#ArsonAndPyromaniac

[caden-and-chesh-shipping]

Hawks, Dabi, Chesh and Caden are a chaotic Polyship headcanons:

Chesh and I are QPP’s

Then every other line in the square is Romantic

Dabi is a bitch and I love him, Hawks needs a hug and Canon things never happened.

None of us know how to take care of ourselves, so we have to take turns taking care of each other

Dabi has to deal with the ADHD trio

Hawks and Chesh’s cat fight for their attention

In insert Caden has no impulse control and ends up injured despite the fact they could have avoided it all together. Chesh just sighs, Hawks freaks, and Dabi is having an aneurysm from my stupidity.

Chesh can poof anywhere and everywhere and convinces the LoV to become a runaway safe haven and more Vigilante than Villains

Dabi and Chesh have touch aversion

Hawks and I are cuddle bugs who make nests of stuffed and fluffy things

Chesh and Hawks like shiny things and collect them

I can’t touch expensive things or I have a heart attack

Dabi is Touya Dabi is a rich kid at heart

Toga and Twice are our QPP’s and come by to jam a lot because they cannot escape

Shiggy is my boyf and Best friends with Chesh and Dabi

Hawks is a living furnace and despite common misconceptions: Dabi is not and has issues with temperature regulation (as does Chesh) I am warm but have cold hands and feet

Hawks and I will flirt at work no way we won’t

It probably annoys everyone

Our inserts are 18 (and it’s an AU where 1-A is now 2-A) and Chesh could be a hero student but refuses on True Neutral principals.

Hawks learns to dance from Tokoyami and Aoyama to try and impress me

I hate spiders. I will cry. Chesh takes them outside through Poofing, Hawks uses a feather to take it outside and cuddles me, Dabi burns it.

When I want cuddles I will climb into Dabi or Hawks’ laps, if they won’t cuddle me I’ll call Toga or Twice and refuse to cuddle Dabi or Hawks for at least 24 hours

Hawks is Bi, Chesh is Ace, Dabi is Pan, I, Caden, am Abro

Caden x Hawks? FlyBi

Caden x Dabi? ArsonAndPyromaniac

Chesh doesn’t have ship names yet

But our Poly ship is MorallyAmbiguous because Two Heroes, a vigilante, and a villain

[caden-and-chesh-shipping]

How to get Caden off a Table/Bar/Counter BN//HA Edition (all f/o’s not just romantics) success not garunteed

Asks them to get down:

All Might- Succeeds through guilt factor.

Nezu- Fails. Reason? I am a brat.

Kurogiri- Succeeds, he’s nice and only asks me to get down if Shiggy is getting angee

Shiggy- Fails, usually follows after his threatening

Magne- Succeeds, Cool big sis is cool

Bribe:

Chesh- Succeeds easily and most frequently

Koda- Succeeds through offer of bunny pets but doesn’t have to do so frequently

Sado- Succeeds through offer of pasteries but doesn’t have to frequently

Picks them Up no warning:

Bakugo- only attempted up to 5 times, each is a fail and results in injury

Aizawa- succeeds because it’s Aizawa

Inasa- Succeeds through man handling

Kirishima- Success depends on if Bakugo is around or not if yes then it is a fail

Shouji- Succeeds, Man has six arms and that sounds hella comfy

Tokoyami- Succeeds, he uses Dark Shadow and I can’t fight back against that

Hawks- Succeeds, I love a birb man and if he picked me up I’d swoon

Asks to pick them up:

Shinsou- Only accepted in the form of piggyback rides

Midoriya- Succeeds, gentleman is a gentle man

Bakugou- Success, After he learns his lesson found this is successful

Tetsu- Succeeds, soft boy is a Himbo whom I appreciate

Mirio- Succeeds, and receives cuddles

Threatens:

Nezu- Fails, he threatens suspension and Caden does not give a fuck so he just leaves them where they are

Shiggy- Fails, you can take my arms but I can always grow the back hand man

Present Mic- Success, big brother is loud and that is no fun

Lures them with Fire:

Dabi- Succeeds 100% of the time, figured it out first

Shouto- Succeeds, uses it as a last resort

Endeavor- Succeeds, only bothers if Fuyumi is upset by Caden’s shenanigans