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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 1 year

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Class mein meme banke ubhri hoon and I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed 💀

#In the very first day of school physics sir ne hume ground mein le jaake motion and all ke baare mein btaya tha #And vo har student se ek round lga rhe the but meri turn hone se pehle hi bell baj gayi and I joined my hands together #And I was so happy ki I did a literal pranaam and every banda saw it and now use it as an inside joke in class-#One time when I was collecting everyone's notebooks I accidentally rested my hand on a random guy's shoulder and instead of saying sorry #Maine instinctively vo waala pranaam Kiya that people do jab pairr books mein lag jaate hai-#P.t.m mein when sir called for me to come in front of the class I thought he was about to bring up the argument #I had with him a few days before (long story) so maine mumma ke paas jaake whisper Kiya “whatever he's about to say sab jhooth hai”#Loud enough ki pure class ne sunli #Unhone mujhe class ke front mein isliye bulaya tha because he was about to announce that I had come first in class-#And now aaj #During library ma'am asked us ki drawing mein kise interest hai and I of course raised my hand #She then said that ki unhe posters banvaane hai for the library and I panicked maine immediately apna hand lower kar diya 💀#I have unintentionally become the class clown now.

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lastofthe20thcenturygirls · 9 months

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tho mohabbatein isn't even that great but it always gets me that raj aryan didn't come back to gurukul to get revenge on the man who hated love sm he ruined raj's future just because he was in love with that man's daughter but came back for the lonely father of the girl he will always love and considered him as his own father

#“uss din aapne apni beti khoyi thi aur aaj ek beta” this line....#and shahrukh's delivery #tears in my eyes every damn time #i remember being very smol and even then it hit hard #so obviously it hits a lot harder now #there i was thinking he's getting revenge on the sadu but raj was just making “the badlaavs”#anyway when is adi chopra directing another movie starring his lucky mascot #and maybe kajol too hehe #SRK crisis hours #mohabbatein #bollywood #shah rukh khan #shahrukh khan

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bipdf · 2 years

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there's nothing scarier than a group of boys of your age

#aaj kuch hua 💀#it's chai time now; main aa ke bata thi kya hua

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timetravellingkitty · 2 months

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I could elaborate on said negative feelings but that would require not having a runny nose

#but tldr hinduism isn't even a religion in the classical sense like islam or judaism #it's just a category the british pulled out of their asses to group disperate traditions from all over the subcontinent cause they thought #the gods looked similar enough luhmao it's a recently named misnomer and the only thing keeping said misnomer 2gether is caste #abolishing hinduism means doing away with this category and eradicating caste not wiping every “dharmic practice” that originated #in the subcontinent off the planet cuz like it's also just randomly appropriated indigenous traditions too which hmm #<- im eepy and i didnt know how to phrase that...hopefully you get what i mean. historical brahmanism is aaj ka hinduism only just be honest #and say brahmanism wont u. that way you're signalling who it's really for #there are so many practices from all over the subcontinent that are Not casteist please i am on my knees you dont have 2 do that janeu shit #i could go on 4ever but i'll stop i'm actually sad now #but ye it's colonial to label disperate practices for the sake of clerical ease abolishing hinduism doesn't involve the destruction of gods #okay i will explain that part one day. that day is not today i'm going 2 sleep fr #ਰੇਵਾ

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iftitah · 10 months

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everyone prioritizes their family and that means even extended chacha ke chacha fufa ke tau etc and i can't even prioritize my sagi one i hate myself

#and its not that they're bad or anything #but im such a people pleaser i feel validation from strangers is more important than family #its because maybe ive watched them too closely and nothing about them fascinates me anymore i know the pattern #and my fun is meeting new people cracking the code #but still #i hate that people will cut your calls leave your message unread kyunki aaj poora din bua mausi aaye the #wish i was that focused on my relatives #ill literally text call anyone even in a middle of a fucking apocalypse #idk yall should tell me if im doing something wrong do yall keep your phones away and forget to text your friends #but i can't focus one thing for too long i cannot physically see messages decking up and not reply #i hate this #do people simply not check. there phone as often or am i an addict #or have i still not learnt to be in the moment #and tomorrow night i leave for home and my friends have planned a meet up #now frn 1 comes to home for one month in her holidays so giving one day or even two days to friends doesn't matter #frn 2 lives in hometown so there's no problem but mind you if she comes she has to leave in 2 minutes because her mom calls every five #minutes just to get her back to home for nothing #frn 3 comes home same as me aka 4-5 days so giving 1 day to friends is parents saying tumhe hamse matlab nahi hai tyohaar mei bhi har baar #milne jaana hota hai #etc #but im home past 4 days ivd literally done nothing papa bhai se utni hi baat hui jitni phone par ho jaati hai #haan for mummy i spent time with her #but most of the time i was on tumblr or scrolling insta to kya hi matlab hua mere ghar aane ka #that means unhe bas meri physical presence chahiye #na ghar par bua aayi na mama na koi #lekin ab kal mujhe jaana hai to kal mama aa jaayenge #why are things this way

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hauxicrook · 7 months

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I almost started crying in front of my parents after realizing that how much im missing ghar ka khana, just abhi maine phone cut kiya taki mai full roo na du

#yes phone kaatne ke baad im totally crying over this now #this is totally new for me aisa nahi hua aaj se pahele mere sath #anyways #mom ke hath ka khana>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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myauditionfordrphil · 5 months

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Wanted to buy CSK vs LSG tickets and theys old out in less than a day, like kal shaam tak bookings were not open but today morning they're sold out 😭😭😭

#dude the whole holidays I didn't made a single plan so that my parents would allow me to go #but now the whole plan is ruined #main chali khada hu aaj bhi wahi sunne #somi.exe

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infantisimo · 2 years

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