#ASAP Journal

[saltair-and-webweaves]

Who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?

you say you don’t want a boyfriend, but you know that’s not true - Charlotte Green/the voice - Anaïs Nin/the unabridged journals of Sylvia Plath - Sylvia Plath/tolerate it - Taylor Swift/the unabridged journals of sylvia plath - Sylvia Plath/the unexpurgated diary of anaïs nin - Anaïs Nin/ @treebloods/@lovebeing-a-girl/@ sanwtch on instagram/ @onlyanothermundane/@tullispink/I am an observer, but not by choice - @fatimaamerbilal/the prophecy - Taylor Swift/criss cross - Lynne Rae Perkins/Vladimir Mayakovsky in a letter to Lili Brik/what I could never confess without some bravado - Emily Palermo/little weirds - Jenny Slate

requested here

[iiammrandi]

missing him🫠

[ourfanthings]

newjeans for the ASAP mv

[coldrosecomplement]

talk a little nicer to yourself today stickers honguitos | conejitos | mariposas deco

[schnuffel-danny]

me: Thank god at least .TIFF is a normal guinea pig, since .Jpeg turned out to be such a little weirdo (affectionate) .TIFF: I need to sleep in the wettest spot of the entire cage, right under the dripping water bottle, because if I am not suspiciously moist the whole day I'll get grumpy me: Ah. Right.

[kenuis]

Puffs tissues have tissues infused with Vicks and I stg I will never buy another type of tissue while sick again

[rexscanonwife]

I'm so understimulated at work rn there is literally NOTHING going on here so you get subjected to me, fuck it, Venture getting a ship tag.

[ncyadrs]

a s a p

ba by

hurry up don’t be

la zy

[yuukimiyas]

sigh i look so cute today but i can’t enjoy it bc my TUMMY HURTS ˚‧º·໒꒰ྀི˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ ꒱ྀིა‧º·˚

[tolerateit]

I wanna sit down Taylor, tell her everything I know about my grandmother, the devil's spawn, and ask her to write a song about it. I think she'd come up with the perfect words to describe everything and who this creature is and pretends to be, and it wouldn't take 10 pages in my journal to just describe two events with her in the last year. It would take approximately three minutes, and it would be perfect, and it would be a bop on top of everything. That's the only good thing that could possibly come from that woman - no - creature.

Completely unrelated, yeah I just finished journaling about it while listening to Bad Blood TV sksksksk

MY GRANDMOTHER THE DEVIL'S SPAWN 💀 💀 nothing could have prepared for that first sentence skdjdjjd but you know what she'd churn out a banger absolutely destroying your grandma lmaooo

[mazzystargirl]

idt i have many more “when are we hanging out” left in me

[claredanko]

i dont watch bluey but every once in a while i look at the background art for it and smile bc i know the exact places they used as a reference. u literally wouldnt get the geographical location of the shopping centre thats used as a reference and what that implies as a way for adults to contextualise the family's financial situation and where they live

[eggluverz]

OMG GUYS ISNT SHE CUTE ? 🥺🥺 i just started a new journal and its name is phil ✨

[nick-eyre]

Tell us about the colleen hoover book that you rated as 1 star

Okay so the book was v/erity and I read it because a cute girl told me it was really good and I wanted to talk to her again but it was a mistake!

Its basically just hetero smut pretending to be a mystery thriller (no shame in liking that but I personally prefer less blowjobs more murder) + the ‘twists’ are so stupid and there so much lost opportunity! Idk how to even talk about it just 0/5

I never saw that girl again but its probably for the best because I don’t like your book taste is not a great conversation starter

[bamf]

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[rexscanonwife]

I can’t believe I don’t have a different example for this but if anyone would like a monochrome half-body sketch like this to help me pay for my phone repair, I’m opening some emergency commissions with limited slots rn! ; - ;

It’ll be 35USD per piece depending on complexity, as always DM me for details!