#Adam: *violently beats people in the face with his skate board mid race* | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup · 4 months

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sk8 the infinity is hilarious because every single time adam races all the spectators start going like “oh my god he’s doing a SIGNATURE TRICK” and every single time it’s aggravated assault

#sk8 the infinity #adam sk8 #the first time I watched it I got drunk as hell with my roommate and started to recite the titles of the crimes code he had violated #that wasn’t a cool skating flip that was borderline attempted murder #Adam: no one can beat me in a race #Adam: *violently beats people in the face with his skate board mid race*#like is this a show of skating skill or just like. assault. there’s a lot of assault

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