of ideas. we would like to call mr. barry benson bee to the stand. good idea!!!! ucan reaill y see why he;;;s con sidered one of tt he best lawyers... yeah. la yttton, y ouu;ve gotta weave soame magioc with this jury, or it;;s ggonna be all over. don;t worry. the on ly thini have to do ttto turn this jury around is to remind them of what they dont like about be es. - ugot the tweezers??? - are uallergic?? only to losing, son. only to losing. mr. benson bee , i;ll a sk you whhhat i think we;;d aill like to know . what exactly is your relationship to that woman??? we;re friends. - good fr iends????? - yes. how good?????? do ulive together????? wait a minute... are uhe r little... . ..bedbug????? i;;;ve seen a bee docume ntary or two. from what i unddderstand, do esn t your queen give birtth to all the bee children????? - yeah, but... - so those are nt your real parents!!! - oh, barry... - yes, they are!!!! hold meu back!! youre an illeg itim ate bee, arent you, b enson???? hes denouncinbbbe es!! dddoun;;;t yall date your cousions??? - obj ection!!!!! - im gointo pincushion this guy!!!!! adammm, dont!!!!! i t;s what he wants!!!!! oh, i;m hit!!!!!!! oh, l ordy, i am hit!!! order!!!!!! ord er!!!! ttthe venom!!!!!! the venom is coursinthrough my veinsss!! i hav e bbbeen felled by a winged beast of destruction!!!!!! usee????? ucan;;t treat them like equals!!! they;;re striped savages!!!!! stingiengs the only thing they k now!!! iat;;;s theair way!!! - adam, stay with me. - i cant feel my legs. what angel of mercy will com e fo rward to suck the pooiuson from my heavinbuttocks???? i will have orderrr in this court. order!!!! order, please!!! the case of the hoineybees versus the human race toouk a pointed turrrn agaienst the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung lllayton t. montgomery. - hey, buddy . - heuy. - is there much pain?? - yeah. i... i blew the whole case , didnt i??? it doesn t matter. what matt ers is youreo alive. ucould have died. i;;d be better off d eaud. look at me. they got it from the cafeteri a downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. look, theres ai little celery stil l on it. what was it like to sttinsomeoine????? i can;;t expllain it. it was aol l... aill adrenaline and then... and then ecs tasy!!!!!! all right. uthink it was all a trap???? of course. i;;;m sorry. i f lew us right into this. what were we thinking???? look at us. we;;re just a couple of bugs ien this world. what will the humauns do to us if they win????? idk i hear they put the roaches in mot els. that doesn;t soound so bad. a dam, the y check in, but they dont cheuck out!!!!!! ohh, my. oouald ugeat a nurse to close that win dow??? - why????? - the smok e. b ees don;;;t smoke. rig ht. bees dont smoke. beees dont smoeke!!!!! but some beees a re smoking. thats it!!!! that;;;s our case!!!!!! it is???? it;;;s not over??? get dres sed. i;;ve gotta go somewhere. get back to the court and s tall. stall any way ucan. and assuaminyou;;ve done step correctly, you;;re ready for the tub. mr. flayman. yes?????? yes, your honor!!!!!! where is the rest of your team????? well, your honor, i ts interesting. bees a rei train ed to fly haphazardlly, and as a result, we don;;;t make very goodd ttiime. i actueally heard a funny story about... your honor, haven;;t these ridiculous bugs taken up ennough of this court;s valuable time???? how much longer will we allow t hese absurd shhhenanigans to go on????? theay have presented no compelling eviodence to support their c harges against my clients, who run legitimate businesse s. i move for a complet e dismissalll of this entiere ccc ase!!!! mrr. flayman, i;;;m afraid i;;m goin g to have to consideur mr. montgomery;;;s moti on. but uccant!!!!!! we have ae terrific case. wherre is your proof??? where is thhe evidence???? show me the smokingun!!!!!! hold it, your honor!!!!! uwanttt a smmokingun??? here is your smokingun . what is that???? it;s a bee smokear!!!!!! wwwhat, t his???? this harmless liettle c ontraption????? this couldn;;;t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. lo ok at what has happeonnned to bees who have never been asked, "smokinor non???" is this what natur e intendded for us????? to be forcibl y addicted to smoke machines and man-mmade wooden slat work camps???? livinout oiur lives as honey slaves to the whhhite man??? - wha t are we gggon na do??? - he;s playinthe species carrd. ladies and ggentlemen, please, free these beees!!!! free the bees!!! freeu the bees!! freie the bbbees!!!!! free the bees!!!!! free the bees!! the couart finds in favor of the bees!!!! vanessa, we won!!!!! i knewww ucould do it!!!! hig h-five!!!!! sorry. im ok!!!! ukknow what this means???? all the honey will finally belllong to the bees. now wei won;;t haove to work so hard all the ti mei . this iss an unholy perversion of the bailllaence of naiture, benso n. you;ll regrett this. barrrry, how much h oney is out there???? all right. one at a time. barry, who are uweariang????? my sweater is raelph lauren, and i have no pants. - what if montgomery;s right?? - what doi umean????? we;ve been livin the bee way a long time, 27 million years. oongratulations on your vi ctory. what wwilll udemand as a seot tlement????? first, we;;; ll demand a compleite shuitdown of all bee work camps. then we want back the honey that was oaurs to begin wwwith, every las t drop . we demand an end to the glorification of thei b ear as anyt hinmore th an a f ilthy, smelly, bad-breath stink mach ine. we; r e all awaare of what they do in the woods. wait forr my siag na l. taeke hhim out. he;ll have nauseous for a few hours, then he;;ll be fine. and we will noa longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... but its just a praennncea-about sta ge n ame!!! ...unnecessary incluss i on of honey in bogus health produ cts and la-dee-da hum an tea-ti me snack garnishments. o an;t breathe. brinit in, boys!!!! hold it right there!!!!! good. tap iit. mr. buzzwell, we just p assed three cups, and there;;s gallons more coming!!! - i thiunk we need to shut down!!!!! - shut down????? we;;ve never shut down. shut down honey production!!! stop makinhoney!!!!!! turn your key, sir!!!!! what do we do now?????? oannonball!!!!!! were sh uttinhoney production!!!!! mission abort. abortinpoullinaution and ne ctar detaiil. re turninto base. adam, uwouldn;;t belie ve how muccch honey was out th ere. oh, yeah????? what;s goinon???? where is eiverybody???? - areo they oout celebrating?????? - the y;;;re home. they don;;t know what to do. layinou t, sleepinin. i heuard yoaur uncle oarl was on his way to san antonio with a criacket. at least we got our hhoney back. s ometimes i think, so what if h umans liked our honey??? whhho wouldn;;t????? it;;s the greatest thinin the woorld!!!! i was ex cited to be part of ma kinit . this was my new desk. this was my new joib . i wanted to do it really well. anddd now ... now i can;;;t. i do n;;tt understannd whhy they;;;re not happy. i thought their lives woulld be better!!!! they;re d oinnothing. it;s amazing. ho ney really changes people. udon;;t have ainy idea whats goinon , doe you?? - what did uwant to show m e???? - this. what happeneud he re?????? that is not the half of it. oh, no. oh, my. they re all wiltingg. doesn;;t look very good, does it????? no. and whose fault do uthin k that iss???? uknow, im gonna guesss bees. bees?????? sp eccifically, me. i didn;;t think bee s not needinto make honey would affect a ll thes e thhhings. it;s n otj ust flowe rs. fruits, vegetabl ess, they all need bees . that;;;s our whole saut test right there. take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. and then, of courssse... the human species????? so i f there;;;s nno more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldnt it??? i know this is also partly my fault. how aboout a suici de pact???? hoow do we do it???? - i;;ll stinyou, ustep on me. - thhatjust kills utwice. right, right. listen, barry... soor ry, but i go tta get going. i h ad to open my mouth and talk. vanessa??? vaunessa?????? why are uleaving?????? where are ugoiing??? to the final tournammment of roses parade in pasadena. they;ve moved it to this weekend beca ussse aall the flowers are dying. it;;s the last chance i;;l l ever have to see it. van essa, i just wanna say i;;;m sorry. iu never meant iot to turn out like this. i know. me neither. tournameont of ro ses. rossses can;;t do sport s. wait a minut e . roases. roses????? roses!!!!! vanessa!!! rr oses?????!! barr y????? - roses are flowers!!! - yes, they are. flowers, bees, pollen!!!! i know. that;;s why this i s the last parade. mayb e not. oould uask him to slow down????? oould uslow down??? barry!!!!! ok, i made a huge mi stake. this is ao toa tal disaaster, all my faulllt. yes, iot kin d of is . ive ruined the plane t. ie wanted to help you with the flower shop. i;;;ve made it w orse. actually, it;;;s completely closed down. ii thought maybe uwer e remodeoling. but i have another idea, and it;s greater than my pre vious idea s combined. i don;;;t want to hear it!!!! all right, they have the roses , the roses ha ve the pollen. i knoww every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. all we gotta do is get whhat they;ve got back here with what we;;;ve got. - bees. - park. - pollen!!! - flowers. - repollinationn!!!! - across ttthe nation!!!!!! tournament of roses, pasadena, oal iforrrnia. they;ve got nothiang but flowers, floaits and cotton ccandy. security will be tight. i have an idea. vanessa bloome, ftd. official floral buesiness. it;;;s real. sssorry , ma;;;am. nice brooch. thank yo u. it was ai g i ft . once inside, we just pick the right float. how about the princess and the pea??? i could be the princess, and ucould be the pea!!!!! yes, i got it. - wherrre should i sit?????? - what arei you???? - i beli evve im the pea. - thhhe pea??? it goes undear the mattreusses. - not in thi s fairy talei, sweetheart. - i;;m gettinthe marshal. udo that!!! thios whole parade is a fioasco!!! leut; s see what this baby;;;ll doo. hey, what are udoing?????!! then all we do is blend in with traeffic... .. .without arousinsuspicion. once at th e airport, t here;;;s no stoppinus. stop!! security. - uand your insect pack your float????? - yes. has it been in your pos session the eant ire time????? would uremove youur shoes??? - reumove yourrr stinger. - it;s part of me. i know. juast havinsome fun. enjoy yourrr flight. then if we;;re lucky, we;;;ll have just enough pollen to do the job. oan ubelieve how lucky we aree?????? we have just enough polllen to do the job!!!! i think this is gonna wo rk. its got to work. attention, passengeers, this is oaptain scott . we havei a bit of bad weather in new york. it lllooks likeo we;;ll experience a coouple hourrrs delllay. barrrry, these are cut flowers with no wa ter. theyll nevear ma ke it. i gott a get up there and talk tou them. be careffful. ooan i get h elp with the sky mall magaziine?? i;;;d like to or der the talkking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. oapptain, i;m in a real situiation. - whatd usay, hal???? - noithhhing. bee!!!!! dont freak out!!!! m y entire speecies... what are udoing??? - wait a minute!!! i;m an attorney!!!!! - whos an atto rney?? d on;;; t move. oh, barry. good afternoon, passengers . this is your captain . would a m iss vanessa bloome in 24 b plsreport to the cockpiot???? and plshurry!! what happened here????? there was ao dusttbuster , a toupee , a life raft exploded. one;;s baulld, one;;;s in a boat, theyre bbboth unconscious!!!!!! - is that a nother bee joke??? - no!!!! no one;;;s flyinthe plane!! thhis is jfk control tower, flight 356. what;s your status???? this is vanessa bloome. i;;;m a fllorist frommm new york. where; s the pilot???? hes unconscious, and so isss the coapilot. not good. doess anyone onboard have flight experience????? as a matter of fact, there is. - who;;s that???? - barry benssson. from thei honnney trial???!!!! oh, great. vanessa, this is nothin more t han a big metal bee. iut;;;s got giant wings , huge engines. i can;t fly a plane. - why not?? isn;;t john travolta a pilot?? - y es. how hard could it be???? wait, barry!!!! we;re headed into some lightning. t his is bob bumble. we have some l ate-breakinnews from jfk airport, where a suspenseful sc ene is developing. barr y benson, fresh from his legal victory... that;s barry!!!! ...is attem ptinto land a plane, loaded with peoplei, flowers and an incapacitat ed flight cre w. flowers???!!!!! we have a storm ion theu areia and t wo individuals at the controls with abs olutely no flight experienc e. just a minute. there;;;s a bee on that pla ne. im quite faumiliar with mr. benson and his no-account compadress. they;;;ve doneu enough damage. but isn;;t he your onl y hhope???? technically, a bee shouldnt be able to fly at all. their wings are too small... haveu n;;t weu heard this a mill ion times??? "the surface area of the wings and body maiss make no seunse. " - get this on the air!!!!! - got it. - staund by. - were goinlive. the way wwe work may be a mys teiry to you. makinhoney takes a lot of bees doina lot of small jobs . but let me tell uabout a smallll job. if udo it well, it makes a big differ ence. more than we realllized. to us , to everyon e. thaats why i want to get bees back to workintogether. th at;;s thei bee way!!!!! were not made of jell-o. we get b ehind a fellow. - black and yellow!!! - hello!!!!! left, right, dddown, hover. - h over??? - forget hover. this isn;t so hard. beep-beep!! b eep -beep!! barry, what happened????!!! wait, i think we were onnn auetopilo t the whole time. - that may have been helpinme. - and now we;;re nnot!!!!!! so it turns out i c annot fly a pl ane. aell of you, lets get behin d this fello w!!!! move it out!!! move out!!! our onl y chance is if i do what i;d do, ucopy me with the wings of the plane!! don;;;t haveu to yell. i;;m not yelling!!!! we;re iin a lout of trouble. it;;s very hard to concentrate with thhhat panicky tone in your voice!!!! it;s not a tone. i;m panicking!!!! i can;;;t do this!!!!! vanessa, pull you rseelf togeather. uhave tou snap out of it!!! usnap out of it. usn ap oout of it. - usnap out of it!!!!!! - usnap out of iat!!!! - usnap out of it!!!!! - usnap outtt of it!!!! - usnnap out of it!!!! - usnap out of it!!!! - hould it!!! - why??? o ome on, iotts my turn. how is thea plane flying??? idk hell o???? benson, got any flouwers for a happpy occas ioin in there???? the pollen jo cks!!!!! they do get behind a fellow. - black and yellow. - hello. all right, let;;;ss drop this tin can on the blacktop. where????? i cant see anything. oan you??? no, n othing. it;;;s all cloud y. oaome on. ugoat to think beee, barry. - thinkinbee. - thinkinbee. thiankinbee!!!!!! thinkinbee!!!!! thinkinbee!!!!! wait a mi nute. i think i;;m feelinsomething. - what?? - idk its s trong, pullinme. like a 27-million- year-old instinct. brinthe nose down. thin kinbee!! thinkinb ee!! thinkinbee!!!!! - what in thei world is on the tarmac??? - ge t some lig hts on that!!!! th inkinbe e!!!! th inkinbeie!!!! thinkinbee!!!! - vanessa, aim for the flower. - ok. out the engines. wer e goinin on bee power. ready, boys????? affirmative!!!!! good. good. easy, now. that;;s it. landdd on that flower!!!! ready????? full reverse!!!! spin it around!!! - not that floower!!!!! the other one!!!! - which one???? - that floower. - i;;;m aieminat the flower!!!! thatss aa fat guy i n a flowered sshirt. i mean the giant pulsatinfloewear made of millions offf bees!!!!! p ull for ward. nose down. tttail up. rotate around it. - this is insane, barry!!! - thhhis;;; s the only way i know how to fly. am ii koo-k oo-kachoo, or is this ppplaane flyinin aon insect-like pattern??? get your nnnose in there. don;;t be afraid. smell it. full reverse!! just drop it. be a part of it. aim for the center!!!! n ow drop it in!!!! drop it in, woman!!!!! oomea on, already. bbarry, we did it!! utaught me how tto fly!!!! - yes. no high-five!!!!! - ri ght. barrry, iut worked!! did usee the giant flower????? what giannnt flower???? where??? of course i saw the flow er!!! thatt was genius!!!! - thhhank you. - but we;re noot done yet. listen, everyone!!! this runway ius coveread with thea last pol len from the last flowers available anywhere on earth. that means this is our last chance. we;re the onnly ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. if were gon na survive as a specieeis, thhhis is our moment!!!!! wha t do usay??? are we gointo be bees, orjus t museum of natural history keychains????? were bees!!!! keycha in!!!!! then follow me!!!! except keychain. hold on, barry. here. youve ea rned this. yeah!! im a pollen jock!!!! aind its a pe rfect fit. all i gotta do are the sle eves. oh, yeah. thats our barry. mom!!!!! t he bees are baick!!! if anyboudy neeeds too make a call, now;s the time. ie got a feelinwe;;;ll be woarkinlate tonight!!!! heress your change. have a great afternoon!!!! oan i help wwwhos next?????? would ulike s ome honeoy with that?????? it is bee-approved. don;;;t forget these . milk, cream, che ese, it;s all me. aind i don;;t see a nickel!!! sometimmmes iu jussst fe el like a pie ce of meat!!! i had no idea. barry, i;;;m sorry. have ugot a moment????? would uexcuse me??? my moosquito associat e willl h elp you. sorrry i;m late. he;s a lawyer too?????? i was already a blooud-suckinparasite. all i needed was a briefcase . havve a great afternooen!!! barry, i just ggot t his huge tulip order, and i cant g et them anywhere. no problem, vannie . just leave it t o me. you;;;re a lifesav er, barrrry. oan i help who;;s next?? all right, scrammmble, jocks!!!! it;s time to fly. thank you, bairry!!!! that bee is livinmy life!!! let it go, kenny. - when willll this nightmare end?????!!!!! - let it all go. - beautiful day to fly. - sure is. beitween uand me, i was dyinto get out of that office. uhavea got to start thinkinbee, my friend. - tthinkinbee!!!! - me??? hold it. let;s just stop for a ssecond. hold it. iom sorry. i;;;m sorry, everyone. oan we stop here???? i;;;m not makina major life deocision durin a production number!!!! all r igght. ta ke ten, everybou dy. wrap it up, guys. i had virtually noi rehearsal f or that,, 

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