#AND KWAZII DOES DRUGS

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cursed content from the books

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Incorrect Octonauts quotes

CW: Swearing, brief mentions of drugs

Professor Inkling: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin Kwazii : What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

Kwazii : The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Kwazii, explaining why he is not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

Kwazii: Hey, Shellington you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Shellington: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Kwazii: Yea, my parents live there. Tweak: That is the worst response to that question.

Captain Barnacles: Kwazii, I think we have a problem. Kwazii: What, the fire? Captain Barnacles: No, the- wait, what fire? Kwazii: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Dashi: If I say yes am I joining a cult? Tweak: Possibly. Dashi: I’m in.

Dashi: I fell— Tweak: From heaven? Dashi: No, I literally fell— Tweak: In love with me the moment you saw me? Dashi: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Tweak: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Tweak: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Dashi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Tweak: I said within reason, Dashi. How about I murder that guy? Dashi: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Tweak: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Kwazii: Working sucks. Kwazii: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

Captain Barnacles: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more? Kwazii: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

Captain Barnacles: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Kwazii: We could attack them with hummus. Captain Barnacles: I stand corrected. Kwazii: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Kwazii has ADHD.

YES UES UES UES YES

I DONT THINK IVE SHARED THIS HEADCANON BUT I HAVE HINTED TO IT BEFORE

As someone who has severe ADHD (I was in drug trials for it actually!!) he does! He definitely does! As does Shellington!!!