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Clark Kent has no idea how many kids Bruce has.

He asks once and Bruce goes “A few.” Dick says “Seven.” Tim says “Don’t worry about it.” Jason says “Too many.”

Clark just starts sending Christmas presents to “Wayne, assorted.”

(Alfred makes sure everyone gets one. Even the Batcow.)

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Gwi-Ma: "Huntrix is so close to sealing the demon realm forever and then we'll starve"

Jinu:

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This has meme potential to me

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This has meme potential to me

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love wins all 💜

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idk just something something about jinu's eyes slowly becoming more human as he listens to rumi's song and watches her fight back against gwi-ma and giving him back his soul and being able to do the most selfless thing possible in order to return rumi the hope she gave him

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Artist : @StellaChenYUI on twitter

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One of my favorite hoaxes was in early 1962. There was a musical that debuted in 1961 called Subways are for Sleeping that was doing very poorly. For bizarre reasons (ads were banned in the New York subway system lest people take it as permission to sleep there) and normal (the reviews were poor).

But in 1962 an ad came out full of effusive praise from every prominent theater critic in New York. Every single one. From the Times to the Post, all of the famous theater critics in New York LOVED Subways Are For Sleeping

Except...

One of the papers paid to run this ad noticed something...off. Namely, that he knew Richard Watts the theater critic and he wasn't African-American.

It turns out that the producer of the musical had found seven New Yorkers with the same names as the seven biggest theater critics in New York, since while he couldn't lie and say they liked it, but he could pay for *a* John Chapman or *a* Robert Coleman to see the musical and quote them next to their photo truthfully, bc how many people even knew what the leading theater critics in NYC looked like?

Turns out the producer had wanted to do this for ages, but had to wait for the NYT's critic to retire bc he couldn't find anyone with the same name. Anyway it worked: it went from being about to close, to running another couple hundred shows and winning a Tony

Here's the main source for this, btw

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I don't think the girls are even trying to hide the fact that they're demon hunters from Bobby. I think they tell him "stall the show for a minute we gotta go kill some demons" and he's just like "haha YES, I LOVE the commitment to the bit, but I DO need you back here in ten so whatever you're doing make it fast"

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guys omg the parallel between rumi entering the stadium at the end and the crowd turning to face her when she starts speaking and jinu starting his lament at the beginning and the demons turning to face him when he starts speaking

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Zoey is in her early 20s in 2025

Zoey grew up in the US

In 2015-2016 Zoey would have been around 12-13 years old

Hamilton: An American Musical debuted on Broadway in August 2015 and absolutely EXPLODED in popularity in 2016

Do you see where this is going yet

Zoey was a hardcore Hamilton fangirl and was the first person in her school to nail Guns and Ships

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some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight