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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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i just think that women—

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theinfinitedivides · 18 days

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'chalka jaye jism se makhmali nasha, karde khali pi pi ke pyala ye bhara, katra katra mera bekabu ho raha, teri ijazat bina dil mera, tere dil main jhaake...' — tilasmi bahein | heeramandi, 2024, dir. sanjay leela bhansali.

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theinfinitedivides · 8 months

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Shah Rukh, like the most chaotic man he is: i went bald in Jawan out of laziness. i don't have to wear two hours of makeup. i hope the girls like bald men i like bald girls

#film: jawan #jawan #shah rukh khan #srk #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #this man. what the actual f*ck do i do with this man you can't just say things like that sir

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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runs in the family

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theinfinitedivides · 5 months

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*rocks on the floor quietly*

#film: dunki #film: kabhi khushi kabhie gham #dunki #o maahi #kabhi khushi kabhie gham #kkkg #k3g #suraj hua maddham #shah rukh khan #srk #taapsee pannu #boman irani #vicky kaushal #kajol #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #this was a Choice and i will have no one tell me otherwise. tyvm

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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'i love you.' 'you should have bathed.' 'later.' — jawan, 2023, dir. atlee.

#film: jawan #jawan #shah rukh khan #srk #deepika padukone #bollywood #bollywood2 #bollywoodedit #asiancentral #asiansincinema #dailybollywoodqueens #southasiansource #smudgedhenna #iheartmastani #baawri #weheartbollywood #dailyworldcinema #userdivides #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #local gay watches Jawan (and spends the entire time filing the various SRK avatars into new DILF categories).txt #SRDeepiKa nation we keep winning and losing. on the one hand this is exactly moments before disaster strikes #there was no later bc Kalee stayed up all night losing his sh*t about how f*cked he was for that man and decided to take it out #on the entire family #and we will probably never see these two kiss in a movie ever bc the industry hates us so we keep getting blueballed #on the other tho. they are in the top three jodis of all time next to SRKajol and SRKAnushka that should mean something #don't mind me i'm just upset about how bisexual they make me feel

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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the face of someone who made her future stepdad do push-ups on two fingers bc he said he could do + beforehand told him he was getting all sentimental on her while she worked her magic. Azad ily bby but i'm sorry i wouldn't have waited that long to fold the minute she winked anything goes. anything she wants it doesn't matter

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theinfinitedivides · 5 months

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i just know Shah Rukh had the time of his f*cking life filming Lutt Putt Gaya. you cannot watch the video and tell me otherwise

#film: dunki #dunki #shah rukh khan #srk #taapsee pannu #boman irani #vicky kaushal #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #did they CGI his face again a la Fan? yes. is there hope this may not last for the entire film based off of the trailer? yes #is the song fun af? also yes #that's one song down that Pritam hasn't f*cked up. with Arijit no less we might be getting somewhere #anyway. the JHMS meets KHNH meets MHN vibes continue through the music. i approve

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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would the two of you like to explain yourselves or is this just a thing you have going on

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theinfinitedivides · 1 year

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'i am sorry, Rubai. fear blinds people.' 'but you can see i am not your enemy.' 'i know.' — pathaan, 2023, dir. siddharth anand.

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#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #deepika padukone #bollywood #bollywood2 #bollywoodedit #asiancentral #asiansincinema #dailybollywoodqueens #southasiansource #smudgedhenna #iheartmastani #baawri #weheartbollywood #dailyworldcinema #userdivides #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #look i can do sh*t all at gifs so until someone takes it upon themself to do it for me y'all are going to have to have these still shots #but sir??? SIR??? the tenderness sir???#the vulnerability??? the love???#if there was any time in the film they were most likely to kiss this is the scene. i am still mad that we did not get it #but between the torture sh*t and him watching several dozen people die in front of him throughout the course of this film #i think we need therapy before we attempt anything close to that post canon

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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what's the slut pose for sir

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theinfinitedivides · 10 months

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fanfic king

#shah rukh khan #srk #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #this is just the tweet version of him bringing that journal to the drafting table while he was preparing for Pathaan #he's so normal about his roles (he isn't) he's so normal about them (he's not)#then again i'm so normal about him (i'm not) so it's a mutual thing ig #manic pixie dream girl when no one gets me he gets me

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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how could they put me through the tragic parents arc have Aishwarya kill for her husband sent to jail told that he's dead after Kalee kidnapped him be given a death sentence of her own and then have Aararaari Raaro start. why. who gave them the right

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theinfinitedivides · 8 months

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this is what this slick ass mf*cker meant when he said you'd have to fire him from the industry bc he's not retiring. f*ck this man

#film: jawan #jawan #shah rukh khan #srk #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #why do i have to be attacked by men wearing practically the same genre of outfit in the same month. this sh*t is on the same level #with Yunho's circus leader outfit for Vuja De get these f*ckers away from me #manic pixie dream girl when no one gets me he gets me

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theinfinitedivides · 9 months

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how the F*CK is Ranveer so good at dancing and why does he need to keep reminding me like i forget every f*cking time

#film: rocky aur rani ki prem kahani #rocky aur rani ki prem kahani #ranveer singh #alia bhatt #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #we are talking about from @1:31 to 1:38 in the MV for Dhindhora Baje Re (which has not dropped properly on Spotify yet #and that has me concerned since it's probably the best song from the film so far i need to stream that sh*t) bc holy f*ck #he's so fluid????? we're supposed to be watching Alia during this part ig but i can't stop looking at him?????#is that the lehenga look from his irl wedding that they brought back????? at the very least if it's not it looks almost like a traditional #kathak outfit and uh. yeah people are finally realizing how f*cking good he looks in skirts outside of period dramas #dear God pls make them put it up on Spotify i need it

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theinfinitedivides · 1 year

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the real star of Jhoome Jo Pathaan is the silver earcuff and dangle earring that they have given SRK along with his various necklaces, rings, arm taweez and glorious hair, taking no further statements at this time

#film: pathaan #pathaan #bollywood #srk #shah rukh khan #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #nevermind the fact that i am so f*cking early it's not even available on Spotify yet but #he's back in his piercing era and i am living #i think this is one of his chillest choreographies tho and i'm not too sure what to think about that?#like you can tell from the MV that the focus is very much him and Deepika-heavy and not so much dance-heavy #again a bisexual dream with the outfits and camera angles but the rest is just a bit underwhelming idk #still received the iconic T pose + there's a particular step in the chorus that has my hoe brain glitching so ig that makes up for it #along with the hundred other little classic SRK mannerisms that make us all weak in the knees #and Arijit sounds amazing as always even if the tune hasn't grown on me just yet #let me loop it a few more times to see if it's doing half as much as Besharam Rang did for me #edit: the Tamil version slaps harder than the Hindi and i think that might be what convinces me to put it on the playlist #extra edit: i can't believe i'm saying this but since it's out on Spotify now both versions slap harder without the MV #and there's a part in the instrumental that i did not notice until i listened to it over there that also has my hoe brain glitching #it's starting to redeem itself although it's no Jai Jai Shivshankar #more like a weirdly specific cross between Husn Parcham and Enu Naam Che Raees imo #with a little bit of Tattad Tattad lyrically #extra extra edit: i have given my heart twice over to this and if you got the lyrics reference have a cookie #and eat it off of the washboard that are SRK's abs #his smile did me in OK i am now actually fond of this

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