#ANYWAYS WHERE ARE MY HOLIVIA PAP PICS

[1ddotdhq]

Fri 22 Jan ‘21

 The BIG news is that the Zaby has a NAME: Baby Khai! We found out late last night because Gigi changed her insta bio to “Khai’s mom”, and thoroughly shocked us all by doing so! Turns out, “Khai” means “royalty”, which she basically *is*, isn’t she - even if “Malik” DIDN’T mean king! Zayn tattooed baby Khai’s name to his wrist, and Zstans on twitter are SWOONING, but all of that swoon quickly switched focus when Zayn showed up on instagram to take over for Billboard. Honestly, it’s very cute! There are a BUNCH of videos of him in his electric blue hair, unpacking cardboard cutouts of the NIL art, riding a four wheeler outside (at the farm?), and telling fans to stream NIL over various tracks. He also rocked and awesome NIL beanie (swipe up for merch!) and a multi-colored “Z Vision'' Snapchat filter that looks a lot like infrared vision, and then he ended the social media heavy day with an instagram post of him in a UFC hat, saying “who’s as excited as me @UFC?” Honestly? Liam, probably. Or Harry and Louis, if they like WATCHING boxing as much as they like practicing the sport!  

We got to hear more about Niall’s history with JC Stewart: “We were both working with the same producer at the time and it just happened...by the end of the song I’m like ‘did we just write a song together?’’. JC Stewart goes on to say that while this song was written over email (from different rooms!) rather than in person, they’ve “hung out loads” because JC used to live with one of Niall’s best friends and sometimes Niall would just be chillin’ in the kitchen of their “grotty apartment” eating their beans. “I’m like, ‘surely you have nicer places to be?”, JC jokes. Ah, but could he be shirtless in those nice places? Likely so but STILL! Meanwhile on twitter, Niall said that most of his songs are first written as a piano ballad and then changed to fit the tempo, he confirmed he would be going to the Masters (a golf tournament) if they let him in (is...anyone surprised by this?), and he said “Yeahhhhhhhhhh” about ANNEMARIE DISHING ON THEIR COLLAB! “I love him, and I love the songs we did,” she told Hits Radio today. Uh, surely she can’t just leave it at that!! Tell us MORE please!! 

And speaking about DISHING on the guys, a former SNL crew member talked about the boys’ requests when they visited the show (as a band, though I’m pretty sure fans who were asking about Harry wanted to know about his solo show lmao). He said that the guys were - surprise, surprise - OBSESSED with KFC, and that once, they ordered FIFTY buckets of chicken (“I get it, they’re growing boys, but who could finish that much??”), and then they, uh, didn’t finish it, so they asked the crew to give it to the fans waiting in line for the show: “those fans got One Direction leftovers!”. He also says he vividly remembers Harry’s golden Saint Lauren boots and that H can “rock a pair of skinny jeans” (and what he means by that is that every jaw drops!). He also mentioned that the guys got a haircut IN the dressing room and the hairstylist did not clean it up: “Be honest, how much would you pay for a lock of Harry Styles’ hair?” Uh, honestly? You couldn’t pay me to keep it! 

Elsewhere, Walls became the #1 Pop Best Seller on both CDs and Vinyl Amazon after a UA tweeted that it was back in stock (KING SHIT!), Isaac Anderson (Louis’ guitarist!) reminisces on a concert with Louis from a year ago, ET insists that the Holiva pap pictures from Jeff’s wedding were “absolutely not leaked or staged for some sort of promotional reason”, but were instead spontaneous happenstance so keep that in mind next time you think about considering them a reliable source, we got a massive amount of previous unseen videos released by Dunkirk’s stunt director (like..he directs physical stunts, not...oh, you know what I mean!) of H goofing off with the Dunkirk cast and crew including leggings clad workout shots, boxing, bundled up for the cold babie Harry and one where he’s feeding a crew member a massive slice of...tomato? I think there’s a fruit joke somewhere in there, but I leave it to you to make it!

[bluewinnerangel]

Hi there! I can to you from twopoppie’s blog! I sent her an ask about someone who’s willing to explain recent Larry theories! Is that someone you?!

Hi! Happy you found me, and of course I’d love to :)

So I'm going to be real honest here, I was working on this loads today. I made a big and I mean BIG draft, like a detailed long collection of shit they pulled and explaining each thing but the further I went the more uncomfortable I got. Like, gathering everything together in one single post. But I definitely want to discuss these things, perhaps I'll divide the things I wrote into seperate posts at some point, but for now I just wanna ask you instead to be more specific which theories to explain? I'd be very happy to go into detail about individual ones, and I might have a lot of shit ready in my drafts because of it now lol.

Anyway, I copied most of it to another draft but left some, have some very loud recent-ish larrying bits:

Feb 28 2020 (Harry’s Falling MV released but also:) Harry did an interview, where he said

“the fish is uh... he’s traveling at the moment, he’s on a gap year, and hopefully he will come back safe. We’re taking a little time apart”

while Louis’ Tour would start only 5 days later.

Same days:

They then geared the larrying in full speed as these dorks were in some kind of out-bluegreening eachother competition. It’s not that I want to be that person that starts screaming everytime they wear something remotely blue-and-green and call it “larry proof”, but, they seem to avoid it like their lives depend on it and then suddenly boom there is blue-and-green 3 days in a row???

Harry papped march 1st - doing interviews march 2nd - and louis’ video that released march 3rd (explained here):

July/September 2020 - during lockdown eleanor posts this one pic of louis to her instagram stories, and puts it in her highlights (it’s still there in the uh dogs folder), this is like one of the very few Louis-with-eleanor moments of the past... years? But then about 2 months later Harry "makes it his" in a way when he takes a picture with a fan wearing the same shirt... And it’s a vintage shirt, and Harry doesn’t wear Umbro (Louis often does). Sooo that’s the same damn shirt. Here a good tag about it.

Dec 12 2020 - this idiot wears a MASSIVE MASSIVE H during his liveshow. We barely see him and the one, the one show he does he shows up like this:

Really could have worn anything, chooses a plain black shirt with a ridiculous H on it. He really must love Hotels. The fact that Harry often goes by H, signs of his tweets with it and all just makes it 10x worse lol.

Jan 4/5 2021 (same day holivia happened) people who bought Harry's merch (that wasn't advertised to have bluegreen hearts on them) started receiving them, once opened it turned out they were literally the most vile bluegreening mess...

Jan 31 2021 - I went into deep detail about the spotify backgrounds but ill just link this here instead, basically Louis put Harry's tattoos on his spotify on during his Walls anniversary and Harry's birthday. He also tweeted a song "Maybe Tomorrow"

considering it was H's birthday the next day and it wasn’t even an answer to the question it looks like he really really just wanted to post that song that day and took whatever thing that came closest to a relevant question to answer this to. To make things worse, the song is about maybe tomorrow finding your way home and includes rainbows.

I don't really know if that answered anything, but I hope that helps. Anyway, my inbox is open :)