#Adopting E-001 AU

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Adopting E-001 (Eveline Adoption Au)

Ok I know like Eveline’s dead but just imagine Eveline getting adopted by the four lords (And Mother Miranda) . She always wanted a family in RE7 and I think the four lords are exactly the family her little crazy ass needs

Donna Beneviento: Eveline would love all her dolls no doubt, she’d probably spend most of her time there since Despite how shy Donna is she’s probably the most well equipped to deal with a child. I like to think she even gifts Eveline with a little doll so she could have a little playmate, they probably both mess with any poor soul who ends up in there with Eveline being the little girl in the hallway and angie popping up five seconds later to game end some dude.  They’d be the deadliest duo possibly and trust me there’s nothing more creepy than a little girl and a haunted ass doll, plus tbh they do kinda look like sisters!

Alcina Dimitrescu: She’s definitely never the type to be prepared for a child? If I recall correctly all of her daughters were teenagers when they were adopted so chances are having a little girl would be a hectic change of pace, she’d probably leave her with Bela, Daniela and Cassandra who would be more than happy to show their little sister how to tear a man thing limb from limb properly and then give her a little piggyback ride around Castle Dimitrescu with Alcina watching with a smile in the  background. She occasionally finds little Eveline walking around and pats her on the head, saying that she’s going to do her very proud Karl Heisenberg: OH BOY. This one is gonna be fun. Karl would no doubt be the fun uncle, making Eveline a little metal figure and just taking her on a joyride on his custom motorcycle around the factory (Don’t ask how that works but trust me.) He’d pretty much be chill about it, if he’s unable to watch her then he has one of his zombie automatons take care of her and Eveline is happy just to have yet another playmate. She nicknames the zombie “Jesse” based off a name or two of victims she heard at the baker house (Plus Jesse and Heisenberg? I had to make a breaking bad reference where I could.) and like over time i think she invests enough in said zombie to try and teach him a little bit of words much to her frustration. She still appreciates seeing him skewer molded she makes for fun though. Karl finds it kind of odd that she invests so much into a zombie but he’s not going to kill her fun especially since it’s honestly kind of both morbid and cute that they always come back covered in some poor molded or lycans blood. Hell he even joins in a good majority of the time when he’s not on lord business, helping them mow through a couple lycans/molded as some sort of bonding time. I think he also calls her something like “Scamp” or “Evie”  Salvatore Moreau: Uncle Sal!! Others might find him gross but Eveline is honestly quite used to swampy areas given that she literally spent 3 years at the baker house. She knows what its like to feel disliked by the others and as such I think she tends to spend most of her time with him and trying to make him laugh, playing hide and seek in the mines or riding on his back while he’s in fish form. She loves him to death and she will literally skewer anyone who so much as makes him feel bad about himself. Salvatore himself is just so happy to have someone who doesn’t judge him at all and accepts him as he is, she might creep him out a little but she has the best of intentions (When it comes to him and the other lords. Humans and the grunt molded/lycans not so much) I think Moreau knows a few sea shanties and songs about fishing that he teaches Eveline, Eveline learns them happily and can recant them by memory which makes Salvatore’s Warm and Slimy heart even happier. I like to think of their relationship like the Big Daddies and Little sisters from Bioshock basically, meaning sal is very affectionate towards her and will literally go apeshit at anyone who tries to harm his sister. Mother Miranda: I think she likely sees Evie as like the perfect person to reincarnate her little daughter Eva with but the four lords catch onto her shit and basically force her to accept little Evie as is since they all would put aside their differences and send Miranda burning and screaming to her dead daughter if they hurt her. Miranda accepts this eventually, just happy to have another little shit in her house again. I think she is really affectionate once she gets used to evie? Like she didn’t get to spend much time with her daughter and here is this little ten year old girl, not a day older than Her Eva and she looks exactly like her too. She gives her a little teddy bear and puts her to bed, whispering a little lullaby she probably sung to Eva long ago and smiles. I don’t think there’s honestly much to say with her, she’d just be happy and a lot less salty Sure their family is imperfect, they still need to have a constant influx of prey but they’re a screwed up ass family no need to dodge that. What they do have in common though is that they have Eveline

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ReyBen for 001!!!!

you spoil me :)

when I started shipping it if I did:

Aha. Ahaha. AHAHAHAHA. @briwookie​ can confirm this, it was in theatres when Kylo kidnapped Rey, and I totally jokingly leaned over and said to her, ‘I ship it.’ Because I was like scary masked dude + kickass smol protag + bridal carry kidnapping = ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I totally didn’t mean it seriously though; I lowkey shipped Finnr/y coming into TFA and totally expected them to be the confirmed couple by the end of the movie. Only after I left TFA did I start considering Reylo as a real possibility, and then I read a shameful amount of fanfics, and then it stole my soul.

my thoughts:

It’s a little embarrassing how many boxes this ship ticks for me. Scary masked antivillain with hidden conflict and potential for goodness (whose birth name coincidentally has long happened to be one of my favorite male names?? *drags hands down face*) + strong smol girl who takes no shit but still has hidden insecurities…welp. Compound all that with Skywalker family drama and flaming light swords and man I’m so there.

What makes me happy about them:

‘You’re so lonely. So afraid to leave…Don’t be afraid. I feel it too.’ 

That line embodies almost everything I love about this ship. Yes, Ben is talking to Rey about herself, but as with so many of his lines in TFA, he’s also talking to themselves. Beneath their superficial differences are two people who are startlingly similar that even the Force recognizes it. Currently they’re pitted against each other in a battle for the galaxy’s soul. And when the dust clears and they meet each other on the same side, they have the potential to know each other more deeply and more intimately than most people will ever get the chance to know another person. 

What makes me sad about them:

The current state of canon? lol. The suspense is killin’ me, smalls.

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

Dark Rey. Darkside AU Reylo. Renperor (i.e. Kylo Ren as Emperor of the First Order) AUs. Basically any which involve my girl Rey being dragged down into the Dark. Aaand the same peeve you have, Rey entering into a relationship with Kylo/unredeemed Ben. This is mostly tied how unredeemed Ben generally is unacceptable engame for me. And yeah, the calling Ben ‘Kylo’ in a romantic context thing skeeves me out too, for naming convention reasons I more or less wrote a meta about here under the ‘unpopular opinion’ ask. Do Not Want. It’s like having Padme call Anakin ‘Vader;’ like. What. Why. I mean people can do what they like with their fandom experience but that means so can I, so.

things I look for in fanfic:

Post-redemption, post-war AUs. They are my bread, butter, and lifeblood. I love watching Rey having to navigate this Kylo Ren-shaped person who isn’t Kylo Ren; watching Ben have to navigate his newfound unmasking,  unused to people really seeing him, instead of the monster he’s postured as for years. I love the angst, and the softness. See: The Sword of Prince Hector, Salvage (basically: read englishable’s stuff), Morning in the Burned House. 

Also I really love AUs with them as parents (so, Seeds of Redemption ;-) ), and imho there are not enough fics exploring the implications of parenthood for both of them, especially with Ben’s past. He essentially has the potential to affect his children’s future the same way the Vader grandparentage reveal affected him if not handled right.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

I used to ship Finnr/y, but then the Finnr/y fandom sort of ruined that ship for me. Now unfortunately I can’t shake the association. But…Rey with Finn would be…okay. I wouldn’t be happy, but I know that relationship would be good and stable. I don’t ship Ben with anyone else. I can’t even imagine him trusting or having as intense a connection as he already does with Rey, in canon.

My happily ever after for them:

This is basically ripped from a WIP one-shot I’m working on called Grace Note, but basically one where they’re Jedi instructors together at Luke’s new Jedi Praxeum in the Outer Rim, where the Senate has agreed that Ben can serve his penance far enough from the Core Worlds for safety. They are teaching the Force-sensitive orphans left behind by the disbanded First Order Stormtrooper program. The children know who Ben is (used to be), and love him anyway, because he’s always patient with their nightmares. Rey and Ben are falling slowly in love, though neither of them knows it. Rey adopts a pet. Ben grumbles about it, but Rey says she has lots of practice taming seemingly untamable beasts— Ben grumbles a little more at that, but Rey kisses his scowl away. Some time later, Ben proposes. Some time later than that, Rey announces that she’s pregnant. They have a family in the peace and safety of the Outer Rim, talking to ghosts and making the world better for the living. And no one ever, ever touches their children, except to pull them up into an embrace.

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

B e n is the big spoon omg. He’s eight whole inches taller than Rey, come on. I also sort of hc Rey as a bit of a burrower when it comes to sleeping, so she likes to burrow into Ben’s arms/chest/shirt whatever. Ben is happy to provide her that comfort, after years of Rey having no one who embrace her at night but herself.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

Sparring, and, after Ben gets Rey to learn, swimming. 

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Yo Mr White lets cook (Adopting E-001 AU)

Ok so I headcanoned that One of Heisenbergs metal automaton zombies named Jesse (because of eveline since she’s alive and adopted by the lords) So like, I can just imagine heisenberg watched breaking bad and he occasionally talks for the zombie (since it can only grunt” In the jesse voice “Yo Mr White lets cook” meanwhile eveline just looks on in abject confusion