#Anywhozle

[hearts4pearlescentmoon]

IM DOIN IT

it’s taking if forever but I’m doing it

I’ve got so many freaking ideas on what I’m gonna do when this thing is done

[ohlookitsmorgan]

colored some of these while busy

[thismessymasterpiece]

y’all, i am currently having the worst hyperfixation on finnick odair of my entire life. drop requests <333

[cordyce]

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[malakai-why]

“The colorful wooden walls of the inn, decorated with weapons, shields, and animal heads, melted away. Ragnor, along with everyone else in the inn, turned to dust. Magnus was left looking forlornly at the empty space where his oldest friend had been.”

The Red Scrolls of Magic, pg. 281

[venustrape]

ever look at the way you used to post ooc and miss ur crackhead energy

[heartsbreaking]

adding a fun new thing to my rules because i have ✨anxiety✨

i do write a lot of sibling/family ocs. it's fun for me i like doing it, if that's not your thing period this isn't the blog for you. that being said, if you don't mind, welcome to the party! while i do follow people that write family of my ocs/other characters, i do not expect for people to automatically want to write with oc children/family i write. therefore, i either wait for people to come to me or i approach to ask about plotting first. if you write a member of my muse's family, and are interested in writing with my oc, feel free to send memes, like a plotting call or drop into my ims to say hi. while this puts more of the onus on a writing partner than i would normally like, it allows my writing partners to control whether their muses have children/siblings/family. i never want anyone to feel like my muses have been forced on them.

[jelreth]

goddddd dammit. sat is mid april and. honestly i havent studied even the tiniest bit. ill just. wing it i guess

[sonnettohara]

Who are the five people you like?

emily ann sonnett

rosemary kathleen lavelle

kelley ohara

sam mewis

other humans

[wormdebut]

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG

@hellion-child you did this. Inspired by this legendary post.

‘It’s not illegal to go to the dog park, just to hear hot dads say Good Girl.’

Rating: M CW: overusage of the term daddy and Eddie just being a horny bastard.

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“You know, this is fucking insane, right?” Chrissy laughs while Eddie lounges on the park bench.

Yes. He’s aware.

He and Chrissy don’t even have a dog and yet—

“Chris. Look at all of these great pet parents, taking care of these little doggies. Look at em. Wonderful. Stunning, very normal.”

Chrissy levels him with a glare. Being on the wrong side of a Chrissy glare is a scary thing, but alas his dog park visits are worth it.

“No. Look, listen. You’ve got all of these doggy daddies taking their lovely pups out for runs and walks and what not and then daddy wraps up his run and takes the precious ones to this here dog park. Woof.”

It really was worth it to Eddie, alright? There is nothing wrong with going to a public dog park to maybe hear a hot sweaty man coo at his dog.

‘Good Boy’

‘Precious Girl’

Bark bark bark or whatever.

Would Eddie ever talk to any of them? Absolutely the fuck not, but a man could dream.

He was bummed though because none of the hot guys were out, today.

Damn.

He is busy scanning the area to see if he missed anyone, Chrissy yapping on and on about how they could just get a dog when someone slows their run to chat.

“Hi!” She says. This woman is tall, short hair messed up from running, she’s got a bright ass orange jacket on, and she is most certainly Chrissy’s type. Thats not fucking fair at all, now is it?

Chrissy’s complaining tapers off. “Hey.”

They smile at each other, and this is truly unfair, Eddie thinks. This whole dog park thing was for him and yet.

“I hope you don’t mind, but me and my best friend just moved to the area and honestly, I think you’re pretty so—I just thought I would say hi.” She hardly makes eye contact with Eddie. So it’s clear who she’s talking to.

Like recognizes like, he supposes.

He can respect the straight forwardness of it all. Chrissy is just kinda staring at her so he speaks up. “Well, I’m Eddie and this is Chrissy, and I can confidently say that she also thinks you’re pretty.”

Both woman turn to stare and him, Chrissy with big eyes and the other woman with a smirk. She speaks, “Well, it must be my lucky day.” She turns back to Chrissy, “I’m Robin.”

The two get talking and Eddie is happy for his best friend, he really is, but where are all the hot men?

He’s about ready to call it quits when he sees a fucking god, running with a ridiculously stunning dog.

Hot people own hot dogs, he supposes.

This guy is—fuck. He’s sweaty from running, and his hair is fucking gorgeous, even after activities. Thats a green flag. Eddie is just shocked.

This is the dog daddy of all dog daddies. He’s wearing tiny fucking red shorts that expose thighs for days and—

“Jesus fuckin’—see?” Eddie doesn’t even care that he is interrupting the girls conversation cause this guys is—god damn. “He could slap a collar on me and walk me like a dog.”

Chrissy balks. “Eddie. We are in the company of a new friend. Robin doesn’t deserves this.”

Eddie simply shrugs and Robin laughs, “No. I think it’s hilarious which guy caught your eye?”

Oh, he likes Robin. “I like her. Get her number—“ He smiles big at Chrissy, before gesturing towards the fucking Adonis in tiny little running shorts. “Anywhozle. That one, look at him. On my knees in a second.”

He ignores Chrissy’s eye roll, and watches as Robin takes in the guy, before busting out in a laugh. “Oh my god—Steve?”

Oh shit.

“I—do you—“ Abort mission. Abort abort.

“Oh yeah, remember that best friend I was telling you guys about?”

She is still laughing, and Chrissy joins her before handing Robin her phone.

Eddie feels like he just got bamboozled.

“Chrissy, babe, I’ll text you. Eddie? I’ll see what I can do.” She smiles at them both before running over to ‘Steve’ and his—their?— gorgeous dog.

“No wait I—“ Eddie tries but she’s already over with Steve who is listening intently to what Robin has to say.

Oh god, oh no. Oh god.

Chrissy is just laughing softly into her hand, which turns into full laughter quick because Steve turns to look at them, smiles and winks.

[izzyhandsmybeloved]

I don't believe Izzy is dead.

In season one they "killed" off Lucius and none of us believed that he was gone. I believe an argument for that was that David Jenkins doesn't want an unhappy ending.

This season we literally got Ed coming back from the dead after a trip to purgatory; and he was dead for how many ever days. Buttons literally turned into a fucking seagull. Izzy was literally established to be an "indestructible little fucker." He survived multiple toe amputations, got shot in the fucking leg, lost said leg to infection and had to have it amputated. Then survived an attempt at suicide by sheer fucking luck. He was up on a peg leg in no fucking time. Like seriously!

They cannot just kill him with a shot in the gut. That's just piss poor story telling, especially because of the things above that they already set into place.

Additionally, one of the last shots was Izzy's grave and a seagull, which 100% was Buttons. If that's not foreshadowing that that man isn't dead, I don't know what is.

I want him to wake up, crawl out of that freshly turned dirt, spitting out said dirt, cursing to any God that might exist. Extra points if it's storming and Izzy limps to the house Ed and Stede are fixing up. The door opens up as lightning strikes, scaring the hell out of Ed and Stede.

Anywhozle, denial is a hell of a drug and I'm not giving up on Izzy.

[suspiciouslyspinach]

i loved The Final Will and Testament of a Totally Normal 80s Father to the point of creation, and also this was fully encouraged by my friend whom i may or may not have read the entire three chapters to :) anywhozles we loved seeing Will defend Michael to the principal so i had to draw it!

OH MY GOD!!! i'm a little late to responding to this BUT WOW. THIS IS AMAZING. I love your attention to detail (like the wedding ring!!) and the movement in this is SO GOOD. Small thing, but I love will's hair, so fluffy :D

Thank you so much!! I'm glad you like the fic, I hope it continues to be as enjoyable :)

[nyansquiddo]

Hey y'all, if yer comin across this. weer making it hapen bro. Anywhozles, me and some palios are making a le epic collab comic rn. (that's the title too) its on mspfa rn,,, idk if we will move it anywhere else but its chillin'. We aren't plotting out a plot rn as its very much so random bullshit as you take the panels from the previous person and make what you want without telling the next person what you are doing until they are done. It's sbahj style in that random repetition humor sense so go n give it a ❤️ if yer into that shizzity. If ya aren't you can at least sneak a peek at what we've got rn. Anywhozles, here's the link stink. Collab comic redirect time to fill the tags with so much bs

[soursugxr]

Hehehe I know its kinda late and I should be eeping but I had question

How does Raph feel about finding his brothers? Is he the closets with one? (Aside from leo ofc) And which one does he worry about the most?

u are awesome my lovely moot!/gen

Raph, being the oldest, has kinda vague memories of The Incident, so he remembers having someone there, not exactly siblings but someone that he protected.

When Mikey found him he was weirded out at first, because who wouldn’t be? But he figured “Draxum wanted his creations (plural) so it makes sense.” What he wasn’t expecting was two more siblings and a rat dad.

He feels a little weird about being part of a family, especially one that actually looks like him, since he was kind of taken care of by Sunita and her family for a while, but he still remained more like a close friend than a family member. He doesn’t exactly know how to fit into it, so he ends up being a little overbearing at times, and doesn’t fully know how to act around Splinter.

He’s very close with Mikey, since they actually had Sibling Bonding Time first. Mikey’s the only one allowed to touch Raph’s shell, the only one allowed to calm him down, and the only one Raph fully trusts, believe it or not.

He tries to get to know Donnie, but unfortunately that man is a hermit among hermits and would get shell rot before he made small talk with literally anyone. So Raph definitely worries about him a lot. But in all honesty he worries about Leo the most. Leo’s in a shit situation where she feels like she has to be the responsible one 100% of the time, so they’re always stressed out, and because of the whole twin thing, Raph is hyper aware of that. He tried to take some of the pressure off by trying to lead in place of Leo on occasion, but it usually doesn’t work.

Raph knows he can carry Mikey if their legs give out, or get Donnie to sleep at a reasonable hour, but he doesn’t know how to handle Leo. He tries to go solely off of whatever vibe the twintuition gives him, but he’s no therapist. And he refuses to go to Splinter for help because in his mind, Splinter is the one who abandoned him, so there’s no trust there.

Anywhozle sorry for the long post :,)

[proxolagist]

Hoo! My Intro-Pinned-Post-It Note.

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I’m Prox / Maurice (pronounced more-es). any pronouns work, any nicknames are appreciated, and any questions are well encouraged. Please, feel free to ask about my wares my timezone is CDT . i usually snooze at odd hours of the day though, so please don’t feel put off by time zones ( I woke up at 2 am today! )

I have a whole cacophony of odd interests, but I’ll list my main ones Bolded ones are my current main interests!

Team Fortress 2

Half Life

Birds

Bioshock

Modest Mouse

Horror Overall

Gregory Horror Show

Art / Film Overall

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Anywhozle. A quick dni list below the line, I’ll keep it brief

the usual shit you’d expect, im not cishet so y’get the drill

minors under 13, im an awful influence !

if you’re into danganronpa, countryhumans or cookierun, I know it’s out of left field but id appreciate y’all respecting my boundaries

sucks i need to specify but proshippers / paraphilic ‘sexuality’ supporters. zoosexuals , maps? gross, man.

and that’s about it, thank ya’ll for reading! glad to be here :^]

[wolfcamellias]

*falls from the heavens at high speeds, but somehow survives the fall by landing on all fours* I hope you got some well deserved rest from your trip :3 Excited for all the ideas you have planned! Anywhozle, I’m still working on the drawing I promised back in January! You might get two version, ain’t gonna guarantee it tho- don’t know when it’ll be done, probs gonna draw some on my own upcoming vaca! I’m exited to get it finished tho! 😄 Just thought I’d give you an update on it! ~Monkey Anon

NSKXNKSNX HELP — okay

WELL congrats on the vacation! And don’t rush with your art (i also did receive the other one btw but it wont let me post it on my other blog :’))

ALSO MY MEMROY’S SHIT IM GOING TO BE SUPER SURPRISED IF YOU DO SEND IT TO ME FJDKXN